₦airaland Forum

kanuisagoat:
My neighbour just told me how a bolt driver who took her has been disturbing her on WhatsApp for a relationship and she has been putting him off. Like how much does he think he has? If she gives him bill of 100k now, can he pay?

I was just wondering how any bolt driver will think he has any decent chance with most ladies we carry. The non oloshos.


I mean, these ladies are mostly the ones who think they are much better than you and look down on you. They sit at the owners corner barking orders like they own the vehicle

They are also the same ladies who will post your WhatsApp chat with them on twitter in the most condescending of manners using you to catch trend and cruise

Or maybe drivers actually have good success rate with some of them and I'm the one dulling myself

There you have your answer
And forget bro, drivers who know what they're doing have fat accounts. Forget what you see on the cover, it sometimes misleads

eyinola:
www.tublezinfo..com
I don't know y the .blog spot.com is not showing but that makes the complete address and i still open it just now

It has finally opened. I've read it before though but didn't know it was you. When you fall, you rise back on your feet. Kudos bro

eyinola:
lol
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so if u get this kain offer fear go gree u accept am?

Just one month salary upfront lol. No risk no gain

chucsmoore:
I don't have time to reply u, I got a trip from Ikeja to Ogombo now, will come back and respond to your message

So na you win the ogombo contract
We follow drag am together lol

eyinola:
Reality of life is that it's hard to survive in Nigeria..Nigeria is whr we hv graduates working as private drivers earning 40M as salary in a month, Nigeria is whr u hv graduates as security earning 30K in a month I can go on and on.. many of us here hv done so many menial jobs just to survive, i can't even count how many of those jobs i hv done and as we speak we still hv thousands of graduates in that shoe..Generally Nigeria is not a conducive place to do business except u hv huge financial backing. In 2016 i set up a business in farm produce and i also got people from Nairaland that invested with me but along the line unforeseen circumstances made me lost my investment i had to back to look for job which i got after few trials, my post made front page here then..to be continued request is here u can read more here .. www.tublezinfo.blogsopt.com

Bros in the name of God, tell me where make I go apply. I never even finish reading your post lol, I too like money

chucsmoore:
The most important thing is finding your passion and following it. Taxi driving is not my passion. Doing it for survival and about to quit

Exactly. Driving is my passion but taxi driving is on a different level entirely, it drains energy faster than just driving.
I hate the taxi job now but to be honest, exit plans are not easy to implement, I've tried twice but thank God I didn't test the waters with my 2 legs.
My advice is to keep doing ehailing until the next level is totally secured. This country works against legitimate success so there will always be unforeseen traps and challenges. Saving money is now easier than investing the money and get good/expected returns

Weightless:
The thing is fuel stations are hoarding the fuel they have so when there is an increment in the price of fuel they will just sell the one hoarded down and pple say the govt is corrupt

It's simply business, not corruption
Just the way some drivers will wait for surge before going online

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I like to move early in the mornings and very late at night.

I don't know why

I need to get married, so my wife would stop me from it [/color]

Traffic

tojahh:
Nicon Town.


Please just change my Dubai trip to Ekiti

Okun o. Ayede prince here

Felicity001:
So you no fot finish one bottle? Your liver still fresh na

bad guy man

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Sorry,

It's both of us now [/color]

Sorry sir,
I'm a member of this club too

Macsjebs:
Good afternoon Fam,
Sorry to bring this here, I am currently in a dilemma
Pls where do you all advice I channel my 'Business energy' to:

Nairaland: https://www.nairaland.com/5376666/french-designer-oil-perfume.
Or IG: https://www.instagram.com/scents_orbit/

Do you think Nairalanders would patronize any more?
Thanks for your anticipated response

IG, but why not do both?

sharpk007:
U see dem Neva reach dat Digital level.

Dem get data base??

