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Crime › Re: Soldiers Order Man To Swim In Dirty Gutter (Video) by Decryptor(m): 6:55pm On Jan 21, 2022
Bihari who is their grand commander has been ordering us to swim in murky and dirty economic waters since 2015. Just that some of his lame and foólish followers do not want to admit it
Crime › Re: A Boy Beats His Girlfriend For Not Unlocking Her Phone (Video/Photo) by Decryptor(m): 6:52pm On Jan 21, 2022
For those who don't have the data to watch the video, na our "sofistikated" brothers from where the sun sets dey do this one. grin grin

It must always be them.
Education › Re: Student Slit Neck Of Junior Colleague Over Refusal To Run Errand In Maiduguri by Decryptor(m): 5:55pm On Jan 21, 2022
Islamic school of theology?

The boy was only performing the "practicals" of what they teach them there nah...no biggie.
Education › Re: US Reaches Out To Olowookere Victor Who Scored 8 A's In WAEC & Bagged 1st Class by Decryptor(m):
English Language is no be your mate!

That subject, your can never get A1 or A2 grin
Family › Re: Doctor Batters Wife Over Refusal To Circumcise Daughter by Decryptor(m): 5:39pm On Jan 21, 2022
I am an anti-feminist but you see that doctor...he deserves to be shot by Boko Haram.
Agriculture › Re: Turkey Farmer Makes His Cow Wear VR Goggles To Increase Milk Production by Decryptor(m): 5:26pm On Jan 21, 2022
Tech! Meanwhile their Nigerian counterparts won't learn from this but would rather forcibly take other people's farmlands from them and kill/maim anyone in their path.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is Mr. B A Good Friend Or A Bad Friend? by Decryptor(m): 2:52pm On Jan 21, 2022
I am not Mr. A neither am I Mr B or Mr C...

I am Mr. D so that means I should mind my business.
Family › Re: I Fainted When My Wife Said Our Former Neighbor Is The Father Of Our Child by Decryptor(m): 2:30pm On Jan 21, 2022
Chai! Women!!

I heard of a man who discovered that the girl he thought was his daughter was not his biological daughter. Na him the man kukuma begin knack the girl and when his wife caught him and wanted to raise alarm, guy man showed his wife the test result, the woman just lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Family › Re: My Marriage Is On The Verge Of Crashing. by Decryptor(m): 10:42am On Jan 21, 2022
Noah9:
I want to thank everyone for their advice and I really appreciate everyone involvement about the thread I created 2week ago. Here is the link.
https://www.nairaland.com/6933724/regretted-actions-please-me

Great people of this forum, honestly things have never been better ever since that incident and I wish our minds are like show glass so that y'all would see how sorry I am inside of me. I messed up and I'm really sorry.

5 days after I created that post above, My wife traveled with my daughter to her parents house to stay without telling me. Since that incident my wife haven't said a word to me, Not a single word. Sometimes I wonder if she's the same woman I married. I'm frustrated, incoherent and I'm losing my mind.

I've been good to her, I provide 85% for my family while she bring just 15% yet I don't complain, I'm romantic and good looking, since we married I don't keep female friends not to talk of cheating. Yet She denied me sex over 2 months without any reasons, that was why I acted that way and I'm so sorry.

On Tuesday here, My friend and I traveled to her parents house, they did not even welcome us well, I don't know what she must have told her parents but I explained myself, knelt down and asked for forgiveness.

She refused to come home with me, her parents were just starring at me like I'm some demon, I requested for my daughter but she refused to release her and I've already paid my daughter's school fees for the term. Her parents said they would register my daughter in a new school, that my wife need some space for now.

Please don't call me a weak man, I'm family oriented, I don't want broken home, if she needed some space that's not a problem, I can give her all the space in the world but let her come home. It's not proper raising a child in a broken home...I'm really losing my mind.

I faced query today at work because I traveled without informing my Boss which I know he won't allow me and I know how much would be deducted from my salary. what I'm going through now I can't wish my enemies and I wish I could turn back the hands of time. I messed up.

Beloveth Pls I need advice.
I read your previous thread before this particular one.

From my observations, you are an emotional slave to your wife and you need to set yourself free. I would also tell you another truth which you may not want to hear but you need to...which is...THERE IS A 90% PROBABILITY THAT YOUR WIFE IS CHEATING ON YOU HENCE HER DENYING YOU SEX!

