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Well Genie Yar'Adua,

1) I wish for a bottle of Moet for the weekend.

2) I wish for every other Nigerian, home and abroad to be poorer than me.

3) Finally, I wish em, lemme see, I wish Dick Cheney would be American President for the next 8 years.

@MILITIA

Yes ma. You are right. You see there is this Club Freedom investment, some kind of Ponzi Program.

You invest $220 and get $8,000 + $6,000 in just a couple of months. That's an investment multiplied by 70 within a year.

So it is certain that Yar'Adua investing N12 million in 2006 will yield N850 million by early 2007.
Nigerians invest in these financial deals all the time and smile to the bank. So why not Yar'Adua?

It is just unfortunate that a lot of his assets were tied down in bonds and shares. If he had "wisely" invested the whole N150 million in Club Freedom or Egold over the years, the man would have made N10 billion each year. So today Yar'Adua would have been declaring N80 billion CASH today.

I'm even hoping Yar'Adua can invest Nigeria's $45 billion foreign reserves in FOREX TRADING, E-GOLD and CLUB FREEDOM so that by the end of the year, Nigeria can declare $3 trillion foreign reserves.

I wonder why the CBN hasn't thought of this. That stupid Soludo.

That is what I referred to as neo-colonialist superiority complex of the Jandon.

email!

@9ja4eva

you mean its not enough for them to get arrested?

Suspects are politely invited for interrogation and they refuse to show up. So you still think that is not enough to get them arrested?

@stivin

well, people see michael jackson and they faint, but people see pastor Chris and he makes them faint!

Can I get a Pastor chris autograph.

i feel good!

This the ONE wey all of una dey wait for so, when e come, who go come get am? Abi na all of una wan marry am?

I just dey watch CNN wey dem dey talk Conrad Black matter. Them just go back memory lane to remind us of other big boys (fraudwise).

The amounts these people defraud is fit for only God to mention.

How much e chop sef wey dem wan give am almost 30 years. E no even reach $300 million.
What about baba Enron wey chop $30 billion. So tay baba Enron been wan use Tinubu chop Lagos that time. Una don forget the Enron/Tinubu IPP?

Una dey talk fraudulent like say any Nigerian don ever defraud to the level of $30 billion?

Nigerians, stop hyping yourselves.

Where Nigerians dey when them kenneth Lay dey chop the whole Los Angeles more than $30 billion?
Where naija dey when John Rigas (81 years old at the time of the crime) dey defraud more than $2 billion?

Dennis Kozlowski defraud to the extent he could afford a shower curtain for $6,000. A bloody shower curtain! Em, and Persian Rug of $190,000! That's money for 100 yahoo boys.


Abeg Nigeria dey learn fraud. I been think say Nigeria dey try till I saw a recap of the father of all frauds on CNN. Maybe by the next 10 years, Nigeria go reach where US and Australia are.
But for now, we still dey learn.

O God! I been think say lizzy don naked enter market.

@TayoD

no be me talk say Iran go make nuclear weapon in a couple of years. Na your people for Israel:


http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070710/wl_mideast_afp/mideastisraeliran_070710184742


davidylan, when I say "see brown goat",
you say "No! Na goat wey brown"

Oya, SEE BROWN GOAT.

orueh!

Skinny chicks are ugly. Full bodied chicks, Yeeeaaahh!

I guess the crazy people that rated slim chicks are the sexiest are white right? Same people that feel skinning people alive is fun abi?

@MILITIA

I say na OBJ kill JFK. You know see how dem rhyme?

OBJ
JFK.

Confirmed! sure baba. Sure banker.

Na even OBJ cause Global Warming.

@debosky

I say some Nigerians in here can link OBJ to the JFK assassination.

I don't see anything extreme about trying to share the body count equally. I think what you should call me is FAIR.

An extremist is someone who justifies 3,000 dead people with the blowing up 100,000 people and killing another 500,000 and in the process, losing the lives of 3,500 of the soldiers sent to carry out these atrocities. That is an extremist. That is the average American.

No one is a fountain of knowledge? No please I beg to differ. davidylan you are a fountain of knowledge. You know everything. Because I was talking about an event which I was well aware but you came and refuted that it ever took place so you are a fountain of knowledge. You know even without checking or confirming.


caesium-137 can be used to make the device dangerous? In order words caesium-137 can be used to weaponise it?
I say "see brown goat." you say "No. Na goat wey brown"

is this the new cloak you want to use to disguise your ignorance? Admit it, you really sounded moronic there didn't you? Say it deep in your heart even if you cannot be bold enough to tell us how foolish you've been, you know it yourself.


By the way if an X-ray machine got stolen, I wouldn't bother my head. But JUDGE Bush would deploy satellites to scan the beaches and bays of the US and Asia as he did in this case. Or did you not read to that part? That he deployed satellite scans for fear that the US or its citizens would come under attack when the nuclear device stolen from Nigeria has been fully weaponised?


