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EventsRe: My Pre-Wedding Photoshoot With Husband-to-be by Dekatron(m): 3:17pm On May 10, 2015
cbaba:
This one wey u dey do jumping jumping..no be tmrw na u start to dey fight the babe. Do u have the maturity to marry and take 'sh.it' from the lows of marriage. Are u under pressure to go into it. This Foto talk na the least of things u shud be worried about. U no get tecno fone and Image Softwarehuh Abeg pick my points and digest.
For your mind, you don make sense o


ok....tnx . But u sound like a fu.ckboy
EventsRe: My Pre-Wedding Photoshoot With Husband-to-be by Dekatron(m): 3:14pm On May 10, 2015
I swear down, this one make sense die

as in,i felt a ting of envy . . . Kai!! The kids go mk sense o
Fine couple. . Enjoy your family,you worked for it

blackett, see o. When should we watch out for yours?
RomanceRe: Guys...what Do You Think Of Women With Tattoos? by Dekatron(m): 10:15pm On May 09, 2015
I love small tats on a body. . For me now, by my next birthday, i want to have the symbol of Atom in Chinese and Japanese on my shoulder blade(left) .


I will marry a lady that has tattoos provided that she does not have ON HER NECK or anywhere except back/bossom or waist.
CultureRe: British Tottenham Choir Singing Yoruba song - Ise Oluwa by Dekatron(m): 9:21pm On May 09, 2015
[quote author=Pebcak post=33581185]shocked shocked shocked

i don mark you. . . You just burnt my data -- close to 1MB on this meaniless gif

anywhere u go, you do this : i dey off my image to minimise data . . Ko da oo

wicked brother
PoliticsRe: Shekau Flees Nigeria by Dekatron(m): 11:52am On May 09, 2015
Texcoco:
[color=#1980BC] By now he's on a transport carrier to Phnom Phem or Chittagong... [/color]
oh!! What can i say


NIGGAZ DON HIGH, DEM DEY SEE THINGZ


HOpe u know that what you said : KO MAKE SENSE RARA?
RomanceRe: My Best Five Engagement Proposal Ideas by Dekatron(m): 11:31am On May 09, 2015
Because of a girl kwa? Smh




well, by then technology would have improved . . . As a future roboticist and SHE self go be a PHYSICIST---- Robots would support me in doing that, or



I PROPOSE TO HER ON MARS,ON A SPACE SHUTTLE ORBITING THE EARTH-to present her the whole world. . .

Till then

Na hustling thingz
TravelRe: Ivorian Boy Smuggled Into Spain In Suitcase (photo) by Dekatron(m): 1:14am On May 09, 2015
Poverty la bashkardt


like dad would say :


Son, poverty is too expensive, i cannot afford it . .

Smh
RomanceRe: Why You Should Not Have Boyfriend by Dekatron(m): 11:30pm On May 08, 2015
Shoro niyen??






STORY FOR THE gOds undecided
EducationRe: Successful Nigerian Academics In The Worlds Top Universities. by Dekatron(m): 7:46pm On May 04, 2015
icebeatz:
Lissen dawg.... im talking real life youre talking online....
Shiiittt.... have u ever been the only black guy in a club and on cnn, "boko haram kidnapps 200+ girls in nigeria" is showing on screen..... niggaaan u have no idea.
ok
EducationRe: Successful Nigerian Academics In The Worlds Top Universities. by Dekatron(m): 6:25pm On May 04, 2015
icebeatz:
Talents are killed on a daily basis in Nigeria.
The best brains from nigeria are often discovered and harnessed abroad.
Seeing good news like this makes me glow with pride.
I keep praying for the day when I will be proud enough to say "I am from nigeria" in front of anybody. Sometimes, I find myself saying south africa or carribeans... its a shameful fact.


For all those screaming "I can make it without education" I hope u can see this and take a cue.
Its never top late to do the right thing.
bro i respect you. Forgive me, seriously but :

FVCK YOU FOR DENYING NIGERIA.

I have physicists on my FB list, i commented on one NASA page, come see how Americans and middle easterners dey holla me.....i . I said it to their face : YOU THINK I AM SMART? WATCH IT COS BETTER PEOPLE ARE IN MY COUNTRY. AND :

I AM NIGERIAN.

