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Naturalized:
I currently have two white female roommates (who are both very good-looking ) and we are all cool. The thought of sex with any and everybody is bullshit really, sometimes there has to be boundaries with some people. One of them is a fellow masters degree student and the other is in her fourth year of undergrad.I share bathroom with one of them and the only issue is that we always run out of toilet paper, we all hang out and relax together on Friday nights/go together to the movies on Tuesdays - No big deal except you are a kid.

Its probably only in naija where you go into this things without setting ground rules.

If you've watched new girl you'll know that even when rules have been set, when feelings and/or hormones come in the rules get thrown out the window.

Deshannel:
You got too close to your Friends Fiancé. Are you sure you have not already broken the guys code in secret between you and her for her to cofide in you so much?
If you were really her friend you would have told her long before it got to a point of no return.


And to the ladies, Your boyfriends friends are not your Friends, it's that simple. Their loyalty lies with their friends or whatever they can get between your legs.

Imo guy code doesn't cover everything. Guy code has limits, guy code doesn't cover your guy for rape and definitely not this kind of thing. After a certain age I'd rather be responsible and truthful than support my friends doing nonsense.

Just be yourself. Ask your girl if her father takes alcohol or not, let her tell you what kind of person he is. Take a good bottle of wine and a nice wrapper or piece of jewelry for her mom. Eat before you go. If offered food, make sure to show that you enjoy it, compliment the food but also eat responsibly. If you're offered alcohol you can reject with an excuse, or go for a glass(if it's wine), or a bottle (if it's beer) but make sure not to finish it, leave a quarter of the glass or bottle, drink slowly. Know your current affairs and world political scene, religion, markets etc in case the man takes you on a discussion train. All in all, do not fake anything, be nice and be yourself.

paulolee:
guy u no lie o...m a barca fan n dts my biggest fear, except we find a new messiah, mayb neyma or dt ansu guy...barca go really suffer am wen messi hang boot even the president knows.

Fati is a really good player, shows lots of potential. But I think he'll just end up being one of the many players that have been touted as the next ronaldo or Messi. Not like them pato sha(those ones were just plain disappointing, he'll go far hopefully but I just don't think he'll do what Messi and Ronaldo have done. Maybe lewandowski and zlatan level.

Guy lost all his credibility when he aired his opinion on 5g. This guy is just nuts.

Factfinder1:
Females don't hear the word "no" a lot, so giving them a "no" in any capacity fvcks with em. .. it messes em up ...

showing a female that she can't always get her way is attractive because she sees that you're above her feminine wiles / charms

Simps and my nice guys can’t relate .. Cos they want validation from these females and some beta males are after pussy crumbs

Learn to say the word “no”. You will save yourself a lot of heartache and time with that magic word “no”. ,,,Grow a spine. Consider this saying “yes” 9 out of 10 times sets you up for exploitation by her .

This is exactly the problem. Girls are always telling us guys that we should know that no means no. But they're not ready to accept that same condition for guys too. A girl will come to your house and start seducing you, you'll say no, next thing she'll get more aggressive and try harder, even going as far as exposing herself and touching your private regions in order to break down your guard. If the guy resists further they'll switch to insults, questioning the guys manhood and his ability to perform sexually. It's irritating and we guys should try as much to make sure that girls understand that no means no, no doesn't mean try harder, it doesn't mean "show me your breast and maybe I'll consider", and it doesn't mean touch me well. No means NO. Sexual assault is a serious crime and should not be ignored or downplayed no matter the victim's gender.

