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Notfogotten:
Please I have a question to ask.

I don't want to go into details so my partner doesn't trace this to me.

My partner came to UK before me, though still on student visa. I joined her with my 3 children one months ago.

I have noticed some red flags which never happened while we where in Nigeria and I was footing the bills alone.

Each red flag, I pretend nothing happened because I don't want to be thrown out like the man I read about on social media.

My visa is dependent on hers and we are still on student visa.

My question, in the event that we get papers to stay permanently in UK and one day she decides to send me packing or I decide move out, will I be asked to return to Nigeria because she is the main applicant?

Please I need urgent answers. I may not play the fool for long. We are very certain of getting papers next year.

Kobojunkie:
This una voodoo tapping of blessings ritual... I see that now say na even the man dey promote the thing.

Stronghold91:
oya now
gather yourself and your family and go to the war front, you will be wasted like your fore fathers

Morostical:
Merry Christmas Nairalanders, I pray we will all witness many more Christmas season in the future.

Here is my story, I couldn't afford to buy chicken or fish for us as a family this Christmas unlike last year, and then I went for okete (Bush meat) and my trap caught a very big one between yesterday night and this morning.

After it was properly boiled with seasoning, my wife then roasted the bush meat, cooked jollof rice, and served everyone.

After we finished eating jollof rice with the bush meat, I asked my children a very simple question, which is the best chicken or bush meat (okete)? They all chorus bush meat.

I am happy that my children with all sincerity and contentment all said that the bush meat is far better than chicken.

The joy on my wife's face gladdens my heart most, that woman will forever remain my Africa queen. I hope I will be able to get one or more like this for us to enjoy in the new year. See pictures below.

May we all live to see the new year and many more years to come.

Bobloco:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/12/25/japa-we-should-all-stay-back-fight-for-nigeria-defence-chief/

PriceActionZ:
When money talks, your wife self will keep quiet even if she is not that happy with some of your actions.
Though elites dont see anything wrong in that moves, but let one kamaru from okokomaiko organize a party and JUST INVITE HER PARAGA SELLER to just dance with him on the stage. I am 100 percent sure that it would be the third or the fourth wife that was not recorgnised will break a bottle on her head and tore her clothes. This will eventually scatter the party and turn to local street fight with the police invitation after that.
Have money ooo, e get why.

omoadeleye:
May you never know peace in your life, may all your entire life be full of disappointment, for all the greater things in life you seek for you shall never find it, for any doors of opportunity you knock shall never be opened to you.

All your helper shall resent you and you shall never see the mercy of both man and woman in this world .

Your parents shall die a terrible death before your eyes...

You shall live in sorrow and pains, you shall for pray death to come in your every day of life, you shall find no solution to your life problem and you shall end it all in an instant...

All these shall be onto you.

toxtimmy:
Ask you mama to self-service am for you... I go send you ororo for free.... Make you cum on your mama left ear and put one drop in a left nose.

Since you dey look for hammernon the internet and you never get an all these years... Why you no take a mechanic spanner, put engine oil on it and stick up your arse.... I promise you or will solve your problem

toxtimmy:
My advise to you is to go get Vaseline and self-service yourself to sleep.

If no Vaseline you can use some vegetable oil to grease and self-service yourself.

PoliteActivist:
*Politeness*

It is not a matter of ideas, it is a FACT. If this man were in UK or US, the consensus would be that he had psychological problems (even if they don't yet know what it is). In Africa anything we don't yet understand is juju or spiritual. Epilepsy was spiritual and juju for a long time, till whites developed drugs that controlled it !

toxtimmy:
Bleep the shut up... You mama, sister, grandmother, aunties, are Japanese women I guess.

Mad man like you na I'm make the internet dangerous.

Fredoh:
😂 😝 😆
You sound like my younger sister.
No vex ‼️

toxtimmy:
Battered woman or wife syndrome.

If you put a dog in a cage and beat it every day... When you leave the door open the dog will never run away... Mentally distorted at that stage.

PoliteActivist:
*Politeness*

That's the big difference between us and whites and why they'd always be ahead of us.
In their culture this man would be studied, analyzed, treated, and cured, AND a case history will be opened on him and people will study him and his treatment for their PhD's, and in future generations.
In Africa, it is spiritual, end of story. And we'll be looking for who caused it on him, and babalawo or priest that will cure him. Despite the fact that this has never advanced us in any way. Even when the British were approaching with few men to attack Benin empire, instead of preparing or negotiating, they were busy doing countless human sacrifices. And even though it didn't work at all, that didn't make them stop believing in such till today!

pannyman:
You should be grateful to her. Are you not better off today?

Luckysbab:
The funny version by Omolomo (TheVawulence) via X:


So guys, the babe married her husband and after marriage,she turned into a feminist.

Husband said he didn’t marry a feminist say na traditional lady he marry, wife say old things are passed away and she’s proud to be a divorced feminist than to be a married traditional woman.

Husband said ok oo byebye, wife friend saw vacancy and told husband I can be a traditional woman oo.

Husband told Fabrizio to announce the signing and ‘Here we go’ in Fabrizio voice.

Wife friend married the husband now since she can be submissive.