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TravelRe: Vehicle Offence In UK And Nigeria, LASTMA Example (pics) by DelphiOracle(m): 12:59pm On Oct 07, 2022
Sixfiguresmart:
At this stage, there is no reason why every road should not have speed camera; why every street should not have surveillance camera; why every establishment should not have surveillance camera.

These guys do not need to be on the road. Look at the one in the picture abusing his power by assaulting a tax-payer for no reason. Fines are there for a reason. All you will see is either a sticker on your window or a message on your cellphone. You cannot argue with anyone. If you want proof, they will show you the image. You either pay or lose your driving privileges.

Tinubu, who is worth $32b had the ultimate resources and power to build a world class hospital that dwarfs the Herts hospital in the UK. He prefers to go waste our money there. Hospital bills cover cost of utility bill, staff salaries, accommodation etc. Our doctors and professors are suiciding because of penury. A man with leaking bladder wants to rule a country will a bleeding soul.

Nigerians in Lokoja have no roads. They are not close to the ocean, just a river flooding has engulfed the state. The President said nothing about it. The presidential runners say nothing about it. But they need the votes of these victims. Lokoja looks like a mud slide.
better talk. I wonder how many people reason like this in this country? So on point.
PoliticsRe: Mohammed Musa Bello Is Destroying Art And Crafts Village In Abuja - Eddie Madaki by DelphiOracle(m): 7:09pm On Oct 05, 2022
Buddha3:
This Musa Bello is unarguably the stupidest minister the FCT has ever produced.

He has made close to no tangible developmental strides all through his tenure. Rather, he has succeeded in hugely decapitating the economic and commercial value of the Abuja metropolis. Bastard mallam just wakes up one day and begins to impose huge taxes on parks and gardens, increases commercial transport dues, sets closing hours for relaxation spots, levies taxes on business owners for use of generators, sits on allocations meant for infrastructural development and now this.

Give it to an aboki to always find a way to destroy things that took other people time and sweat to build!

Mtscheew!
taxes on use of generators!?!?!? This one shock me o
TravelRe: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by DelphiOracle(m): 4:07pm On Sep 25, 2022
chaarly:
Something similar happened to me back then in Uniben Hall3 Block B(Arrow block grin )

I just came back from church o on Sunday. My roomies cooked rice then i was in a hurry to join them before the food finish. I stepped out to wash my spoon from 200 series down. As I stretched forth my hand, someone from 400 series spat a very thick catarrh (phlegm) and it landed on my hand as I was washing the spoon.

I threw the spoon away, lost appetite and felt like cutting of my hand cry
hahahahahaha.
Hall 3 wahala. I remember that year sha. Unwanted baptism
TravelRe: An Unfortunate Sputum Mishap by DelphiOracle(m): 4:06pm On Sep 25, 2022
Kingozymandias:
This is small I once witnessed something during my nysc ..

I was heading to Lagos from Katsina then at one point we stopped for women to pee in bushes near by and I and two other make corpwrs decided to come done and rush one stick of Benson and hedges quickly while is dragging and reminiscing on TemiTope's fine botty I would devour when I get to Lagos ... My guy David tapped my shoulder that he wants to pee by a near tree he turned asking me if I have signal on my phone while walking forward and he didn't see a pile of big human shìt on the floor suddenly he slipped and landed face down inside and huge pile of like three or 4 people's shīt ... Probably different travelers who pooped there as I reached forward to help him and saw his face deep inside a huge pile of shīt of different colours with some in side his mouth his nose his beard his eye I I froze ... Cigar feel from my lips...

Omo conductor and some of us helped him up the guy had eaten shit well ...
My soul just lef tmy body sha...
He couldn't scream loud because as he opwnwd his mouth more shït went down his throat

Omo he started vomitting uncontrollably like heavy vomitting and some women in thw his staryed vomitting too Omo I quickly lot another Benson so I don't vomit room the driver and conduct came over an reach begged me for a stick too because the sight was too horrifying ...

Water u stool shīt hard shīt , shīt with maggots the guy hasmd swallow all types.

We diverted the bus into a near by in okene looking for hospital o..

That event still gives me nightnares sha
that's a horror movie
Foreign AffairsRe: Is China Having A Coup & Is Xi Jinping Under House Arrest? What You Should Know by DelphiOracle(m): 10:46pm On Sep 24, 2022
BigDawsNet:
If its true, Then the Chiness gov wey Nigeria owe doesn't exist anymore


Loan cancelled bii dat
hahahaha
Christianity EtcRe: If Colonial Masters Didn't Introduce Christianity Will We All Have Gone To Hell by DelphiOracle(m): 10:06am On Sep 18, 2022
What about those that died before the Colonia era? Will they all go to hell fire?



