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RomanceRe: Pls Help Me,my Girlfriend Is Still In Contact Wit Her Ex by deniyor: 2:24am On Feb 01, 2012
dump her - she is better off
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Asked For A Surprise.what Can I Do? by deniyor: 1:27am On Feb 01, 2012
steal some corny poem from the internet and present it as yourself.
It's free too.
RomanceRe: She Need Your Help by deniyor: 9:56pm On Jan 31, 2012
, lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: She Drank At The Party! by deniyor: 3:13pm On Jan 31, 2012
As for me, his azz is going to jail and deportation next. He has crossed a line he shouldn't hv.
RomanceRe: She Drank At The Party! by deniyor: 3:08pm On Jan 31, 2012
It is always fun to attend an African party in the western world when you are an African, especially a wedding party because each party is always trying to outshine the last. So at this particular one, dude had all the works! Limo, Hummer, etc, People came from far and near, beautiful people I must say and the after party was off the chains. Over four hundred people dancing drinking and having fun till early hours of the morning. At about 2am Sam has had enough fun and ready to go home and sleep because the wedding actually started since 2pm. But his girlfriend/live-in –partner Sandra still wants to party,
so the tired Sam left Sandra with his close friend Dennis and asked him to drop her off at his place on his way home.

Sandra and Dennis continued drinking and partying till 4am and finally left when the party was almost over. By this time both Sandra and Dennis were drunk, so Dennis took her home. Sandra later woke up to find herself on Dennis’s bed. Surprised, she asked why he didn’t take her home. He replied that he was too drunk and could barely make it to his own place. So Sandra went to the bathroom to freshen up, and there she found semen all over her Private Part. She rushed out screaming, asking Dennis what he had done. Even as she was screaming and cursing, Dennis denied ever touching or doing anything to her. She phoned Sam her boyfriend, crying over the phone. When Sam arrived, it didn’t take long for Dennis to finally admit that he had intercourse with Sandra while she was half asleep (She obviously must have thought it was Sam)



After punching and hitting Dennis as hard as he could, Sam called more people to alert them of what was going on and before you know it the place was jam packed. Really enraged by this, Sam wanted the case reported to the police, because he is not about to allow the rape go away easily. But then his African brothers started begging him not to alert the police. They did all they could to persuade him not to report this to the police. Why are they doing this you ask? Well the surprising thing about all this is Dennis is illegal! And his country men don’t want him jailed and later deported. So apart from Sam and his girlfriend Sandra it seems like every other person there was against alerting the police because they kept on begging the couple. Finally the couple reluctantly agrees to let go till they all meet again at their monthly “Meeting” where most of their country men would be present to trash this thing because Sam is not about to let this matter go easily.
Exactly one month after the incident Sam and Sandra discovered she is PREGNANT! (From the rape!) What are they going to do?

Culled from the link angry
RomanceRe: Men Are Just So Impossible To Please! >:( by deniyor: 8:30am On Jan 31, 2012
grin grin grin Its the lunatic OP that started it lipsrsealed lipsrsealed. I'm the victim trying to fight back here cry
RomanceRe: Men Are Just So Impossible To Please! >:( by deniyor: 2:54am On Jan 31, 2012
booqee:
deavicky, u're not funny. Infact very dry. U can now leave my thread. Thanks! tongue

@deniyor. I know making such silly statement ain't entirely ur fault. I blame d security who allowed u escape from that psychiatric hospital when u haven't even completed ur treatment.
I doubt u've taken ur drugs tonight.

I wonder if its a crime to post what u like. At least i said everything isn't true, its just to catch fun. But u guys just took d whole thing personal. Dats not very smart.
Are you still pissed I left you behind when I escaped? I hear they now allow all you crazy inmates access to the internet these days. Congrats.
RomanceRe: Can I Date My Ex Boyfriend's Best Friend? by deniyor: 9:55pm On Jan 30, 2012
I missed the part where the ex is okay with her dating the friend

definitely a case of passing her around - definitely.
RomanceRe: Can I Date My Ex Boyfriend's Best Friend? by deniyor: 2:54pm On Jan 30, 2012
The best friend is one sneaky bastard!!!! I  bet he couldn't wait for the relationship to be over before moving in. Haba one week?!?!?!?!

Just an advice to you OP,
You just ended one relationship and you are already considering another one? It doesn't matter that the guy is your ex's bff. It's always a sign of dependency and emotional instability when one jumps from relationship to relationship. Have you taken the time to heal from your just concluded relationship? What hv you learnt from it?
What would you do if your ex decides to come back and work things out with you? What would you expect the ex to do? Give you off and start a life time feud with his former bff?

