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MOD pls share this on FP....I think we all could learn something from it. The teacher has Chinese background but has American citizenship. Apparently, the guy feels the lady, being Chinese, doesnt give a care about whether American students learn or not...
Here is the link to the news on yahoo today. But the stuff happened 2 days ago (May 8, 2013)
Trending now: http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/high-school-student-rant-teacher-goes-viral-174756082.html?vp=1 The yahoo one is censored...incomplete.

I was tagged in this video yesterday on twitter by my niece while I was working. It happened in her school and I showed my friends at work, we all laughed and asked (my Nigerian friends of course) what would happen if this happened in Nigeria. Now, the story is trending...its even on yahoo news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqk3tqwAfC8&feature=youtu.be

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF THIS HAPPENED IN NIGERIA GUYS?

Denn: Your 'shixt' is definitely micro sized...just like a one-inch 'punnany'

Ever seen these figures before?
2009 GDP for Nigeria was 336.2bn USD while for Ghana was 34.5bn USD.

GDP per capita for Nigeria was $2,300 while Ghana had $1,500 on 2009.

Unemployment rate for nigeria was 4.9% while Ghana had 11%

Exports from Nigeria was $76bn while Ghana had a whopping $5bn.

Source: CIA world fact book. Year 2009.

I said the same to a Ghanaian in downtown Toronto who tried to bulls.h.i.t Nigeria. Lost and defeated, he said '...but Nigerians too dey make fake products'....I said we make products but people term it fake because it doesnt have the same quality the ones from China and US have...besides, at least we make products - fake or not, what do Ghanaians make - Azonto! We even helped them to make Ghana-Must-Go bags to help them travel out of the country in the '80s...lolz

But wait o...sey this one na for one-sitting abi u go eat am for one week? Your small body dey consume big things o guy

rokiatu: I am a very good cook thank you. One of my best qualities.

Na why u never marry be that abi?

Na for inside toilet you dey cook? abiii na my eyes?

topmostg: Cancer of the blood?
This guy don die..

E be like say u don dey madt abi?

kulyie: I remember when i was in 2oo level back then,there was this stupid guy braging and ranting so much about how he had so much cash at his disposal and why he worked in one oil company that pays him millions every month.i kept keeping quiet thinking of what i will do with his matter because he came to greet me in my room.so the following day he requested i go out on a date with him.i told my room mates after they came back from wherever they went about the noise tayo was making.so we all decided that he will be our atm to supplement the money we had.we agreed that his own money will be used for our feeding till he wises up so the next day i told him i dont want to go out on a date with him,i want to go to the market to buy food stuffs for me and my roommates.so because he had already bragged that he is this and that,he wanted to impress me,he drove me to the market.omo i made sure we stocked our fridge.we bought 3,ooo frozen turkey,paint bucket size of rice,bokoto 4,ooo,tomato,peper and onions 2,5oo.if you see his boot.it was filled with food stuffs.we cooked and cooked for the next 3 months without going to the market.he did not bother to check me again.as soon as he dropped me in the hostel and dropped the food stuffs,he took off.

Ijeoma! Is this you? Chei! So na wetin u do me be that? Na u no make me complete school that time abi because u take all my tuition fee buy food for you and your hungry roommates abi?

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As I read this piece, I feel hurt. I feel deeply touched. We are humans, not just numbers... RIP to all those who lost their lives in the Bangladesh building collapsed saga, and quxik recovery to those who sustained injuries. #SaveOurSoul

Many powerful photographs have been made in the aftermath of the devastating collapse of a garment factory on the outskirts of Dhaka, Bangladesh. But one photo, by Bangladeshi photographer Taslima Akhter, has emerged as the most heart wrenching, capturing an entire country’s grief in a single image.

This image, while deeply disturbing, is also hauntingly beautiful. An embrace in death, its tenderness rises above the rubble to touch us where we are most vulnerable. By making it personal, it refuses to let go. This is a photograph that will torment us in our dreams. Quietly it tells us. Never again.”

Shahidul Alam, Bangladeshi photographer, writer and founder of Pathshala, the South Asian Institute of Photography, said of the photo: "I have been asked many questions about the photograph of the couple embracing in the aftermath of the collapse. I have tried desperately, but have yet to find any clues about them. I don’t know who they are or what their relationship is with each other.

I spent the entire day the building collapsed on the scene, watching as injured garment workers were being rescued from the rubble. I remember the frightened eyes of relatives — I was exhausted both mentally and physically. Around 2 a.m., I found a couple embracing each other in the rubble. The lower parts of their bodies were buried under the concrete. The blood from the eyes of the man ran like a tear. When I saw the couple, I couldn’t believe it. I felt like I knew them — they felt very close to me. I looked at who they were in their last moments as they stood together and tried to save each other — to save their beloved lives.