Sorry for those wey go pay ooo

That's why they did January 50% promo to encourage people to pay cuz it's difficult for them to track everyone down.
Naija my country, nothing wey dem no fit do promo

dru23:
Proverbs 22:29, “Seest thou a man diligent in his business? He shall stand before kings; he shall not stand before mean men.” That is a word from the wisest man that ever lived in Bible times. If you are diligent, you would be outstanding. ... Without any doubt, diligence is a mandatory tool for success in life


My brother you have an ego problem.... Life is by stages.. You learn to crawl before you can walk .........motivational speeches only works once you have achieved those success ..... Practice what you preach......

He's not asking your drivers to drop your cars na, any little thing you perceive as threat to your biz you no dey waste time before coming out guns blazing

1daboi:
pocketed handkerchief used in cleaning all the dusts in ajangbadi? Pig dey learn work. You are disgustingly nasty. Puke!

That hatred that has consumed your dark heart will end up killing you if you don't work on it.

Felicity001:
Next time drink from the bottle, the days of drinking from the cup are over one can easily be poisoned from cup than from bottle.

Real men drink from the bottle even if it's heinesy buy casket so you can have a bottle for yourself

Actually na vodka, no be beer.
Thanks for the advice though

pope191:
Boss I hope as u deh drink the beer u wear ur face mask? Protect urself, corona is real

I pour sanitizer inside the beer so no shaking

kanuisagoat:
Took ill at the wrong time. Haven't worked since Friday and I can't help but think of the kill I would have made this weekend.

Glad to be back on my feet. Work resumes in earnest tomorrow

Just take your time and look after your health. There are uncountable weekends ahead

BAZ001:
You are drinking on duty ?
Or mixing pleasure with work.
Na offline sha

Na offline nw. Price is fixed whether you pleasurize or not

deedee44:
Something weird just happened. I'm with offline riders (girls) somewhere and we're all drinking. There's no beer cover so I turned my catarrh infested handkerchief inside out, folded it and used it to cover my drink to prevent flies from entering.

Some of their friends arrived when I was busy with my phone, next thing I heard was.. is this your handkerchief, don't use it again o there's coro there (jokingly).
I looked up and saw them passing the handkerchief to each other using it to clean the chairs. Maybe breeze blew it off the cup I don't know.

I'm sweating and praying now that they shouldn't turn it inside out cuz I don't know how to tell them not to. I for don say no be me get am cuz I can't imagine what their reaction will be if they see what's on the other side. So far so good all is still well lol

Update: My phone to the rescue, I mistakenly placed it on a wet part of the table so I quickly went for the handkerchief and used it to clean the phone after which I pocketed it straight away. Strange post lol, it's still about sharing our experience

Something weird just happened. I'm with offline riders (girls) somewhere and we're all drinking. There's no beer cover so I turned my catarrh infested handkerchief inside out, folded it and used it to cover my drink to prevent flies from entering.

Some of their friends arrived when I was busy with my phone, next thing I heard was.. is this your handkerchief, don't use it again o there's coro there (jokingly).
I looked up and saw them passing the handkerchief to each other using it to clean the chairs. Maybe breeze blew it off the cup I don't know.

I'm sweating and praying now that they shouldn't turn it inside out cuz I don't know how to tell them not to. I for don say no be me get am cuz I can't imagine what their reaction will be if they see what's on the other side. So far so good all is still well lol

Felicity001:
Which god? In case you don't know God likes sharing and giving. So God is not gonna bpess a selfish man who feels or believe that thpse sharing and giving advice are nuisance, can you imagine that and you of all people is saying God bless... Bless fire.