If you decide to date this friend, how do you think he would view you? How must respect do you think he will have for you? How do you think he would feel if you both are hving problems and another friend mediates? Or any of other friends say just hello to you?

Woman, there is a thin line btw what women are considered respectable and those tht they consider slutty.
The writing is on the wall. Good luck
RomanceRe: Men Are Just So Impossible To Please! >:( by deniyor: 1:18pm On Jan 30, 2012
freecocoa:
I didn't think I would but I had to grin grin grin grin grin grin
grin grin haha
RomanceRe: Men Are Just So Impossible To Please! >:( by deniyor: 1:14pm On Jan 30, 2012
booqee:
Hornipipe and deniyor. The both of u are mad! for destroying my thread. Especially deniyor.

#Thread locked.
Glad to be of help in a very useless thread. Let me know anytime you open another gender bashing thread.
By the way hornipipe, happy bornday
RomanceRe: She's Back After Four Years! What Do I Do? by deniyor: 8:52am On Jan 30, 2012
Take your time and work on your self. Go out for other ladies and improve your game and lady skills.

If you were more experienced, and vengeful, I would say take her back and dump her later. But someone like you will easily get sucked in so its best you start afresh. Even if you take her back, your relationship will be full of distrust and insecurity on your part mostly. I know how that feels - not worth it at all.
RomanceRe: She's Back After Four Years! What Do I Do? by deniyor: 8:32am On Jan 30, 2012
You are better remaining single than being with her.
For one, you will never be number 1 with her? What if the other guy decides to come back, whats to stop her from leaving you for her as before?
She is back begging cos she believes you are weak enough to take her back.

PS you better believe the guy screwed her se[i]x[/i]ually during those 4 years. To believe anything else will be a felony.
RomanceRe: Men Are Just So Impossible To Please! >:( by deniyor: 6:07pm On Jan 29, 2012
hornipipe:
Am done wit ur momma boi, tell her she's like a door knob, everyone
get's their turn,  and just tell her her pu**y
is so used, anyone trying to get any friction
down there would be like throwing a hot
dog down a hallway,
At least at her age, she's so good and experienced that people like you pay and  can't resist obviously. Her figure 8 pass all ya mama, sisters and gfs/wife on so much you are bold enough to admit paying for it. Bros Ashewo na talent, no shame in it. 
But as for yo mama, I needed a pillow the first time.  she is so unattractive  and disgusting that even tho she is begging to be done for free, no one will look. You know she failed to make it as an ashewo cos no one would pay for her crap.
Thankfully we made you already cos yo mama so bush she can't bleep. yo mama  booobies dey like two sheets of paper. By the way, does she still use her bo[i]ob[/i]s to fan herself when the light goes out?
RomanceRe: Men Are Just So Impossible To Please! >:( by deniyor: 5:11am On Jan 29, 2012
Sky Rider:
Re: Men Are Just So Impossible To Please! angry

This is not original,
Cite where you copied it from or be termed a pirate.

Remove promptly
Obviously, It makes men fight each other (follow thread)
enjoy the show grin
RomanceRe: Men Are Just So Impossible To Please! >:( by deniyor: 3:52am On Jan 29, 2012
hornipipe:
When next u see ur mom get one of your friends to say it "it smells
like fish" when she is near by then look at
her and tell her to close her legs.
Dude the more you type, the more disgusting you are.
How would you patronise an old woman whose inbtwn legs smell like fish. So obvious you aint got standard or class. So ewwww!!
How can someone be so desperate to do a stinking old woman. But what do I expect from the son of a LovePeddler!
RomanceRe: Men Are Just So Impossible To Please! >:( by deniyor: 3:45am On Jan 29, 2012
^^^^ grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Classic
FamilyRe: Men Who Suffer In Silence by deniyor: 3:43am On Jan 29, 2012
moremi2008:
I pay for my Internet in cold hard $$$ for the highest bandwidth I can get. Everything I do is premium, baby! The question is, who is providing YOU with free internet service and what have you contributed lately? I look around and all I see are oxygen-deprived parrots squealing for corn seeds, in the exact words of their stewpid owners!

I have generally tried to hold myself back from unleashing the full strength of my wrath on Lastpage because of his age, but the old man no go gree; coming back again and again to serve up his lukewarm broth of errant foolishness; hoping to impress me with his area-boy curses. Well, I am not impressed. He needs to go back to his dingy bat, regroup and come back harder. He who wants to fight better men than he must approach with superior weapons;and the weapons of our warfare are purely neural.

