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Foolish yóruba boy disgracing himself!

[quote author=Merseycider post=109192889][/quote]Mumú! If you don't know that the killings in the South East is sponsored by the Imo State Governor with Fulani foot soldiers then you are a foól.

Soldiers have been going around killing innocent residents but have you ever heard about them killing or confronting unknown gun men?

If only Northerners can summon courage and go dump the bodies of their kit and kin being killed by Boko Haram and bandits in front of Aso Villa, the president would sit up.

South West and their penchant for promoting nonsense! This tout called portable is not news worthy but because he sang rúbbish that only his fellow touts can understand and relate to, he is trending in the SW.

See him portraying the traits of a real alaye. First he said he was going to sleep with people's wives, then he fought his promoter and now he is fighting his fellow touts!

I am not surprised though...only senseless and irresponsible people are revered in that zone.

Igbos have PSquare..
Flavor...
Phyno...
Chidinma...
Zorro etc All of which hardly trend for the wrong reasons.

But what does the SW have?

Jagagban the chief tout and "wishful thinking next president"
Naira Marley who says he will sleep with mother and daughter if given the opportunity...
Tiwa Savage who has shown us how her p**sy looks like...
Bobrisky...
Now this lean imbecíle called Portable.

You heard of her "death" and that very moment went online to post it instead of you to grieve for even a day before rushing to social media...

It turned out that maybe she was unconscious and the doctor of the fake afonjaic hospital you people took her to pronounced her dead...

She revives and you come here to tell us that she is alive and that we should pray for her?

What exactly are we praying for?

Foólish yóruba girl.

Truthisunique:
Yoruba Christian's better stop taking agbo

Yoruba Muslims don dey wash skull put

I heard rumors about some of these agbo sellers using grinded human bone powder in preparation of their agbo. That is why I can never drink that rubbish!

2022 will be funny!

bcomputer101:
Always talking with both side of his mouth.




With due respect sir, thunder fire your testis

You dey say make thunder fire somebody testis still dey add with due respect and sir.

Farouk Mohammed and Jamiu Kasali

Ndí Ofé

Offpoint1:
In all my journey in Nigeria, the people I fear most are the Akwa-Ibom youths... I laugh when I hear "Warri no dey carry last"...
Don't misbehave in Akwa-Ibom as an indigene or non-indigene...
Perish any idea of stealing or violence in that state.

I swear. Akwa-Ibom and Cross River carry the lead in lynching. Especially if you are a non-indigene. Something that would ordinarily be dialogued amicably can lead to killing the person(s) involved.

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planetx:
https://www.fool.com/investing/2021/11/04/invested-100-in-shiba-inu-15-months-how-much-now/.

Bloody wretched fool I was going to ignore you at first but I changed my mind. Read the attached link and hide your ugly face in shame. You are an illiterate and a nobody. Every one and their mama knows that Shiba Inu had an insane bull run except a dummy like you showing a 90 day ROI in late 2021 when Shiba Inu came out in 2020 and early investors are now $ millionaires.

I can see you don't know the difference between a 90 day ROI at 103,000 % when the peak at 0.00008 was reached dropping 6 zeros from it's inception that is when it started dipping in October and the ROI from January 2021 like I stated in my original post. Argue with the link that said a $100 invested in Shiba Inu Aug 2020 would have fetched a whooping $14 million yes 14million$ not Naira by October 2021 at 14 million% ROI.

Dumb illiterate instead of clicking on All or even 1 year chart he clicked on 90 days from October 2021 to January 2022 when Shiba came out August 2020 thinking he got me. You are trading crypto but don't know how to read simple charts, talking about if I know what a whale is whale ko shark ni. You better read this and go back into your shell and don't think you have a comeback at me. Even a 103,000 ROI at the tail end of a bull run which is your gotcha within 90 days is unheard of in crypto history, talkless of a dumb ass like you thinking you got the smoking gun to discredit me.

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Trash talker! Continue waiting for Shiba Inu to make you a millionaire. Ewú �

Op, you have dodged a bullet! Go for Thanksgiving

DrFunmisticGlow:
perfume is 2k?
Haba? Are you using hausa perfume or cele incense?

I make use of a perfume called "Velocity for her"...it has a masculine fragrance funny enough and it sells for N1300.

I am not at home...would have snapped it and screenshoted. Stop the excuses. The lady was fake and only wanted to come and sit down and eat!

planetx:
I can see you are a novice pretending to be in the know how. People that invested in shiba from January till like August are now $ millionaires. So believe whatever you want to, because I can see you are angry for getting into the game late when it started dipping

Mumú! Show me the millions you made.

You dey call person novice and yet you don't know jack about figures and percentages and here you are talking trash about 40m% ROI

Here is a screenshot of the history chart of Shiba during the period you talked about...the highest it ever went up was 103% up and it has crashed down to over 90% and the bar has been dipping ever since with investors like you crying about "burning".

Take a look at Ripple, with all the investors, it is still stuck at less than $2.

A crypto whale has already sold millions of SHIB and exchanged them to Ethereum which is very bad news for you Shit-ba holders
(I doubt you even know what the term "crypto whale" means)

How much did you invest in it that you are making noise?

Even Bitcoin didn't hit 100k% ROI and you are calling 40m% ROI

Go and sit down! When I started trading crypto, you were still playing Bet9ja.