By the way, I see you have learnt some new words. They add some spice to your argument but you still come out as a hapless idiot:


"radioative material - material that is radioactive."
(this makes me wonder if you honestly believe that nuclear materials are not radioactive materials. So it is still the same "see brown goat", yet you say "No! Na goat wey brown!"


"what was lost in 2003 was not an explosive radioactive device (aka nuclear device) but merely a material that is radioative."
"it is the caesium that makes the device that was stolen dangerous"

Moyinoluwa Adenuga, if it were someone else who made these depositions, would you not say that they are mad? Because I am convinced that you are mad!

And what do you mean by dangerous? That it can be used to stab someone? Or that it can be used as a weapon that can kill several thousands?

So where's your whole centrifuge logic now? And which scientist told you it would take Iran decades to build a nuclear weapon? You're just a self-portrayed slowpoke.

@Bankole1

America has a foreign policy which is anti-Islamic. It doesn't just end there. They use this anti-Islamic foreign policy to bomb more than 100,000 Iraqis.

This justifies for about 100,000 Americans or people posing to be Americans or friends of America to be blown up to bits. I don't think the count has even reached 10,000 yet. So about 94,000 to go. Let's keep our fingers crossed.

Well, I personally feel that 2 states around Abuja should be evacuated and dedicated to this new ethnic group which is going to be made up of citizens with parents of more two different ethnic groups.

They only should be given welfare packages and other benefits from the state.

In fact, a citizen with 3 grand parents with different ethnic groups benefits more, and a citizen with 4 grand parents of different ethnic group is the ultimate Nigerian breed.

@tiiaaa

there's only one slot left for the last non-fraudulent Nigerian. Why are you trying to trick us into bringing in your whole clique. That is a fraudulent act. You're hereby disqualified.

@MILITIA

sorry that's what I meant jare. And if Nigeria was like America, Tony Blair would have welcomed Obasanjo's Third Term as a Novel idea. A new invention in modern politics.

@ThiefofHearts

I'm very certain that Nigerians will soon demand that Yar'Adua should Westernise or Englishise his name during international events since English is the most spoken international language.

I'm sure pronouncing his name can distract several leaders attending these events. And the name could be so difficult to pronounce and may even sound funny to some.

Maybe he could just change his name to Michael Stone. Well, I'm not saying it must be Michael Stone. Okay what about em, Henry Jones? Or Cletus Macaulay?

If Nigeria was like America, we would have bombed Cameroun and taken back Bakassi.

Besides need I mention Moyinoluwa Adenuga that it wasn't I that was ignorant enough to judged that the nuclear devices could be used to make nuclear weapons, it was your godfather, JUDGE Bush.

@Horus

I have no idea what you're talking about and I don't know where you're quoting me from because I'm seeing those words for the very first time.

Me, I mentioned Buddha's race? i must have been high on something I've done no research whatsoever on the race of Buddha, and thus I have no right to discuss it. Maybe you're quoting someone else.

www.partnershipforglobalsecurity.org/Projects%20and%20Publications/News/Nuclear%20News/2003/122200344708PM.html

http://odili.net/news/source/2004/sep/21/1.html

if you find out that I was telling the truth, then you should kneel down in the middle of your bedroom and slap that your dirty little mouth three times for your ignorance.

Radioactive material eh? Well you should see the analysis the US gave on how this NUCLEAR device could be weaponised. It was no different from the way they pinpointed nuclear weapons in Iraq using their satellites.

All in all, you're just a little slowpoke. You come here to mock me of "mysteriously missing nuclear device from Nigeria" which only I know about. Now you have found out it is true, your lips have become too heavy to apologise. Instead your piling more insults on me to conceal your ignorance.

You're spineless! Either admit that you were ignorant of these events and apologise for those that know, or continue to deny its occurrence and carry on basking in your ignorance.

www.partnershipforglobalsecurity.org/Projects%20and%20Publications/News/Nuclear%20News/2003/122200344708PM.html

http://odili.net/news/source/2004/sep/21/1.html

if you find out that I was telling the truth, then you should kneel down in the middle of your bedroom and slap that your dirty little mouth three times for your ignorance.

Radioactive material eh? Well you should see the analysis the US gave on how this NUCLEAR device could be weaponised. It was no different from the way they pinpointed nuclear weapons in Iraq using their satellites.

All in all, you're just a little slowpoke. You come here to mock me of "mysteriously missing nuclear device from Nigeria" which only I know about. Now you have found out it is true, your lips have become too heavy to apologise. Instead your piling more insults on me to conceal your ignorance.

You're spineless! Either admit that you were ignorant of these events and apologise for those that know, or continue to deny its occurrence and carry on basking in your ignorance.

We have to be very Godfearing and humble in every situation. Except Adedibu's demise. Even Bible talk say when the wicked "kpai" the "masses" rejoiceth.

So please let us start putting downpayments on massive champagne popping in case the dream comes true.

I'm personally prostrating to Osun to fastforward this man's time.