No they won't anyways.
For one thing, there is no hell fire and they are the ones Acts 24v 15 refers to as the unrighteous. They too will be raised up.
ComputersRe: TECNO Unveils Megabook T1 10th Generation Laptop by DelphiOracle(m): 4:34pm On Sep 05, 2022
superCleanworks:
This is neat.
by the way, where is Zinox and Omatek ?
I really had high hopes for them.
ah my dear Omatek. Did my IT in that company then. The owner's death and some other factors led to the downfall of the company
FamilyRe: I Lost My Wife (a Nairalander) by DelphiOracle(m): 3:19pm On Sep 02, 2022
LOVEGINO:
My Her gentle soul rest in perfect peace cry
sorry dear
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Supporter Sacked After Attending 2-Million-Man March In Port Harcourt by DelphiOracle(m): 2:58pm On Sep 02, 2022
Melvin56:
it was her off day
then the sacking does not have anything to do with the rally
TravelRe: Man Who Beat Traffic Light In Lagos Got A ₦20K Penalty Text Message by DelphiOracle(m): 9:33am On Aug 26, 2022
Yankiss:
Wow, we are getting there. Digital. So, they tracked him ba. grin Next time he will think twice before beating traffic to a party. The next is to ensure the 20k being paid is not diverted to personal purse. Once the controls are in place like this we are assured of getting better. No need for police chasing traffic offenders all over the place and possibly constituting a menace or causing accidents.
yes. We are moving in the right direction. His bank can deduct it immediately to the govt account. Case settled. Till next time.
SportsRe: UEFA Champions League Draw 2022/2023 On 25th August 2022 by DelphiOracle(m): 5:05pm On Aug 25, 2022
DenreleDave:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy

Man Utd will be in the same group with arsenal and barcelona..

Ronaldo will be champions league highest goal scorer once again

This have I seen...........
where is your brother the false prophet abi na ur other account be this?
BusinessRe: FG Blocks Mobile Payment, Telecoms Network Access To Online Loan Firms by DelphiOracle(m): 9:12am On Aug 19, 2022
OneMillionBTC:
Loan sharks started because the institutions established to give loans are not functioning. You have been banking with XYZ bank for the past 10years yet they can't give you a loan of 100k. You will fill forms, write application letter, visit the bank and yet they will tell you they can't give you loan of 100k even when your yearly volume is 2M except you have a landed property as security.

Do you have a salary account with us? Meaning only salary account owners can access loans easier. Do you know the percentage of salary account owners in Nigeria to the general populace ?

It is fraud if you ask me, that the banks collect monies from CBN on the ground that they want to give out loans to Nigerians only to use the money for their branch opening and personal business. CBN too is terrible, they can't enforce loan policies on the banks and ensure it gets to the citizens.

If bank loans are accessible to Nigerians, No one will use these loan shark with their ridiculous interest rate.

This means FG is fighting the wrong fight, no need for all these, Nigerians need loan, they can even use the loan sharks for these services if the banks are failing, just regulate their interest rate and how they embarrass defaulters.
wish u can lay this complain to the appropriate quarter.
CelebritiesRe: Jason Njoku & Wife, Mary Marry For 2nd Time In Maldives (video) by DelphiOracle(m): 8:23pm On Aug 12, 2022
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Congratulations
Just imagine a real niggar keyboarding from Maldives

I swear that ip would be so strong

Mark Zuckerberg go confuse
where have you been?
SportsRe: SuperCup: Real Madrid Vs Eintracht Frankfurt (2-0) FT by DelphiOracle(m): 10:08pm On Aug 10, 2022
Front page pls
Christianity EtcRe: Woman Teaches Married Couple How To Pray During Sex For God's Blessing At Orgasm by DelphiOracle(m): 7:13am On Aug 09, 2022
Successfulben:
This woman is a HELL CANDIDATE. Even as a married couple there are sex positions that are not biblical. The only acceptable style that heaven recommends is the missionary style cos as christians we are commanded to preach the gospel to the far ends of the Earth. So by implication we are all missionaries.
where missionary style dey for inside bible?
SportsRe: Premier League To Introduce Mandatory Sexual Consent Training For All Players by DelphiOracle(m): 6:14am On Aug 09, 2022
This is serious
SportsRe: Birmingham 2022: Joseph Umoafia Claims Bronze In Men's Weightlifting Event by DelphiOracle(m): 2:50pm On Jul 31, 2022
bolacode:
Yoruba still leads
must u say this? Very disgusting
SportsRe: WAFCON 2022: I’m Proud Of My Team – Super Falcons Coach, Waldrum by DelphiOracle(m): 5:27pm On Jul 15, 2022
Rikze:
What?