Every time I look back to this photo, I feel uncomfortable — it haunts me. It’s as if they are saying to me, we are not a number — not only cheap labor and cheap lives. We are human beings like you. Our life is precious like yours, and our dreams are precious too.

They are witnesses in this cruel history of workers being killed. The death toll is now more than 750. What a harsh situation we are in, where human beings are treated only as numbers.

This photo is haunting me all the time. If the people responsible don’t receive the highest level of punishment, we will see this type of tragedy again. There will be no relief from these horrific feelings. I’ve felt a tremendous pressure and pain over the past two weeks surrounded by dead bodies. As a witness to this cruelty, I feel the urge to share this pain with everyone. That’s why I want this photo to be seen.


http://lightbox.time.com/2013/05/08/a-final-embrace-the-most-haunting-photograph-from-bangladesh/#ixzz2SkRgDCsU

See this guy....Any way, make I help my guy
Body cream - Vaseline body cream (if your skin is dark) and tura (if you want to undarken ur skin)
You need boxers short (very important for a guy), stop wearing pants; you r not a girl or gay.
start using the gym (just to get in shape o)
Depending on ur age, don't try carrot jeans for your b.a.lls' sake...use straight cut jeans or any that fits u well.
As for hair cut, u can start with 'gorimapa' to remove every atom of past failures...then subsequently, try Tyson, the moderate one.
Get nice body spray (not the N150 ones sold by Uche in his shop o)...nice manly but temperate ones.
Update your contact list, try saturday owambe outings...
and depending on how old you are, you can start practising you 'toasting' skills with SS3 students (maybe not the pretty ones)...then graduate to Jambites, then College of edu ones and from there, the sky is your limit...
..but first, I hope say you get money? Because soup wey sweet na money make am...and try to dey BRUSH YOUR TEETH...most computer geeks dont brush...

That guy self dey sing before...i remember him doing a duet with Jahbone long time ago...but maybe if him self begin shave him head like 2baba, maybe girls go flock around him too with belle....and remember say 2baba get money o...and the guy funny die...plus e nor sabi speak English. Maybe him brother too dey blow grammar pursue girls comot... (just my thoughts o)

Unless the noise is louder than the screams when Torres scores hat trick for Chelsea, otherwise forget it.

Fine boy nor pimples...

Verily verily I say unto you, very sson, someone will come up with 726 REASONS SHE IS A GOLD DIGGER...and it will make the front page....
Any volunteer in the house please?

This charles guy, as handsome and old as u are, u no go mind your own business...tweeting like small pikin

Sleep with him? or have S.ex. with him?
If its the first one, there is no big deal...maybe he has sleep disorders and needs help sleeping.
But if its the second one, tell him you have 'MAGUN'...if that doesnt scare him off, depending on your school, kuku ma inform the SUG guys....make them beat am up....thats a better lesson. Those yeye guys abuse their privilege...they should be castrated.

This black, fat slob Chude better go siddon one place

capoditutticapi: Bros, bone dat mis*hap. U dey waste time on dat ram. I fit bet say d fool no knw him papa. D eediot juz dey form socializin wit 9ja men make e b like say he belong. D fhool dey try find him root. Na lost son. Boko Haram don bomb him papa so he no even fit trace him root

I couldnt have said it better...na yeye lizard

I dey follow you dance....congrats

[quote author=Real-Mccoy]Not too close. I nutted up in ya MAMMIES roach infested puzzy (I was drunk btw), and 9 months later out you came. So, no, not really a close call at all. And to think I gave life to a nigga that rocks a Chinese jeans like a half rhetarded spic from Ajegunle. I'm so ashamed of myself. I really should've aimed the nut juice in ya MAMMIES azzhole, but I was too lazy and drunk off the Jack that I decided to stay in the wet gaping hairy hold. Now that's real talk, Real Talk.[/quote]Re-Read what you wrote and tell us how sensible your biatch azz'd maama is. That's exactly what u r learning in the gawd damned slum u are. I bet your mama spread her dirty, smelly, stretch-marked thighs for ur AIDS-infested uncle to bang...and bing! lil' Real Mad Cow popped out of her c...u...n...t after 6months of carrying a demonic maggot in her tummy! She forced u out of her bowels and here premature demonic thing called child
Products of incestuous bestiality aren't hard to spot....REAL MADCOW is one!

To prevent B.re.as.t cancer of course....

50calibre: Haha! You must be kidding me. I can't believe you are here advocating illiteracy and manual/unskilled labour yet you claim to have two degrees.

