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It's a baboon, it lives in the zoo
Zazooo!
Nigeria is a harsh territory for humans and animals. Only God protects.

yahoodetector:
Dey whine yourself

Why you dey vex for me na?

This MC don knack many so called boss ladies kponmo tire. See his naughty face

So far as that security money is being given to govt, they will never allow peace to reign. For all we know Ngige might be one of the godfather of criminal gangs.
One can't trust any Nigerian politician these days. Na them dey beat you na them dey console you too.

They will bribe their way beck into business. Nigerians at the top are corruption pro max.

Hurbashola:
SOLDIER REACT TO VIRAL VIDEO OF GOV SANWO - OLU ARRESTING HIS COLLEAGUE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHSIJhbvALA

See the Buffons they put in the army? He say one way is legal driving cos it makes his commute shorter. These guys need to be educated besides endurance training.

Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be

Smiles. Well done bro. Just do your best to make her comfortable. A lot of women are very hyper sensitive to smells during this time. In my home that time even washing clothes with perfumed soaps were banned. Madam will be in the living room and tell you the ingredients in someone's food from 1000 miles away. Bathing was with plain water, no fish, no meat, no crayfish in foods either . Wasn't easy but I know if she can help it she will prefer to be her normal self.
By her 2 ND trimester things would calm down.

Nigeria is full of wicked people.

abc115:
One day, his wife or girlfriend will ask him to choose between her and his mother😃🤣🤣
Heartless girls. Imagine struggling with ur mom and a girl who comes from nowhere trying to control what your own mother does with your money. They even go as far as stopping your mom from living with you in the same house.

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So? Don't some husband's ask their wives to do same? Or you think that same mother doesn't help her daughters to carry chairs and desks too? After all the sacrifices made for their daughters don't some husband's and boyfriend's treat Her parents as if they don't count?

justwise:
If he gives you a link to an agent that will scam you you will come online to call him all sorts of names.

People don't want to be honest with themselves.

Then he should tell me na. He should just say my guy, the person I trust isn't into that line o. I don't know anyone else that does it
I wasn't looking for agent to help me with job or travel visa. I just had some questions that I felt a professional in the field will be able to answer which I explained to him. I am not dumb to be scammed. I ain't desperate to japa. I left naija 12 yrs ago.

Why just ignore my follow up and instead send me link of his woman's fb preaching page?
Cos honestly if you be my padi and you reach out concerning something I will tell you honestly, guy, the person I been get for mind no dey into that area o. If I hear of any one Sha, I go update you and end it there.

Maybe expecting him to tell it as it is; is me asking for too much Sha. You might have a point

Ememmmi:
I have an uncle that passed on early last year. My daddy told me he's my "uncle" but a distant relation because I don't know him in the village. We only met in lagos here so I think we are related but not close relation. Before he died, I use to send money to him especially during covid. At times he will ask and atimes I will send without him asking me. So when he passed on early last year, I was still sending the little amount I can afford to his wife. Its been 4 months I gave birth and she did not even come to see me. Her house to my house is about 500 transport fare to and fro. She knows there's no how she will come to my house and I won't give her cash even if at all she don't have transport fare.

She called me 2 days ago asking of Christmas money. I told her I will send it but inside me I am not happy honestly. People came from very far distance to visit me when I gave birth but this woman didn't even show concern. Anytime she call me will always be to ask of money. She said all her husband relative has abandoned her.
It is not like I don't have money to give her but her attitude is bad. She has only one daughter which she claimed she's in university. I don't know how true is that
Do you think I should overlook her character and give her the money

My dear, if you can help just help. If you feel bad about her not checking up on you guys, use maturity and ask her why?. Mama, did I offend you? Since I gave birth till now everybody has come to see baby and wish us well but we haven't seen you. Is it something I did? Then hear her reason for not visiting baby and you.
Based on her response you can then decide to withdraw your assistance or overlook her fault and continue your good for sake of your late uncle

YoungLionken:
Another UK related story, not again !!

Nobody shares the PROCESS of their success stories. You only get to hear when it's business gone bad..

