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Romance / Re: The Wasted Sperms Called Gen Z by Depressedkidd: 2:08pm On Dec 06, 2023
SultanOfPuna:

See them
Depressed kid..mscheww
Why una no go depress when una dey press phone every 3 seconds. Why won't you people be depressed when you are lazy lying down in bed instead of working and finding a meaning to your life
Werey. As I dey, my life get meaning pass your own. I get job, dey earn in dollars, everywhere good. Maybe focus on bettering yourself instead of focusing on who is pressing phone or not. Na Una generation make this country dey the way e dey, and my generation dey try hard against all odds to reverse the situation. Keep playing, make Una come expire make we see if we go fit reverse the nonsense wey Una don do.
Romance / Re: The Wasted Sperms Called Gen Z by Depressedkidd: 12:53pm On Nov 22, 2023
SultanOfPuna:
I personally think TikTok should be banned


You must be very very delusional

Which salvation

Is it salvation by LGTBGK, gay agenda which you gen z are proudly promoting. I.e bobrisky, James brown.

Is it salvation that gen z baddie will be twerking naked on social media for likes.

Is it Salvation by acting a fool on TikTok dancing and disgracing yourself for strangers to give you gift. Classified Begger

Boy shut the fvck up!!!.
Which salvation??

Your generation wouldnt be here if not for the sacrifices the old generation went thru.
Given the fact that life was more difficult back then compared to now where technology has made life very soft for you.

Life is more than twitter, TikTok and all technology combined.
There is more to life and I thank God I wasn't born in such an era where online is more real than real life.
Fake life up and down just to impress strangers on the internet. I pity una

Na to dey press phone like olodo every 3 seconds.

All the one Una do since, see the country wey Una keep make gen z come inherit. As social media nor dey Una time, I feel say Una suppose don make country good. But na we dey fight all the fight, still suffer all the rubbish wey Una leave give us. Rubbish.
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Friend Over N200 Indian hemp in Adamawa (Photo) by Depressedkidd: 2:06pm On Dec 14, 2022
Newsmic:


https://igberetvnews.com/1433811/man-stabs-friend-n200-indian-hemp-adamawa-photo/
weed wey we dey use calm mind, take make peace, e reach Una turn, Una go stab Una self over am. Una things dey always dey upside down and opposite to wetin e suppose be.
Culture / Re: The Symbolism Of Having A Tattoo In Nigeria. by Depressedkidd: 10:43am On Nov 21, 2022
124mumsy:
Mr man pls in Nigeria we have our culture, it was never build on this ground, if you find it nice and accommodating u can draw them on your children, but it is never our ways and we can never find them interesting no matter your education on this subject, pls endeavor to attend deliverance class for further knowledge and side effects.
Bro tattoos were a part of Nigerian culture before the white men came. Stop claiming what you do not know. Make your research. Some of.you come and say this and that was not part of our culture but those things were very well part of our culture and only forgotten because we let the white man brainwash us and give us their religion.
Religion / Re: People Seen Worshipping As Gospel Music Is Played At A Nightclub In Ikoyi, Lagos by Depressedkidd: 10:47pm On Jul 10, 2022
Na actually the new trend. For my side, dem dey get live band wey dey play kabash music. You go feel say na demons dem dey cast from outside, but if you enter, na drinks and cruise.
Crime / Re: 23-Year-Old Kwara Poly Student Remanded For Crushing Police Officer To Death by Depressedkidd: 10:39pm On Jul 10, 2022
kmaster007:
You most be Yahoo boi
no, I'm actually anti yahoo, but I have friends that have made it through photography, coding, design. And we're all around 21 to 28. So assuming that every well dressed, car riding young guy is into illegal business is very messed up
Investment / Re: SEC On Proliferation Of Unregistered Online Investment And Trading Platforms by Depressedkidd: 10:38pm On Jul 10, 2022
Kennyking1234:
smart
Bros we later cast o. Market come volatile pass my knowledge. cheesy grin
Crime / Re: 23-Year-Old Kwara Poly Student Remanded For Crushing Police Officer To Death by Depressedkidd: 8:29pm On Jun 29, 2022
kmaster007:
He go tell whr he see car at 23
We suppose broke till we old bah
Crime / Re: 23-Year-Old Kwara Poly Student Remanded For Crushing Police Officer To Death by Depressedkidd: 8:28pm On Jun 29, 2022
Was probably trying to illegally harrass the said guy and might have just jumped in the way of his car.
Politics / Re: Lagos Releases Guidelines On Abortion by Depressedkidd: 8:14pm On Jun 29, 2022
DispatcherLagos:
Abortion is a sin
80% of the things you do each day is sinful according to your "religion". Face your own and leave others to their own.

