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omiobo: The guy try joor. After MI's first album,I no dey feel am again.

Bros, at ur age...see the kin username u dey use. U no get shame o.

torhuke: Please what time is Man-U vs Chelsea match? And eem, is it Chapions Lig or Europa Cup? What Cup are they Playing for?

They already played yesterday na...its AFCON by the way. 15 - 15...Chelsea won on aggregate 15 - 24.

Rental-A-Ghost.
Super ted...(4PM after national anthem)

Garrium sulphate (S04)

Hmmmmm......Raining Season...best

caukerzee: No it is not at the outskirts. Closed two times because of riot Can you give me dates cause you're clearly not talking about my school.

Maybe he 'wash' it on the RADIO news

Of course there are. Have u checked sabo ngeri market? They are looking for candidates for the following openings:
1. Shepherds N50,000 (OND/HND),
2. Goat rearers N65,000 (BA/BSC)
3. Cattle rearers N80,000 (MA/MSC)
Submit your CP ko resume to me, alhaji Tanko Baban Sule Abudlmumini Ibn Waziri Al Goma...walahi tai lai...i go emfloy you ko. Yio wa

TechRev: Inspire them to produce what??

I tire ooo

Inspire them to drop out of school...inspire them to screw girls around...inspire them to born 5-a-side pikins from different mothers...inspire them to 'enter the place'...inspire them to be 'implicated'....
I MEAN WHAT SORT OF INSPIRATION IS 2FACE GONNA GIVE THESE CHILDREN? Is this truly about inspiring the kids on something else?
Money and fame arent the only ways to inspire people...what about those unsung heroes on the streets genuinely working hard to eke out a living? what about those who have gone through thick and thin to make sense of life? Jeeeeezzzz...its like inviting R.Kelly into your house to inspire your teenage girls. That inspiration go hard well well o or inviting DMX to preach to your teenage boys...
Misplaced priority

Abeg! Abeg!Abeg! Abeg!Abeg! Abeg! Which kin thing be that? How u go dey mes for where I dey like say I be ur toilet.
Plus u know say girls too dey chop anything, so dem fart dey always smell like 'dead rats'...Never! You mess for my presence na two weeks suspension with hard labor! Daz all!

caustical: https://static3.demotix.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/a_scale_large/2000-6/photos/1367296939-nigeria-police-force-performs-ceremonial-parade-to-mark-police-week_2006146.jpg


Sho! nigeria police get helekopta?

Bros, nor be 'helekopta' na...ha ba! Na 'Halikopta'...Daz all!

THANK YOU POLICE!!! FOR WHAT ITS WORTH, YOU DID YOUR JOB AND WE ARE PROUD!!!!

oh boy, the guy no send true true o...I dig am out, enjoy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe8Vzk4lbSs

sauer: https://gifsforum.com/images/gif/fail/grand/fail-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-2578.gif

Damn! After a fr.eaking hard day at work, this gif just made my day. I don laugh die.
Oh boy, this guy mean o! E no even send the girl...na the money he wan collect for the modelling job dey im mind. Why the girl self dey waka like that? On top how much?

idnoble135: Eeehm! Please how does this improve our national economy?
Or how does this increase your salary?

Ok, Idowu, tell us wetin u don contribute to this forum to improve the economy!

stebell: Hw does dis topic/thread affects de price of priwenkle @ mile 1 market ph. =)) =)) laughing°˚ ˚°º≈inº°˚ ˚°º≈*Akwa-IboMº°˚ ˚°º≈dialectº°˚ ˚°º≈iyammi º°˚ ˚°º≈=)) =)) =)) nsutor_iko-idom?=)) =))=)) =)) °˚ ˚°º≈iº°˚Mbok˚°º≈*º°˚ ˚°º≈º°˚ekpong ˚Mi°ºoh≈-=)) wat is nland turning to these days. Nonsense

So, the only news u were expecting to see on Nairaland when u joined just last week was 'boko haram and Nigerian corruption' abi? No wonder na for Mile 1 in PH u dey sell periwinkles. Yeye guy

THIS IS TITO DA FIRE WITH D'BANJ AND DON JAZZY WAY BACK!! IT IS NOT A NAIRALANDER OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
OP AND MOD ARE CORRECT SCAMMERS!!!!!!

alfaman2:

Not surprised at all. Joshua and Moses even held fellowship and night vigils before embarking on genocide.

All followers of Yahweh. The bloodthirsty god.

Alfa olorun, e fi brain si isee yin o...Abi we know as e dey go? Uthman Dan Fodio no massacre people and still prayed? We know all those things so no come here dey form holier than thou...

Na Boko Haram dey do the screening o...and na bomb be the test. Dem go blow u up! If you blow up, and die, obviously u fail be that...but if u survive, you get the job....Sege damboroba!

Send am come kirikiri bros...two weeks, the guy go turn pastor straight!

alpha conde: I hate DISLOYAL people. I feel he gave up etisalat and makes me see him like a batrayer. Now I hate him don't wanna see him on my tv never again

Are you a learner? The guy wasnt signed to etisalat as a brand ambassador bro...na just characterization...like Nollywood acting, so cool down. The guy don port...you self find your square root. Hater!

AVISENNA: Yoruba for you
Na their way

You don dey madt? Baboon!

Small time now, the yeye guy go carry bomb dey find who e go blow for Boston...suicide bomber!!!

[quote author=Okija_juju]WHAT!!!?

I'll keep my mouth shut and watch the responses on this thread..

Time to separate the wheat from the chaff..

https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5s4t7bAC81r7ucn1o1_400.gif
[/quote]I like that gif...from Afroman's 'I got high'!

Well, when my wife gets back now, I will show her the list. I am sure she will say I am no 10; Caring husband. Unless the she doesnt need the BB10 again.

OMG! Life is just unfathomable. I pray God grant their children and other family members the fortitude to bear the irreparable loss. This is so heart-breaking.

That third picture come be like say u wan kidnap oyel staff...

Was there in 1996-1997-ish and one of my friends passed out when we went to the reptile room and he saw the indian python (last in the glass cage)...we had to rush him out and left him somewhere while we continued our tour. I enjoyed watching the gorilla ('Imade': dead and embalmed) and the chimps. We made the peacock and vulture spread their feathers and wings respectively becos we threw stone pebbles at them (c'mon, what do u expect from curious high school students? ).
Good to know they are taking care of the zoo. then, we paid N5 for a group of 3 students.
Good old days - Loyola College, Ibadan.

Please, dont make them have access to that money at all...pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I beg you in the name of God. Dont buy treasury bills either pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...This is from personal experience. My mother did the same for me thinking sh was doing me a favour...please dont try it ooooooooo...
Best advice, put the money in a fixed deposit account...or grab an insurance policy (but be ready to spend more on annually to service the policy)...but please dont let these kids have access to the money yet...even the best, most level-headed kid can go wayward if presented with the opportunity. NA MY ADVICE BE THAT O

Okay, so the matter was handled without setting up any committee! No, panel, no sub sub sub committee, no 'we are on top of the matter'! Na wah o...GEJ needs to go study abroad. I recommend George Washington Uni. That guy too 'mumu' nor be small.

haba! Na wig na...for a photo shoot!