That was how I asked one idiat when he posted his photos in the UK, on status. I DM him with all humility and respect, he read and ignored. Few years later, I entered the same country with enough money and game. He saw my statuses and started asking a convo, I ignored. He went further in asking questions. If you see curse ehn :(..

As for the OP, why use an agency for the UK? The easiest country with seamless process so far is it. Why waste extra money on something you can do all by yourself??.

Omo this happened to me too. Chai in my case this friend chat with me and as soon as they found out that I wanted info on work visa they stopped replying my messages. I no ask for money o. Just say guy, do you know or have contact of someone specialized in immigration based on employment? Guy said he has idea of someone who does that o. Say make I give am time to reach them and get back to me. Till date. Funny thing is if I call or send message to know how far, this friend go send me link to his partners preaching videos on FB.

ahnie:
I want to add weight and I have tried everything possible to gain weight all to no avail.

I have taken drugs aids one to gain weight but non worked.
I have eaten lots of noodles and fried eggs,eaten overnight,but the weight is not just weighting.


Please help recommend what to do so I can gain weight.
My current weight is 68kg.

Attached is a recent pics of me 26/12/2023.

Tonight at 12am, wake up and pray this prayer
Oh God, give me delishpot' s fat and give Delishpot' my skinny. I too will be praying at that time too. Don't worry, I am not too fat so you won't be battling obesity


Edit: Error, error. I weigh 68kg too. That's fat by my standard. Cancel the prayer. I repeat abort the mission

WorldRichest:
Very bad
He held someone's daughter down at GUN POINT for 6 years, feeding her, housing her, clothing her, and making her to enjoy good dick and orgasm. What a bad man.

I think you need psychiatric evaluation

And you know that he is the one financing her because he uses your pos to send her those monies?

6 years with her and the only improvement she got was your constant knacking. Even your presence in her life didn't improve her yet you got the nerves to complain?

azpekuliar:
Even if na grave

Abi na 😎 hopefully he is among those that reply advice with......one thing must kill a man. If not his death no set well at all.

Last last prick go stay one place.

Maybe corruption is a challenge on his principles so he just jelly resigned.

Happy hour

letstalksense:
There is this lady I plan to marry, which I have made known to her already even before she travelled for her NYSC. Although she just came back from NYSC service recently. We are just discussing the way forward and on the process I was asking her about her sexual life and how recently she had sex. After insisting for her to answer. She opened up and told me she had a sexual relationship during her NYSC service. And the reason was because I didn't call her at a particular time so she thought I have find anther woman. And that was when I was having some personal challenges. According to her, they ended the sexual relationship in the camp. That she is sorry and all that. I didn't really expect that attitude from her as she seem to look responsible and Godlily. I was just disappointed even though I pretended like everything is well. And I was also thinking she had the courage to tell me the true.

Now I have to make my decision, but needs a matured advise and guidance from a mature mind please.

Do think I should continue my marriage plan with her?

Pease what do you advise I do?

Thanks in advance.

How come you two have discussed marriage yet she doesn't know your true feelings for her?Cos if she was sure as sure can be that you love her, she would panic at your silence and look forward to seeing you face to face to understand why the silence and not have time to bang another man within a few weeks of silence when she was in the camp.
Camp is not more than 2 months na for Her to sleep with someone else. So I guess you are quite unserious with her hence she doesn't know where she stands with you or she just gave that excuse to get out of trouble.
Secondly, if you were serious with her and you guys vibing as one unit, how come she didn't know about this your so called personal problem? To know that you are facing some challenges and maybe she will be the one checking up on you to know how you are faring. Rather you appear when it suits you and disappear when it suits you but expect her to be waiting with open arms anytime you re-appear in her life.
Also I suspect that you cheat on her or are those I don't love any woman except my MoMA kind of guy and she knows it hence her thinking that she isn't anything special, you just could have found someone new and moved on.
But she self, if your wahala is too much for her she should move on and find someone to be faithful to.