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Science/Technology / I Need Help With Prices Of DSLR Cameras by Depressedkidd: 2:45am On May 22, 2022
Please I want to know the prices for these cameras in Nigeria. Neatly used coming with lens. What's the average price I can get them for. Need to know what I'm saving for and how much to save up. And please if possible specify the kind of lens it's coming with for the particular price point. Thank you.

Nikon d750
Nikon d810
Nikon d850
Nikon d7200
Nikon d7500

Canon 80d
Canon 7dmark ii
Car Talk / Re: Danfo Or Death Trap? See What Was Spotted In Lagos Today - (Pics) by Depressedkidd: 11:14am On Apr 18, 2021
Omo. Yet road safety officials, police and other law enforcement stop these cars daily for bribe. In an averagely sane country, This car wouldn't even be found in s scrap yard cos they must've passed it through one of those giant hydraulic presses before it would have even gotten to this level.
Romance / Re: Why Do Sexually Active Girls Lose Respect For Elders? by Depressedkidd: 2:49am On Apr 17, 2021
Hogan17:
Na person wey follow dog play , na him dog go tear him cloth
The dog wey tear my cloth, I nor even know am o, I no follow am play embarassed

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Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For April 16 2021 In Nigeria by Depressedkidd: 2:48am On Apr 17, 2021
dam4sam:
Nigeria has had Zero deaths in the last ten days, is it that we have developed herd immunity to Covid-19 or the Money they (PTF on Covid) are looting has finished?
Nobody is using Mask in Public again, yet some silly countries are even placing Nigeria on their No-Fly Zone

A'yam not understanding?
BullShyte is smelling
Maybe we're immune to the effects of the virus but it can still be found in our blood when we travel out. Idk. Kinda like Malaria being present in the blood without us getting sick. Omo me I don't remember the last time I used mask for using sake o, but that beginning period I was so paranoid and wouldn't even get close to others.
Investment / Re: SEC On Proliferation Of Unregistered Online Investment And Trading Platforms by Depressedkidd: 12:23am On Apr 09, 2021
JubrinElSudan:
No matter how good a trader is, once he starts collecting money from investors to trade and pay them percentage , he will really crash. We dey solve one matter like that for one WhatsApp group. All of a sudden Oga send investors sms say CBN ban on crypto-related bank transactions go affect payment for that month, na from one police case to another he dey enter from investors wey invest millions millions with am. If you Sabi trade forex, just trade on your own with your own money, if you make $10k , you know say na your money, no pressure whatsoever
True this. When I started crypto I had just 15k. I had the knowledge but I didn't have the funds. I wanted to get some capital from some senior men I'd run errands for. But knowing that crypto market is very volatile I decided to do with my 15k. Now it's up to 28k. It's not big, but I decided to play the long game and HODL some coins for some months. Any losses or profits I make will be on me and I'll be at peace with it. I'm not panicking cos it's never too late to enter crypto. There'll always be new projects coming up. So if I get to 30k, I'll split my profits and buy other coins and keep going till I can diversify my portfolio as much as I can.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Error In Npower BVN Validation by Depressedkidd: 2:28am On Apr 03, 2021
Etizz:


Its mood swing, dont take it serious, just be happy.... Beside, I have successfully edited my profile and wrote d test, scored 65%
Congratulations man. Hope you make the shortlist.
Maybe now it's mood swings. Idk. But what I wish is that I could afford to pay a Shrink and just sit down n talk once or twice a week. I need professional help tbh.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Error In Npower BVN Validation by Depressedkidd: 8:34am On Mar 27, 2021
Etizz:


Thanks a lot bro, but try to change your Monika, hope you are not really depressed ? Thanks once again
Lol you're welcome. I don't really know. I was really depressed when I made the account. Now I don't know. I'm better now for sure, but I don't really think I'm out of the woods just yet. Like right now I'm happy. But next moment I might not be. It just switches a lot.
Romance / Re: My Domestic Worker Is Trying To Seduce Me by Depressedkidd: 1:09am On Mar 23, 2021
Hugomexis:
I recently employed the services of a cleaner to come to my place to wash the curtains,clean the floor tiles and handle my clothes.

Generally,she's to oversee the general tidiness of my place.She comes twice in a week. The job I do strains me a lot so I do not have time to always clean my place as I'm always on the move.

Now this girl who's older than me,she's 25 has been giving off some very naughty vibes.She's been trying to get me to touch her.

Whenever I'm at home and she's doing her cleaning,she walks around in skimpy clothes.The other time,what she did was to allow the wrapper she tied around her chest to fall on the floor leaving her naked.

I saw everything as I was watching TV that day.She hurriedly picked up the wrapper,tied it while muttering some apologies.

She is pretty but she's not on my level.

I don't go around fvcking girls who work for me or fvcking girls who need my help.

There was one girl from my secondary school who was stranded one time.She had no place to stay.She called and I told her to come over to FESTAC to stay with me.She stayed for 3weeks with me.I didn't touch her or make any moves to do so even though she made moves to have sex with me numerous times during her stay with me.

