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Just check it well, they will write 'AUTHENTIC' on the certificate.

But wait o, Aso Rock nor dey strike?

It is not in anybody's power to recommend a state becos na our ogas in the federal govt get dat prerogative, unless u 'ARRANGE' yourself
Sharp bad guyz...I recommend Benue...and I also recommend 20 cartons of condoms You know as e dey go na...

Oh boy na 'shalanga' those people dey use? How can a 2 day baby enter the WC pipe? Haba!

The school authorities should get in touch with Boko haram na? Abi how can we have Boko Haram in the North and this lawlessness will be happening? Never! Call Boko Haram now and peace will be restored sharp sharp...

He would be 'cooling off' and answering questions at EFCC headquarters by now.

The legs never bend that time. lolz

Thank God say smoking skunk and drinking alomo nor dey among Intelligence boosters!

Yep, I have.

[quote author=Pvt. Parts]Stop confusing a break in a relationship as a LDR.



They courted ONLINE and not dated. BIG DIFFERENCE.[/quote]Private parts? (lolz, even ur name self is a joke), I checked the whole thread, you havent made any point of note, nor a contribution. Mine is clear, what didnt work for A could work for B, so dont generalize. I have seen several long distance relationships work out and several close (or whatever it is called) relationship hit the bricks. the point is clear.

WHAT IS YOUR OWN POINT PRIVATE PARTS? ARE U MERELY AN OBSERVER?

Madam OP, please be careful how u sensitize people on things that didnt work out well for you. You might be responsible for destryoing some dreams o. I 'll start with my aunt's.

My aunt's friend left Lagos in 1996. They kept communicating but not frequently. In 2003, he came back, got married to her. Left. The following year, she joined him in Canada and now they have a big family together, living happy and satisfied.

My step sister, met a Nigerian living in the UK online in 2003. They dated and eventually, he came home in 2006, got married and they are both in the UK now. If I mention his name, many people living in the UK would know him so I better keep that.
I met my wife in Lagos a few days before I went to the North to serve in 2006. We barely saw each other during my service We kept calling and texting. When I finished service, she began hers and was posted to Bayelsa. We kept calling and texting again. Now we r married.

So madam preacher, be tactical when relating ur experience because it is unsafe to generalize.

albridge: money, good looks and sexual satisfaction in bed. gbam.

In the first 15 minutes? Are u high?

patholaw: mind ur business

Why r u so bothered bros? Cowgirl na ur girl? U no see as she dey thrash everybody for here? why u no tell her to mind her own business as well?
Beyond doubt, you be mugu! Mind ya business as well.

if you are truly serious about this, then you have to start from my area o...Mushin nor dey smile o. 12 years old she don dey straff, 14 years old she don carry junior for belle, 15 years, she don born junior but junior nor get papa, 17 years, junior don turn two years but he resemble every boy for area, plus including landlord and gateman self...
So start from my area abeg.

otokx: still no power in UNIPORT and ALUU.

Well, dem no suppose give ALUU power at all for the next 32 years. Una no deserve am. Go buy candle abeg

Nyanya! ibo boy! One fluke song! 32 concerts! Lagos, Abuja, SA, Toronto, NY, Malay, etc...meanwhile all man hustle all years, pray like die, this money never show oh boy, Ojoro don enter this money making race o...

jeffizy: The Man is dead now.
You must have been gone a long time!

Bros, u sure? I just google the guy now and i see say he is even gaining more ground in the sports world in Nigeria?
Haba! Nor kill the man na?

u wan try coke and sugar cane?
Abi fried yam and garri?
we don do stuffs o...secondary school nor be child's play abeg.

Ashawo siddon inside her room ....param param
Jehovah witness carry Bible go preach to her ...param param...
behind closed doors...and bottle of shout...param param...
cigarette and skimpy dresses to reveal her pubic hair ..param param...
Wetin u dey finndddddddddddddd?
Palavaaaaaaa u dey find...
Palava u get oooooooooo
Palavaaaaaa u go get...
Param param...(remix, Fela)

Mushin! Area! Omo ita! sepe joint! soccer venues (chelsea wahala). Traffic! Hustle!
Ozone! Galleria! Friday nights at Eko hotels! Suya! Dundu and akara! Bread Agege (surprisingly I found it here)! Nepa! Keke Marwa! Okada! Mitchel Obi on Sports Extra and his outdated news and fake smile. Top 7 jamz at 7 (with JAJ on Rhythm)! Church on sunday (the dance and glitz)! And of course - Naira!
I miss mehn!

He is just a pot calling the kettle black. A mad man calling another lunatic...no difference. History doesnt forget history - Buhari should be reminded of that in case his desire to continue to bid (and fail) for Nigerian presidency has over ridden his common sense....Aboki, we dey watch u oo. I swear, Baba Iyabo will never take this nonsense yarn from a nonsense aboki man...Never!

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Wow, his boobs are bigger than mine

They dont even have to put a cloth on this ngga, his rotting belly is covering his thing like a bed cover[/quote]But are yours flatter than his? I mean the bobby?

adaobi123: They are dirty animals, end of !!!

If a dog is dirty, that means the owner is dirty because dogs can't wash themselves up, the owner must. So a dirty dog is a reflection of its owner's image.
Mine used to be clean and everybody played with them...wonderful creatures. You should try one but if na Ajegunle u dey live, well, you know say calabar boys full that end.

nerodenero: Man wey never wack,wont think of having pet.Imagine a situation where many live in this country with less than a dollar and having pet at the same time,its a matter of time before the pet turns to meal.

I don know tay tay say u be calabar guy. Na una dey weyley our dogs for area abi? turn dem to pepper soup take drink beer for area abi? Correct. I don catch u today.

I like dogs. I used to have 3 back then in Lagos...Lucky! Jasper! Sussie (retriever)! Wonderful creatures! Good friends! Great servants! But dem dey chop oo nor be small.
Planning on getting one again soon but these dog laws are choking.

Nadia Buhari's market value just dropped like a bomb! She aint gonna court all those big movie deals no more. So sad but love sucks sometimes.

Middle East = crises, terrorism, violence, women's right denial;
September 11 = Osama bin Laden;
Boston Bombing = 2 muslim brothers;
Vancouver train bombing attempt = 1 muslim phd student;
Amdutallahi (the yeye boy that made me fail a job interview) = attempted plane bombing
UK boys beheaded a solder = muslim boys
Uthman Dan fodio (cleric leader) = Jihad;
Boko haram = islam, terrorism, wanton human life bombing;
Northern Nigeria (predominantly muslim) = violence against non-muslims;
Slap an MSSN anobi on campus = fatwa on the entire school by MSSN anobis;
violence here and there, in and out, up and down all have links to Islam.
Can somebody pls re-try to convince me that there aint no links between Islam and violence? Pls!!

So once I drink it, all the above will happen to me at once abi? Correct. How many litres per day please?

Yeah...because the criminals play away matches in neighbouring states, and in Lagos and south west. Lagos is their headqaurters, Enugu is the loot sharing base...

Jeez! I knew it! I just knew it! Nigeriannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!

Dovahkiin: Feed it meat

https://gifs.gifbin.com/1238674605_turtle_eats_pigeon.gif

Amazing! Never seen tortoise this fast n aggressive. Is it yours?