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Celebrities › Re: Chesan Nze: I Can’t Marry A Salary Earner; Sex Is 80% Important by Decryptor(m): 9:24am On Oct 28, 2017
It is only Nigerian women that wants to marry a man with the bank account of Dangote, the height of Lynxx the body frame of Anthony Joshua, the face of Trey Songz and the attitude of Jesus Christ
Crime › Re: Nigerian Student Raped By Teacher In India. Nigerian In India React (Video) by Decryptor(m): 9:14am On Oct 28, 2017
menwongo:
Seconded
China are better
Which China is better? It's like saying a scorpion stings and should be avoided and then you say you agree and that centipedes are better.
Car Talk › Re: Honda Unveils Its Self-Balancing Motorbike That Prevent Riders From Falling Over by Decryptor(m): 8:12am On Oct 28, 2017
nairavsdollars:
When will they address the issue of their front wheels that tears every now and then on the road?
When they manufactured that car, they didn't have "Nigerian Roads" in mind.
Career › Re: How ‘do You Know Who I Am?’ Got An Army Officer And His Wife In Trouble In Abuja by Decryptor(m): 8:07am On Oct 28, 2017
This lie reminds me of APC 2015 campaign promises. undecided
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Men Don’t Have What I Want – Nkechi Emmanuel (nurse Titi) by Decryptor(m): 8:00am On Oct 28, 2017
Kate Henshaw said something like this and she is no more with her oyibo hubby...

Anita Hogan said something like this before her nude pics were leaked and she is no longer with her oyibo hubby...

Uche Jombo said something like this now she don change surname back to her father's name while posting stuff like "It is better to ne alone than be with the one that hurts you" on instagram....

E go be your turn soon.

Crime › Re: Thugs Who Kidnapped Edo Zoo Director, Killed 3 Policemen In The Process Arrested by Decryptor(m): 12:42pm On Oct 27, 2017
These ones eh...in short, their lives are finished. The fact that kidnapping carries death penalty is one thing but another thing altogether when 3 policemen are dead. SARS will just take them to one corner and finish them with bullets, and after they are dead, they will still shoot them more...then when they are taken to the morgue, they will shoot their bodies again.
Romance › Re: 24% Of Lagos Women Have Sex Before 18 Years - Commissioner for Health, Dr Idris by Decryptor(m): 11:04am On Oct 27, 2017
Af*nja men will not allow little girls to rest! Paedophiles!!
Sports › Re: Baba Sule Ended Up Cleaning Boots by Decryptor(m): 5:00pm On Oct 25, 2017
binsanni:
this jaz nah from china oh
Na from Kumasi
Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Cars To Pastors Chibuzor Chinyere & David Ibiyeomie by Decryptor(m): 4:57pm On Oct 25, 2017
And later, some idiots will open their filthy mouths to say Igbos love money. I'm sure Pastor Chibuzor is a Yoruba man
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor David Ibiyeomie Gets A Car As 55th Birthday Gift (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 4:52pm On Oct 25, 2017
biacan:
Any man wey go marry me must give me this car as a wedding gift
Because your Toto is the pathway to heaven abi?
Celebrities › Re: Yvonne Nwosu: "If Your Gateman Follows You On Snapchat, Sack the Goat" by Decryptor(m): 4:44pm On Oct 25, 2017
She's quite right tho. I'm sure the gateman must be an af*nja because na dem dey get that kind of stupid guts.
Politics › Re: Operation Crocodile Smile: See What Soldiers Did In A Nairalander's Community by Decryptor(m): 8:32pm On Oct 23, 2017
Clerverly:
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Do you have any picture/proof of evidence of the Nigerian Army doing immunization/Medical outreach in any school in Nigeria?
Go and ask your kinsmen that ran away from them in Ondo!
Romance › Re: Ex-Corper Who Had Three-some In Owerri With 2 Facebook Girls, Shares Their Pics by Decryptor(m): 8:17pm On Oct 23, 2017
The guy is definitely a yoruba demon who had luck with the indigenes of a state with the most foolish governor!
Politics › Re: Governor El-Rufai Squats To Greet Obi Of Onitsha During Visit To His Palace by Decryptor(m): 9:16am On Oct 22, 2017
I swear...many northerners will not like that first picture grin grin
Crime › Re: Ifeanyi Ezenwa: Kuje Prison Inmate Parades Abuja With Armed Escorts by Decryptor(m): 9:11am On Oct 22, 2017
I do not blame Ezenwa...i blame the Nigerian Prison Authorities who allowed an inmate to live comfortably in ostentatious wealth more than a free man like me and even provide prison wardens as escorts for him making him parallel to the comptroller general of prisons. Thunder fire anyone who blames or calls out Ezenwa alone.
Business › Re: FG Takes Ownership Of Funds In Bank Accounts Not Linked To BVNs by Decryptor(m): 9:01am On Oct 22, 2017
Clerverly:
Ipob Terrorists, Oya Come and Wail!
I scanned the whole of that write-up and did not find where IPOB was mentioned. It is either you trying to forment trouble or your stupidity is just legendry.
Car Talk › Re: A BMW Made From Recycled Parts Goes 994 Miles On A Single Charge-Sets New Record by Decryptor(m): 8:54am On Oct 22, 2017
Very good! This is the way to go. I see crude oil becoming worthless in the next 10 years and then let me see what the bone of contention as regarding the restructuring of this country will be. No oil...no more money for the north to share
Crime › Re: Pretty Lady Who Burgled A House Caught And Stripped By Local Vigilante (video) by Decryptor(m): 6:55pm On Oct 21, 2017
Riko2:
she stole only biscuit dat's y dey have to unclad,her ? all dis is uncall 4 na, stealing is bad granted.y not hand her over to d police or let her go with a warning.she is hungry if d government provided job she won't have stole, but den again what do I know.
Maybe she wanted to steal something bigger and saw biscuit and decided to help herself before alarm come blow. IMHO
Celebrities › Re: Remember Patra? See What She Looks Like Now! by Decryptor(m): 6:53pm On Oct 21, 2017
I have a biiiigggg problem...

