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Family › Re: NNPCL Gifts ₦200k Petrol Voucher To Lady Who Wakes Early To Cook For Her Husband by delishpot: 9:49pm On Jan 06, 2024
fergie001:
Debbie and her husband
See the Nartey. King of long throat that begs food from side chick co worker.
Health › Re: Menstrual Cramps Disturbing Me Badly. Please What Can I Use For It? by delishpot: 9:46pm On Jan 06, 2024
Jewessgratitud3:
I suffer severe menstrual cramps and it's really taking a tow on me. Like I no longer look forward to having my menses because of the pain and discomfort that comes with it.

The only thing that stops the cramps is felvin but it makes the flow three times heavier than normal to the point that I'll start feeling dizzy. The last one scared me cos after taking felvin, on the second day I was changing diaper every 5 mins. (Yes I use diaper cos pad no longer holds my flow. ) At a point I stood up and it's as if the whole blood in my system gushed out and I nearly passed out. So I said I wasn't going to use felvin again.

Now, I didn't use felvin this time and the flow is normal but I've been crying from pain since yesterday. It's like labor pain and im tempted to take felvin but when I remember what happened the last time, I'll ditch the idea.

Please what can I use to stop the pain that will not increase the flow? Please help with remedies that work.
Drink lots of water the 2 week before your period until period ends. It stops cramps and reduces the flow. Hydration helps women with pain and heavy bleeding but you must start hydrating at least two weeks before expected date. If it works you owe me Suya!
Family › Re: A Woman Brought 2 Spoons For My Husband At Work by delishpot: 9:42pm On Jan 06, 2024
CHoccolaTE:
A lot of men are just entitled narcissists, see the way they are rejoicing because they heard that a woman is depriving herself of sleep because of her longthroat husband.

