₦airaland Forum

Slavery is slavery. Nobody should come and tell us about designer slaves here.

Why do y'all always see the cup as half empty and hope it gets empty? I see the cup as half full and I'm going to make it overflowingly full.

I'll co-habit well. I did it before in school and now, when all the necessary resources have been put in the necessary places, I'll do it again.

If Mary and Joseph fit Co-habit, I no see who Holy pass.

It's fun and it makes you get to know your partner inside-out.

Because up there, where they're from, love is not a joke you tell to make a suitor feel happy. I grew up among Hausas and I know in sacred love can be. Throughout my life, I've only said "I love you" about 3 times and that alone is enough to show my infidelity.

Abeg God does not have slaves. If he does, then he's a sinner. If Allah has slaves, then Allah is a sinner. There is no justification of slavery. Even the status of God or Allah does not permit them to have slaves.

The staff with the minimum wage on God's payslip is a messenger and Jesus is not even a messenger.

Keep your religious beliefs within your religion.
Muslims should not tell Christians that Jesus is a Slave of God and Christians should not tell Muslims that Muhammed is a Son of God.

And Ifa priest should not tell muslims that Muhammed tried to Assassinate Oduduwa.

Beliefs are not interchangeable across religions. Like I always say, Stay One Place!

Odd? Or do you mean unique. Or do you mean special.

I really don't think any mentally stable engineer should partner on a project of forceful development of the Niger-Delta. This may be detrimental to their safety and lives.

I have suggested that what needs to be done is

1) implement the initial Obasanjo Plan. Place Ransoms of N1million each on the head of every Niger-Delta Terrorist. This literally means their HEAD. No whole bodies. That's like $8,000 each. Count me in.

2) Reactivate those bored Nigerian Soldiers that are only reliving the adventures of war through fond memories of Sierra Leone and Liberia. Give them new adventures in the Niger-Delta.

Don't mind me O! I'm just pointing out the truth. By the way, who even started this thread? I think in was meant to read:

Dress Code Of Nigerian Policians: A Thing of Grace.

I don't have much beef with our Yahoo boys. I often reply their mails. Most times, when they tell me about these huge amounts of money, I tell them that the Libyan and South African Governments have a financial office which helps to repatriate funds "no questions asked" and they retain 10%. So instead of giving me 20%, why not give a professional 10% and be guarantee of a 100% risk-free transaction.

Still they insist but I tell them am out of the country. So Ask them if I can call somebody I know working with the South African Government and they decline. In my final reply though. I point out their mistakes and urge them to be more professional or get a real job.

We are not saying that Mikel Obi should start wearing caftan to play national games.

We are not asking for Engineers to wear Aso-Oke while drilling for oil.

Abi have you seen a European wearing a suit at the beach? Have you seen US soldiers wearing jeans and T-shirts in Iraq?

What we are saying is that we should dress appropriately. Babanriga is adequate and very comfortable for meetings.

This story, though built on fallacies, is still very funny. I see where the "Ah! Ah!" comes from. Nigerian Journalists, instead of them to be writing scripts for Nollywood.

Jesus was not a slave of God. An MC remixing the Bible on top of a mountain 1500 years ago would have made a lot of errors.

By the way, Muhammed mentioned Isa. He didn't say Jesus. If you want to discuss Jesus, go to the Bible. If you want to discuss Isa, stick to your Koran.

Abi you expect me to quote where Oduduwa claimed that the leader of the Jihad in Saudi (Muhammed) tried to Assassinate him?

Abeg all this interreligious transfer of verses will not yield any result.

The man did a backflip?!!! You can't be serious. Does the healing come with an owners manual on acrobatics?

Hell, I've been walking for 27 years straight and I can't do a backflip. Maybe I need healing.

Children of zion, do not go out of your way to subject yourselves to the degradation and humiliation of the agents of Babylon all in the name of enquiry.

Desist from referring to thyselves as BLACK. This is the definition that Babylon has inflicted on the brains of Africans to rob them of their heritage and paint them BLACK.

I have told them about the Bnai Ephraim (yoruba jews) of Ondo, and the Ibo Benei Yisrael, the Ozubulu families of Anambra, descendants of the Zebulun tribe of Zion. I have showed them that all these tribes including those of the Malian, Ethiopian and Sudanese Jews who made up the ORIGINAL SEMITIC EMIGRATION FROM AFRICA.

Yet they choose to believe the Babylonians who have invaded the land of Jerusalem and are laying claim on our heritage. The Europeans who have copied our religions and tried for centuries to dreadlock their hair without success are now passing themselves off as us, meanwhile our people are here asking ridiculous questions and trying to mock us.

The world is in the grips of Babylon and the agents of Babylon. Self absorbed in its decadent lifestyle.

The agents of Babylon have infiltrated even within the children of Zion.

