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cbaba:For your mind, you don make sense o ok....tnx . But u sound like a fu.ckboy |
I swear down, this one make sense die as in,i felt a ting of envy . . . Kai!! The kids go mk sense o Fine couple. . Enjoy your family,you worked for it blackett, see o. When should we watch out for yours? |
I love small tats on a body. . For me now, by my next birthday, i want to have the symbol of Atom in Chinese and Japanese on my shoulder blade(left) . I will marry a lady that has tattoos provided that she does not have ON HER NECK or anywhere except back/bossom or waist. |
[quote author=Pebcak post=33581185] i don mark you. . . You just burnt my data -- close to 1MB on this meaniless gif anywhere u go, you do this : i dey off my image to minimise data . . Ko da oo wicked brother |
Texcoco:oh!! What can i say NIGGAZ DON HIGH, DEM DEY SEE THINGZ HOpe u know that what you said : KO MAKE SENSE RARA? |
Because of a girl kwa? Smh well, by then technology would have improved . . . As a future roboticist and SHE self go be a PHYSICIST---- Robots would support me in doing that, or I PROPOSE TO HER ON MARS,ON A SPACE SHUTTLE ORBITING THE EARTH-to present her the whole world. . . Till then Na hustling thingz |
Poverty la bashkardt like dad would say : Son, poverty is too expensive, i cannot afford it . . Smh |
Shoro niyen?? STORY FOR THE gOds ![]() |
icebeatz:ok |
icebeatz:bro i respect you. Forgive me, seriously but : FVCK YOU FOR DENYING NIGERIA. I have physicists on my FB list, i commented on one NASA page, come see how Americans and middle easterners dey holla me.....i . I said it to their face : YOU THINK I AM SMART? WATCH IT COS BETTER PEOPLE ARE IN MY COUNTRY. AND : I AM NIGERIAN. If truly you were indispensible or highly respected, people will not look at your country. . . I am deeply sorry for saying FVCK YOU,but i wnt feel easy without saying it. . . Till death, i wont deny NIGERIA. . . WHERE/WHAT IS SOUTH AFRICA,? FVCK THOSE BABARIANS |
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Mayorblaze:Lol. . . i neva start. who are u o?? You sound like an alumnus/student of FUTA. are u a student? |
simplymade:lol. . . I get GF, so the girls are NO NO. Konji(bastard) dey catch me, but i no dey give am chance. . Pity my Gf is in Lasgidi. . And for boredom(i no get Tv)my phone comes to mind . YouTube and video downloads(big bang theory,walking dead,etc). . . You see. . . I dey enjoy oo. Thingz cheap hia dan AK city(kerosene,ALMOST ANYTHING-- i neva try cloth sha o). . . But can be HELL,IF MY PHONE MISTAKENLY DIES. Light still dey since afternoon. Lol |
If i got married today,and my wife is liable to having complications or fear of childbirth pain, i would go for CS. I honestly dont see anything bad in it. What is RELIGIOUS BIRTH? fvck it!! I CANNOT STAKE MY WIFE'S LIFE. If up to me, i would use CS even without complications,cos i shudder at the idea of my wife having pains while giving birth to OUR child(ren). CS all the way. |
simplymade:I AM A FUTARIAN. I live off. I stayed with a friend @ AK city. I regretted it. No light, bored. . Na so i tele waya to my crib - ILARA-MOKIN. As i am talking, light dey. My phone is almost dead, and i am NOT pushed to charge cos i know light dey till atleast tomorrow morning. . . Come to ILARA and enjoy light!! Lol. . I neva felt the pang of fuel scarcity cos MY PHONE NO DEY DIE. . . #iLiveatIlara . . Lol |
Make i bend if i click that link . . Post am here or 4get |
if this thing hit FP, i will slap the DEAN OF STUDENT AFFAIRS OF MY SCHOOL. . NANSENSIKALITY. MOST JOKES IN THIS SECTION ARE STALE. . . I MISS OLD.NL JOKES SECTION |
it took me few seconds to process the joke and it didn't last for 10 seconds. . . . Funny but NOT HILARIOUS |
Mr Op, why you dey lie nah? You be linus? From that pic, i can see uniforms. This implies that ITS A SCHOOL DRAMA. From the deduction,we could say that : YOU ARE LYING. COS YOU SAID IT HAPPENED TO ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS. A saying goes thus : show mr your friends, i wll tell you who you are. If your friend went for an interview @ the pic, it means the job he went for is a LOWLY JOB(assuming you weren't lying). Implication is : YOUR FRIEND IS WRETCHED, SO ARE YOU. I am fuming with anger . . The pic made me laugh, but i hate obvious lies. Why say it happened to your friend all because of views,likes and comments? When it is obvious it was a drama!! #LIENUS |
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ayoolanr:In M.I's voice : BAD BELLE IS ALLOWED . . . . . . DONT DIE OF HATE. . DEEP DOWN, YOU KNOW SHE IS HOT |
this is what i love . . .not reading romance & crime ALWYS. FIRE on bro . . .i dey follow |
this is what i love . . .not reading romance & crime ALWYS. FIRE on bro . . .i dey follow |
why didnt i laugh? I have seen better + its fvckin stale . . D pic old dan my lil nephew self. Lobbish. Ko funny joor |