It may seem unbelievable to you but it is the bitter truth. If you are being a good husband to your wife and treat her with utmost care and respect and she suddenly stops giving you sex, she is giving it to another man outside of your matrimonial home. Men and Women are differently wired...a man can cheat with 10 women outside but will still have séx with his wife but once a woman cheats with just 1 man, an emotional detachment takes place in the mind of that woman and she will be seeing her husband as a mere platonic house-mate.

Although you went extreme in slapping her and using force on her (I can understand when a man is really Hot and the frustration of not getting it from a woman you truly love), the fact that she has moved out of your matrimonial home and her parents are joining her to make it an issue without even having to hear your own side says it all. SHE NO LONGER LOVES YOU!

It is left for you to behave like a real man, refurbish you mind and make it look like she doesn't exist...go look for another lady and bring her into your life. Have steady sex with the lady and eventually, you will get over your wife. If you study the new lady and see that she is good and and loyal, file for a divorce and marry the new person.

Let your wife continue to remain with her parents since it is what she wants. If she wasn't up to something, she would have at least mended fences with you and followed you back home but on the other hand, she was looking for a very good opportunity to leave your house to continue that "hidden agenda" she was doing behind your back.

The only advice I will give you is always make sure you send something as an upkeep to your daughter and have evidence to back it up. Pray that your friends who followed you to beg your wife are alive by the time your daughter grows up so that they will tell her the true story of what transpired to negate the lies her mother will wash her head with about you which will turn her into a man-hating female like many Nairalanders we have here like Saphiere, Ladyhippolyta88, Jennyclay etc not knowing that it is the possible unfaithfulness of her mother that earned her a divorce in the first place and not you as the man.
Crime › Re: Man Disgraced After Refusing To Pay A Prostitute He Slept With. Pics And Video by Decryptor(m): 2:38pm On Jan 20, 2022
seunsiju:
he is a skit maker based in Ado Ekiti, thats his recent skit, it was shot at ijigbo roundabout Close to Fayose market market , Ado Ekiti, the guy is good at pranking....Its not real
Are you trying to defend him? Or are you the person in question?

This thing doesn't look like any skit but it's real.

The man is shameless.
Health › Re: N50,400 For COVID-19 Test In Nigeria, Free In Cameroon by Decryptor(m): 10:29am On Jan 20, 2022
I said this some days back and KayCee92 said I should take my medications.

Now KayCee92...who really needs the medication? cheesy

Romance › Re: Lady Sacrificed UK Scholarship For Man Who Later Left Her For Another Woman by Decryptor(m): 10:09am On Jan 20, 2022
You are to blame for your own actions and inactions.

I know that as a typical Nigerian lady, she must have been brushing the whole thing all over the guy's face simply because she didn't travel out because of him.

If the guy comes home late, "I didn't travel because of you now you are coming home late"...

If she flashes the guy's number just once and he doesn't call back, "I didn't travel because of you and now you can't call me when I flash you"...

Even if the guy farts, "I didn't travel because of you now see how you are farting in my presence."

Probably what drove him into frustration which made him run for dear life.

Nigerian ladies with their self entitlement! undecided
Romance › Re: Woman Happy To Share Her Husband With His Girlfriends, One Gets Pregnant For Him by Decryptor(m): 4:54pm On Jan 18, 2022
When I read the heading, I knew it was never a Nigerian woman
Christianity Etc › Re: Mummy G.O In Dubai Hotel: Reno Omokri Reacts. Says 'Enjoy But Avoid Hell' by Decryptor(m): 4:40pm On Jan 18, 2022
Casan0va:
Mummy G. O committing sin cry cry
She is not the one.
Politics › Re: Soludo Appoints Oby Ezekwesili To Head His Transition Team by Decryptor(m): 11:56am On Jan 13, 2022
I think this should be Soludo's first mistake in his career as both Governor-elect and Governor
Crime › Re: Man Accuses Loan App Of Announcing His Death After He Defaulted by Decryptor(m): 9:44pm On Jan 11, 2022
wunmi590:
huh

If the guy knows his onions, this is an opportunity for him to be a billionaire, because the way judge would slam billions of naira on the company, they would fold up immediately
Not in Nigeria
Politics › Re: Soldiers Repel Boko Haram Attack In Buratai Town by Decryptor(m): 1:17pm On Jan 11, 2022
dawnomike:
The terrorists are becoming bolder day by day... Happy no soldier was killed.
Go back and read the article
Family › Re: Married Men With Experience, Please I Need Your Help. by Decryptor(m): 1:14pm On Jan 11, 2022
Landmack:
It’s obvious those that married for beauty are the ones sending epistles and gracing the FP of Nairaland. Single men better open ur eyes and learn from these guys.