Amongst us they tarrieth. That they may destroy and condemn us, even as Judas condemn Christ into the hands of the enemy.

Yet as Christ knew the betrayer, before the betrayer knew himself, so we know in here are but some of them.

Our eyes have been opened and we can see the enemy clear.

The destruction of the agents of Babylon shall be no less than obliteration of Babylon itself.

Nations of The east rise to "mash down" Babylon then Zion shall rise, rise so high to proclaim the glory of God.

It is written that there shall be some of the Children of God in Babylon of whom will love the life of Babylon. O ye agent of Babylon, in whichever way or form, ye shalt be smote from the face of the earth and the Lord God shall restore Zion.

As the Lord God said:

"I will bring you back from captivity. I will gather you from all the nations and places which you have been banished and will bring you back to the place from which you were carried into exile."

I said Ibos are part of the Real Jews of Nri and Ozubulu from which THE ORIGINAL SEMITIC EMIGRATION FROM AFRICA took place but somebody in Nairaland wanted to kill me. How do you account for this their lifestyle and behaviour similar to those of the true jews in the Bible? I said it that the European jews we see today in Israel are fakes but people wanted to slit my throat.


Anyway, to the matter at hand, Jesus, my ancestor.

The Europeans have proven for years that Ham, the son of Noah is African. But they were afraid that would mean Noah too was African, so they lied through the "HAMITIC MYTH" that the curse on Ham was what made him become African.

Now they have started to discover that Shem in fact, was African too. So what are they going to say? That there was a curse that Africanised Shem too?


When I complain that these Europeans converted to Jews claiming Israel are not being fair, they say I'm anti-Semitic how the Zap can I be anti-Semitic to you when I'm actually the Semite?

Well, for those of you who do not know that truly, Shem is one of our ancestors, you better search on google and find out what the ORIGINAL SEMITIC EMIGRATION FROM AFRICA is. Search on google! These facts are being gradually erased from the internet.


Now, if Ham is an African and Shem Is an African, you will have to wonder about Noah himself. You'd have to wonder about Abraham, Jacob, Solomon and David. Then you would want to wonder when Jesus was converted to "WHITE".


It was when the Romans under the Emperor Constantine himself decided to convert to Christianity as the imperial religion. During the Nicene Conference, they decided that rather than Worship a Semitic Jesus, why don't they just convert him into a Caucasoid. Afterall, they'd tried. They'd converted from Idolatory to Christianity. Why can't one man just convert from Semitic to European? And afterall even the Semitic people whom he came for, they didn't care about him. In fact, they rejected him. So why not? This was how Jesus became "BORN AGAIN" from African one day to European the very next morning without his consent or even his presence, 300 years after his death.


For those of you that say it doesn't really matter, I'm afraid you are very lost. If it didn't matter, he wouldn't have been converted to white in the first place. If the truth didn't matter, a lot of Bishops wouldn't have been killed before, during and after the Council of Nicea to hide it.
If the truth didn't matter, Jesus himself would not have said that the truth would set you free.


Go into the Egyptian pyramids and see the writings and painting about Israelite slaves. Are there any "white" people there?

This is the same Grand Deception that made them try to convince us that the ancient Egyptians too were European. They just wished so much that Cleopatra and the Pharoahs were Europeans that even when they went into the tombs and found out otherwise, they still kept on lying. Thank God however that the Pyramids were so valuable that they didn't destroy them to hide the truth.


When more than 40,000 jews were found with ancient Torahs, speaking languages littered with Amharic in Nri (pronounced by the Europeans as Eri) and of the Ozubulu family (pronounced Zebulun by the Europeans) and they named them among the LOST TRIBES OF ISRAEL.
Lost?! We never went anywhere. It's you who is lost. What family did you descend from, because you look kinda different.


Anyway, the "Israelis" came and donated a whole library of books to them. Books with new knowledge that would teach them that they, the Ozubulus, the Nris and also the Bnei Ephraim of Ondo descended from these new European Jews.

Well, then how can this be possible when all of science has shown us that the original people on Earth were Africans before several Albino mutations who were made outcast, migrated from the main populations, intermarried, stabilised their genetic make-up and now became the Caucasian. So how come only the Yoruba Bnei Ephraim and the Ibo Bnei Yakov (Jacob=Israel) reconverted back?


Then forget all these fancy names they keep giving them. Go and find out the real Amharic (Aramaic) names of these biblical characters and you will see that they are African Names. Jesus, Emmanuel, Isaac, Jacob, John the Baptist, Moses, Abel, David, Solomon. All these are fake names designed to Europeanise our ancestors even more. They have real African names.


JESUS (YESHUA HA' MESHIACH ) WAS AFRICAN whether you accept it or not is your own kettle of fish.

So this machine don enter Africa. We're finished.

The invisible man?

Yeah some Nigerians pay tax, but others are no different from those "buzu" from Niger, begging all over the streets of Nigeria.