I want someone to solve em...

I need a big teddybear...

No matter how big i don't care... shocked shocked shocked

Chai!...those years eh!
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Shares Money In A Market, Mobbed By Traders Ahead Of Anambra Election by Decryptor(m): 6:46pm On Oct 21, 2017
IHEJIRIKAisBOKO:
I thought they said everyone in anambra is a billionaire. Just look at them fighting and tearing at each other because of five naira
A rich billionaire with N1,000,000,000 knows that when he removes N5 from that amount, he is left with N999,999,995 and he is no longer a billionaire. So which means N5 is worth fighting for. Unlike the people from a particular region who were given rice to vote away their children's future. RICE THAT WILL BE PASSED OUT VIA EXCRETA I am sure you are from that region!

Travel › Re: How I Was Saved From A Train Accident That Killed 600 People - My Testimony by Decryptor(m): 6:33pm On Oct 21, 2017
Chai! @shinarlaura... Death saw you on the train and said, "this babe too sexy to die now joor"...over to the next person. grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Comedian AY Makes It To CNN, Reveals How He Made It To Guinness Book Of Record by Decryptor(m): 6:31pm On Oct 21, 2017
Congrats AY...but truth be told...that your "Trip to Jamaica" movie with Funke Akindele is the most wackest movie i have ever watched in my entire life. It was so wack that i had to sit on my television and watch the couch. undecided undecided
Family › Re: My Husband Seeks His Father’s Permission Before Intercourse: Wife by Decryptor(m): 6:59am On Oct 21, 2017
Tajbol4splend:
What is the big deal in someone seeking his father's permission before intercourse, it could be their family's tradition
Do you seek for your father's permission before f*cking your wife?
Family › Re: My Husband Seeks His Father’s Permission Before Intercourse: Wife by Decryptor(m): 6:58am On Oct 21, 2017
Yoruba MEN BOYS and their ish!
Crime › Re: Policeman Shoots Man Dead In Anambra State (Disturbing Photos) by Decryptor(m): 12:14am On Oct 21, 2017
Flazer101:
A policeman who is an [b]escort to a political campaign people [/b]just shot a Young man dead for no reason at Tarzan junction idemili north LGA.