If truly you were indispensible or highly respected, people will not look at your country. . . I am deeply sorry for saying FVCK YOU,but i wnt feel easy without saying it. . .

Till death, i wont deny NIGERIA. . . WHERE/WHAT IS SOUTH AFRICA,? FVCK THOSE BABARIANS
PhonesRe: Microsoft has done it again, this time in a big way by Dekatron(m): 3:09pm On May 04, 2015
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LiteratureRe: Blessing Of The Fæ,ocelot Spleen. Rise Of The Guardians,chief Of The CH'ANG SHI by Dekatron(op): 8:56pm On May 03, 2015
Mayorblaze:
Dude..... Ure beginning to scare me..
Success in your examz
Lol. . . i neva start.

who are u o?? You sound like an alumnus/student of FUTA.
are u a student?
TravelRe: No Light No Fuel by Dekatron(m): 10:49pm On May 02, 2015
simplymade:
lived there in my 100 lvl days too,lyt make sense for thr,but that place na bush jhor,no life atall,wit dose smelky village gals

Now stayin at south
lol. . . I get GF, so the girls are NO NO. Konji(bastard) dey catch me, but i no dey give am chance. . Pity my Gf is in Lasgidi. .


And for boredom(i no get Tv)my phone comes to mind . YouTube and video downloads(big bang theory,walking dead,etc). . . You see. . . I dey enjoy oo. Thingz cheap hia dan AK city(kerosene,ALMOST ANYTHING-- i neva try cloth sha o). . . But can be HELL,IF MY PHONE MISTAKENLY DIES.

Light still dey since afternoon. Lol
HealthRe: Caesarean Session/ Vaginal Birth, Which Is More Beneficial??! Read!!! by Dekatron(m): 8:43pm On May 02, 2015
If i got married today,and my wife is liable to having complications or fear of childbirth pain, i would go for CS.
I honestly dont see anything bad in it. What is RELIGIOUS BIRTH? fvck it!! I CANNOT STAKE MY WIFE'S LIFE. If up to me, i would use CS even without complications,cos i shudder at the idea of my wife having pains while giving birth to OUR child(ren). CS all the way.
TravelRe: No Light No Fuel by Dekatron(m): 8:23pm On May 02, 2015
simplymade:
Its a no light, no fuel situation here in akure....light spoilt,petrol stopped flowing,cab fares rose by 100%
I AM A FUTARIAN. I live off. I stayed with a friend @ AK city. I regretted it. No light, bored. .


Na so i tele waya to my crib - ILARA-MOKIN. As i am talking, light dey. My phone is almost dead, and i am NOT pushed to charge cos i know light dey till atleast tomorrow morning. . . Come to ILARA and enjoy light!! Lol. . I neva felt the pang of fuel scarcity cos MY PHONE NO DEY DIE. . .



#iLiveatIlara . . Lol
TravelRe: 10 Best Cities To Live In The United States by Dekatron(m): 8:12pm On May 02, 2015
Make i bend if i click that link . . Post am here or 4get
Jokes EtcRe: Mayweather Vs Pacquiao Fight Of The Century by Dekatron(m): 5:37pm On May 02, 2015
if this thing hit FP, i will slap the DEAN OF STUDENT AFFAIRS OF MY SCHOOL. .

NANSENSIKALITY.

MOST JOKES IN THIS SECTION ARE STALE. . . I MISS OLD.NL JOKES SECTION
Jokes EtcRe: What Gluttons Think(pic) by Dekatron(m): 5:27pm On May 02, 2015
it took me few seconds to process the joke and it didn't last for 10 seconds. . . . Funny but NOT HILARIOUS
Jokes EtcRe: When You Finally Don't Understand English.hilarious Pic by Dekatron(m): 5:24pm On May 02, 2015
Mr Op, why you dey lie nah? You be linus?

From that pic, i can see uniforms. This implies that ITS A SCHOOL DRAMA. From the deduction,we could say that : YOU ARE LYING. COS YOU SAID IT HAPPENED TO ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS.

A saying goes thus : show mr your friends, i wll tell you who you are. If your friend went for an interview @ the pic, it means the job he went for is a LOWLY JOB(assuming you weren't lying). Implication is : YOUR FRIEND IS WRETCHED, SO ARE YOU.