Jayrockk:
Good day nairalanders in the house . Now bfr i say what i want to say, some or maybe y'all niggas might want to bash or criticize but it's allowed . 0 fxcks will be given .
So there's this pretty girl i met recently, the girl is too soft (soft fair skin, soft lips) the kind of girl your friends will be jealous of with wavy hair and all, the girl is a 10/10 . We began to communicate and this girl is really getting into me more than i her. I really like her too and was considering making her mine but then i wanted to know her age and then she told she's 16 going to 17 this year and I was like Wtf! . P.s she's still in sec school. She looks older than 16 aswr, she looks 18-19. I was really thrown aback cus i didn't want to look like a pedophile. Anyways i told her I'm 22 and she was even more enthusiastic about us and wants to even come to my house if possible meet my mom. I don't even know how my mom will react if she knows her age.
Now I'm in a dilemma whether i should be serious with her or i should just back down a little bit.
Your opinions pls. Like I said earlier, feel free to criticize but zero fxcks will be given

It doesn't matter how she looks. If you do anything with her you're going to be a pedophile. Please bro, as a fellow guy I take God beg you, dodge anything that might later hook your neck. At 22 you shouldn't even be looking at a secondary school girl. Let her reach 18, If she can't wait then cut her off. Please, cos it'll hook your neck. Especially now that awareness on sexual assault is becoming high, better not go and put yourself in trouble.

Westernlove:
Now you just activated your proper sense while typing. You are depressed and going through such menance doesn't mean everyone Is doing as well......Thank you for correcting yourself. Have a nice Weekend.....

Smh. Be like my comment bin hit nerve cos you de try defend this thing. Just get help.

stanliwise:
Please do you have any reliable medical research paper to back it up? Masturbation is a normal body process that occur on stimulation. Unlike porn that could lead to erectile dysfunction Later in life

My point is with chronic masturbation. Like with most other things in life, just the right amount can be healthy. But when done in excess, it becomes unhealthy.

Westernlove:
Point Of Correction
In most cases this Is true for Chronic Masturbation but not all Introverts or People who stays Indoors or Stay away from people Indulge In chronic masturbation, Let that Sink In your skull okay. But What do have to say about a marketer and a mentor doing extremely well In the field of marketing, Interact and has a large customer base, and he faps at night a lot? The problem with most of you Nigerians Is Ignorance and Abundance of Foolishness. Most of you have been Mentally Enslaved forever........

Bruh. Take the point. That someone is doing well doesn't mean they're not suffering from depression or having mental health issues. And I never said all introverts are wankers, neither did I say extroverts couldn't suffer from chronic masturbation. Go back and read what I wrote. And I never said it's a set in stone generalisation. It's just a large percentage. And what the fvck does my comment have to do with mental slavery. Are you not drunk like this?? What's this foolishness?

paulolee:
baba frustrate yesterday and was suprised he escaped getting a card....a very poor performance from barca last nite...setien seems to be a the same version of that previous clown verlvede....dnt like it wen barca are play this safety kinda football....the league av moved to Madrid and its now thiers to lose except we get more shocking results as time goes on..

All of them na clowns. It's only Messi saving Barca and I'm waiting for the guy to retire cos Barca fans go hear am.

stanliwise:
This ain’t true. Replace that masturbation with porn.

Masturbation usually goes hand in hand with porn. But taken apart, masturbation on its own usually produces the same effects and is usually caused but the same underlying issues as porn.

Mold your blocks please, so you'll be able to supervise and get quality blocks. These people that sel blocks are trying to get as many blocks out of each bag and they end up making weak blocks that simply fall apart once you start touching them. I saw where they were mixing sand and cement to make blocks and I saw sand all through with specks of grey to show that cement was somewhere in the mix.

IsaacRocks:
Yes am a testimony to that, I feel rejected and casted and stupid whenever am done

Chronic masturbation usually points to deeper psychological issues such as depression, a fear of commitment or connecting with people. Usually comes with signs like wanting to always be alone or home at all times or avoiding people, in severe cases, patients might reject an actual opportunity to have sex, rather preferring to masturbate. Breeds erectile dysfunction, or premature ejaculation in some and/or sometimes inability to enjoy sex, sometimes they might need to look at pornograhic content in order to achieve sexual satisfaction with their partners. Masturbation leads to loss of confidence. It also causes many patients to lose their ability to maintain basic interpersonal relationships.
Overall, chronic masturbation can be cured or controlled by dealing with the underlying conditions.

omorttee4u:
I agree with you. But what I'm saying is this : jumping from one club to another just because every coach wish to him in his team. He once at the best club in the world Realmadrid. He left the club for better pay.