What I told was that if the both of us were gonna have sex then she'll have to leave my place then come back so I'd be sure she came for an entirely different purpose.

I don't like taking advantage of women in vulnerable positions


This is what my cleaner is yet to understand.She has seen that I'm young,well to do and living alone that's why she's seducing me cheesy.She doesn't know my pe.nis doesn't get Hot for just any type of woman,it only gets Hot for women who I have no working relationship with or who I'm not directly responsible for.
Thanks for sharing. Though I don't really know what to use this information for. Man's just hyping himself up for having basic self control
Crime / Re: Photo Of Ugochukwu Igwilo Tata, Cultist Who Was Killed, Beheaded By Cult Group by Depressedkidd: 1:03am On Mar 23, 2021
OgbanjeProphet:
He deserved what he got.

According to previous reports, he led a group of cultists that killed another cultist.

Make una say no to cultism, una no go gree lipsrsealed
It is what it is. They know what they're into. It's killed and be killed. My issue is, if they don't regard their lives so much, why not be of some use by organising themselves and moving to sambisa to die against boko and other terrorists.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Error In Npower BVN Validation by Depressedkidd: 1:34am On Mar 22, 2021
barnny:
u just did the test?
Yeah. I kept loading the page and it suddenly went through.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Error In Npower BVN Validation by Depressedkidd: 1:32am On Mar 22, 2021
Etizz:


Good day, please on my dashboard i observed my name is in the position of my surname and my surname in the position of my name, so when i tried to click update after inserting my BVN and all, its saying invalid or so, my question is, HOW CAN I EDIT THE NAME SO I CAN MAKE IT RIGHT?

Please i look forward hearing from u
I'm sorry I just saw this. I'm not sure you can edit the first name and last name. Just add the information you can and submit.
Edit: I just went back to confirm. Don't panic. On your dashboard your surname comes before your first name. It's normal. Nothing to worry about.
Romance / Re: Ever Hated/ Disliked Someone You Used To Madly Love? by Depressedkidd: 1:51am On Mar 21, 2021
Love and hate are separated by the thinnest boundaries.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Error In Npower BVN Validation by Depressedkidd: 1:18am On Mar 21, 2021
Emzenoz:
after imputing your details, keep trying it upto ten time consecutively without stopping it will work. It happened to me too.
I was finally able to do it. Change Highest institution to hnd, fill the spaces and upload your olevel, then change it back to secondary school before you submit.
The problem now is with test. The test platform isn't opening.

Haha. Just as I submitted the reply, the test portal opened and I had to rush and take the test to avoid stories. Got 75%. The questions were fairly easy. I wish I could see the answers cos I'm pretty confident in the answers I gave. I'd like to see the 5 I failed. Plus it was really good I used my lapi to take the test. Had to use my phone as a calculator and to quickly Google some stuff I wasn't sure of. Took me 10mins and I didn't even have to rush or feel any panic.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by Depressedkidd: 3:25am On Mar 20, 2021
babington91:



you can edit it again, login back and click on edit....... it will go seamlessly
Still charged back to local govt identification. I decided to upload my local government identification letter at once to save myself the stress. Now the test site isn't loading. But I'm a but relieved to have updated my profile. One problem at a time. One down, last problem for now to go.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by Depressedkidd: 3:11am On Mar 20, 2021
babington91:



the werey update lowo kan ni sha
The only issue now is my birth certificate is now showing under local govt identification. Smh. These people get wahala o.
Romance / Re: Man Wins 280 Million In Bet9ja And His Account Gets Blocked. by Depressedkidd: 3:09am On Mar 20, 2021
Wonderful. When they were collecting his money, they didn't know he had two accounts. Now it's time to pay him they're bringing story. Omo me and bet9ja go wear the game G-string o.
Romance / Re: What Is Your Opinion On A Girl Making The First Move? by Depressedkidd: 3:05am On Mar 20, 2021
popweezy:
girls making the first move aint bad. But in my own case, I still turn you down if you're not my taste or I accept you but the relationship won't last cuz I will just turn you to a f0ck_mate...I have rejected few girls who happened to woo me..I have also been rejected by some girls I wooed..
When guys turn girls down, girls automatically turn it's into a "guys don't like when girls woo them" when it's really just a case of the guy not liking her.

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Opinion On A Girl Making The First Move? by Depressedkidd: 3:04am On Mar 20, 2021
chiommy123:
I can't try such. I no need anybody insult in future
Lmao. Girls just can't take what they dish out.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by Depressedkidd: 2:38am On Mar 20, 2021
Sharpbend:
select National Diploma (ND( then fill in any details for it then go back and reselect Secondary School. Upload your ssce result.

It would work.
On G dude you're a lifesaver. It worked on the first try.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by Depressedkidd: 2:38am On Mar 20, 2021
babington91:


it worked bro, thanks
Same here. Worked first time. The guy is a lifesaver on G.

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