I am fuming with anger . . The pic made me laugh, but i hate obvious lies. Why say it happened to your friend all because of views,likes and comments? When it is obvious it was a drama!!

#LIENUS
PoliticsRe: Hajiya Talatu Starts Trekking From Kaduna-abuja To Celebrate Buhari (photo) by Dekatron(m): 5:11pm On May 02, 2015
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CelebritiesRe: Agbani Darego In Hot Bikini (photo) by Dekatron(m): 4:43pm On May 02, 2015
cry
ayoolanr:
looks like a teenager's body! she better eat some more food before she vanishes.....there is absolutely nothing hott about that body.
In M.I's voice : BAD BELLE IS ALLOWED . . . . . . DONT DIE OF HATE. . DEEP DOWN, YOU KNOW SHE IS HOT undecided cry
LiteratureRe: 2080 : The Last Battle by Dekatron(m): 10:28am On May 02, 2015
this is what i love . . .not reading romance & crime ALWYS.

FIRE on bro . . .i dey follow
LiteratureRe: 2080 : The Last Battle by Dekatron(m): 10:28am On May 02, 2015
this is what i love . . .not reading romance & crime ALWYS.

FIRE on bro . . .i dey follow
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Hilarious Picture Of 2015. by Dekatron(m): 9:01am On May 02, 2015
why didnt i laugh? I have seen better
+ its fvckin stale . . D pic old dan my lil nephew self. Lobbish. Ko funny joor
LiteratureRe: Blessing Of The Fæ,ocelot Spleen. Rise Of The Guardians,chief Of The CH'ANG SHI by Dekatron(op): 9:12pm On May 01, 2015
One,two,three,four. . . The coach bellowed. 'You need some great stamina to beat the opponent. Football is all about stamina'. Mr Ajayi, a well built athletic young man shouted at the top of his lungs. Clad in his white and green super eagles track suit, with a face cap adorning his head and a whistle dangling on his neck. He was known to be a very great medalist for the super eagles. He won many trophies and has many medals to his name. The government, in its transformation agenda, had sent him down to this public school as a sports master. He acts as refree, coach and P.E teacher. 'Captain, go down and do 30 push ups for me'he said in his ever melodious American accent.
Wale, the captain is an average height boy,probably in his late teen. Well built and very handsome, he had his charm around the ladies. '1,2,3,4,5,6. . ' he counted as he moved very fast. Wales, as he prefered to be called, went as fast as he could, '28,29,thiirrrttyy' he stressed, obviously because of the strain against his bulging biceps. 'Training over boys, meet me here tomorrow by 5:00pm. No African time allowed. You come late,you are out of the team. Run fast boys, and if your grades are bad, you are out. Is that clear' 'Yes sir' the team unanimously shouted,in response to Mr Ajayi's short speech and a little threat in the spoken words.
Wale was heading to his locker,when he heared a giggle behind him. He turned, facing a cute looking girl. His clothes werw wet with sweat, showing off his teenage six-packs. 'Mr Melody said that you are to see the school councillor before you leave today' chinenye said. ' why was the giggle then' he asked . 'Obviously, to have your attention, wadelse'? She stressed, walking away. He shrugged,who cares.
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1900 hours.

Chris was busy in the school's server room. Being a nerd, having no friend, he committed his whole being into computers,physics and robotics. He had the authority of the school's headmaster to use the server room anytime he wants. He had once helped resolve some issues concerning the servers. He paused. Did he just hear a sound? Looking up from the cubicle he was typing from,he scanned the whole room, all he saw was wires strung all round. Probably because he was hungry. He took his Android tablet, and headed for the vendors around the school. As chris stepped on the pavement outside the room, he felt a cold and felt like he saw a green dot.
Crouching carefully, he felt the wall with his body. As he saw that the coast was clear,he stood up, took his tablet, and started watching a flick he just downloaded. Few seconds later, he felt a tap. Out of fear, he dropped his tablet and stared at a set of cold green eyes. The pyrr smiled . . . .
RomanceRe: Do You Ladies Ever Wished To Get Married To Virgin Males ? by Dekatron(m): 8:36pm On May 01, 2015
Basildvalour:
Are you a fan of GEJ? grin
YES, i am. Deal with it&cry me a river.
RomanceRe: Do You Ladies Ever Wished To Get Married To Virgin Males ? by Dekatron(m): 8:17pm On May 01, 2015
Basildvalour:
Your guilty mind
and your clueless mind too
RomanceRe: Do You Ladies Ever Wished To Get Married To Virgin Males ? by Dekatron(m): 8:11pm On May 01, 2015
Basildvalour:
And who is asking you to start telling us your life storyhuh
and who is asking for your WRONG opinion about me??
RomanceRe: Do You Ladies Ever Wished To Get Married To Virgin Males ? by Dekatron(m): 7:53pm On May 01, 2015
Basildvalour:
Oga but I didn't talk to you nah?

