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CrimeRe: Man Sentenced To Death For Smuggling 'SQUID GAME' Film Into North Korea (Pix) by Decryptor(m): 10:48pm On Nov 24, 2021
Prechboy:
A whole South Korea na you take dey compare Nigeria because of film? Guy you nor know south Korea at all. One of the most developed countries in the world na you take dey play so
Are you in support of my stance that South Korea is better than Nigeria or otherwise...cos I no come understand this your comment.
CrimeRe: Man Sentenced To Death For Smuggling 'SQUID GAME' Film Into North Korea (Pix) by Decryptor(m): 9:54pm On Nov 24, 2021
IamSalt:
You think so??
Una think say na by complexion them dey take measure better life abi??
Not complexion. They have a better infrastructure in place with a well structured leadership.
CrimeRe: Man Sentenced To Death For Smuggling 'SQUID GAME' Film Into North Korea (Pix) by Decryptor(m): 9:38pm On Nov 24, 2021
IamSalt:
Oga, if you watch the movie, you will know how useless and worthless their currency is. Is that not enough to know that the Nigeria economy still have a large extent of hope compared to that of South Korea??
But South Koreans are living a better life than Nigerians.
CrimeRe: Man Sentenced To Death For Smuggling 'SQUID GAME' Film Into North Korea (Pix) by Decryptor(m): 9:37pm On Nov 24, 2021
AbuAeesha:
those of you calling buhari names
hope u are reading this ??
Buhari is still not a good leader.

He is like a scorpion, Kim jong UN is like a centipede. Both sting!!

Thank you!!
CrimeRe: Man Sentenced To Death For Smuggling 'SQUID GAME' Film Into North Korea (Pix) by Decryptor(m): 9:32pm On Nov 24, 2021
IamSalt:
Kim Jong-un wan use dey defaulter practice life squid game by firing him to death.


Squid game, one brutal series. That movie made me still have hope in Naija economy.
What has the plot got to do with the Nigérian economy?
CrimeRe: Man Sentenced To Death For Smuggling 'SQUID GAME' Film Into North Korea (Pix) by Decryptor(m): 9:31pm On Nov 24, 2021
Lol

If the Anambra election was like squid game grin

RomanceRe: I Am In Love With A Married Woman Who Runs A Spa In Lekki by Decryptor(m): 9:04pm On Nov 24, 2021
She is married: you want to f*ck her...

She owns a Spa: You want her money...

Characteristics of a typical yoruba boy.

Always looking to reap where they didn't sow.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ethiopia’s PM, Abiy Ahmed Has Gone To The Battlefront: State-Affiliated Media by Decryptor(m): 8:58pm On Nov 24, 2021
Praktikals:
IPOB pigs with meth damaged brain will relate this news with Buhari
What else do you know and hope for in your life rather than betting?

Betting that will never make you anything in life.

You will stake money on nonsense and wait for players to run around and fulfill your wishes and while you are at it, you come here to abuse Igbos.

Come and make it in life let me see.

HealthRe: Lady Bitten To Death By Snake In Abuja As She Sat To Urinate by Decryptor(m): 8:38pm On Nov 24, 2021
asanausana91:
the hospital contributed to her dead. Could you imagine that the doctor said he is waiting for key to open the drug store in a hospital like NAF HOSPITAL abuja? Is the door made up of gold that can't be broken to save life? You are watching somebody dieing but you are stupidly waiting for rubbish key. This girl decided to serve her country as a soldier, and some quack unprofessional doctors and nurses succeeded in killing her. We were together in Maiduguri for how many years and nothing happen to her until she reach abj . the chief of air staff should sanction all the people involved, starting from the hospital commander.
NAF: Nigerian Military have always been incompetent right from time in the discharge of their duties and the incompetence flows down to their medics so it doesn't come as a surprise.
FamilyRe: The Menace Of Snakes In The Toilet Bowl: It's Scary by Decryptor(m): 3:45pm On Nov 24, 2021
Righteousness2:
Simply put some cloves of garlic in there from time to time..
I am surprised that you didn't say that she should repent and wait prepare for rapture which will come suddenly and unexpectedly like a snake in a WC cheesy

Abi dem don háck your account? undecided

Anyway, back to post...

Snakes in a toilet seat is really nothing to worry about and can be prevented. This is because snakes don't just decide to creep into a water cistern rather it is as a result of chasing rodents like rats that hibernate in your soak-away pit.