Tell me which club he want to stand as their LEGEND

He actually took a pay cut to join juve. Plus all of us know Ronaldo as the type of person that wants to play at other teams and leagues just for the experience. Plus you're saying he was jumping from one coach/club to the other like he didn't stay at Madrid for 9 years and United for 6 years. We both know Ronaldo is the kind of person that wants to have new experiences, you can't do that at one club in one country winning the same trophies and beating the same opponents every year(no disrespect to Messi and other loyal players here, but even Buffon of all people went to France for one year after spending 20 years with juve). Plus you know fans never appreciate players until they retire. When Ronaldo retires we'll all understand that even though he moved around, he's a Madrid legend and will always be talked about in Manchester United's history. He's a united and real Madrid legend and don't even forget he is Portugal's greatest player ever. And honestly I think before he retires or leaves from juve he'll earn enough respect to be remembered in some way. Sometimes if you look at it you'll see some of the players we're always calling club legends didn't really do much except that they stayed at their club for a long time. Some teams greatest and most legendary strikers have only 120plus goals in their whole club career after spending years. So cut the guy some slack, the fact that he has been struggling at juve(by his own standards o) doesn't automatically make him bad, even my ball playing defensive attacker firmino that I love so much is not on the same level.

Edopesin:
Uniben can implement these guidelines, Classes and other public gathering areas will be sanitized with sanitizer stands in different places Uniben can control these things

Class size nkor. In some classes students are so many some end up sitting on the floor.

All the people wey dey here de complain of low standards of education and how their school nor de go below 250, na dem de enter school after year 2 you nor go see them around again cos e don be, but them go still de collect money from their people. But anyhow trust that 160 na scam cos you nor go see admission except for north.

omorttee4u:
You wouldn't last. I imitate you. You reason with you anus. Must abuse before you pass your message. Addicted C Ronaldo fan bigot.

You are blind to see where I hale him.

Where I abuse you? Fam I'm not a bigot. I'm saying it as it is. Ronaldo has played since 2002 professionally, which other last do you want him to last again? His fitness levels are mad and even if he's not on the level he was at real Madrid, he's definitely one of the players any coach would want to have on his team right now. His season even though bad by his standards is still better than 95% of top players in Europe. So tell me, how else do you want him to last again?

Biodun1929:
Chai! See as you kill the girl spirit. That's why girls find it hard to tell guys they like how they feel about them.

Lmaoooooo. If na so guys for nor de Chyke girls again na cos na them de "lol" person everyday. Shey dem see say the pill sef hard to swallow too.

Kfed4ril:
Lol
Oga person dey 35+ already,win couple of award at club, country and personal level. Which kind last again you want make e last?

Bro even me weak sef.

omorttee4u:
C ororo. As fantastic footballer you are, you just too materialistic. People like you don't last. Ask ibrahamovic

People like you don't last yen yen. Guy has been playing since 2002. All those men them that they were saying they will be the next Ronaldo and Messi, where dem dey?

Drizzy5001:
Let me share my own experience, when I was still a teenager there's still girl I always admire each time she passes, very fair and beautiful Calabar girl ,with 2 big oranges on her chest and Big nyash...Her name was Effiong, from then I started preparing to woo her after which I showed her to my friends secretly, trust niggars they started pushing me to confront her but the problem was how best to approach her and do the wooing tricks.

Two weeks later of cramming some lines and tricks, I wore better clothes with my neighbor's perfume. Minutes later I was standing at their street and it wasn't too long when she came out I guessed to buy something, I swear the more she approached was the more my heart beat increased, sweating profusely even it got to some extent that my legs wasn't steady anymore, so I pretended I didn't see her as she passed.

