₦airaland Forum

Landmack:
It’s obvious those that married for beauty are the ones sending epistles and gracing the FP of Nairaland. Single men better open ur eyes and learn from these guys.

After marrying big ass,big breast,fine face and pointed nose..u come back here to disturb us with marital questions.
Since Christmas on NL all we have been reading is reports by husbands of slay queens

Oga chill! It goes beyond beauty! It's all about home training and composure. There are furgly women who would even do worse.

Fred166:
I married my beautiful wife January this year, I Love my wife so much, I have never cheated on her since we got married. I opened a business for her worth 900k. i've already promised her a car this coming year (well I ride camry muscle and I'm tired of sharing the car with her).

My wife is too lazy, all she cares about is her eye lashes, make-up, nails and watching Zeeworld all day, She goes to her shop 10am and return 3pm, She barely take care of the house. Sometimes the plate I used for breakfast before going to work would still be on the dining table unwashed when I return. Her make-up tools and bag littered everywhere in our sitting room.

We're expecting our 1st child, Now that She's pregnant (4 months) she's worst. Na so so chop chop, I will jokingly say babe Pls don't go out of shape I won't look ur side again, Is like the more I beg, the more she chop chop. ...weird food carvings. Coconut water and bread, shawarma and pepper soup with sugar cane in her hand, I dare not buy it for her otherwise I won't sleep.

I still cook when I'm back from work. Anytime I tried to talk to her, she would say can't I see she's pregnant, she's having waist pain, leg pain, Infact body pains. I wanted to employ a maid she refused, she spoke ill about maids, she said they are husband snatchers e.t.c.

3 days ago, She asked me to renew our dstv sub and I refused. Yesterday I noticed she has done it (first time). I saw her watching Zeeworld, laughing sheepishly and pointing to the TV, I needed to watch man united match so I changed the channel, she dragged the remote control from me and changed it back to Zeeworld, she said I'm too stingy, I didn't sub for her, I refused to buy her a car.

I don't know what to do. With her lazy attitude I'm scared during delivery she would be saying I can't push o.

Experienced men help a brother.

Na this kind of unsexy attitude dey make men cheat outside.

FalseProphet1:
To gamblers in the house who are desperately in need of winnings, aside Nigeria, Senegal and Algeria game, carry the remaining fixtures under 3.5 and smile to the bank.

This I have seen.

Oga, bookmarkers will omit the option of under 3.5 in almost all the AFCON games because they know it will play out. The most they will leave there is under 2.5 which is very tricky

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Keep deceiving yourself son.... or is it not the same wannabe redpillers on here?
Same persons who are very quick to call a woman a hoe and say all women are worthless (use of words)..or are you high on something..
Keep denying there.. nonsense..

You are the one who is high and needs to take your drugs.

Na men like this wey Nigérian women dey love sha. If it were a humble and loving husband now, she would have been cheating on him and toying with his emotions

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Where did I said they are blaming women and how does the statement I made automatically mean it was related to the post?
This boy you don't understand my statement and you are quoting me..?

Ok...you said repillers disturb your yeye mention to INSULT women. It is women like Maryam we insult.

Oya deny this one little boy!

Ryda:
Testicle wey him suppose use cash out!

That won't stop the joystick from standing at tension.

Nope. He will never have an eréction for life.

The testicles play a vital role in the erection of the pénis. The Eunuchs of old who were men that served queens in some ancient kingdoms were castrated so that they would not engage in sexual contact with the queen they served and her maidens.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Did I said I did not know?#nd where In my statement did I debunk the fact that it was a woman..?

But you said repillers are blaming women...yes...it is women like that Maryam we badmouth and blame.

whippersnapper:
Guy show me way now . Which side for Abuja . I'm planning on serving there

Sheraton road, Wuse Aminu Ademola Tokunbo road by AP filling station by Agadez street (These ones will charge like 30k up) plus you must take them to a big hotel within the metropolis.

But when you go to Lagos street, Garki the ones there dey charge like 5k short time. Those mallams wey dey sell perfumes for that area fit give you room for 1k

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Imagine what's happening to women on a daily basis..later one Wannabe redpiller will start screaming on my mention insulting women..
Blessings to all women out there..stay strong and never give up..