This is what happens: Snakes (especially cobras) have a good appetite for rats. They crawl into soak-aways which is usually where the rodents live...Rats have circular motion unlike snakes. A rat can get into a plumbing pipe and simply make a U-turn but a snake can't. The snake in a bid to find a way out of the pipe follows the channel till it gets to your cistern and since the cistern is made of ceramic which snakes can't climb, they remain stuck and just wait.

Remedy:

*Fill up holes around your soak-away pits with cement (not sand as rats and moles can re-dig them)...

*Fumigate your compound with anti rodents and anti-pests fumigants to ward off rats, snakes and other reptiles.

*Keep your surroundings clean and clear bushes especially during the dry season.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG Job: How My Name Was Replaced With Someone Who Lobbied & Paid Paid ₦7 Million by Decryptor(m): 3:09pm On Nov 24, 2021
And someone will say that it will be well with Nigeria.

Useless country where hardwork never pays!!
CrimeRe: Married Man Abandons Girlfriend In Lagos Hotel Room, Rapes Receptionist by Decryptor(m): 3:07pm On Nov 24, 2021
Simran94:
A stranger can't just set you up like that. If a woman sets you up, then you must have done something bad with her. Maybe if some of you men would zip up and be faithful to your partners, no woman would have any reason to set you up in the first place.
Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned!

I once turned down the sexual advances of a woman because she was not my spec and for some other personal reasons.

She retaliated by accusing me of raping her at night in my sister's apartment where she was a caregiver for my mother and they believed her simply because she is a woman (only my late mum didn't)... I decided not to pursue the case (because if I wanted to, there was alot of alibi like physical testing which would have shown no struggle or forced entry) but I didn't.

I was humiliated and kicked out of the environment.

But I cursed her under the full glare of the moon with 2 native eggs and alligator pepper.
I don't know if it was what I said but months later, her 3 year old daughter was fatally molested by a teenage boy where she spent almost 2 months in the hospital and her 8 year old son died under mysterious circumstances within a year.

I am not the only one...there are many false rape cases against men more than there are real ones. Google is your friend!!
CrimeRe: Married Man Abandons Girlfriend In Lagos Hotel Room, Rapes Receptionist by Decryptor(m): 1:52am On Nov 24, 2021
abbey621:
If you play with poo, smell it and cover yourself in it then more than likely you must have tasted poo! How does a sexual transaction work here, the man brought a GF to the hotel, the GF no gree do so he left her and convinced the receptionist to have sex with him? You think this is more believable than a man drugged himself, after having sex wasn't satisfied and took it upon himself to ease his urges through rape? You want us to give benefit of doubt to the accused but you failed to take into account his reputation as evidenced by the police, you failed to question his character as evidenced by his adulterous nature.

I'm sorry it seems it is easier to blame the victim than to actually read, do you know anything about the area? Did you read that he had a bottle and threatened her? Someone that is a well known thug in the area and you think a 19 year old female would struggle with him? Abeokuta street na bastaard area, lots of attrocities so I am baffled when people like you go out of your way to doubt stories like this, I'm genuinely amazed!
Oga, a woman has never set you up before. When it finally happens, you will be genuinely amazed at the vile nature of women.
HealthRe: Man Survives Colon Cancer, Weds Lady Who Stood By Him by Decryptor(m): 6:02pm On Nov 22, 2021
Olunmercy56:
What will be will be. True love is very rare. I pray I found one
Will you have stayed with that guy if it were to be you?
Science/TechnologyRe: This Terrifying Fish Has 555 Razor Sharp Teeth Covering Its Entire Mouth (Pics) by Decryptor(m): 5:52pm On Nov 22, 2021
Inner mouth of fish resemble inside of vagínal passage undecided
CrimeRe: Michael Goguen Kept Spreadsheet Of 5,000 Women He Had Sex With by Decryptor(m): 7:57am On Nov 22, 2021
Apart from oloshos, my present count is about 300 sha.
PoliticsRe: Soludo: Secondus Mocks APC Over Anambra Defeat by Decryptor(m): 8:09am On Nov 11, 2021
adamsmith914:
Just like Alex Ekwueme of NPN was a puppet to his master Fulani Alhaji Shehu Shagari?
At least you believed that the chimp-faced Commissioner Osibande is a puppet.