Oh my God, my urine was hot as I rushed to the gutter to ease myself I don't even know if removed smoke sef.. that one passed, months passed still I was not able to approach her.

One day I made up my mind to approach her. It was more like do or die, I wore my clothes dressed casually this time and memorized things again both how to greet her and all that, God made it easy as I saw her before I got to her street, she was walking and gisting with a female friend. I began to feel cold inside as I approached but I kept walking towards the due.. her friend stopped a bike and bade her good by so she turned and started walking to her street.

I quickly walked up to her and said Hi! She turned and stared directly into my eye.. Jesus I froze instantly, my people I said hi to this girl like four good times, every down thing I memorized had now flashed off, my head was empty in fact I regretted ever confronting her she stood for a while trying to figure out who I was cos the expression on her face showed it all, emm please can we be friends? That was what I heard myself say, immediately she heard that she hissed loudly and crossed to the other side of the road and walked away.. I swear I couldn't sleep that night.. I was so ashamed of my self, when my mates dey toast girls anyhow , I no fit do am.
Until my guy Efe , introduced me to weed , after Smoke 3 rolls , I became high and toasted her and it worked . The rest na history

Lmao. My dealer, I don't like seeing his face, but his face makes me happy cos I know strong kush is around the corner.

tuzle:
i am so shy that I saw the same girl a week later and I couldn't even say hi. Although I have improved small, but I wouldn't just approach a girl on the road no matter what. I hate embarrassment and insult, so I just stay on my lane.

Bro we're the same. Some years back we had classes and this fine girl came and sat beside me and told me to keep the seat for her while she went somewhere. My guys begin de ginger me say make I get her number. She came back and I just started random convo, I de shake de sweat but as class was about to end I asked for her number and she gave it to me. Called twice the next day and she didn't pick so I left it there. So me and another set of my guys bumped into her and the other guys knew her. They tried introducing us and she was like she knows me I just said yeah and didn't know what else to say and started looking at random objects on the ground. I just stay in my lane.

I've improved a little bit, before even if we're in a group and guys are just gisting with fine girls, I'll freeze, I'll not even be able to add points to what others are saying. Now at least if it's group I can flow well, but if the other guys leave so it will be one on one convo, woe is me. One day sha we go improve.

tuzle:
After reading some comment I can't just stop laughing. Let me share mine. During my ND days I met a girl, I won't really say I liked her but I would have developed feelings for her if we had continued our friendship. So on this faithful day, I was talking with some of my friends beside the library. Somebody came from the back and covered my eyes and as a guy that hardly talks to girls, I would have never guessed she was the one. So when she removed her hand from my eyes and I saw her, I was so shocked that I completely froze even after she greeted me, that I didn't reply her. It was as if I disappeared from that place. My friends were just making fun of me and that led to another story. Because of that incident there was this fine girl in a neighboring department that my friends bet with me that I couldn't toast her and collect her number(about #1000) I just went to her and told her about the bet, that she should please help me with her number, I even gave her the phone so she can type it by herself. That is how my friends where hailing me not knowing I just scammed them.

Then you ask her to turn up so you'll use the 1k and buy chicken for her, next thing flow from there sef.

Biodun1929:
I have so many. Damn! I was so shy back in the day and thought that was how I will be forever.

Imagine, I was on my own jejely in year one, reading my book and minding my business. Although I had a girl I used to talk to, but just as a friend. Then one day, the girl's friend came to meet me and asked why I haven't asked the girl out. What?? I said. And the girl said her friend likes me that I should ask her out after classes.

That's how my heart started beating. Lol. Girl that I normally talk to on a regular was now making my leg shake, and making me sweat like Christmas goat. The girl even asked me what was wrong with me. Lol. That's how I opened my mouth and said with shaky voice, 'bimpe said I should ask you out.' Worst day of my life. Lol! The girl started avoiding me after that incidence.