Last page is full of a terrible mash of illogical fears he masquerades as ideas and presents on here. I have every right to call him out on his illogical arguments and tease-out the dark recesses of his severely under-educated mind for all to see. If this upsets you, then guess what? Go up the tallest building in your village, mount the winds, shake out your moldy, tattered agbada and fcking fly! I have ZERO concern for the welfare or emotional frailty of idiots. Nairaland isn't a charity house for impoverished minds and low IQs. Now. pfftt!!!! Don't let me see you speak without being spoken to first again! grin grin grin grin grin grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin I apologise for calling you a fool and a troublemaker.
In retrospect, I realise that's an insult to fools and troublemakers.
RomanceRe: Her 2 Weeks Fling Has Conceived A Baby. Should She Abort It Or Tell The Father? by deniyor: 10:08pm On Jan 28, 2012
Congratulations
RomanceRe: Men Are Just So Impossible To Please! >:( by deniyor: 9:29pm On Jan 28, 2012
hornipipe:
I
heard you got a brain transplant and the
brain rejected you! I think you should live
for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll
think so. Man alive! But I wish you weren't. I
believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I
could only respect you if you WERE dead.
grin grin grin
Did I hit a sore spot?
RomanceRe: Men Are Just So Impossible To Please! >:( by deniyor: 7:46pm On Jan 28, 2012
hornipipe:
Oh , , I'm with a LovePeddler too , and by the way your Mom says hi. They call her The radio station cause shez so eazy 2 pick up, ur mom is lyk a squirrel,she alwayz haz two nuts in her mouth . .
grin grin You do dead people too? Ewwww

Even in the scenario you re thinking of - I did your mom in her prime tongue while you will be doing a very old lady. Still ewwwww grin
RomanceRe: Men Are Just So Impossible To Please! >:( by deniyor: 6:36pm On Jan 28, 2012
hornipipe:
tht makes ur momma a slut too undecided
I met your momma during her night work couple of times - cheapest slut ever but She is a tiger in the sack. She knows how to get DL - too bad she didn't teach you anything. You know her best feature - she passed you onto your supposed papa afterI was done with her.
Come to papa
RomanceRe: Quick Advice Needed by deniyor: 6:17pm On Jan 28, 2012
To answer your question, my gf or fiance can spend the night at my place. However, she knows what to expect.
RomanceRe: Quick Advice Needed by deniyor: 6:14pm On Jan 28, 2012
Onyiclassic:
@deniyor how do u mean she is has fault also,cant ur fiance spend a 9nt in ur apartment
How long has she been dating the guy? Did they agree on a no sex relationship? Has the guy been disturbing her for sex before the rape?
Some people are not equipped to handle a relationship yet get to it. Some are not even equipped to handle a sexual relationship.

Maybe she didn't want a sexual relationship and the guy wanted it. Yet she was dumb enough to go spend the night at his place and spend the night on his bed.
Is she expecting the guy will not make any move towards her? Maybe she just enjoys the power of being able to give a guy blueballs. Some guy can easily read her actions as a hard to get gesture and not a serious no. And really, are you sure it was rape?

Will you in your right mind sleep on the same bed with a dude who has sexual inclinations towards you? If she really wanted a non sexual relationship with her bf, what steps did she take to protect herself?
FamilyRe: Men Who Suffer In Silence by deniyor: 6:03pm On Jan 28, 2012
The downside with free internet is you get fools and troublemakers like moremi contributing. sad sad
Just best to ignore him rather than trade words.
RomanceRe: Husband Discovers Her Wife Once Had A Child, After 1yr: Help by deniyor: 4:52am On Jan 28, 2012
A lie like that is a deal breaker
RomanceRe: Quick Advice Needed by deniyor: 7:34pm On Jan 27, 2012
If she does not love him, best to be a single mother then.
She has her faults in what happened too.
RomanceRe: She Got violated By A Relative Nlders Advice Her! by deniyor: 8:00am On Jan 27, 2012
Raper?? shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: I Cheated On My Wife With Another Mans Wife What Do I Do? by deniyor: 1:55pm On Jan 26, 2012
Maybe the reason he doesnt trut her is cos she cant be trusted as you already know.
You might as well be bold to admit to it in public. An act of cowardice in hiding while exposing the cheating wife would do nobody any good. Are you afraid of your wife finding out?

Remember when you met your wife, the feeling was one of love till you didnt work on your marriage anymore.

The best revenge for a man that steals your wife is to let him keep her. You and your lover deserve each other. Call a meeting btw the two families and expose yourself. Then she can be all yours.
FamilyRe: Men Who Suffer In Silence by deniyor: 1:41pm On Jan 26, 2012
Abuse is not all about beatings. Some men don't even realise the abuse is going on till it becomes too late. I know I hv experienced some form of pyschological and mental abuse from a gf before. I learnt a lot then.

Men want to be seen as macho and alpha to the point they hardly admit to abuse from women. For all his talk Moremi might be some sissy in real life.

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