Assuming the tables are turned and it's a wife that is eating from same plate with her male colleague because her husband is too poor to afford food at home, the tone of this thread will take a very negative turn.
Improperly brought up imps with small balls who think they deserve to be served hand and foot just cos they have p£nis€s. They are so annoying.
Family › Re: A Woman Brought 2 Spoons For My Husband At Work by delishpot: 9:39pm On Jan 06, 2024
Hotice085:
You be proper he-goat, do you know if the husband was pulling her legs or just want to shine her eyes?
Even do you think a man working can have the strength to prepare food for himself after facing the Lagos road whahala
Me I almost burn down my house coz I wanted to warm food after getting home late and my body needed sleep
Na smoke wake me up since then if I don't eat before reaching home I go sleep empty stomach you de here de yarn dust
Omo you mumu no be lie
You are on kolos or dry cow dung! Why can't a working man prepare food but a working woman is expected to? If the wife make this stupid excuse your long throat brain cooked up, will it fly with you?
Was he feeding from the gutter before he got married?
Are you normal or just a long throat like that idiot who thinks men can only eat when someone else cooks the food?
I ask again, if the wife goes to male neighbours house to eat everyday cos hubby is not bringing in enough cash for upkeep, will you say her excuse was valid?
Crime › Re: Drug Dealers Breaking Into Graves To Steal Skeleton For "Demonic" Drugs by delishpot: 4:24pm On Jan 06, 2024
Ireportlive:
How much is sulphur that this dunce nicompoop çant buy
Lol. They prolly believe it's some metaphysical power the dead spirit adds to make their drugs effective.
Crime › Re: Drug Dealers Breaking Into Graves To Steal Skeleton For "Demonic" Drugs by delishpot: 4:21pm On Jan 06, 2024
Widespread use = Good news to the producers and sellers.
Family › Re: A Woman Brought 2 Spoons For My Husband At Work by delishpot: 3:58pm On Jan 06, 2024
The man is useless. So if his wife no cook for whatever reasons, he can't cook and pack a meal for himself? Even ordinary sandwich? He has long throat and it's his type they mostly poison to death through food and drinks.
He must chop from co workers plate? Can we also say that if a man can't meet family expenses for whatever reasons, his wife can start accepting money or eating from their male neighbour?
Those okaying his behavior are stupid like him too!
Crime › Re: Bandits Kidnap Man And His Five Children, Shoot Two Policemen In Abuja by delishpot: 3:55pm On Jan 06, 2024
They do as they want and go Scot free. This is why banditry isn't a problem for them. The government is solidly behind them. After all naija govt says it knows the sponsors of these terrorists but won't name and shame them.
Crime › Re: "If Change No Dey In 2months, I Go Start To Carry Gun" - Says Man by delishpot: 5:35pm On Jan 05, 2024
If he carry that gun face those denying him of basic necessities ie governor's, corrupt polithiefcians etc I will hail him. But if he carry gun face fellow struggling citizens then may he fall violently on his first attempt. I am tired of these wicked souls using stupid excuses to increase the pain and suffering of the poor and struggling citizens.
Food › Re: Roasted Baboon: Is It Advisable To Eat This Kind Of Animal? by delishpot: 5:40pm On Jan 04, 2024
It's a baboon, it lives in the zoo
Zazooo!
Nigeria is a harsh territory for humans and animals. Only God protects.
Family › Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by delishpot: 5:39pm On Jan 04, 2024
yahoodetector:
Dey whine yourself
Why you dey vex for me na? grin
Celebrities › Re: Portable Warns Mc Olumo, Koko Zaria Over Affair With His Baby Mother by delishpot: 5:23pm On Jan 04, 2024
This MC don knack many so called boss ladies kponmo tire. See his naughty face grin grin
Politics › Re: Rising Insecurity: Governors Have Turned Security Votes To Pocket Money - Ngige by delishpot: 5:18pm On Jan 04, 2024
So far as that security money is being given to govt, they will never allow peace to reign. For all we know Ngige might be one of the godfather of criminal gangs.
One can't trust any Nigerian politician these days. Na them dey beat you na them dey console you too.
Education › Re: NUC Busts 58 Illegal Universities In Nigeria, Arrests Proprietors (names) by delishpot: 5:17pm On Jan 04, 2024
They will bribe their way beck into business. Nigerians at the top are corruption pro max.
Politics › Re: Soldier Reacts To Video Of Governor Sanwo-Olu Arresting His Colleague (Photos) by delishpot: 5:13pm On Jan 04, 2024
Hurbashola:
SOLDIER REACT TO VIRAL VIDEO OF GOV SANWO - OLU ARRESTING HIS COLLEAGUE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHSIJhbvALA
See the Buffons they put in the army? He say one way is legal driving cos it makes his commute shorter. These guys need to be educated besides endurance training.
Family › Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by delishpot: 5:08pm On Jan 04, 2024
Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon grin
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am grin
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be
Smiles. Well done bro. Just do your best to make her comfortable. A lot of women are very hyper sensitive to smells during this time. In my home that time even washing clothes with perfumed soaps were banned. Madam will be in the living room and tell you the ingredients in someone's food from 1000 miles away. Bathing was with plain water, no fish, no meat, no crayfish in foods either grin grin. Wasn't easy but I know if she can help it she will prefer to be her normal self.
By her 2 ND trimester things would calm down.
Education › Re: Nigerian Reporter Bags Cotonou University Degree in 6 Weeks by delishpot: 6:35pm On Jan 01, 2024
Nigeria is full of wicked people.
Family › Re: One Day, He Will Be Told To Choose Between His Girlfriend And Mother (Picture) by delishpot: 6:57pm On Dec 31, 2023
abc115:
One day, his wife or girlfriend will ask him to choose between her and his mother😃🤣🤣
Heartless girls. Imagine struggling with ur mom and a girl who comes from nowhere trying to control what your own mother does with your money. They even go as far as stopping your mom from living with you in the same house.

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So? Don't some husband's ask their wives to do same? Or you think that same mother doesn't help her daughters to carry chairs and desks too? After all the sacrifices made for their daughters don't some husband's and boyfriend's treat Her parents as if they don't count?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Japa: Background Check Requirements by delishpot: 9:34pm On Dec 29, 2023
justwise:
If he gives you a link to an agent that will scam you you will come online to call him all sorts of names.

People don't want to be honest with themselves.
Then he should tell me na. He should just say my guy, the person I trust isn't into that line o. I don't know anyone else that does it
I wasn't looking for agent to help me with job or travel visa. I just had some questions that I felt a professional in the field will be able to answer which I explained to him. I am not dumb to be scammed. I ain't desperate to japa. I left naija 12 yrs ago.