You were dying of a disease and a man came along, pregnated you and the pregnancy reset your genes...

Yet foolish women like Saphiere and FutureisFemale will say men are not important in a woman's life.

planetx:
"Shitcoin" with a 40 million% ROI. Remove the crypto from your moniker.

Audio 40 million % ROI and yet the buyers are lamenting that it is dipping everyday?

planetx:
Look for very cheap metaverse coins or meme coins on a DeX exchanges like uniswap or pancakeswap or Central exchanges like Kukoin, Bitmart ,Gatei.o after doing your research. Buy and hold it for the next couple of months or years in your trust wallet or metamask and watch your financial problems dissapear forever. Not familiar with how this will work in Nigeria though or if they allow participants from Nigeria. $2 invested in Shiba Inu coins in January would have fetched you $800k in October.

Shiba Inu is a sh*tcoin!

Please what is the essence of the last picture?

Did he donate those kids to the barber too??

Hangmnk:
Work of cursed descendants of Evil lowlife monkeys. work of child factory products, bastards from the sad yeast. Drug trafficking meth smoking lowlife terrorists, I prayer they continue killing themselves and they should never have peace. Amen. I hate them fcking terrorists.

The Igbo person that offended you really punished you well for you to have dropped your frustration this way in this early morning. so tell us, what did the person do to you? E no go pass say your babe leave you go dey date am

Pele!

folake4u:
I'm still angry with my friend that made me waste money to see the Part 1 at the cinemas.

What then would you say about the King of Boys Pt 2 ??

I hope they won't mess things up like King of Boys "Return of the King".

That movie is a useless cinematic piece of crap!!

Mumu ! bring her rice bring her water...

How do you know the dove is a she?

You mean the future was trapped in a shopping cart and had to call the "past" (Males) to come bail them out?

Anyway, FutureisFemale should come and explain.

FreeStuffsNG:
Baba Akande, one of the most frugal and disciplined public administrators Nigeria has.


I remember his first few days as Osun state Governor and he saw the budget for food for the Governor's House, he screamed and asked who are the people eating the meals that cost millions? He said they should bring out how his meal of two wraps of Pounded yam, efo riro and palm wine everyday could add up to millions, they couldn't answer him so he demanded that it should be scrapped and since it's just him and his family, he will feed them from his salary.

He is a thoroughbred accountant , highly disciplined, full of wisdom and like late Chief Bola Ige, has ready made scathing words for anyone who misbehaves. He has been in public service since 1977 yet still relevant till today without any stain on his credibility. He is one of the political fathers of Asiwaju Tinubu.
Happy birthday to you Pa Akande. May God bless your new age.

As far as he is aligned to APC, he is no different from how I see them all: COMMON THIEVES!!

Thieves!!

You see that No.11, 21 and 25...

Na babes dem be.

They open leg for the lecturer.

Smoothbabykong:
Hi guys,
I need your honest opinions about my relationship.

My girlfriend and I have been dating for quite a while but I don't know what is happening at the moment.

The problem is this, we both live in the UK. We have made plans to get married and we have plans to start up a business in Nigeria. The truth is that she kept some money with me and I used it to sort some debts out but was planning to give the money back to her when she is ready to leave for Nieria.

What really happened was that there was a certain money given to me by another to help him send down to Nigeria. Out of trust, I told another friend of mine to handle the transaction but unfortunately it all went sideways. So I had to use the money with me to sort the debt out while I recover the other from my other friend.

My girlfriend has been asking me for the money and I lied to her that it's in my account but there has been sort of a problem with it which she believed. The day she was suppose to go to Nigeria, she still asked about it and she told me if I was busy my friend (she knows the guy) can pick up the money for her because she needs to sort some things out enroute to Nigeria. I called my friend and told him to lie to her that the money is with him and I will know what to tell her till I can recover the money from him.

Later that day, she called me and was crying that I betrayed her. She told me everything that happened to her money which means my friend must have told her. She hung up. I tried calling my friend, he has blocked me. Lots of things were through my mind. Dont know what to do. She sent me a few messages and blocked me on both WhatsApp and via calls. When she got to Nigeria that same day, she unblocked me. She told me I have to pay and I said yes I will. I admitted I lied and I tried to explain to her why I lied. Its been a week. I have tried apologizing twice. She read it and ignored me. I told her send me the account she wants the payment. She didn't reply. Fortunately I have her brother's account number and sent her 70 percent of her money and I sent her the receipt too. I only managed to get that amount after selling my car off with a few gadgets and electronics in my house.

I don't know whether to just forget about her or to wait till when she is ready to talk.

She has done outrageous things in past which I have overlooked also. I have even resulted maybe she has another person with in Nigeria and I should just move on.

Thanks for your opinions

If only you were honest with her in the first place and sold off the stuff you said you did to raise 70% of the money, it would have been better.

But you chose to lie about it.

Trust once betrayed can never be regained.

Ndi sofistikation!

They claim to be the most educated ethnic group in Nigeria yet they believe someone can turn people into yam.

Useless foóls.

It's over!

I said it that this country is on auto-pilot!

The introduction of this present mal-administration by Buhari has brought in nepotistic efulefus who know nothing about running a country in various sectirsof our economy.

By the time this man is done with Nigeria, people will start eating their children to survive. And it must start with the "grass-eaters" of Nigeria.

Hmm

I'll be the last person left in Nigeria to take this poison!

Ok