₦airaland Forum

omoadeleye:
May you never know peace in your life, may all your entire life be full of disappointment, for all the greater things in life you seek for you shall never find it, for any doors of opportunity you knock shall never be opened to you.

All your helper shall resent you and you shall never see the mercy of both man and woman in this world .

Your parents shall die a terrible death before your eyes...

You shall live in sorrow and pains, you shall for pray death to come in your every day of life, you shall find no solution to your life problem and you shall end it all in an instant...

All these shall be onto you.

toxtimmy:
Ask you mama to self-service am for you... I go send you ororo for free.... Make you cum on your mama left ear and put one drop in a left nose.

Since you dey look for hammernon the internet and you never get an all these years... Why you no take a mechanic spanner, put engine oil on it and stick up your arse.... I promise you or will solve your problem

toxtimmy:
My advise to you is to go get Vaseline and self-service yourself to sleep.

If no Vaseline you can use some vegetable oil to grease and self-service yourself.

PoliteActivist:
*Politeness*

It is not a matter of ideas, it is a FACT. If this man were in UK or US, the consensus would be that he had psychological problems (even if they don't yet know what it is). In Africa anything we don't yet understand is juju or spiritual. Epilepsy was spiritual and juju for a long time, till whites developed drugs that controlled it !

toxtimmy:
Bleep the shut up... You mama, sister, grandmother, aunties, are Japanese women I guess.

Mad man like you na I'm make the internet dangerous.

Fredoh:
😂 😝 😆
You sound like my younger sister.
No vex ‼️

toxtimmy:
Battered woman or wife syndrome.

If you put a dog in a cage and beat it every day... When you leave the door open the dog will never run away... Mentally distorted at that stage.

PoliteActivist:
*Politeness*

That's the big difference between us and whites and why they'd always be ahead of us.
In their culture this man would be studied, analyzed, treated, and cured, AND a case history will be opened on him and people will study him and his treatment for their PhD's, and in future generations.
In Africa, it is spiritual, end of story. And we'll be looking for who caused it on him, and babalawo or priest that will cure him. Despite the fact that this has never advanced us in any way. Even when the British were approaching with few men to attack Benin empire, instead of preparing or negotiating, they were busy doing countless human sacrifices. And even though it didn't work at all, that didn't make them stop believing in such till today!

pannyman:
You should be grateful to her. Are you not better off today?

Luckysbab:
The funny version by Omolomo (TheVawulence) via X:


So guys, the babe married her husband and after marriage,she turned into a feminist.

Husband said he didn’t marry a feminist say na traditional lady he marry, wife say old things are passed away and she’s proud to be a divorced feminist than to be a married traditional woman.

Husband said ok oo byebye, wife friend saw vacancy and told husband I can be a traditional woman oo.

Husband told Fabrizio to announce the signing and ‘Here we go’ in Fabrizio voice.

Wife friend married the husband now since she can be submissive.

AntiChristian:
Okay,

Your God sent his son to be killed by some humans!
God wanted people to commit sin by killing his son!
And he was the one who said "you shall not kill"!

Deborah was lynched just many have been lynched in Anambra or Lagos for petty offense!

All these your rants have no evidence in Islam!

But your God did make people kill his son to fulfil his mission according to your Bible which I don't believe!

AntiChristian:
Happy digging! You should be able to dig out Christians own too but if you can't you're a bigot!

"All man have sinned" is in your Bible but only Muslims are sinners to you!

AntiChristian:
Christians killing Christians under the action of MpkuruMmiri!