Why just ignore my follow up and instead send me link of his woman's fb preaching page?
Cos honestly if you be my padi and you reach out concerning something I will tell you honestly, guy, the person I been get for mind no dey into that area o. If I hear of any one Sha, I go update you and end it there.

Maybe expecting him to tell it as it is; is me asking for too much Sha. You might have a point cool
Family › Re: AWidow That Didn't Visit Me When I Gave Birth Expects Christmas Money From Me by delishpot: 12:39pm On Dec 29, 2023
Ememmmi:
I have an uncle that passed on early last year. My daddy told me he's my "uncle" but a distant relation because I don't know him in the village. We only met in lagos here so I think we are related but not close relation. Before he died, I use to send money to him especially during covid. At times he will ask and atimes I will send without him asking me. So when he passed on early last year, I was still sending the little amount I can afford to his wife. Its been 4 months I gave birth and she did not even come to see me. Her house to my house is about 500 transport fare to and fro. She knows there's no how she will come to my house and I won't give her cash even if at all she don't have transport fare.

She called me 2 days ago asking of Christmas money. I told her I will send it but inside me I am not happy honestly. People came from very far distance to visit me when I gave birth but this woman didn't even show concern. Anytime she call me will always be to ask of money. She said all her husband relative has abandoned her.
It is not like I don't have money to give her but her attitude is bad. She has only one daughter which she claimed she's in university. I don't know how true is that
Do you think I should overlook her character and give her the money
My dear, if you can help just help. If you feel bad about her not checking up on you guys, use maturity and ask her why?. Mama, did I offend you? Since I gave birth till now everybody has come to see baby and wish us well but we haven't seen you. Is it something I did? Then hear her reason for not visiting baby and you.
Based on her response you can then decide to withdraw your assistance or overlook her fault and continue your good for sake of your late uncle
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Japa: Background Check Requirements by delishpot: 12:34pm On Dec 29, 2023
YoungLionken:
Another UK related story, not again embarassed!!

Nobody shares the PROCESS of their success stories. You only get to hear when it's business gone bad..

That was how I asked one idiat when he posted his photos in the UK, on status. I DM him with all humility and respect, he read and ignored. Few years later, I entered the same country with enough money and game. He saw my statuses and started asking a convo, I ignored. He went further in asking questions. If you see curse ehn :(..


As for the OP, why use an agency for the UK? The easiest country with seamless process so far is it. Why waste extra money on something you can do all by yourself??.
Omo this happened to me too. Chai in my case this friend chat with me and as soon as they found out that I wanted info on work visa they stopped replying my messages. I no ask for money o. Just say guy, do you know or have contact of someone specialized in immigration based on employment? Guy said he has idea of someone who does that o. Say make I give am time to reach them and get back to me. Till date. Funny thing is if I call or send message to know how far, this friend go send me link to his partners preaching videos on FB. grin grin grin
Health › Re: Please Help I want to gain some weight by delishpot: 7:25pm On Dec 28, 2023
ahnie:
I want to add weight and I have tried everything possible to gain weight all to no avail.

I have taken drugs aids one to gain weight but non worked.
I have eaten lots of noodles and fried eggs,eaten overnight,but the weight is not just weighting.


Please help recommend what to do so I can gain weight.
My current weight is 68kg.

Attached is a recent pics of me 26/12/2023.
Tonight at 12am, wake up and pray this prayer
Oh God, give me delishpot' s fat and give Delishpot' my skinny. I too will be praying at that time too. Don't worry, I am not too fat so you won't be battling obesity


Edit: Error, error. I weigh 68kg too. That's fat by my standard. Cancel the prayer. I repeat abort the mission grin grin
Romance › Re: I Don't Find My Fiancee Attractive Anymore by delishpot: 7:22pm On Dec 28, 2023
WorldRichest:
Very bad
He held someone's daughter down at GUN POINT for 6 years, feeding her, housing her, clothing her, and making her to enjoy good dick and orgasm. What a bad man.

