₦airaland Forum

Karlifate:
The girl child should also learn self-defence... Coupled with concrete evidence that can be used against the rapist in the court of law.
Justice shall prevail SOONER or LATER!

I will give my daughter a small pocket knife to carry around, and I will teach her to go for the jugular at all cost, cos if she leaves the person alive for me to find, I'll hang for murder.

KingWarri:
Bro no try am oh.... my own Na chop ah am ah no even smoke self ooh but the effect was destructive. I remember how I could see and hear things that are not there ( hillucinating)

Eating weed for yoir first time is worse than smoking it. Takes longer to reach the peak but that peak sef na die. Lasts longer in the body too.

arthorjnr:


Guy, it was not funny lol. All my friends that had AZ for the first time had the same experience.

When I smoked my first az I'd been eating and smoking weed for more than 4 years so I didn't really feel it like that, but I knew it was different.

div111:
I've not smoked.(in my yr 1) lol.
I'll try it one day sha.

Smokers in the house, can weed make someone go mad??

2 puffs to introduce you, next time try half a blunt, then full blunt. I've never seen weed make anybody go mad, it's just the first timer disvirgining of the brain that lasts for few hours. After that you're good to go.

Theundertaker:
The first smoke was with a girl name Maryjane with cigar , and another friend Aj who introduced weed to me . Truth is wasn’t too much drama, cause I learnt how to smoke stage by stage . I just gist , listen to music and press my fone everytime. Except ones when I took spinol and slept while eating , I don’t take drugs , it’s very bad I hv always been a born junky and hv turned two peepz. I hv a junky bestie . Not addict tho , I can stay months without it but when I start . Weed is the best

About turning people. My guy broke his leg in a football game so I gave him trams to manage the pain. Next thing every evening guy go appear for my house like bro you get TM. Okay collect money buy two cards.

Galactico4ever:
People put on the mask,enter the church and remove it.Some wash their hands and use their face masks to dry it.9ja, Which Way?

Na normal stuff for naija. Last week i entered market to quickly obtain one or two edibles, see people hanging mask on their neck like bear bear. Me I July covered my whole nose and mouth, added cap to cover any covid 19 that want to fall on me from above. Proceeded to ask about price of one food item from one woman, she now told me to bring down the mask and talk to her. I just asked her if she thinks the mask if for fashion, that if I remove it when I want to talk to people, when then should I wear it?. I just vexed and left her stand.
I was in a public bus sef some days back, this guy covered mask fully while on the side of the road, but when he entered our bus that's when he now brought it down. Bus drivers rush and wear their masks and tell their passengers to do same when they're close to checkpoints, once they pass the checkpoint it's mask off. Whole country is a joke.

Newcreature2020:
Question? why aren't the market place or malls having these same rules? Now it's obvious the fight is against the church

Smh. The guidelines is for both churches and mosques but okay, ramble on.

youthsinitiativ:
E make me dey see people begin pick race.

I dey suspect everybody wey dey around me

Heavy paranoia.

If I give my own tori ehn una go laff tire.

Modified:

Na so one of my friend (Ernest) say make I escort am go one place those days for Auchi wey dem dey call Iyeki to go see some guys.

When we reach there na, na so I see some kind big big bros dem with solid muscles and biabia. Everybody just dey comot smoke from ear, nose, and mouth.

Even though say at that time I don dey smoke cigar already, I don already know by then say Igbo na my nemesis so I dey give am chance and respect well well.

By this time I be 19 years old and I don begin smoke cigar already from when I be 12/13 years of age, and to crown everything up, I be pastor man pikin.

I start to dey experiment with smoking dried paw paw and awolowo leaves.

So, back to the tori with the bros dem na. Na so different cigar dey fly. As at then, based on say money no dey, na one cigar wey dem dey call L&B (living in bondage) be my brand, because e dey very cheap. That time I dey even pick some cigar stubs for ground smoke. Old school cigar dem like Bicycle, Gold-leaf, Mars etc.

As we dey the Iyeki joint, na so dem dey pass St. Moritz and other senior boys cigar round, na so I dey follow dem exchange smoke.

Play play play play, na so matter enter Kumasi level oh.

We all don already exchange saliva for cigar na dey form gist wey I no understand, how I wan come take talk say I no sabi smoke igbo, na heavy fucckk up na.

Na so dem begin pass oga patapata round oh I come go use shame take chop winch.

As I see those broda dem dey drag the tin come do mouth like he-goat wey smell she goat urine, come bend mouth one kain, inhale inhale before dem go come exhale, na so I say make I show dem say me sef I sabi skill.

