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Better go join porn industry.

All those old women wey people dey claim say dem fall from sky on there way to witch meeting, na dis thing dey do them oh, and its on the rise in Nigeria.

You never enter Kano sun before ba?

if women were physically stronger than men ehn? they would beat us to stupor at the slightest provocation, that gender sha

This write up should be on the front page not davido matters.

this boy never collect him injection finish for Aro.

God protect me from the demon of rise and fall, this one na grass to grace to grass..

How much dem pay you?

When they tell you to follow african religion gods and forget about the white mans own, they won't tell you that there god is a blood sucking vermin that will also put them in alife of bondage.

Thats crazy, go back to the area without your car and make enquiries about the accident that happened last night, DO NOT GO TO NIGERIAN POLICE STATION i beg you.

Seme people don join nairaland? abi which kind english be dis nah

GOD is good congratulations.

Talawaka:
So Babajide Akeredolu, who studied Engineering but has very limited work experience in the field, is now the DG of the state’s Performance and Project Implementation Monitoring Unit (PPIMU)?

Herein lies the problem with Nigeria.

this people are all the same i'm really angry right now.

NovesaTillie:
What has my profile picture got to do with the issue

?!?!

This man really disappointed me personally.

You need help, is dat why your pic is a naked porn star? With your bullshit stories

Sad

MikkyT1:
If your pull out game not tight nko....and besides those little sticky liquid at first instance is enough to get a lady pregnant...I stand to be corrected anyways....

if pull out game is weak and you dont like condom then you have to go to the advanced level of cycle monitoring i.e knowing the safe and unsafe days.

BafanaBafana:
Married people?

Yes!! Birth control hardly works for africans rather there is a high prevalence of side effects from extreme obesity,to outright damage of the reproductive system, a research has been done on this matter, see the instance above now extreme bleeding,,,best option is always pull out or cd.

BafanaBafana:
Pulling out or using condom on the wife doesn't seem right bros

people that are doing it know thats the safest and best form of family planning, not drugs and injections.

Cover it up with that transparent cellotape overnight for two weeks starving it of air until it dries up.

U chop fresh catfish wey dey waka for road? People get mind oh

This early morning,? with all the things happening in the country?

Dabliss02:
what about lekki tollgate massacre?

what about it?

Money can be good or evil depending on the hands of the beholder.

1Sharon:
Did you ask the same question to people that died in a collapsed church?

where would u rather die between the two?

Its sad but there is a precedence of breach of tenancy agreement from easterners. as a lawyer 80% of the tenancy cases that get to the courts have people from the east as tenants, the particular case i'm on now the tenant an igbo guy locked up the shop he rented one year after his tenancy expired and refused to hand over the keys, he has even gone to another area to rent a new shop andhe is just punishing the landlord because of minor squabbles,,maybe thats why landlords are afraid. IMO

How she go take explain for heaven now?

EjaikreTheViper:
Afonja thief

tell us something did he steal from you?

I know this man wey fight mazi and segalink because he wants to show he is holy, everybody has a skeleton in their cupboard na woman be him own wahala.

sharpwriter:
Very wicked and unrealistic. Is she blind or deaf not to know what's going on? I have a friend who now lives in his own apartment and despite that his wife sometimes make use of fire wood because of sapa and this wasn't my friend's suggestion, just the wife's initiative to safe money for other use. She cooks the food and everyone dey happy and go their different places.

When I recently filled 5kg gas which flew from 3500 to 3750 and the last time 4000 naira, my woman had to test out an idle charcoal stove at home cos everything just dey crazy from her view.

The gas man later told us that a bag of charcoal of 800 naira is now 3700 because people are now demanding for it. Also some fill half or quarter gas level of the original size.

As for this guy's wife, does she even contribute anything at all, and whether yes or no, has she no improvisation? Na her likes go push husband go join bad clique just to satisfy her.

The husband suppose relegate her back to Abacha days where the use of sawdust for cooking was the order of the day because we are fast approaching those days again.

just imagine, marriage is supposed to be a place of comfort not unending stress, no wonder some men commit suicide.

Slawomir when he says damnnn niggar..