So you are proud of that rubbish outing? The only good thing was they won, otherwise, the team played better against Burundi.

A team that couldn't complete three straight passes...


The Cameroonians were the better side but unfortunately they lost the match.
my brother u talk well. What's wrong with Nigerians and mediocrity?
It hurts to see that super falcons still play like this? No improvement at all
SportsRe: Raheem Sterling Signed For Chelsea by DelphiOracle(m): 10:51pm On Jul 09, 2022
I no fit wrap my head over this kind transfer.

E dey somehow for me
SportsRe: 2022 Women's Africa Cup Of Nations - Who Wins This by DelphiOracle(m): 5:10pm On Jul 02, 2022
Will gotv show this tournament?
SportsRe: Brazil 2002 Squad Reunite To Celebrate 20th Anniversary Of World Cup Triumph by DelphiOracle(m): 4:36pm On Jul 02, 2022
madjune:
Ronaldinho went to that world cup to enjoy himself.

Dude smiled in every match, unseriouslly wrecking havoc with every natural touch he made.

Gawd. Any footballer wished to be like him.
even when dey gave him red card. Against england
SportsRe: Brazil 2002 Squad Reunite To Celebrate 20th Anniversary Of World Cup Triumph by DelphiOracle(m): 4:28pm On Jul 02, 2022
arantess:
Guy why lying na

The match was 8pm abi na night mass una do??
that's not true. Nobody in Nigeria watched 2002 wc match in the night.
SportsRe: Richard Odoh - Nigeria's 16 Year Old Exceptional Goal Keeper by DelphiOracle(m): 9:41am On Jun 25, 2022
[quote author=CalabarPikin post=114137570]This is how they'll see the raw talent now and still abandon him for a senator slot when the need arises....smh


Who remember the one time U17 keeper who save almost all the penalties shootout against Spain (De Gea)..huhhuh??

Where is he today Vs De Gea who conceived all the goals that day..huh
CrimeRe: Owo Massacre: CAN Calls For Legalisation Of Firearms For Nigerians by DelphiOracle(m): 8:54am On Jun 12, 2022
The truth is if they legalize weapons, there will be totally madness. N death rate will increase
PoliticsRe: Group Carpets Mary Ikoku For Questioning Dan Okeke's Victory At Abia APC Primary by DelphiOracle(m): 11:55am On Jun 04, 2022
Is she related to alvan Ikoku?
SportsRe: FIBA Throws D’tigress Out Of 2022 World Cup After Fg’s Withdrawal by DelphiOracle(m): 5:31pm On Jun 02, 2022
Grinch41:
This is what happens when you have dunderheads in charge of the affairs of an organization.

I can bet that in 2years time there'll be no change.We are complete jokes in Nigeria.
yes. Even after 2yrs nothing will happen. Besides, when is Biharis tenure coming to an end?
CrimeRe: We Took Oath Over Timothy Adegoke Death – Hilton Hotel Receptionist by DelphiOracle(m): 1:23pm On May 26, 2022
IkeIgboNile:
It may not have been ritual killing as earlier thought but it seems like the hotel management panicked and decomposed the body without the authorities been notified.

Something similar happened in my community, the lady died in the hotel room and her lover ran away without telling anyone,when the hotel management went and threw her corpse into a river without informing the authorities but as fate could have it, the man returned with police officers only to discover that the corpse was missing.
wow. What a story
PhonesRe: GB Whatsapp Ban by DelphiOracle(m): 8:02pm On May 25, 2022
Y Roma match no dey fp
SportsRe: LIVE- Barcelona 0 - 3 Lyon: Women champions league by DelphiOracle(m): 9:49pm On May 21, 2022
This should be on front page.
SportsRe: Kylian Mbappe Turns Down Real Madrid, To Remain At Paris Saint-Germain by DelphiOracle(m): 4:25pm On May 21, 2022
This is heartbreaking ooo

I hope this news is not true
PoliticsRe: Gunshots As Hoodlums Attack Soldiers At Kano Explosion Scene by DelphiOracle(m): 2:27pm On May 17, 2022
Smoke55:
Lolz the headline thou!
I tire ooo

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