Before then, I wasn't good with toasting girls, but after that, I had a crazy phobia and never approached a girl again. Till one day, I had shoulder pain cos I used to carry a lot of books in my bag...I went to see the doctor, and he gave me some drugs to use. Men! I don't know if cocaine was part of the drugs, but my confidence on that day was on another level. I was standing on my corridor in our department when one fine girl I could have never opened my mouth to talk to passed by and I just said, hey come here. And the girl answered me. I was shocked. I started talking to her, flowing, and the girl was smiling and flowing with me. I was like, WTF, so it is this easy? From that day, things started changing small small.

I just imagine you like one of my guys. Very shy guy like me, so we had a bet he won't Chyke this fine girl that was about to pass where two of us were standing. My guy just said "es babe lap make I reason you one or two", girl just laughed and said you're funny o, before I know my guy de flow with the girl. Guy later said he doesn't even know what or how the whole thing happened.

Vyzz:
I put it to u that If u see her again



U no go fit toast her


During my 100level, first semester....

I had this roommate who her sister always visits and I was jokingly telling the guy that I like his sister... He and everybody knows it is a joke but the used this shit against me...


One night when this girl came to visit.. The told her how I have been eyeing her that I love her and call out her name why sleeping... I was just sitting in my bed smiling as the were telling her... I wanted to leave but I couldn't... Fear and shyness no grew me standa comot room... What if I misbehave why leaving.


I just had to sit their as the were all laughing at me... Including the girl.

I text my guy make em off light make I sneak out of the room

Worse would've been as they off light you now fvck up and hit something and fell down inside the darkness. Eternal shame for be you lmaoo

emkz:
"I want you to be an integral part of my life" Mhen, who says that shiittt? Uni was fun.

In other words, you want her to be an important cog in the machinery of your existence.

Imagine if na the guy face that punch bin land on. Na burial we for de plan so o.

FeliciaOja:
You think God created this whole gigantic universe just for little humans that only occupy Earth??

Same thing. I was like if God exists as the one true God that Christians believe in, why would he go through the pain of being elaborate with the entire universe and the whole design just to make humans in one small corner of the whole thing. It doesn't make sense given the fact that faster than light travel is not going to be possible for another few millennia and humans will never be able to fully explore the whole thing. It only makes sense that he would create other advanced living beings in other corners of the universe and the real fun would be in watching them wonder if the others exist and trying to find each other.

I believe aliens visited us. If you check across the world, gods with similar powers are usually depicted in similar fashion although with different art styles depending on the part of the world. There's always a similarity. Thor, sango, amadioha and most other thunder gods are depicted as having hammers or similar equipment with which they control lightening. Also the legends and lores usually possess striking levels of similarity.

dairykidd:
Lol weed will make it worse off. Weed works with ur mind. If u are feeling shy after smoking weed the shyness is multiplied, confident and so on. Just approach any girl whether u like her or not and start getting familiar. Be nice and friendly. Do this as often as u can with different girls. Your confidence levels will begin to grow. Even if na only hi u fit talk first day but smile n make eye contact

Alcohol is who you go to when you want sure confidence boost. Even you go shock the way you go de flow. As for weed, you'll probably even run away when you see the girl cos it'll make you more paranoid and sensitive.

Valfrankie:
No need for all the stress and drama. A simple: "No babe, let's do this another time." Is enough to abort mission. Unless you are dating a Sex maniac with no sense of self control.

Actually girls don't know how to take no for an answer. They'll keep assaulting you, even when you repeatedly say no, till you give in. And the painful part is that you won't feel or even know that you're being assaulted cos you're the one that will be on top. So when you later start thinking about the assault, you'll be confused about how you really feel about what went down cos you were the one with the hard penix and you were the one doing all the work. It's a lot of double standards out here. I wish the same way guys should know that no means no, we'll one day get to talk about this and make sure girls also understand that no should mean no for both genders.