That's what really matters. grin grin
PoliticsRe: Soludo: Secondus Mocks APC Over Anambra Defeat by Decryptor(m): 8:03am On Nov 11, 2021
Urbanchampion:
I like the kind of reception APC are getting in the South East. It's sending a great signal to stakeholders of the party that the South Easterns don't deserve an ordinary deputy majority leader in the House of Representative slot of the party in 2023. The people who're saying APC should zone the presidency to South East, must perish that insane thought immediately! If not that Ministerial positions are constitutionally mandatory for each state, they won't have been considered for Ministers in an APC government. "You truly shouldn't reap where you didn't sow".
Keep your deputy majority leadership to yourself. The current VP is from the SW but what impact has he made rather than being a puppet? Even Garba Shehu and Pantami pulls more weight than Osibanjo.

We Igbos have the right to choose who we know is right for us in position of leadership unlike a particular zone that sells their votes because of 1kg bag of Garri and vegetable oil.
PoliticsRe: Moment INEC Declared Soludo Winner Of Anambra Governorship Election 2021 (Video) by Decryptor(m): 2:40pm On Nov 10, 2021
Congratulations Prof. SOLUDO.

I just wonder what the likes of Dr. Nkem (outgoing deputy Governor) who decamped from APGA to APC will do now that this has happened. He and the others who shamelessly hopped into that evil party will be pining in regret.

Meanwhile...If the Anambra Elections was Squid Game grin grin grin

CrimeRe: ‘meth’: Youths Flogged In Imo For Taking Drugs (Pictures) by Decryptor(m): 1:57pm On Nov 10, 2021
We Igbos don't condone evil!

Nice one.

Say NO to hard drugs.
CrimeRe: Woman Stabbed To Death In Ondo, 3 Years After The Murder Of Her Only Daughter by Decryptor(m): 1:50pm On Nov 10, 2021
kingsceemark:
Bloody sucking Afonjas, stupid people, see how you guys murder this innocent woman for nothing, Yoruba land is burning everyday with bad news, children of falling demon
More...

PoliticsRe: Anambra Election: Buhari Congratulates Soludo by Decryptor(m): 1:45pm On Nov 10, 2021
grin grin cheesy

PoliticsRe: Anambra Election: How Soludo Emerged Winner, Performance Of Other Candidates by Decryptor(m): 1:43pm On Nov 10, 2021
grin grin

CrimeRe: My Girlfriend Refused To Have Sex With Me by Decryptor(m):
I live with my girlfriend. She has been staying with me for a year and 8 months now. Sex was perfect 3 to 4 times a week.

But ever since she started working sex has become a problem. She will make excuses that she is tired that her back is hurting or headaches. For 3 weeks no sex. She doesn't care at all and we are living like roommates and yesterday was worse.

I was in the mood for it and she bluntly refused so I had to force her. I ripped her pant but she didn't give up she scratches me on my face. I slapped her so hard out of anger. I didn't mean to and I left the house for a few hours. I apologised for forcing her and I told her I am not going to leave with her anymore if she will not give me sex. I asked her to leave so my next babe can move in she said she is leaving in 2 weeks.

Note I don't have any other babe except from her and I have never cheated on her before. I love her a lot she is my life but I just don't like her new attitude.

What do you think I should do for her to be happy with me and give me sex without a fight because I don't want what had happened yesterday to ever happen again in the future.
Shame no catch you to come Nairaland tell us say girl that is co-habiting with you whom you have not married legally denied you sex! undecided

**Modified**

The idiót has even deleted his account!

Foólish boy and his girlfriend too is stupíd. Both are mad to be living with each other for years
PoliticsRe: Andy Uba: I Am Very Sure I Will Win Anambra Governorship Election (Video) by Decryptor(m): 3:02pm On Nov 09, 2021
post=107464634:
This election is done and dusted.
Moving on to the Next One.


That is one of the things dad will be remembered for in this nation for many many years to come.

Let us read from the comment of one of the sane, honest and hardworking Nairalander we have below... kiss
Let's wait for the Ihiala results before you start praising your "Daddy" because his visit to the SE weeks ago was not in vain.

