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ZION INT NUR&PRI SCH,Ibadan

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Awwww. . . Ehya
wht went wrong nah

Why are jokes here so stale?
So funny,i hissed

Ruq:
The other guy had to hide his face to avoid labelling.

Dead throne for a dead rapper.

bad belle is allowed.

He is dead, but you cannot beat him in AFRICA

Listened to : King James? He already addressed that. Oh!! I forgot. You cant hear what said. He said :


'get off my throne,get off my throne. Wait, no one is there. I understand,nobody rapping can seat on my throne'.

He said:
'Four years I’ve been away, still
nothing this hot popping today.
Been holding out cos I’m done
with the album should do a
Beyoncé and drop it today
Still be a trending topic today,
Still flowing a provocative way
Still gonna blow this market away
And I brought Ice in like I’m
baking a cake
Im killing vampires, niggas I'm
raising the stakes
My paper situation blew like I
was raised in the states
My album got niggas heroic cos
they saving the dates
and all you rappers Im back…
Youʼre dead!

Last time i checked, JayZ also is dead then, since he doesnt release hits(prolly 2/3 hits in 2013)

Yabb not M.I

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iamphilips:
in futa the school authorities are owing over 5000 100level students N35000 each. money for tablet

this guy is right. STUDENTS DON SIGN UP TO 1 MONTH AGO,YET ALERT NEVA ENTER.

THAT MAN, DR ALESE will now be shouting,chewing gum and threatening students at the CBT exam centre. That man,Prof Daramola will sit in that AC office,with his fattened neck.


POPE JERO(new SUG president)must FIGHT THIS. THANK GOD I HAVE HIM ON MY WHATSAPP. #refundOur35,000

GodMode:
Why do you want to win

Sir, its not me o. Its my friend o. Seriously. He is in my department.

If he wins,he would have chance to travel to one place like this(forgotten),a cash prize of $3000+ , a lumia phone.

Lets look above the material prize & lets support NIGERIA in the world

Caracta:
Already did.

Thanks ma'am. I appreciate.

Johnnydon22,cold,prot0n, ymodulus,psylas,GodMode



you can still vote today and tomorrow.
All you need is your e-mail. Pls vote

Caracta:
His name is saviour. Let him save himself

Haba!! Pls vote nah,sister pls. I use ur bf/husband beg you

Mhizkel:
You have my vote already dear!
Go saviour!

Thanks ma'am. I am counting on you. Please spread the word.


@ others i mentioned,if na romance, una go reply o. Issorait.

Multiply in zig zag manner

i.e : 4*2 = 8

8*3 = 24

Therefore 24*4 = 96
I solved it under 20 secs & i didnt cheat. . And i am NO GENIUS

Mhizkel
Prettythicksme
Lala247
Kingtom
Wristwatch
Mirexxx
Stephenqueen
Ipledge
Sinaj
Lordhugo
Lagmostkuit
Beambolar
KinglekanFalconey,orijin101,blackett,friedplantain,agarawu23, ritababe,icebeatz,ronaldo4lif,naijaboiy,babyosisi, mr cork, acorntree,d9ty7,toykathy,twaci,dygeasy,jennimma,sinaj,elantraceey,

Sandydayz:
Visit where?

its hiding my post :

bit(dot)ly/votesaviour

Sandydayz:
Visit where?

its hiding my post :

/votesaviour

I know this might be coming late or something, but THE FEW HOURS CAN DO SOMETHING.

Saviour, is an 100 Level Federal University Of Technology,Akure Electrical Electronic Engineering student. He is representing us at the Microsoft youthspark challenge competition. Saviour needs your vote to win this GLOBAL competition. Yes, Its GLOBAL. Please, Nairalanders, alot of us can pull this through in a matter of seconds with our FAST 4G network that we use in booking space. Before you can book space, you have already finished voting. I will post pic later. Its simple. Visit http://bit(dot)ly/votesaviour to vote. We all want good image for Nigeria. Lets do this please. Its closing on the 14th of May. Thank you as you do so.

One love. Pls VOTE SAVIOUR.


Cc : Lalasticlala . Hope am not asking too much. FP

CountDracula:
14 years? Wen I was 14 I didn't even knw wat sex was

hmm. Brother,you can lie. . .



You wey b say. . . Not saying. ILML

snadguy007:
Pictures don't lie, you know

not when we have photoshop & photoeditor


Ever heard of CATFISH?

If i can survive at lasgidi, i will survive at warri



waferians self know that lasgidi is the HQ as FP is NL'S HQ

RaptorX:
Go to Japan at your own risk, that place is a radiated nuclear wasteland since the 2011 Fukushima nuclear disaster which is still spewing radiation in the air and ocean ever since, and for a thousand years to come. But the real information about the scale of the disaster is supressed to avoid panic.

seriously bro, me self dey think am o

but IMO, being a first world nation, they wouldn't wanna jeopardize the lives of the citizens. . . Bro, i seriously wanna go to Japan(heard its the most tech nation as at '14), but i NEVER seen a thread dedicated to Japan. .