The first drag wey I take like this ehn, wetin I hear na gbosaaa for inside my head.

Na so I begin talk to myself dey ask for inside my head, "who slap me, wetin I do"? Before I know wetin dey happen, the igbo don go round reach where I dey again, and dem don dey try get my attention for almost a minute before I realize. Which kind wahala come be dis na? To run I no fit run na so I continue oh.

I don already naked enter market na, shame no let me take tell dem say I no do again after all my guy Ernest don drag him own. Na so I still collect am, whine mouth like Nkpi, inhale inhale etuaaaaahhhh.

As I do am so, I no fit raise hand take pass the igbo give the next man. E come be like say no be get my hand again oh.

Before you know wetin dey happen, na small small voices I come dey hear oh from heavy men wey be say their voices been deep well well when I first reach there and we all dey argue dey gist.

I dey hear dem dey say (Ernesto, e be like say this your guy don bam oh oya come dey carry am dey go house oh". When I hear those faint words, na him I say e be like say I don dey wan shiiit for Church oh. How a whole me wan take monkey like this na? Na him I say make I form hard man arrange myself tell dem say nothing dey happen oh.

As I say make I force myself invoke the spirit of " I dey okay" from inside my body come outside just to impress dem, my dear people, na so I take fall nack my full face for ground oh, everywhere scatter with laff.

Na him Ernest come help me up oh say make we begin dey go house.

Na when I come manage stand up, hold Ernest, him sef hold me, to take the first step, e come be like say my condition even better pass Ernest own.

For anybody wey sabi Auchi well well, we dey Iyeki, and where we dey call house wey we wan go so na Ernest house for Public field, while my own house dey after Ernest own for White House back of School. The plan na to even manage reach Ernest house first make I see anything wey resemble mattress to lay down.

Na so me and Ernest summon every courage wey remain for we body begin manage ourself dey go house oh.

As we dey waka, e come be like say gallop and pothole full everywhere. At a point e come be like say we dey float for air and our legs no dey touch ground again.

Na so we come manage waka reach where we suppose cross road oh, the two of us come stop. We stand ooh, before God and man, no single moto for road oh but for our eye, na voooom vaaam voooom we dey see and hear, e be like say motor full everywhere and if we enter motor go jam and kill us. We come dey over cardio sef.

We don stand tire na him the two of us look each other, shake head, come hold our sef kakaraka with full speed manage cross road. Na only God know the kind laff wey people go don laff us tire, because na small small my eyes come dey see. My eyes don be like Chinese people own I suppose.

Na so we staggger, waka come reach Ernest house. To open door that one come still take us another time again.

When we come finally enter room, na so Ernest drag like one of those silver bowls wey dem take dey wash hand for restaurant, pack enough garri full am. If you see the way we rush am ehn? Na where I remember reach be dat before I officially pass out with Ernest.

We sleep for almost two straight days I swear to God.

Na from there, and later when I come enter The Netherlands-one country wey be say dem dey sell igbo for special coffee shops anyhow (legalized) I come go try skunk, na there I come realize say, the thing dey siddon for my bloodstream for complete one week before I get myself back.

Na from there I come know say, true true, the thing no good for my body before I go come begin pick pick paper for ground for the streets of Europe na so I take advice myself by myself come face my Marlboro with due respect oh.

But thank God now say I don drop all those smelling habit...

Praise the Lord....

Tori long, make I hang am here joor

I get another one wey happen when I been dey battle one kind depression like that, in fact, anytime I remember am, even me dey burst laff.

Igboooo?

That thing dey spiritual oh.

Baba you na confam comedian swr down. I don laff tire for this your story.

Atteraino:
me self my Babe senior me for 3years oh. I be 27 my Babe na 30+...

Modified: Why is the lady trying to withdraw from the relationship, is she not in love with him again... Sometimes we guys, we just talk anyhow... May be the guy never meant what he said cause he was thinking he is her senior

Maybe the guy meant it initially, but now that the girl came clean he has realised that love has hooked him. But tbh most of us guys talk anyhow sha, until we enter the situation and realise it's easier to talk than to react the way you said you would.

bigtimemugu:
Gudnoon Nairalanders, I have been working for a company for 35k per month for 12 months no increment. I have been promoted from one position to another without a payrise.

Late may this year my salary was increased to 50k with a whole lots of task, I work Monday to Sunday, 7.am to 7pm some times down to 9pm.