Minime10:
Braaaa! How do you know the dead even prefer death
I no go fit argue that one with you ooh! 😎

I was once terribly sick. I suffered until one day I lost consciousness. Suddenly I saw myself in a beautiful land. It was peaceful, happy and full of love but Just before I could start to explore the land I heard my brothers voice calling me from a distance. I suddenly was sucked back into my body. My guy, I was ANGRY. I asked him why he called me back? He said he got scared that I fainted lol and my reply to him was "and so??" Is that why you brought me back? I didn't forgive him for years. But now having kids and setting positive goals in my community has nade me have a desire to live again
Many people that experience NDE say they were happy to be in the afterlife. They express regrets for coming back to life. Tho no one knows if there was a phase after the NDE that is true death.

Using hunger as a weapon to trap the souls of the poor. Wike should know better.

She found another job already but she didn't learn much from her experience

Notfogotten:
Please I have a question to ask.

I don't want to go into details so my partner doesn't trace this to me.

My partner came to UK before me, though still on student visa. I joined her with my 3 children one months ago.

I have noticed some red flags which never happened while we where in Nigeria and I was footing the bills alone.

Each red flag, I pretend nothing happened because I don't want to be thrown out like the man I read about on social media.

My visa is dependent on hers and we are still on student visa.

My question, in the event that we get papers to stay permanently in UK and one day she decides to send me packing or I decide move out, will I be asked to return to Nigeria because she is the main applicant?

Please I need urgent answers. I may not play the fool for long. We are very certain of getting papers next year.

Lol, you are now strategizing like women in a marriage where the men can do whatever he wants and she must swallow or be kicked out of her home. This is why when wives wait it out and strike years later when ball lands in her court people say oh she is a bad woman.
Your answer: NO! Once you get your perm residence divorce won't lead to deportation

This man is on kolos

Kobojunkie:
This una voodoo tapping of blessings ritual... I see that now say na even the man dey promote the thing.

Lol. If not for tapping of blessing why else would a traditional ruler give up his throne for his daddy?

Stronghold91:
oya now
gather yourself and your family and go to the war front, you will be wasted like your fore fathers

Are you minding that imb€C!le?

Everybody want tap blessing from papa even giving their throne as offering for blessings in reward.

Morostical:
Merry Christmas Nairalanders, I pray we will all witness many more Christmas season in the future.

Here is my story, I couldn't afford to buy chicken or fish for us as a family this Christmas unlike last year, and then I went for okete (Bush meat) and my trap caught a very big one between yesterday night and this morning.

After it was properly boiled with seasoning, my wife then roasted the bush meat, cooked jollof rice, and served everyone.

After we finished eating jollof rice with the bush meat, I asked my children a very simple question, which is the best chicken or bush meat (okete)? They all chorus bush meat.

I am happy that my children with all sincerity and contentment all said that the bush meat is far better than chicken.

The joy on my wife's face gladdens my heart most, that woman will forever remain my Africa queen. I hope I will be able to get one or more like this for us to enjoy in the new year. See pictures below.

May we all live to see the new year and many more years to come.

How much is the chicken?

Bobloco:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/12/25/japa-we-should-all-stay-back-fight-for-nigeria-defence-chief/

And what did this Buffon do to protect the people of plateau state when they were attack for almost a whole day? What has the Buffon done to keep lives of those in Nigeria safe from crime? These people annoy the hell out of me. He is eating and growing fat from budget while inviting people to continue to become victims.

PriceActionZ:
When money talks, your wife self will keep quiet even if she is not that happy with some of your actions.
Though elites dont see anything wrong in that moves, but let one kamaru from okokomaiko organize a party and JUST INVITE HER PARAGA SELLER to just dance with him on the stage. I am 100 percent sure that it would be the third or the fourth wife that was not recorgnised will break a bottle on her head and tore her clothes. This will eventually scatter the party and turn to local street fight with the police invitation after that.
Have money ooo, e get why.

Then it makes sense for her to worry cos she knows that if he has 3 to 4 wives already he is a man that can't control his d1ck hence her breaking bottle before he brings in no 5

The more insecurity the more money the politicians of such state earns.