I wanna live in that city called TOKYO,as my uncle loved Canada. Today,he is a citizen and even has an HOSPITAL. . . NO RADIATION SHALL HARM ME COS NA PEOPLE DEY LIVE THEIR

JayJustus:
aye the Japanese scholarship is open...you should check it out asap...they give scholarships for your field of.study...

Thanks sir

kkoncept:
Good morning text should be...
GTB alert from him

Thinking about you text from him should be...
754488679875 (MTN 1500)
134337589076555 (Airtel 1000)
Baby, find these digits useful on ur phone


The above turns me on... More Dan any oda text message

SMH

turns you on more than any text. . .

Isnt it safe/correct to call you A GOLD DIGGER IN THIS CONTEXT?

Aunty me, you self you be human being.

I dont get it. Why must we always idolize these ---- Ladies/women? I mean,why must every thread adore these mortals like we guys?

FYI, i dont do all these shii.t, yet my GF loves me like mad(i call to tell her I LOVE HER & make her laugh though). C'mon,niggas behave like your normal self.

All romantic messages i send to my Gf(on VERY SPECIAL[/b]occasions) i type them while sitting, cos i love her, i dont need to look for what to type. My brother is one of those niggas that do the above shii.t. [b]Some go as far as buying BUYING AND DOWNLODING ROMANTIC TEXTS & APPS RESPECTIVELY dafuq??


All niggas do for pvssies

saintol:
Chai!!! This made me remember my Business maths lecturer who oneday told us about his conversion with a chiness man whom was one of the workers of a construction company working on the school compound. He approached him and asked him this question; How can you compare our school with your schools in China?. He said that the chiness man whose english was very bad replied him that,' over there in China, we dont think of comparing our schools with schools here in Nigeria. We compare our schools with schools in countries like US, UK and other well developed countries'. The Chiness man then futher said,' if not for the signpost that is at the entrance of the gate that has the name of the school on it, we wont have known that this place is a school, and that assuming the signpost is removed, the gate of the school is just opened without any hindrance, "going by the length and breath of the school, it is nothing but a farm settlement" Na so we just use our two hands grab our head, we con shout, ' yeee!!! Mo gbe' So in this situation i have nothing to say except to talk in 'Alakada's voice,' YEE! Mo gbe, mo ku, mo daran'

lol. . Lwkmd!!


I 100% support him. I mean,come to engineering building & see how rotten our labs are. Metallurgical and Materials engineering is the ONLY course i could see some ROTTEN,ARCHAIC equipment. So much for a school of technology that HER STUDENTS CANNOT EVEN FIX BROKEN STREET LIGHT. All those fuc.king lecturers want us to do is Copy and Paste their their fvckin old stale meaniless worthless materials.

Our Labs are nothing (i dont think EEE has lab @ engineering building self). I saw & read MIT's research and technical success and i was crying in my heart.

Imagine. . . . Our schools are worse than farm settlements.

JayJustus:
Sir...I know nothing ehhhhh...lol...whats your aim in Japan?? Study?? Work??

lol. . . Its purely STUDY O. IF i got the chance, i would love to go to a university in Japan for masters or KAIST(KOREA ADVANCE INSTITUTE OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY). But na money isshhs jare. .


Anyway, i would love to earn a Japanese certificate(as engineering student--Electrical Electronic Engineering for that matter). You know Japan na boss in that.

JayJustus:
what are these ones saying single.entry visa to Japan is 4,000...Malaysian visa is 1000...s.pore is 6,000...some are what we call gratis which is free of charge...the countries mentioned there are countries less likely to have many of their nationals coming to Nigeria...so what's the fuss??

bro, pls what do you know about JAPANESE VISA?

PassingShot:
Good one there by Shema.

As it's important and commendable not to leave behind a huge bag of liabilities for your successor, it's equally important to know how much development you brought to your state.

We need to know the following:

How many industries did you start and finish.

Provision of low cost housing for the citizens.

Improvement in the literacy level of the state.

Provision of potable water, good roads and other infrastructures all go a long way in determining your performance in office.

Fixed

Seriously,all these people are making me feel like i should just grow old and get married.



Well, i am working hard to have my wedding in MY ISLAND. . Lol

congrats Op, please DO NOT USE CANE ON THE KIDS OO, cos this face {odikwa something}. Lol. . . . I love this and i pray your children be what you wish .
Happy married life. I was moved and motivated

sweetorgasm:
are u jealous dat i might take ur girlfriend?

attention you seek.

Its impossible to snatch my gf . . . . Her face : ODIKWA BLOODY. . Gerrit?

<====== Yaba
escapee. . . Effect of Effurun wet weed. It makes you behave like : NDI ARA [in my ex's thick igbotic accent] . . . SMH