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EroticAngelina:
op is nt serious

What I love in a man..

Physique: Tall, Strong, must have 8 packs Dark or fair(not albino o), Handsome, Thick black eyebrows, Pink full kissable lips, big stuff

Voice: smooth, svelte bass voice

Character: funny, Must be so romantic, must be a tease, always positive, caring, kind, smart, naughty and rich

God sent!!!

coolzeal:
Isn't it insane that Nigeria cannot refine its crude oil after decades of discovery? This is madness.

stwazobia:
Guy no be say u no play da game but with da yrs you mention: you be new school for the game. We don play hang boot before you start. I play da game far back, 1988 enter early 90's. by 2000, guy i don forget am.
My players na UKWUELU. I dey carry my player for my school bag go school play match. When i get home match, i dey comot everything wey dey for our sitting room use am for field because da carpet na block pattern, e dey like pitch... Nwanne da game enter ma head wella... Very sorry for the indomie generation: they misses a lot.

crixlight2:
Where are the village boy like me... gone are the days

Once be a champion in our street
Like if you play this very well

nonaira:
I have to agree with them. How can you build a company in lagos yet everything that company would be fabricating is coming from ND.

The injustice in thatc country is becoming ridiculous

Venom104:
Forget about him because he hasnt called?? Have you tried calling him to know if something could be wrong with him?


why do girls reason this way na.. No wonder marriage no dey last nowadays.

Mistermamus:
After e don Bleep all d BIU, AAU uniben and auchi polytechnic galz man dey vex me ehn do wayo on e people anyhow.

msmon:
She'll end to regret her action! Nigeria plays better and more successful than England when it comes to female football.

her male colleagues that favor to play for England instead of their fatherland?

Krystalxxx:
Love is definitely based on looks. So called fake love which is common in Nigeria. Girls look at fine faces and men look at boobs and ass. If a man is in a relationship with an ugly woman, he hardly honours her or treats her kindly. Most romantic gestures are extended to a good looking woman, while an ugly one no matter how loyal or decent, is treated like dirt and expected to be grateful she was even looked upon at all.

It is the undeniable truth that no matter how bad tempered an extremely beautiful woman is, she is treated like royalty. An ugly woman can never get away with such unless perhaps she is married. So called 'love' is not blind, partners, no matter how randy, are chosen for their beauty, by men , to a great extent. Does this not prove that this fake thing people call 'love' is based on beauty?

Your opinions are welcome.

Biliamin:
We can see those that are really working. This is one of the things true leadership can turn one to

TheSonOfMark:

The Honourable I have come to familiarize myself with conjures epistles devoid of the seeming banalities (as depicted in the afore-posted) which are punctuated with sesquipedalian idiolects which bamboozles even the most ardent literatti and seasoned lexicographers alike. The concocted imposting comment isn't in pari pasu with his command of the anglo lingua.

axortedbabe:
Which day wey this short boy go dey drag trouser reach waist..

Ishilove:

firstEVA:
My God, how did this very pretty lady marry I go die who cannot make a complete sentence in simple and correct English?

machinex10:
Nigeria has been ranked the most sexually satisfied country in the world. According to a survey carried out by condom manufacturers, Durex across 26 countries, Nigeria was named the most sexually satisfied country in the world. The survey states that Nigerians spend at least 24 minutes during intercourse. Countries are ranked based on mutual love and respect between partners, freedom from sexual dysfunction, frequency of sex and pre-intimacy and an exciting sex life.

Below is a full list of the countries

1. Nigeria
2. Switzerland
3. Spain
4. Italy
5. Brazil
6. Greece
7. The Netherlands
8. Mexico
9. India
10. Australia
11. Germany
12. China

source: http://www..ninja/2015/05/nigeria-ranked-most-sexually-satisfied.html

ireneidiva:
A 'cool Christian' girl will not double date in the first place.

focusM:
So my 27 year old friend is confused. She has two guys who have said they want to marry her before the end of the year and she is worried about who to break up with and who to concentrate on. These is the profile of the two guys.

Peter;
2.1 Graduate of chemistry
Christian
60K salary
Drinks and smokes
Very homely and makes her laugh
Very understanding
Very social
they have had sex many time
they've been dating for about two years
Has introduced her to his family and all close friends.
He plans to marry her this year
He doesn't really give her his money
He is 29 yrs
Not so fine but average height


Paul;
Graduate of marine science
Firebrand christian
100K salary
Doesn't drink and smoke
He is not very interesting to be with
Their moments together use to be boring
they have never had sex.he said he doesn't want sex till after marriage
She has not met his family but he plans to introduce her to them soon
He plans to marry her in september
He seems very happy with her
They've been dating for three month
He always gives her so much money
He is 26 years old
Very handsome but short.