After marrying big ass,big breast,fine face and pointed nose..u come back here to disturb us with marital questions.
Since Christmas on NL all we have been reading is reports by husbands of slay queens
Oga chill! It goes beyond beauty! It's all about home training and composure. There are furgly women who would even do worse.
Family › Re: Married Men With Experience, Please I Need Your Help. by Decryptor(m): 1:10pm On Jan 11, 2022
Fred166:
I married my beautiful wife January this year, I Love my wife so much, I have never cheated on her since we got married. I opened a business for her worth 900k. i've already promised her a car this coming year (well I ride camry muscle and I'm tired of sharing the car with her).

My wife is too lazy, all she cares about is her eye lashes, make-up, nails and watching Zeeworld all day, She goes to her shop 10am and return 3pm, She barely take care of the house. Sometimes the plate I used for breakfast before going to work would still be on the dining table unwashed when I return. Her make-up tools and bag littered everywhere in our sitting room.

We're expecting our 1st child, Now that She's pregnant (4 months) she's worst. Na so so chop chop, I will jokingly say babe Pls don't go out of shape I won't look ur side again, Is like the more I beg, the more she chop chop. ...weird food carvings. Coconut water and bread, shawarma and pepper soup with sugar cane in her hand, I dare not buy it for her otherwise I won't sleep.

I still cook when I'm back from work. Anytime I tried to talk to her, she would say can't I see she's pregnant, she's having waist pain, leg pain, Infact body pains. I wanted to employ a maid she refused, she spoke ill about maids, she said they are husband snatchers e.t.c.

3 days ago, She asked me to renew our dstv sub and I refused. Yesterday I noticed she has done it (first time). I saw her watching Zeeworld, laughing sheepishly and pointing to the TV, I needed to watch man united match so I changed the channel, she dragged the remote control from me and changed it back to Zeeworld, she said I'm too stingy, I didn't sub for her, I refused to buy her a car.

I don't know what to do. With her lazy attitude I'm scared during delivery she would be saying I can't push o.

Experienced men help a brother.
Na this kind of unsexy attitude dey make men cheat outside.
Sports › Re: Scenes At The AFCON 2021 Opening Ceremony (pics) by Decryptor(m): 10:01pm On Jan 09, 2022
FalseProphet1:
To gamblers in the house who are desperately in need of winnings, aside Nigeria, Senegal and Algeria game, carry the remaining fixtures under 3.5 and smile to the bank.

This I have seen.
Oga, bookmarkers will omit the option of under 3.5 in almost all the AFCON games because they know it will play out. The most they will leave there is under 2.5 which is very tricky
Politics › Re: Pictures Of The Girls Supplied To Bandits For Sex In Kaduna Forest by Decryptor(m): 8:04pm On Jan 09, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Keep deceiving yourself son.... or is it not the same wannabe redpillers on here?
Same persons who are very quick to call a woman a hoe and say all women are worthless (use of words)..or are you high on something..
Keep denying there.. nonsense..
You are the one who is high and needs to take your drugs.
Crime › Re: Obituary Of The Woman Beaten To Death By Husband In Nasarawa (Photos) by Decryptor(m): 7:55pm On Jan 09, 2022
Na men like this wey Nigérian women dey love sha. If it were a humble and loving husband now, she would have been cheating on him and toying with his emotions
Politics › Re: Pictures Of The Girls Supplied To Bandits For Sex In Kaduna Forest by Decryptor(m): 7:52pm On Jan 09, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Where did I said they are blaming women and how does the statement I made automatically mean it was related to the post?
This boy you don't understand my statement and you are quoting me..?
Ok...you said repillers disturb your yeye mention to INSULT women. It is women like Maryam we insult.