Yen yen yen yen blab blab bala blab!!!
Now read this below...

The 39 year-old woman who resides at Rugar Hanwa in Sabon Gari Local Government, was arrested on December 21.

She confessed that she had been luring women, including her own daughters and nieces, to the bandits for sexual pleasure.

Maryam said her clients were paying her N20,000 and that the women were being ferried to the forest on motorbikes.

The last time I checked, Maryam is a woman and not a man. It was their fellow woman who was luring them.

Animegirl:


Women, girls are endangered species on earth.
Is not easy going out everyday as a lady.

The 39 year-old woman who resides at Rugar Hanwa in Sabon Gari Local Government, was arrested on December 21.

She confessed that she had been luring women, including her own daughters and nieces, to the bandits for sexual pleasure.

Maryam said her clients were paying her N20,000 and that the women were being ferried to the forest on motorbikes.

The last time I checked, Maryam is a woman and not a man. It was their fellow woman who was luring them.

EgusiSoup:
I does not knows why these government could not held a common Africa nation cup and they allowed Cameroon a third-wall country to take over! APC has failed us!

Cameroon is 100000 times better than your useless Nigeria

Shebi una wey dey far North dey use AK-47 dey celebrate New Year while down south, we use fireworks.

I just pity the innocent girl

What goes around comes around.

phabulousangel:
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Can this bio digester toilet produce methane for cooking gas?

michlins:
I always felt it is unnecessary. Awka to Enugu is less than an hour albeit the bad roads. So if efforts are made to fix the roads,flights will be landing in Enugu for Anambra North and central. Then Anambra South will be using Owerri airport.

Say you land in this Anambra airport, the terrible state of Anambra State roads will ensure you spend hours moving from Onitsha to Ekwulọbịa

It was built mainly because of Onitsha

Foolish yóruba boy disgracing himself!

[quote author=Merseycider post=109192889][/quote]Mumú! If you don't know that the killings in the South East is sponsored by the Imo State Governor with Fulani foot soldiers then you are a foól.

Soldiers have been going around killing innocent residents but have you ever heard about them killing or confronting unknown gun men?

If only Northerners can summon courage and go dump the bodies of their kit and kin being killed by Boko Haram and bandits in front of Aso Villa, the president would sit up.

South West and their penchant for promoting nonsense! This tout called portable is not news worthy but because he sang rúbbish that only his fellow touts can understand and relate to, he is trending in the SW.

See him portraying the traits of a real alaye. First he said he was going to sleep with people's wives, then he fought his promoter and now he is fighting his fellow touts!

I am not surprised though...only senseless and irresponsible people are revered in that zone.

Igbos have PSquare..
Flavor...
Phyno...
Chidinma...
Zorro etc All of which hardly trend for the wrong reasons.

But what does the SW have?

Jagagban the chief tout and "wishful thinking next president"
Naira Marley who says he will sleep with mother and daughter if given the opportunity...
Tiwa Savage who has shown us how her p**sy looks like...
Bobrisky...
Now this lean imbecíle called Portable.

You heard of her "death" and that very moment went online to post it instead of you to grieve for even a day before rushing to social media...

It turned out that maybe she was unconscious and the doctor of the fake afonjaic hospital you people took her to pronounced her dead...

She revives and you come here to tell us that she is alive and that we should pray for her?

What exactly are we praying for?

Foólish yóruba girl.

Truthisunique:
Yoruba Christian's better stop taking agbo

Yoruba Muslims don dey wash skull put

I heard rumors about some of these agbo sellers using grinded human bone powder in preparation of their agbo. That is why I can never drink that rubbish!

2022 will be funny!

bcomputer101:
Always talking with both side of his mouth.




With due respect sir, thunder fire your testis

You dey say make thunder fire somebody testis still dey add with due respect and sir.