One,two,three,four. . . The coach bellowed. 'You need some great stamina to beat the opponent. Football is all about stamina'. Mr Ajayi, a well built athletic young man shouted at the top of his lungs. Clad in his white and green super eagles track suit, with a face cap adorning his head and a whistle dangling on his neck. He was known to be a very great medalist for the super eagles. He won many trophies and has many medals to his name. The government, in its transformation agenda, had sent him down to this public school as a sports master. He acts as refree, coach and P.E teacher. 'Captain, go down and do 30 push ups for me'he said in his ever melodious American accent. Wale, the captain is an average height boy,probably in his late teen. Well built and very handsome, he had his charm around the ladies. '1,2,3,4,5,6. . ' he counted as he moved very fast. Wales, as he prefered to be called, went as fast as he could, '28,29,thiirrrttyy' he stressed, obviously because of the strain against his bulging biceps. 'Training over boys, meet me here tomorrow by 5:00pm. No African time allowed. You come late,you are out of the team. Run fast boys, and if your grades are bad, you are out. Is that clear' 'Yes sir' the team unanimously shouted,in response to Mr Ajayi's short speech and a little threat in the spoken words. Wale was heading to his locker,when he heared a giggle behind him. He turned, facing a cute looking girl. His clothes werw wet with sweat, showing off his teenage six-packs. 'Mr Melody said that you are to see the school councillor before you leave today' chinenye said. ' why was the giggle then' he asked . 'Obviously, to have your attention, wadelse'? She stressed, walking away. He shrugged,who cares. ************************ 1900 hours. Chris was busy in the school's server room. Being a nerd, having no friend, he committed his whole being into computers,physics and robotics. He had the authority of the school's headmaster to use the server room anytime he wants. He had once helped resolve some issues concerning the servers. He paused. Did he just hear a sound? Looking up from the cubicle he was typing from,he scanned the whole room, all he saw was wires strung all round. Probably because he was hungry. He took his Android tablet, and headed for the vendors around the school. As chris stepped on the pavement outside the room, he felt a cold and felt like he saw a green dot. Crouching carefully, he felt the wall with his body. As he saw that the coast was clear,he stood up, took his tablet, and started watching a flick he just downloaded. Few seconds later, he felt a tap. Out of fear, he dropped his tablet and stared at a set of cold green eyes. The pyrr smiled . . . . |
Basildvalour:YES, i am. Deal with it&cry me a river. |
Basildvalour:and your clueless mind too |
Basildvalour:and who is asking for your WRONG opinion about me?? |
Basildvalour:[b]you need JESUS[/bold] God catch you. . . I LIVE ALONE & except my GF,i dont even hold ladies' purses. so, in blackett's voice: FVCK OFF. . . Any lady that comments relating to sex, niggas be dropping PINS and Numbers & tryna hit on'em. . Even Dickri.der & irun.obo got tired of them . . MOFOS |
Basildvalour:No vex o, but like someone said : YOU NEED A BRAIN CHARGER. Because she said she doesnt want a virgin means you should tryna hit on her. SMFH |
who do i woo ooo?? nobody to woo me self/ . . . naso i poor reach? |
vaseline is mad *in phyno's voice* --NDI ARA You neva cease to amuse me.iwas laughing so hard. BUT,you know what? You are one hell of a disgrace. you keep on showing your stvpidity. Perhaps,you have low self esteem. I am 100% sure that you cant lace their sandals, not to talk of having sex wit'em. Come on, you are denting the images of these ladies(before niggas start saying i am woman wrapping, I HAVE NEVER HAD ANYTHING WITH THESE LADIES. EXCEPT ROK.IATU THAT I CHECKED HER PIC ONCE UPON ALL HYPE and MHIZIZZY, when i wanted to woo her during the competition. I dont check profile pictures of these ladies). What matters is : THE PERSONALITIES OF THESE LADIES. [b]Mr Man, lemme tell you, YOU CANNOT BE RESPECTED THIS WAY. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU USE YOUR HEAD FOR, YOU WONT BE COMING HERE,SMEARING LADIES' IMAGES ALL OVER. While your younger ones are becoming billionaires(Google snapchat CEO Evan spiegel,he is 21-23 & worth over 1 billion DOLLARS),you are MASTURBAT.ING and SEXUALLY HARASSING LADIES. Egbon, O RO INU RARA(you are dumb). I mean, COME SEE ASSISTANT PROFESSORS IN THE UNIVERSITIES,between 27-35 years. Simple English, you cannot compose, yet you bast.ard feeling yourself like a MILITARY HEROE OF AFGHANISTAN. You may be older than my ELDEST SISTER SELF, but that one self, i dey yabb am, YOU ARE NO EXCEPTION. Seun did it. He is around 35-37, the same age range as you,yet TILL YOU DIE, I MEAN TILL YOU DIE, YOU CANNOT COMMAND THE RESPECT HE COMMANDS. Person fit afford to pay A MAID #50,000 MONTHLY. I bet you dont earn up to that, cos if you do it would be a tasking job & you wont be here making a fool of yourself and get INSULTED BY A VERY YOUNG CHAP. I dont care if you are seeking attention, but know this : YOU ARE LOSING RESPECT YOU ARE A FOOL YOUR PERSONALITY IS ALREADY SEEN AS B.S. Till another time, be safe. Easy with the vaseline[/bold] |
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