Anything about APC is criminal
PoliticsRe: Anambra Election: Victor Umeh Ejected From Ihiala LGA Headquarters by Decryptor(m): 2:53pm On Nov 09, 2021
omenkaLives:
Victor Umeh whp never thought Spludo stood a chance going by that face he made behind soludo's back at a rally ground the other day. They should have flogged him before sending him back.
Focus on the happenings in your Killer-Herdsmen infested Benue and remove your nose from Anambra matters!
PoliticsRe: Ogun Teacher Tackles Bank, Online Store As Fraudsters Empty Account by Decryptor(m): 2:50pm On Nov 09, 2021
lereinter:
You call a fraudster customer Abi

When such happen to you
Oga please shutup!

The banks sees everyone who runs an account under them as a customer whether he is a fraudster or not!

Stop displaying your ignorance and illiteracy!!
PoliticsRe: Ogun Teacher Tackles Bank, Online Store As Fraudsters Empty Account by Decryptor(m): 10:36am On Nov 09, 2021
tunize:
Nai make Nigeria nor go fit even better in the next 400years because it's actually the right of any financial institution to protect it's customers.
Just so unfortunate that banking institutions take advantage of so many customers caused by their own negligence of duty.
For example in a case like this, it is the responsibility of the bank to write to jumia or assuming is an inter-bank fraud, is also the responsibility of the bank to write and pick up your case with whom ever that is involve not the bank telling you to go a bring one yeye police report and police on their own will be looking for mobility fee. If you get problem like this sue the fucking bank for negligence of duty and report them to CBN.
That is where the problem lies.

Imagine this woman for example that has been scammed of N215,000. If she goes to the police and EFCC, the police will ask her for money ranging from anything within the neighborhood of N50k to N100k for report. That alone will discourage her from continuing the case.

As for EFCC, leave those ones. They will not pay attention to you unless the fraud case you are reporting is anything from N5m above because their operandi is to collect their own cut from the money after it has been retrieved from the scammer.

As for suing the banks, the Nigerian justice system still sucks! Unless you are a highly placed person in the society, suing a bank in Nigeria is like fetching water in a basket because the bank is ready to offer millions of naira which the complainant has never seen or touched in his/her life to the judge presiding over the case and it will be swept under the carpet.

Nigeria is a mess!!
PoliticsRe: Ogun Teacher Tackles Bank, Online Store As Fraudsters Empty Account by Decryptor(m): 8:02am On Nov 09, 2021
Maxymilliano:
Seems bank are recruiting more Yahoo boys these days or how else could the OTP be generated without the consent of account owner ?
Her SIM was probably cloned!

Charging your phone in public places can contribute to that. You leave the phone unattended and someone can remove the SIM and plug it into a SIM reader/cloner device...voila!

They get a blank sim and copy it back and they operate from there.

SATANlST:
thunder fire you and the toto you where vomitted from. hope you die a miserable death like the miserable scammer that you are. bys are targeting oyinbo na school teacher u dey target.

that gtb bank go hear am ffrom me soon. any of the branches i enter will not operate till they refund my 15k, i will make them loose 1.5m because of this 15k
Oga calm down! He is right. In the policy statement of most online stores, they give the mandate to protect their customer's personal information which includes profile and phone numbers.

Even if a scammer clears your bank account running into millions and transfers it into his account in another bank, if you approach the bank of the thief, they will never give you his name or account details except you get a court order and summons from an anti-graft agency like EFCC with permissions duly signed by the Nigerian Police.
PoliticsRe: Anambra 2021: INEC Reschedules Voting In Ihiala Local Government Area by Decryptor(m): 8:01am On Nov 09, 2021
stasius:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Is Ihiala the only local government in Anambra?
Even if APC wins Ihiala( which is impossible because Ihiala will most likely align with APGA having seen the general results) will they get the 2/3rd mark for number of local government won? The answer is NO!

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Brother, akurigo APC na Anambra Steeti!
I just pray o. I hate anything APC with a passion including the man Andy Uba.
PoliticsRe: Anambra 2021: INEC Reschedules Voting In Ihiala Local Government Area by Decryptor(m): 9:24pm On Nov 08, 2021
APC's rigging method via INEC:

Conduct an election, when APC sees they are losing, disenfranchise one or two LGAs by either snatching ballot boxes or sending hoodlums there to cause mayhem...

*Then INEC declares the election "INCONCLUSIVE"...

*Count the number of total votes from the winning party and compare to their own (APC's) lesser votes...

*Falsify figures from the LGAs where ballot boxes were snatched or where mayhem was caused to replicate fake votes that will outnumber the votes of the winning party...

*Declare their candidate the winner!

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