Nah ur type dey wash women panties on their menses
[b]you need JESUS[/bold] God catch you. . . I LIVE ALONE & except my GF,i dont even hold ladies' purses. so, in blackett's voice: FVCK OFF. . . Any lady that comments relating to sex, niggas be dropping PINS and Numbers & tryna hit on'em. .

Even Dickri.der & irun.obo got tired of them . . MOFOS
RomanceRe: Do You Ladies Ever Wished To Get Married To Virgin Males ? by Dekatron(m): 7:23pm On May 01, 2015
Basildvalour:
Lemme take you on that cruise to the island called PLEASURE

I know enough just to do that...Shall wehuh wink
No vex o, but like someone said :




YOU NEED A BRAIN CHARGER.

Because she said she doesnt want a virgin means you should tryna hit on her.
SMFH
RomanceRe: Just Propose To Any Nairaland Babe Or Guy Here by Dekatron(m): 1:02am On May 01, 2015
who do i woo ooo??

nobody to woo me self/ . . . naso i poor reach?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Cant Believe Ive Fall For Missclasssy by Dekatron(m): 12:29am On May 01, 2015
vaseline is mad *in phyno's voice* --NDI ARA



You neva cease to amuse me.iwas laughing so hard. BUT,you know what? You are one hell of a disgrace. you keep on showing your stvpidity. Perhaps,you have low self esteem. I am 100% sure that you cant lace their sandals, not to talk of having sex wit'em.

Come on, you are denting the images of these ladies(before niggas start saying i am woman wrapping, I HAVE NEVER HAD ANYTHING WITH THESE LADIES. EXCEPT ROK.IATU THAT I CHECKED HER PIC ONCE UPON ALL HYPE and MHIZIZZY, when i wanted to woo her during the competition. I dont check profile pictures of these ladies). What matters is : THE PERSONALITIES OF THESE LADIES.
[b]Mr Man, lemme tell you, YOU CANNOT BE RESPECTED THIS WAY. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU USE YOUR HEAD FOR, YOU WONT BE COMING HERE,SMEARING LADIES' IMAGES ALL OVER. While your younger ones are becoming billionaires(Google snapchat CEO Evan spiegel,he is 21-23 & worth over 1 billion DOLLARS),you are MASTURBAT.ING and SEXUALLY HARASSING LADIES. Egbon, O RO INU RARA(you are dumb). I mean, COME SEE ASSISTANT PROFESSORS IN THE UNIVERSITIES,between 27-35 years. Simple English, you cannot compose, yet you bast.ard feeling yourself like a MILITARY HEROE OF AFGHANISTAN. You may be older than my ELDEST SISTER SELF, but that one self, i dey yabb am, YOU ARE NO EXCEPTION. Seun did it. He is around 35-37, the same age range as you,yet TILL YOU DIE, I MEAN TILL YOU DIE, YOU CANNOT COMMAND THE RESPECT HE COMMANDS. Person fit afford to pay A MAID #50,000 MONTHLY. I bet you dont earn up to that, cos if you do it would be a tasking job & you wont be here making a fool of yourself and get INSULTED BY A VERY YOUNG CHAP.
I dont care if you are seeking attention, but know this :

YOU ARE LOSING RESPECT
YOU ARE A FOOL
YOUR PERSONALITY IS ALREADY SEEN AS B.S.

Till another time, be safe. Easy with the vaseline[/bold]

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