1st week of June a similar company based on recommendations invited me for an interview, they offer to pay me 120k, which I insisted on 150k, finally they agree to pay but when we went to the business place, it is a little beginning business that I have to grow from the scratch in an isolated area. I began to reason if I opt out of my present job and venture into this, how long will this payment last, if the business folds up, where will I start from?

In my present job it might take another 12 months before another increment but I can work there as long as I may wish to work cos it has job security.

Please advice me am confused and I have family with kids.

If you work so much for 50k, when do you even have the time to flex this money, or even use it to better your life. The aim of a job is nor just to collect money and continue working, but to use this money to better other areas of your life. Monday to Sunday, 7am to 7 or 9pm just for 50k(with increasing responsibility and stagnant pay) It's definitely not worth it. Take the risk man.

donbachi:
They should take dis her threat serious o..i remember when my girlfriend dat year.threatened to break my television.i ignored it.2days later,she broke it...fear an angry woman

Dem de look face. Maybe your babe that year bin know say you sef na audio nikkar. This one know say any move inside S.K, 2 seconds US go drop one or two nuke to calm everywhere. Especially as na trump sef wey him head nor correct.

BAZ001:
Like play this numbers is not going down. God have mercy on us in Nigeria, our economy wey dey struggle before make this Covid no come finish am.
If you go to some part of Lagos you won't believe there is any pandemic, people living normal lives no mask, no social distance, nothing at all.
When you move to the island you will be shocked becos people are wearing mask even in their cars alone inside AC. They are very careful and afraid.
I don't know why it's always one sided.
If u look at d rate of people infected and dying in America you will see dt its d black community yet na d blacks dey street dey protest inside corona.

I noticed that the rich are more enlightened and thus will do anything possible not to catch the virus, and they can also afford not to do some things that the poor have to do. Rich people can just send someone to the market to buy stuff and then make sure the person properly cleans up before gaining access back into the compound or coming in contact with others at home. If you're poor, you're definitely going to the market by yourself and you'll come back to your one room that you're Sharing with your 4 sisters and 5 brothers, nowhere to clean up before coming in contact with them again. Rich people drive in their cars, poor people have to use public transport, have to pass the same places that other poor people have to pass.

As for the protests in America, people are just fed up. It's necessary. There are some things people have to do regardless of risk to life in order to effect change. It's the same thing as revolutions, you know you might die, but you're willing to give up you're life to ensure things get better and the future generations do not have to go through the same pain. This level of protest is what we need in Nigeria, even greater. But unfortunately we Nigerians(me included) are too scared to lose the life that has mostly been made into something not even worth living by our fellow Nigerians/leaders.

That's some redneck back country shih right there. Home sweet Alabama, but in new Jersey.

Rgade:
That no 4 dey pain me ehh
And they'll be doing it like play.
That's how I lost my GAP hoodie, and my sweet sweet Nike vest..
Not even people I was dating

I can smile and be jovial with a girl but I draw the line when I comes to my property. By the time I use a stern voice on her she'll return my stuff real fast. Remember this girl I just started dating not up to a week. Found out my necklace was missing, granted I bought it 1k I immediately called her to order, really schooled her cos it's not funny. If you're taking my things that brings extra financial burden on me cos I'll have to replace those things if I'm to remain balanced. Take my hoodie, I'll have to buy another one, take my shoe, I'll have to buy another one and money is not plucked from trees.

SirMichael1:
Lol. Always use a condom for your first time. E get why.

Make e nor go be say dem sayyy....

OBelz:
So ladies & Gentlemen
What's the most extreme measure you've taken just so you could avoid having sex with a guy?..
For which ever reason possible..

Mine was
it was getting all heated up and I could tell he wasn't taking NO for an answer, so pretended I needed a glass of water and headed to his kitchen, got a knife and slightly cut my index finger, I bled and I stylishly told him I was on my period and I needed to use the restroom ..I could see his face

One day girls will be safe enough to freely say no without fear of assault. Just see what you had to go through just to be safe with a guy. Sorry

Gbe baby. Glo gang SSR rip fredo rip blood rip cap free rondo free cdai. Cpdk gdk.

Reex12:
hw una dey tke fabricate lie immediately sef abeg teach me

Na situation de cause am. If you enter situation wey need lie Baba even you sef go shock as to how you take cook the lie.

paulolee:
many..as a street dude we lie all d time...d most crazy is telling a new catch dt am a virgin guy n she believed me bcoz of my cool looks.. after weeks we got down and when i finish with her teaching her all the skills i gat, she was jus looking at me strangely and asked Y i lied...told her dt m serious with the virg tinz and all thos mad styles and lasting longer was what i learned watching poorn n she believed...

