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A Story By Obasa Olatunbosun


Note:
1. Its just a wild imaginative story with no scientific or religious backing.
2. Adult content. If there was an SNLV indicator, this would be SN x 10
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Brother James was enjoying a tryst with Sis Judith of the Good Women Group of their church when he felt something grab his penis. He tried to drag it out but all his efforts turned out to be futile.

Brother James was a twenty-seven-year-old Keke Napep rider who was an active church goer but did not belong to any group in church with his excuse being; "my work is always tasking and I have responsibilities to take care of."

What nobody knew was that "Brother James was a playboy that bedded any thing that resembled a hole in a skirt and swung its backside. He had slept with almost all the ladies in the church and the married women that still had good looks were not left out.

Truth be told, Brother James was good looking. He had a handsome face, beautiful light skin, a muscular build and a great sense of humour. His friends used to taunt him that he could charm his way into Mother Theresa's loins.

Sister Judith on the other hand was a very homely woman of about thirty-five years of age. She had four kids with her firstborn about fifteen years old. She was inexperienced in the art of sex until she met the man who would eventually be her baby daddy as there was no formal union between them as she got pregnant for him after her first time tasting the forbidden fruit.

With the number of children she had birthed, she still maintained a very beautiful body and a very trimmed shape. What her "husband" did not realise was that he should have left her a virgin but on breaking the seal, he freed a monster that could only be placated by endless sessions of sex. He enjoyed it at first but along the line, he grew tired to the extent that he would skip coming back home at night because he knew he did not have enough strength to match her hunger.

Sister Judith became really active in church but her sex life did not wane. She used to find comfort in the arms of her former pastor until he died of stroke. She passed over Brother James's advances because she felt he was inexperienced until she overheard two choristers discussing his prowess in bed.
She called him up one night and went straight to the point
"James, do you think you can satisfy me?"
"Sister Judith, I do not do the talking, junior does."

Their first three trysts ended with Sister Judith conceding defeat then she tried gaining ground but she could only break even. She snuck out of the house at every chance she got to meet her cornucopia of good sex and Brother James never disappointed her.

On this fateful day, her husband went on a business trip so she spiked her drink with aphrodisiac before going for their usual tryst. They had gone on for hours then suddenly the hard rod got stuck. They tried in futility to break free of each other and the fees they paid for the guest room was running out.

It eventually ran out and the a member of the hotel staff came to bang on the door to the room they paid for but they could only hear grunts and moans so they figured it must still be the pleasure that was still flowing. The worker called others and they placed their ears to the door eavesdropping on what was transpiring in the room.

Suddenly there was a loud shout; it was Sister Judith's voice emphatically crying for help. The hotel workers scampered back to their workstations while the receptionist was saddled with the responsibility to call the attention of the manager to the scenario on ground.

He barged into the manager's office without knocking but what he saw in there knocked the air out of his windbad. Idayat, a kitchen staff who he had fallen in love with was topless and braless on the table with her skirt rolled up above her buttocks while the manager was panting and sweating and it was obvious that he was still in her. This was the same Idayat that he had given half his salary to for six months despite the fact that she earned more than he did.
"What is your problem, how manybtimes have I told you not to barge into my office again?"
"I'm sorry sir..... Emergency..... Room 29."

Immediately, the manager unmounted Idayat and the receptionist could see why she preffered the Manager to him. They ran to room 29 after pounding on the door severally and there was no response, the manager used a key from the bunch he carried around to open the door. They saw both partners still conjoined but they had covered themselves with a bedsheet.

They moved them outside and then to a babalawo. The babalawo asked the other parties to stay outside while he did what he could do. He put two pieces of alligator pepper in his mouth, chewed them, turned a mouthful of schnapps, gargled it then spat the whole thing on the spot of conjoining while he recited incantations.

Sister Judith screamed out loud as a result of the burning sensation the alligator pepper gave her. Eventually, he were unsuccessful with his operations. They were moved to a church, coincidentally, they were having a deliverance program. On seeing what was coming, the pastor excused his wife and himself along with Sister Ruth to attend to the special case in the "power room".

The pastor asked that the bedsheet be removed from them so he could channel his power where it should be but he didn't bargain for what he saw next. He saw a cleanly shaved pubic region and he could feel a warm sliver in his suit trousers and he imagined the forest that his wife carried in her own nether region and the view alone turned him off. Due to her cantankerous nature, he could not suggest that she shaved it because it would cause another tirade and she would accuse him of sleeping with younger girls who shaved theirs and that was why he no longer found hers appealing.

She would be right on all count but that was not his main concern at the moment. What he was concerned about was getting down with this fair woman with two pairs of pink lips.

What was going on through the Pastor's wife's mind was something else. She could see the width of the man trapped inside Sis Judith and she imagined having him inside her for just one night and she would die in peace. They started praying but they had one eye on the point of conjoining.

Sister Ruth's mind flashed back to the pinky sized manhood that her husband carried about but made up for in beating her whenever she erred. She could not cheat and she always blamed herself. After spending all her years in school jumping from one man to another, she had to settle for the guy that would buy her bullshit of no sex before marriage. She was all smiles during the wedding but the universe played a fast one on her by giving her a carrot to fill her pumpkin sized hole.

They prayed and prayed but there was no demon to be cast out. The pastor had thought that this was his opportunity to hug the limelight but it was not, it was just a reality check for the three of them and the image they saw that day did not leave them for quite some time.

Eventually, they were taken to the hospital where the doctor gave Sister Judith a muscle relaxant injection and seconds later, Brother James's penis fell out without further stress.