The man was riding a Toyota Camry while the police man shot him at close range before running away with their police car.
It was saint that the policeman claims that the young man dragged road with him.
A riot have started as men troops out and started blocking the road,while setting a hilux ablaze.

Please mods help push to front page at lest enough of these youth killings by men in uniform.
See tactics...which one is political campaign people? It's apc jooor!
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Doesn't Have Time For Me by Decryptor(m): 11:29pm On Oct 19, 2017
doriscarter:
HOW DR JAMES SPELL CASTING RESTORED MY RELATIONSHIP, Am writing this article to appreciate the good work of DR James that helped me recently to bring back my wife that left me for another man for the past 2 years. After seeing a comment of a woman on the internet testifying of how she was helped by DR James. I also decided to contact him for help because all i wanted was for me to get my wife, happiness and to make sure that my child grows up with his mother. Am happy today that he helped me and i can proudly say that my wife is now with me again and she is now in love with me like never before. Are you in need of any help in your relationship like getting back your man, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, winning of lotteries, herbal cure for sickness or job promotion E.T.C. Viewers reading my post that needs the help of DR James should contact him via E-mail: ( olorunoduduwaspiritualtemple@gmail.com )
See them...scammers!
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Doesn't Have Time For Me by Decryptor(m): 11:27pm On Oct 19, 2017
QueenMarvella:
My Boyfriend Is Just Getting More Annoying These Days. He Won't Call nor text for days, always claiming to be busy .
But anytime we see, he will turn to the sweetest guy on earth and I will feel like things should stay that way forever. But once we say bye to each other, it's the same story until when we see again.

It's not a long Distance Relationship as u guys may think but I don't know whats' stopping him from showing care through calls and texts too. He doesn't pick my calls too most times and that's what I hate most.

I like clingy, I like double texts, phone calls, Good morning and Good night texts.

And now, am getting tired of the relationship.

Dunno what to do,any advice ,Pls.
You are less preoccupied with your time that's why you are saying you are clingy. Go get a job and start doing something profitable with your time and he'll start respecting you. No one wants to be with a liability no matter how beautiful they look
Travel › Re: Schoolchildren Killed On Abuja Highway As Truck Rams Into Bus (Graphic Photos) by Decryptor(m): 11:11pm On Oct 19, 2017
edeXede:
embarassed

Chai.. Cute children of politicians..

Their fathers have donated their blood against 2019 elections.. Wicked parents
Must you comment? The witches in your village have used your sense to play ludo.
Car Talk › Re: Hummer Jeep Carries Bamboo Sticks From Market In The East (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 8:27pm On Oct 19, 2017
Jeep wey Obas in the South West use to go for important functions is what we use to transport bamboo in the South East... grin grin

Do not underestimate the power of selling Gala and Lacaserra in Lagos.

#IgbosAreGreat cool cool
Health › Re: Monkeypox: Family Of Suicide Victim In Bayelsa Blames Hospital's Negligence. by Decryptor(m): 11:25pm On Oct 18, 2017
aziaka111:
buhari don suffer,everything Na buhari even if ur dick no stand in front of ur naked Baby Na buhari too
Yes it is possible. Because the foods rich in vitamins and minerals that is responsible for erectile functions in males are very expensive and not affordable for many men in Nigeria today. You go see man wey suppose dey chop better balanced diet go just dey chop roasted corn upandan.
Romance › Re: Kenyan Woman Exposes Her Teacher Husband & The Student He Is Sleeping With by Decryptor(m): 5:48am On Oct 18, 2017
Mhizkel:
Not in all cases sir,
Some men are just so shameless. No matter how hard you try to satisfy them, they still won't desist from shameful acts.
It's called variety. Will you tell me that you are ok with only that red colored hair you have on? Don't you change the colors routinely? Secondly, why do ladies cheat with these married men when they know they are married?
Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Killing, Burying Prostitute In Delta by Decryptor(m): 5:32am On Oct 18, 2017
dollytino4real:
men wicked o!
Women kind o! SMH!!

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