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Ok, so na babie's affairs na abi...RMD and children, P-square and son, May D and son, naeto C and children, 2face and his football team children, Adekola and kids, Basket mouth and pikins, now Ojuyob, I mean Bovi and pikin! Na wah o...I suspect the next would be Aki and pikin...
Baby boom!

Oh boy! I dont miss Lagos oooooo.....I just dey 'aporo ti poro jedijedi' Damn! I gatta get back to that land sharp sharp!

No...I never eat meat today. I just tasted corned beef and sardine just to be sure so I wouldn't eat them...

something dey worry this yeye OP abi na moderator dem dey call u? why the funk did u hide my comment? what did i say to warrant 'hiding'? There r worse comments on the thread yet u didnt hide them na my own u come hide! You wey post this yeye obscene stuff self, we suppose 'hide' am! Mugu! Kettle calling the pot black!

None of the above! see legs shaped like Africa's map! And u freaking call that sexy? Even their names self woowoo - Ebube and Okeeke!

Who among you nor do this kin thing for high school? Abeg leave our sildrens alone joor make dem do wetin dem wan do...

This crazy area fada just dey wake up abi why e be say na when everything don die down he remember to yarn his own **ish! anyway, he makes sense a little sha...sometimes, brainless illumi-nothing weird okada-riding grandfathers could make sense too, espcially in Naija!

amblors: : @OP are u serious? Call rates very high? I remember when calls used to be N50/min, when call centres use card booster or whatever twisted name the network providers called it.
I also rem making calls from call centres @ N20/min.
Well all that has changed now, with me calling from my fone @ N11/min to all networks and u say that's expensive?
Its prob going to come down more but if u ask me,
With almost all networks charging about N12/min to all networks,
Their call rates are very fair.
Its. A data revolution we're waiting for

IYA NGBALI: simple question was asked,look at the sermon you gave without answering the question,no wonder you are still struggling with GCE and JAMB.

Haba Iya Obiangeli! This is not nice...How u take know say e still dey do GCE abi na both of una follow dey do yearly enrolment? You ma self nor even answer the question wey dem ask gwani

ZACHIE: 35k per mouth

See your mouth as e be!

This looks more like some Nollywood unedited script written by Kanayo O. Kanaya and directed by Chico Ejiro.
Reminds me of those fictional love stories in Ikebe Super, and all those yeye old love magazines.
Propose title: TO TELL OR NOT TO TELL!...besides, do u mean Dec 15 2001 or 2020? Liar!

Oremeji street at Mushin/Isolo, close to my crib. well, I guess its becasue you are from another state, otherwise, there r some areas notorious for job scams in Lagos. Mushin, Yaba, Fadeyi, Trade fair Ojo, etc are just no-go areas for unemplyed graduates in Lagos. I still remember my ordeal at E-Breakthrough (abi na Esther Breakthrough) at Ojuelegba, another one at Trade Fair (that one was even a tiny shop that my toilet is bigger than), and then one at Ojota and other places...
Mehn, i don waka o...dem scam me tire when I still dey find wetin to do. SMH

Abeg change the topic to 'NIGERIA TO GET BEATEN BY SPAIN, PORTUGAL OR ENGLAND...Nor dey raise our hopes unnecessarily abeg!

E Go Better!
CORRECT LIE!

Willy willy!

B00bs..Belle button...Bakassi! If we want to be truthful ooo

well, since he has decided to hide his identity, we have also decided to put face to his identity ON OUR OWN! Our investigation reveals that the face behind the mask could be one of the following...He is hiding his TRIBAL MARKS...and his somewhat GIANT LIPS...

Reminds me of the AXE-HEADED MADUME IN 'THE CONCUBINE'...Akpako head!

we don hear this news tire na...which levels? Make demselves go marry jooor make we hear word.
But that akpako-headed Tuface, carry him yeye wedding go for Dubai after we don contribute money buy im CDs finish...I wonder wetin this yeye guys dey even do for us self...helpless people, dem nor help! Job, with all dem money, dem nor create! Carry my money dey do swag, do wedding for Dubai, moon and inside sun....Thunder fire anybody!

correct! 'AND THE BOY SHALL BE CALLED NUTRI C'

Yeah, good move...taking a walk to show how serious he is. But I see him declining after the reunion...

Na Arsenal fans dey do this kind thing na...dem plenty for Lagos well well...

How do u measure merit? By goal scoring or goal keeping or what?
What do you mean by senority? Na secondary school u dey?
I think it should be based on time spent in the team. The longest serving (highest caps) player wears the captain' band...
Abi u be learner?

Olodo, olojoro, oni magomago...he even used his own mouth talk say na him use him hand select Senator, na wah ooooo Will ignorance ever cease among Nigerian politicians? Too dull...thick ibo accent....'I USED MY HAND TO SELECT A SENATOR FOR....Chei! Werelicious!

Btruth: Dogs could bite a stupid Lords. Silly head

Yeah, some crazy dogs in your village, as.sh.ole!

league11: WHO IS THAT EDITOR INSULTING NIGERIAN HERO LIKE THIS, IT HAS NOT COME TO THIS POINT THOUGH I DONT KNOW D ORIGIN OF D DISCUSSION, BUT ALL I CAN SEE HERE IS INSULT TO OZAZE. FOR GOD'S SAKE THIS GUY HAS MADE A LOT OF SACRIFICES PLAYING FOR TO THIS COUNTRY, THAT HE'S HAVING PROBLEM WITH SOME PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE REASON EVERYBODY SHOULD TALK DOWN ON HIM LIKE THIS. D PRESS SHOULD ENCOURAGE HIM OR RATHER KEEP QUITE IF THEY DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE. I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED AT THIS EDITOR

I am more disappointed in Osaze! If truly he is a freaking hero, then he should know how to handle issues like this. He is no longer a hero as far as I can tell...the H has been replaced with Z....BTW, what makes him a hero? AFCON, he nor win, World Cup, he nor even near am, even monkey post, the guy nor win, so forget that hero thing abeg....we saw him as such but he has shown he doesnt deserve that title, home and abroad...He was my Nigerian sport idol but now, bros, he don dey become my Nigerian sport i.dio.t! Yeah...

Osaze has forgotten that dogs dont bite their lords. This is the same newspaper that sang Odemwingie's praises all these years...making him relevant in the local scene, his full pictures gracing the front pages, hailing him 'King Osaze' even for the littlest efforts on the pitch...He enjoyed it all and thought himself a king...Now he is fighting the same institution that brought him to limelight...Does this 30+ have brain at all? I respected and loved you boy but evidently, he aint shi.t. no more...some spoilt brat! What the funk have u even done for this country anyway? AFCON u no win, World Cup u no win, even monkey post cup self u no win...
Your mate dey donate to charity, help the helpless, u carry ur pointed nose siddon for UK dey insult us wey sing ur praises all these years...Na wah o...Evidently, your freaking days are numbered in the game...U can peacefully retire and pick up a role on twitter...They need brainless parrots like u on board anyway. Osi o da!

It is advisable to use your head!

double08: This guy exhumes confidence,you can see that by just looking at the pictures,there is more to being a man than just been tall eg money and self confidence and we all know he's got them both

Though i like your comment but u for just chnage that 'exhume' to 'exhude'...abi na wetin dey worry u? The guy na grave digger?

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Gombs: ...It's been long overdue....oya MI, u berra strt ur own label fast!

MI don start him own tay tay - Rupee Records!

baby pancake!