Bro I de use that lie when I nor dey too sure of myself. If I last I'll just say it's porn. If I cum fast I'll say it's my first time. But e nor de work once you don enter two girls from the same circle.

THEMODSARECRAZY:
Let's just say this girl (Stephanie) told me she lost hers from jogging, someone that is fat as what I don't know I entered there and no single drop of blood, the first time I disvirgined a girl before her there was blood but I was confused Stephanie's own case because she's the church type.. Fear women they can come up with all sorts of lie, she was just pretending as if the thing was painful not knowing that bitch was enjoying the whole ride cos she was wet

Being wet proves nothing tho

sylve11:
It didn't happen to me. It was my then girlfriend, after taking 2 cans of Blackbullet at a party in PH; my babe almost crase. She started dancing with everybody in the party. Shouting and almost removing her clothes. I bundled her straight into the car, drove her home, got her naked, poured cold water on her and gave her soaking garri. The next day she wasnt still okay. The babe vowed that she will never go close to anything that has 'black' on it, including black pots, black kettles and black dresses.

Idk how black bullet gets you guys drunk cos I de down up to 4 black bullet sometimes just normal buzz but I can still control my actions fully, maybe a bit of staggering but nothing over the top.

jnoz23:
that I will stop smoking because of her!
with my best behaviour puppy face.

Normal lines

The only people that get hurt by the "I am a virgin" lies are the foolish ones. Wetin you wan use am do

Susu888:
Let them pack out na.... rubbish.
Na initial gra gra to scare off NBC.......

They won't leave Nigeria .... we dare them to leave.

Same naija that 99% of population pirates shows and music. Netflix and Amazon won't even feel it cos tbh na o2tvseries we de use watch all their shows before. Na afmag and iroko I dey pity.

I hate being visited in general. Especially uninvited. I just like being alone so I understand the guy's point, idk how many times I've been home and just refused to answer cos someone paid me an unexpected visit . However, the moment you enter a relationship, just be ready to discard all those no visiting without calling first rules. While I wouldn't visit someone without calling, I'd definitely not make a scene out of my babe visiting. I'd tell her to try to call tho cos if I'm sleeping and I have to cut my sleep short to entertain you then you'd really meet a cranky and irritated version of me.

When I was maybe 7 this housgirl we had would take me to her room and UnCloth me and hump me. I knew it was wrong but I didn't even know exactly what it was cos I liked it(but that's not the point cos I was a child and should've never been used like that). Later got up the courage to tell my parents and she was sent away. That's the only one I was able to gather the courage to tell. The others threatened me and beat me so I couldn't report them. They'd do it till they'd either decide to leave our house for some reason or they'd get sent away for something else.

OritaIbadan:
I employed this 21years old lady last year as a sales rep. At resumption to work she appeard so decent and godly always With her Bible and Sunday school manual. I was really impressed by her spiritual and respectful nature. This made me treat her different from others. I buy her things and sometimes gives her money and always discuss her good life style with my wife. But what amazed me was that my wife was so indifferent about her each time I discuss her my wife will quickly change the topic. I thought, well woman with their naughty behavior towards other women.

Fast forward to June first this year her phone was stolen and I have a phone in office that I allow them access to incase their phone is off I can easily reach them through it. This faithful day, I tried to access my Facebook account using the office phone and found out that this same lady had used it but forget to logout. Well, I knew it was wrong to check her inbox but all the same I did.

After checking her inbox I couldn't sleep all night. I found out that she is having unprotected sex with 5 guys each guy per Sunday and she just did an abortion March this year the very day she told me that she was sick and can't make it to work and she wasn't sure who among the guys that impregnated her. I also found out that she had missed her period again and trying to hang it on one of the boys. The amazing thing is that non of these guys suspects her, they all believe she is a faithful girl friend.

I have thought of relieving her of her job, but my wife is asking me what should I give as reasons. But the truth is that I had never winessed such a wayward life before. If I pretend as though I know nothing she will eventually commit another abortion and continue with such life which is very dangerous at her age. What if she is my own daughter?

Please I want the mode to push this to the front page. I want to seek others opnion about it

First of all what you did was a crime. You've just invaded her privacy. What she does is none of your business. As long as she's doing the job you paid her for. Nigerian employers just like behaving like someone's parents. Idk why you would read her chats, you had no right to do that. You should be the one to apologize to her.

weblord1900:
Imagine a Social distancing in exam hall.
How e go be?

The only good part be say everybody go wear mask. So as you de talk dem nor go fast know say your mouth de move

The GOAT and the kids