You are giving me examples of entrepreneurs who had great business acumen or ideas, and left school to pursue them, but you fail to look at basic statistics - for every bill gates or Steve jobs, there are a million other people who didnt succeed. You use the likes of bill gates Steve jobs and dell, yet you also fail to realise they all sent their kids to get degrees.

Stop making unnecessary and illiterate comparisons many Nigerians make, comparing the value of dollar to naira, thinking " oh if I convert this $1000 to naira, I have N150,000" it doesn't work that way.

Naira for naira and dollar for dollar, a banker in Nigeria is better off, the question isn't what the dollar can do for you in Nigeria, it is what the dollar can do for you in the US. After tax, utilities and other miscellaneous expenses, Can a cab driver afford a decent mortgage or rent in the US? Can he afford a decent suit and a pair of shoes? A banker in Nigeria can.

I'm not in Nigeria, but my judgement isn't clouded, think straight

That's exactly d point i tried to explain to that learner. that dude is a teenager. A taxi driver in toronto earns his money but d mistake learners like dat mad cow guy makes is he brings out his calc n converts dollar to naira...this isnt maths for high school students...

capoditutticapi: Guy u funny ooo. U completely tink all 9ja youths r useless?? I hate to go rude here bt u crossed d line. Imagine u seperatin urself frm ur own, simply caz u got a visa to move. Well I like to move to, bt hw dos dat make me beta dan dose here?? U tink say na everybody b yahoo boy U get sense @ all U sure say u b Nigerian

That guy na Nigerian...na just one of those yeye eedi0ts wey never sabi anything. You know see him name? REAL MADCOW...that tells alot about him.

[quote author=Real-Mccoy]You are a rhetard. I won't be surprise the house you are squatting in a shared room,in Lagos is owned by a London based proud cab driver. You are a looser, stop been envious and get out to make real money. You have not left your filthy Ajegunle, I doubt you understand the meaning of disposable income or savings. I won't blame you but the system of education that does not allow your likes to be rational thinkers.[/quote]Ok, REAL MAD COW...you seem to me a teenager who is still being breast fed by his wretched mom. You are actually a hopeless teenager who is yet to see the real world. i really dont know how living in the states should get high in ur head...If u r fucking living in the states, just tel me what you do for a living...as for me, check my posts/profile. That should tell u enuff about what I do and where I live.
Stop being an ignorant, uncultured, 'pseudo-yankee' i.m.b.e.c.i.l.e.
MAD COW..REAL MAD COW!

[quote author=Real-Mccoy]Are you suffering from memory loss or just reading comprehension? Where did I say 80k? I would not blame you but Nigeria's system of education. Please don't compare your devaluated currency to that of US and if you don't have any sensible thing to contribute, mute or go play with your sister's toys.[/quote]Oh there you go, Real Mc-COW. Who is comparing the currencies? And damn it, 8k or 80k, the point is if u make 8k in the US monthly as a cab driver (and u gat a family there), u gonna spend the 8k and still complain its not enuff because its not enuff...Open ur brain and flow with the discussion. And blaming Nigeria's education system just simply confirms how myopic you are.

Tinyemeka: 3 out of 10.
I was right. My 3.6 MB just went down the drain.

Heyaa...sorry poor boy. use the remaining mb to do ur usual p.o.r.n picture download. Camel

[quote author=Real-Mccoy]You are myopic. How many bankers in Nigeria earn their wealth genuinely? Is it not in Nigeria female bankers are pimped in order to bring business to banks? Cabs drivers in some areas in US earn close to 8k dollars a month. How many genuine bank managers earn such?[/quote]you r even more myopic than the guy self. if u earn 80k in d states being a driver, how much of that 8k do u actually spend n how much is taxed? Get it straight camel...these days dont think because u earn 8k in america n u ll be a billionnaire in naija...thats bull. stop converting dollars to naira directly. u make 8k monthly in d states u damn well gonna spend it in d states n i ll be happy to hear its sufficient for u n ur 5member fam. its not mathematics bro.

Correct vibe...tight lyrics.

LIARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! He can never ever be a cab driver in the US. This is a big liar.
1. He is not a US citizen or a PR, he couldnt have been given a license to be a public driver in the states.
2. If he was sacked 2 years ago, how come he knows the route and rules in the states to be a public driver (forget GPS)? a place he didnt live in for up to 15years.
3. If he was sacked 2 years ago, was all the money he worked for all his life collected from him? (use ur brain
4. he is not a taxi driver in the US...he is a business investor in Nigeria. Get it!

Trying to replicate 'over the moon' scope...something similar in the beat...and the pattern. Nice song but bros, do something else abeg jo.