He never said people that contribute are nuisances, he said it's better to remain silent than to constitute nuisance on the thread, or would you rather have it the other way?.
So God bless him. No vex

eyinola:
same thing happen to my car on Monday, when i took it to my ac guy he confirm the compressor was gone and one of the fan too but thank God condenser was stil intact...my brother i spent over 50k to fix it

You could have fixed the fan first and watch if everything would be fine

chucsmoore:
Shebi dem wan do #Endsars protest part 2 . Nah now police go use protesters shine. The revenge go mad gan. Dem never forget wetin their eyes see during d protest. Imagine Hoodlum protesters setting a police man on fire with tyre around his neck, stoning their vehicles and burning their stations. The kind beef wey dey between police and youth now no be small thing. I was at shomolu police station lastweek, the thing wey my ears and eyes see and hear I no fit talk am here. These guys are really angry

Police go humble last last, because if e happen again dem go still suffer the same fate

pope191:
Too many wicked soul's in this country, a lot of all this greedy bastard can't have a life on a legit hustle. University road touts almost use me open office today, I was at that bent to take a turn to d right, so carefully checking out the signs, cos person no deh know finish, they may have inter-change the one way sign post. Next, one just yell on me, another jump in front of the car, they try to open the door (story), one ask me to lower my window... I was just raking back at them, what's my offence? Don't I have right to turn again? They saw I wasnt panicking or move by dia tricks, they just let me go. Too many crazy touts on Lagos road.


Drivers please avoid toll gate tonight and tomorrow till everything is calm.... don't use because of 10/20k to endanger your life.

He who has ears, let him listen

Steper4u:
Hello there, someone please help me, I’ve uploaded my insurance document policy on Uber like 10 times, and they keep rejecting me.

Please how do I go about it? Please HeLP!!!

Make sure the policy number is bold and showing completely

davit:
Lol. Some of the sweets I bought when I started 2 years ago are still in my car. To offer these yeye riders something? For where. I no dey do again. Las las dem go still give you 0 star.

na one carton you buy?
The last chewing gum I bought, one olosho just packed almost everything inside her bag, leaving 2 or 3 pieces. I just say I no buy again

kanuisagoat:
No wonder.

I Carried two ladies at a bar after they had finished smoking and drinking.

One of them asked if I had chewing gum in the vehicle. At the time, it felt like a stupid question to ask like why will I have chewing gum in the vehicle and even if I had, why will I give you.

She must have gotten a gum in your vehicle before

Not only my vehicle o, gum was trending then so me sef join rome and started behaving like the romans until man ran out of gum

Pearl1910:
Lolz...yes o. guys were oven backing their cars every year, buying brand new tyres without batting an eyelid. Offering drinks, snacks, refreshments to riders..."ohhhh I miss abroad" (in do goods voice)

Yes I used to enjoy some of the snacks in his car back then, but when me I started na chewing gum be snacks wey I dey offer rider. Now rider no go even see pure water Na rider dey buy snacks give driver now

Pearl1910:
https://mobile.twitter.com/Postsubman/status/1360105401153372160

Guys...would u do this if u where d driver?

Me I can't, I really wish I could

kanuisagoat:
Wow, mehn don cash out leave crumbs for us

@Bolded,

What do you think about using that model for rentals. I have done the maths and I doubt any driver will take that offer now.

That offer will favour drivers and burn owner's fingers, offline trips cannot be traced and calculated so drivers will pocket all the money and still collect his own share of the few online trips

Pearl1910:
Yes ooo...u could make upto that in a week. HP and rental was between 45k to 60k then, guys made 40k in a day self that time. just 5 trips can fetch u that. Ogba to VI was like 10k to 12k without surge o. If surge come dey na die

Some people did percentage like the poster but na owner go give u fuel money. So u just drive and get 20% of net after uber takes 25%, owner pockets d rest after fuel and other repairs if any.

Smart ones bought cars in 6months to 12months of driving. Others bought lands, built houses, some don travel abroad sef leave dis suffer country for us.

Most riders those days where bucksed-up no be now wey person go wan scam u for N700 trip and still be saying because of just N700? Chai...men don suffer

You sef don tey, that time I get person wey dey do am, he was conveniently delivering 100k weekly. Times of using 2 years old tear rubber cars, not this suffer suffer era of using 19 years old cars