I think you need psychiatric evaluation
And you know that he is the one financing her because he uses your pos to send her those monies? grin grin
Romance › Re: I Don't Find My Fiancee Attractive Anymore by delishpot: 7:20pm On Dec 28, 2023
6 years with her and the only improvement she got was your constant knacking. Even your presence in her life didn't improve her yet you got the nerves to complain?
Crime › Re: Lady Stabs Married Boyfriend To Death In Rivers by delishpot: 7:12pm On Dec 28, 2023
azpekuliar:
Even if na grave cheesy
Abi na 😎 hopefully he is among those that reply advice with......one thing must kill a man. If not his death no set well at all.
Crime › Re: Lady Stabs Married Boyfriend To Death In Rivers by delishpot: 7:08pm On Dec 28, 2023
Last last prick go stay one place.
Politics › Re: Ondo Commissioner For Infrastructure, Raimi Aminu Resigns by delishpot: 7:06pm On Dec 28, 2023
Maybe corruption is a challenge on his principles so he just jelly resigned.
Crime › Re: 120 Kilos Of Cocaine Wash Up On Australian Beaches by delishpot: 4:47pm On Dec 27, 2023
Happy hour
Family › Re: Please Should Continue My Marriage Plan With Her After Hearing This? by delishpot:
letstalksense:
There is this lady I plan to marry, which I have made known to her already even before she travelled for her NYSC. Although she just came back from NYSC service recently. We are just discussing the way forward and on the process I was asking her about her sexual life and how recently she had sex. After insisting for her to answer. She opened up and told me she had a sexual relationship during her NYSC service. And the reason was because I didn't call her at a particular time so she thought I have find anther woman. And that was when I was having some personal challenges. According to her, they ended the sexual relationship in the camp. That she is sorry and all that. I didn't really expect that attitude from her as she seem to look responsible and Godlily. I was just disappointed even though I pretended like everything is well. And I was also thinking she had the courage to tell me the true.

Now I have to make my decision, but needs a matured advise and guidance from a mature mind please.

Do think I should continue my marriage plan with her?

Pease what do you advise I do?

Thanks in advance.
How come you two have discussed marriage yet she doesn't know your true feelings for her?Cos if she was sure as sure can be that you love her, she would panic at your silence and look forward to seeing you face to face to understand why the silence and not have time to bang another man within a few weeks of silence when she was in the camp.
Camp is not more than 2 months na for Her to sleep with someone else. So I guess you are quite unserious with her hence she doesn't know where she stands with you or she just gave that excuse to get out of trouble.
Secondly, if you were serious with her and you guys vibing as one unit, how come she didn't know about this your so called personal problem? To know that you are facing some challenges and maybe she will be the one checking up on you to know how you are faring. Rather you appear when it suits you and disappear when it suits you but expect her to be waiting with open arms anytime you re-appear in her life.
Also I suspect that you cheat on her or are those I don't love any woman except my MoMA kind of guy and she knows it hence her thinking that she isn't anything special, you just could have found someone new and moved on.
But she self, if your wahala is too much for her she should move on and find someone to be faithful to.
Politics › Re: Emptiness Of Life & Vanity Of Earthly Wealth by delishpot: 4:25pm On Dec 27, 2023
Minime10:
Braaaa! How do you know the dead even prefer deathhuh
I no go fit argue that one with you ooh! 😎
I was once terribly sick. I suffered until one day I lost consciousness. Suddenly I saw myself in a beautiful land. It was peaceful, happy and full of love but Just before I could start to explore the land I heard my brothers voice calling me from a distance. I suddenly was sucked back into my body. My guy, I was ANGRY. I asked him why he called me back? He said he got scared that I fainted lol and my reply to him was "and so??" Is that why you brought me back? I didn't forgive him for years. But now having kids and setting positive goals in my community has nade me have a desire to live again grin grin
Many people that experience NDE say they were happy to be in the afterlife. They express regrets for coming back to life. Tho no one knows if there was a phase after the NDE that is true death.
Politics › Re: Wike Distributes 2000 Bags Of Rice In Each LGA In Rivers State by delishpot: 4:25am On Dec 27, 2023
Using hunger as a weapon to trap the souls of the poor. Wike should know better.
Career › Re: Nigerian Woman Gets Fired In The UK Before First Shift After Bragging On Tiktok by delishpot: 4:23am On Dec 27, 2023
She found another job already but she didn't learn much from her experience

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