Oya deny this one little boy!
Christianity Etc › Re: Terhemen Anongo: Man Castrates Self to serve God properly by Decryptor(m): 7:50pm On Jan 09, 2022
Ryda:
Testicle wey him suppose use cash out! angry

That won't stop the joystick from standing at tension.
Nope. He will never have an eréction for life.

The testicles play a vital role in the erection of the pénis. The Eunuchs of old who were men that served queens in some ancient kingdoms were castrated so that they would not engage in sexual contact with the queen they served and her maidens.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of The Girls Supplied To Bandits For Sex In Kaduna Forest by Decryptor(m): 7:42pm On Jan 09, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Did I said I did not know?#nd where In my statement did I debunk the fact that it was a woman..? undecided undecided undecided
But you said repillers are blaming women...yes...it is women like that Maryam we badmouth and blame.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of The Girls Supplied To Bandits For Sex In Kaduna Forest by Decryptor(m): 7:39pm On Jan 09, 2022
whippersnapper:
Guy show me way now . Which side for Abuja . I'm planning on serving there
Sheraton road, Wuse Aminu Ademola Tokunbo road by AP filling station by Agadez street (These ones will charge like 30k up) plus you must take them to a big hotel within the metropolis.

But when you go to Lagos street, Garki the ones there dey charge like 5k short time. Those mallams wey dey sell perfumes for that area fit give you room for 1k
Politics › Re: Pictures Of The Girls Supplied To Bandits For Sex In Kaduna Forest by Decryptor(m): 7:16pm On Jan 09, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Imagine what's happening to women on a daily basis..later one Wannabe redpiller will start screaming on my mention insulting women..
Blessings to all women out there..stay strong and never give up.. kiss kiss smiley wink
Yen yen yen yen blab blab bala blab!!!
Now read this below...

The 39 year-old woman who resides at Rugar Hanwa in Sabon Gari Local Government, was arrested on December 21.

She confessed that she had been luring women, including her own daughters and nieces, to the bandits for sexual pleasure.

Maryam said her clients were paying her N20,000 and that the women were being ferried to the forest on motorbikes.
The last time I checked, Maryam is a woman and not a man. It was their fellow woman who was luring them.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of The Girls Supplied To Bandits For Sex In Kaduna Forest by Decryptor(m): 7:13pm On Jan 09, 2022
Animegirl:
cry

Women, girls are endangered species on earth.
Is not easy going out everyday as a lady.
The 39 year-old woman who resides at Rugar Hanwa in Sabon Gari Local Government, was arrested on December 21.

She confessed that she had been luring women, including her own daughters and nieces, to the bandits for sexual pleasure.

Maryam said her clients were paying her N20,000 and that the women were being ferried to the forest on motorbikes.
The last time I checked, Maryam is a woman and not a man. It was their fellow woman who was luring them.
Sports › Re: Scenes At The AFCON 2021 Opening Ceremony (pics) by Decryptor(m): 6:58pm On Jan 09, 2022
EgusiSoup:
I does not knows why these government could not held a common Africa nation cup and they allowed Cameroon a third-wall country to take over! APC has failed us!
Cameroon is 100000 times better than your useless Nigeria
Crime › Re: Young Girl Killed By Stray Bullet While Asleep In Her Bed In Maiduguri by Decryptor(m): 6:54pm On Jan 09, 2022
Shebi una wey dey far North dey use AK-47 dey celebrate New Year while down south, we use fireworks.

I just pity the innocent girl

What goes around comes around.
Properties › Re: Diary Of A BIODIGESTER SOAKAWAY, No More Evacuation by Decryptor(m): 6:51pm On Jan 09, 2022
phabulousangel:
For decades we have been stuck with the inefficient traditional septic tank system.
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The bio digester is the modern era septic tank surely better than the septic tank. Even cheaper. Just small space of land to build it

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Can this bio digester toilet produce methane for cooking gas?
Travel › Re: New Anambra Airport Records 142 Flights, 3,865 Passengers In One Month by Decryptor(m): 6:45pm On Jan 09, 2022
michlins:
I always felt it is unnecessary. Awka to Enugu is less than an hour albeit the bad roads. So if efforts are made to fix the roads,flights will be landing in Enugu for Anambra North and central. Then Anambra South will be using Owerri airport.

Say you land in this Anambra airport, the terrible state of Anambra State roads will ensure you spend hours moving from Onitsha to Ekwulọbịa
It was built mainly because of Onitsha

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