Farouk Mohammed and Jamiu Kasali

Ndí Ofé

Offpoint1:
In all my journey in Nigeria, the people I fear most are the Akwa-Ibom youths... I laugh when I hear "Warri no dey carry last"...
Don't misbehave in Akwa-Ibom as an indigene or non-indigene...
Perish any idea of stealing or violence in that state.

I swear. Akwa-Ibom and Cross River carry the lead in lynching. Especially if you are a non-indigene. Something that would ordinarily be dialogued amicably can lead to killing the person(s) involved.

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planetx:
https://www.fool.com/investing/2021/11/04/invested-100-in-shiba-inu-15-months-how-much-now/.

Bloody wretched fool I was going to ignore you at first but I changed my mind. Read the attached link and hide your ugly face in shame. You are an illiterate and a nobody. Every one and their mama knows that Shiba Inu had an insane bull run except a dummy like you showing a 90 day ROI in late 2021 when Shiba Inu came out in 2020 and early investors are now $ millionaires.

I can see you don't know the difference between a 90 day ROI at 103,000 % when the peak at 0.00008 was reached dropping 6 zeros from it's inception that is when it started dipping in October and the ROI from January 2021 like I stated in my original post. Argue with the link that said a $100 invested in Shiba Inu Aug 2020 would have fetched a whooping $14 million yes 14million$ not Naira by October 2021 at 14 million% ROI.

Dumb illiterate instead of clicking on All or even 1 year chart he clicked on 90 days from October 2021 to January 2022 when Shiba came out August 2020 thinking he got me. You are trading crypto but don't know how to read simple charts, talking about if I know what a whale is whale ko shark ni. You better read this and go back into your shell and don't think you have a comeback at me. Even a 103,000 ROI at the tail end of a bull run which is your gotcha within 90 days is unheard of in crypto history, talkless of a dumb ass like you thinking you got the smoking gun to discredit me.

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Trash talker! Continue waiting for Shiba Inu to make you a millionaire. Ewú �

Op, you have dodged a bullet! Go for Thanksgiving

DrFunmisticGlow:
perfume is 2k?
Haba? Are you using hausa perfume or cele incense?

I make use of a perfume called "Velocity for her"...it has a masculine fragrance funny enough and it sells for N1300.

I am not at home...would have snapped it and screenshoted. Stop the excuses. The lady was fake and only wanted to come and sit down and eat!

planetx:
I can see you are a novice pretending to be in the know how. People that invested in shiba from January till like August are now $ millionaires. So believe whatever you want to, because I can see you are angry for getting into the game late when it started dipping

Mumú! Show me the millions you made.

You dey call person novice and yet you don't know jack about figures and percentages and here you are talking trash about 40m% ROI

Here is a screenshot of the history chart of Shiba during the period you talked about...the highest it ever went up was 103% up and it has crashed down to over 90% and the bar has been dipping ever since with investors like you crying about "burning".

Take a look at Ripple, with all the investors, it is still stuck at less than $2.

A crypto whale has already sold millions of SHIB and exchanged them to Ethereum which is very bad news for you Shit-ba holders
(I doubt you even know what the term "crypto whale" means)

How much did you invest in it that you are making noise?

Even Bitcoin didn't hit 100k% ROI and you are calling 40m% ROI

Go and sit down! When I started trading crypto, you were still playing Bet9ja.

You were dying of a disease and a man came along, pregnated you and the pregnancy reset your genes...

Yet foolish women like Saphiere and FutureisFemale will say men are not important in a woman's life.

planetx:
"Shitcoin" with a 40 million% ROI. Remove the crypto from your moniker.

Audio 40 million % ROI and yet the buyers are lamenting that it is dipping everyday?

planetx:
Look for very cheap metaverse coins or meme coins on a DeX exchanges like uniswap or pancakeswap or Central exchanges like Kukoin, Bitmart ,Gatei.o after doing your research. Buy and hold it for the next couple of months or years in your trust wallet or metamask and watch your financial problems dissapear forever. Not familiar with how this will work in Nigeria though or if they allow participants from Nigeria. $2 invested in Shiba Inu coins in January would have fetched you $800k in October.

Shiba Inu is a sh*tcoin!