The difference is just the level of corporateness of the begging.

I blame the people that do not make and meaningful contribution towards nation building besides just working for their mouths.

NLC that was misyarning about protecting the workers interest, have they approached an independent auditor to validate Yar'adua's assets?

Have the unions been mandated by their members to review the government's roadmap towards making Nigeria among the top 20 countries in the world by 2020?

The people do nothing, the government does almost nothing, yet the people blame the government.

Omo! That means if I carry one bunch of banana go Zimbabwe, them go just make me "Baale" automatically.

You're thinking futuristic when Andy Uba has already started it. Thank God he was removed. More than:

N1,000,000,000,000
=
$8,000,000,000.

85% of responsibility goes to Nigerians jare.

Well, I really don't know how. I've written a couple of songs too but no way to market. Maybe we should use Nairaland. Afterall, that's why it's called Nairaland

Later, some terrorists will claim they are marginalised.

@Seun

Nigerians don't want action. They want to see activity.

They should tell me what Gordon Brown has been doing since he became prime Minister.

They should tell me what Sarkozi has been doing since he became president.

Abeg, Nigerians' problem is beyond God.

Na wah O! I think GOvernment should be renamed MANverment because a lot of people like looking at the government as GOD.

Government is only a referee. It is not supposed to actively take part. It makes and keeps the rules and regulations.

The man invested his governorship salary in e-gold and forex.

The man gathered his 8 years salary, approximately N16 million and invested in e-gold. At an investment-return rate of N5,000- N250,000. He invested N16 million and got N850 million.

Validate that and see.

@initiator

well, I guess Seun should have read the reference. However, I am among those advocating for some kind of cyber "koboko" or "e-koboko" because if you see the kind of plagiarism in some parts of Nairaland, afraid go grip you.

At least I still have some basic rights. Do you even have the right to chose your leader? Are you even allowed to vote on departmental issues?

Better rest now so you can have energy to stand in line tomorrow.

I remember a song from a couple of years back, went "so amazing how this world was made. I wonder if God is a woman" and personally, I haven't stopped wondering since.


After taking a couple of years to ponder upon the origin of life and the reasons why, every conclusion led me the more to realise that the search for life's origins led to the derivation of theological theorems in various cultures that gave birth to the phenomenon today known as God.


That this "God" is an idea that came to man in an attempt to explain his raison d'etre. To fulfill his desire of finding meaning.


Now everything that seems to supercede the abilities or understanding of man was referred to God through prayers and various other forms of spiritual consultations including fasting and tourisms or if you wish, pilgrimages to holy places.


So coming to this end, realising this God is but a creation from figments of the human imagination in an attempt at self definition and also in search of a shoulder for solace when all else fails, I decide that it may just be one luxury I really couldn't afford at that point in my life.


Anyway, at the end of the day, as we grow wiser, the truth is everyone needs God and everyone has a right to choose a god. (check it up in the declaration of human rights).
The buddhist deep in his heart prays for the hindu and muslim to one day see the light. In the same vein, the jew hopes the christian and the pagan would someday turn back and seek eternal life by the Torah.


Well, It occurred some while last year as I went in search of various groups and individuals of varying religious inclinations. I stumbled upon a vast number as I have never imagined worshipping forgotten gods.


I personally have always found comfort and solace in water. At the beach, when it rains, when I cry, I feel some kind of divine connection.
So I consulted the oracle which told me that it was only the calling of my Orisa; Osun goddess of beauty, fertility and amity. Known to the greeks as Aphrodite.


PS: God in general is an African concept. Abraham, Jesus, Moses Noah. All are Africans.

Just the same way the "white" man takes crude oil from Nigeria and Imports Petrol, so did they take Christianity and Judaism from Africa and modernised it into what they now imported into Africa during colonization.

The only true religion that isn't directly of African origin is Islam. Yet Islam itself is just a remix of Judaism and Christianity by an Arab MC on a mountain.


So at the end of the day, Christianity, Judaism, Islam are all our religions. We just have to cleanse them of the idolatory corruption they have been tainted with.


By the way, as for the individual who talked about idol worship, the Image of that white guy on your cross? What do you call it? Those many pictures. Please stop endorsing European idols and condemning African ones.

For you to really know that we are the true owners of these ways of worship as handed down by God, look at the white people. They are already tired of God. They cannot sustain any of these religions because it is not really their culture. Only the Arabs still manage to hold on to Islam because the created it themselves.

But see the way Africa has rooted itself deep in Christianity, you will realise that Jehovah has come back home.

All religions of African origin are true including Christianity and Judaism.

eiyah. Have so come back from lining up at the greencard office? So no hope again this year? And no wonder wive people are complaining about welfare. Some foreigners are now benefitting far more than the citizens. Anywhere naija go, they must always show self.

Well take heart.