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Whatever happened to sexsinners

I do that and she will think I just cheated on her with her sister or best friends. No thanks.

It didn't matter where you are, but most people start small and struggle for a while till a breakthrough. There are success stories everywhere, however its tougher abroad where many Nigerians are either not citizens already or don't have those deep family connections or network.
I have worked cutting grass and having dog shit over my face, and that is as a graduate but today I'm a very happy man. It took longer than planned but it happened.

Idowuogbo: Calm ur gums mehn! It reach dis kian level?

My apologies, I went too far.

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Idowuogbo: FAIL!

abeg comot for road, wannabe wife. Go find person wey go marry you and stop taking panadol for another person's headache.

The pixs the OP posted are those of his sister. His real sweetheart is a guy. Folks, CrownPrince is queer, that's why he can't name his partner.

What did you do to him? Why is he still bitter about you?

One day broke men like me will find true love. Amen.

My favorite iron ever. Nothing beats it.

Also, lots of people say they trust their partners but its all talk. Many really don't . In a lot of cases, that trust only comes as a result of either knowing you partner well enough or the partner having passed some test.

Haha much better write-up. I answered your question already, he wasn't testing you but used that line to get away with the fact that he fked up.

Yes, you can test someone you love and trust. People do it everyday. I'm not here to judge whether it is a good idea or not, but people do it a lot and for different reasons.

First of all, learn to write proper English. It is a pain reading thru your write-up. In the world of auto correct, don't be scared to spell.

No he f..ked up and he is using the test as an excuse. I can't blame him though,he was just too Hot to control himself. Its obvious he has been starved of punny. Few men cab think straight in that condition.

What's the idea behind the law?

[quote author=temmy.m3]Am sure this was written by an oyinbo man cos some things are different when it comes to naija girls esp. the loki ones

In my country Naija,
When she walks from you mad and u follow her, na word u wan hear, Na public disgrace go end the matter for both of u.

U cant kiss her when she starts cursing at u my broda, oyinbo's curses are light and flexible, but Naija curses are thunder in the making, u wont even have the chance to say I love you when she pours acient curses Yoruba,Igbo or Hausa language.

When she pulls away, pull her back... Get ready for a hot slap my guy

Grab her and dont let go when she hits or pushes u.. Hmmmm, igbo kwenu, if thick igbo girl pushes u, then u should quickly find somethin nearby to hold on to before u fall yakata for ground
Offend Lasgidi downtown girl and she hits u with let say, a bottle on your head.. U dont wanna imagine whats gonna happen

When she's scared, protect her... Depends on what got her scared of o. This is Naija, not Holywood movie, where she is scared of one of her teddybears.


When you break her heart [ the pain NEVER really goes away .. That is if u hav even got the chance to break her heart first!

When she ignores you.... SEND HER RECHARGE CARDS or renew her BBS

When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it & sleep with it for a night] ... I trust my fellow NL guys, If your GF steals your face cap, na here u go rush come to create the topic ''MY GF STOLE MY CAP What should i do"

When she says its over [ she STILL wants you to be hers ] ... **Coughing** I ll be right back[/quote]LMAO

Join the seminary. More women to go around.

She is a cheat and deserved every bit of shame and indignity that comes her way.

Marry her.

Dude, you got this all wrong. This is taking religion way too seriously. That is not the way to go about convincing someone to marry you.
First of all, consider this, the lady is quite deceitful. She knew the guy she wanted, and also knew she would go for him whether or not 'prayers' choose him or not.
Why are you so desperate for this girl? Are you so poor/non-charismatic/no game that you can't get another lady and you are so keen on this very one.
Would you like the girl to marry you and then cheat on you with any of the other two guys on the side?
All you need to know is this: she is not into you. Go find someone else that will appreciate you.


PS: sorry I don't have the time to organize my thots right now.
Good luck

I don't see whats wrong with it. If two adults decide to date, it's their business. The success or failure depends on both of them and not on whoever was instrumental to them dating. Its their call not you.

Agbero

ermmmm be right back

I Hate 9ja: @ fulaman and fbs thanks for ur comments and advice.@ deniyor are u jealous,or are u a bush man(just joking oooo) @least u should av read magzines,heards storied from xpreienced fellas,guess u are so local,mehn u need to upgrade oooooo.U need to pray hard 4 u to know God's plans for ur lyf and thereby discovering ur potencials and ur destiny,so that u dont waste ur tym fishing in unproductive or fishless river.goin to russia and getting a wife there is not impossible for God.thanks

I Hate 9ja: u aint God and in no position to know anything about my future,tell me what do u av.eda o la ro pin.i dont know who u are sir niether do u knw who i am,we dont need to be harsh on each other,and mind u sir one man food is another man's poison,what u like might not be my choice, its a free world as u av prayed so do.sir even if u do money rituals i wld be far better than u IJN.are u jimoh ibrahim,femi otedola or who.tell me

You sir, made things personal with your first post referencing me. What was all that crap about potential and destiny, unproductive and fishless rivers. You think you are better or more knowledgeable than me cos you want a Russian wife on one of your numerous bids to get out of naija? In a faceless forum, you should treat people with respect and not assume everyone is as wretched as you or worse!

Dude never leave naija, he is yarning dust already.

I Hate 9ja: @ fulaman and fbs thanks for ur comments and advice.@ deniyor are u jealous,or are u a bush man(just joking oooo) @least u should av read magzines,heards storied from xpreienced fellas,guess u are so local,mehn u need to upgrade oooooo.U need to pray hard 4 u to know God's plans for ur lyf and thereby discovering ur potencials and ur destiny,so that u dont waste ur tym fishing in unproductive or fishless river.goin to russia and getting a wife there is not impossible for God.thanks

You just got quite personal. Is it becos you managed to leave the shores of naija (assuming you did) that you think you are above everyone? Now your user id is you hate your own country! Why don't you go marry a russian so you can become one and see what experience you will get.
You think you know me. You need to focus the prayers on yourself cos what I have achieved so far in my little time in this world, I seriously doubt you will smell a 1/3rd of it in your lifetime. Wth do you know about unproductive rivers? You do not need to be so power hungry or brag to make yourself sleep better at night.
Dumb fool

how the f..k are we supposed to knw? Gerrrrouttt!!!!

I just can't stop laughing everytime I paint the picture in my mind

The one that fuucks you right is the one!

It doesn't matter what advice you get from here, the first thing you will have to decide is if you want a divorce or you are willing to go through whatever it takes to make your marriage work. Afterall, its your marriage and its yours to make or quit.

If you decide you want to quit it, go through the legal process.

If you decide you want to make it work, then you have a lot of work ahead of you.
First you need to sit down with your hubby and talk heart to heart. Figure out what the underlying issue is and you must both decide to do what it takes to get your marriage back on track.

When a man gets mad at everything you do, starts keeping late night there is something really bothering him deeply. It may be you and/or your marriage but its not the end of the world. You invite trouble into your marriage when you don't work on it continuously. Many men can't handle stress well and as humans, we take out our stresses on the people closest to us.

Talk and find out whats wrong, find out what he wants - go back to dating 101. Take his mind to the good times you used to have especially when you were still dating.
Work on your sex life. Don't take anything for granted. As you know, a couple's happiness depends on each other so don't be selfish about his happiness either. Even though he is selfish at the moment, you have to realise that someone has to take charge and act the grown up.That person right now has to be you.

There are many great advice here already on how to keep your marriage alive. Remember, "this too shall pass"

All the best and pray too. I pray it works out for you.