As a friend,I advice her to take paul because he is nice to a fault(someone that will give and give without expecting anything in return) but she said she really loves peter and she is used to him but his smoking,drinking and selfish attitude makes her prefer paul though she is always far more happy to be with peter than paul. Pls advice her. Mature advice from people that have seen life not immature people.

elantraceey:
@2 it could be that she usually don't have airtime or she's not really the calling type.

@4 it also could be that she just shy or its something she seldomly do, i hardly take pictures with guys except it's a celebration or something, whether i'm interested in you or not.

missclasssy:
1. Cherlene
2 missclassy
4 seun
5 Draify
8 cutieberry
9 vickybee
10 Origin101
11 tosyne2much
12 marieolae
13 cherryice
14 lalasticlala
15 Enegod
16 Ireneony
17 Farano
18 ishilove
19 Kinglekan
20 mznelly

Martins301:
University of Benin remains the best and most academically challenging federal tertiary institution in Nigeria. Forget the online hyping of UNIILORIN, UI, UNN, and OAU. If you think you can play your way through the school, be ready to spend as much as 8 years for a 4 years course.

CC: lalasticlala

chronique:
I remember the Majek Fashek's hit track against the apartheid regime in the late 80's to early 90's. It's funny how all these events finally played out. Nigeria should learn to stop playing any big brother role to any African nation. Let's spend our resources to develop our country. If our neighbours like,let them die of hunger;that's their fucking business.

proxitaly:
Another Member of the said raving but not roaming 21 million. Patrick Obahiagbon is their prelate.

Just pray I no catch your script for WEAC. I will ground you till you learn motor pack grammar. Truly these breeds need to be quarantined

Alphaoscar:
ghen ghen ghen! actor done die for this NNPC film ooooooo

ebubey:
You hear things like; “ I don’t get along with women,” “ I prefer being friends with males than females ,” or “ I’m don’t have female friends because they’re too much drama .”

A lady walks into a room and some other ladies in the room start to hate for no reason. They make rude remarks, give icy stares that would make the newcomer almost bury herself if she has no self-confidence.

Often times, there is that one woman who immediately turns into an ice queen upon the very sight of you, despite you having done absolutely nothing to wrong her in any way.

Unlike men, women will often dislike another woman for no logical reason at all. The female folks are quick to judge one another and they are less likely to become friends with someone who could be perceived as a sexual rival.

A number of ladies will tell you that they have survived at least one mean attack from another lady, who badmouthed their appearance, dismissed them or made them feel less than a human being.
If you’ve never done anything to another woman to warrant such cruel treatment from her, then it’s likely that she has some serious issues and she’s just taking them out on you. Don’t blame yourself or be worried about it, you’ve done nothing wrong.
The funny thing is that despite all the drama men create in women’s lives and or the amount of hurt or abuse they cause, the women keep loving them. They’d rather hate a fellow woman, who has done nothing to them. But why is it so, why do women hate each other so much?

1. Jealousy :
Most women, whether they admit it or not, like to have attention focused on them. If there’s something taking it away from them, especially another woman, then she gets a little intimidated and typically starts to hate. Some women would hate you, if they think you’re prettier than them. Your mere presence makes them feel like ugly. If your dress looks prettier, they would hate. If they are single, they will see you as the competition. If they are married, they will see you as the seductive temptress trying to steal their man away.

2. Inferiority complex:
Some ladies start to feel inferior when others are showered compliments and they are not. They start to hate the lady who received the compliment as if it was her fault. If another lady commands respect and they don’t they begin to hate.

3. Pride :
Some women have a little too much pride within themselves and therefore cannot like anyone who they perceive is better than them. It’s okay to have a lot of self-esteem but a lot of women confuse it with pride.

4. Insecurity:
Some women are very insecure. They judge other women according to their insecurities and what makes them feel better about themselves.
Some say, it’s in a woman’s nature to be jealous of another women but a woman who knows her true self-worth can never be jealous of another. Not every woman has the habit of hating other women.
For women who have been attacked by others for no reason, just ignore them and keep being your awesome self. There are billions of people walking the surface of the earth, why be bothered over those hating you.

For those who are in the habit of hating others, stop seeing other women as competition. You should not feel threatened by their confidence.

Your self-worth should not be measured by another woman’s beauty or confidence, so stop looking for reasons to hate every woman you meet.
You are beautiful just the way you are. Be proud of who are and your appearance. When you see a beautiful lady you should complement her rather than hate. You gain nothing by hating.
Life is too short, after all.

FLAWLES:
You take her to a show and she scream and Faintz on seeing WIZkid >

Sweetlemon:
That's too much o.

I'm ok with 20%

Most of his money should go into investments. Then he should of course take care of himself, house upkeep, family, flexing etc. But I would make sure he invests at least 50%.

kitnah:
Okay,someone posted this on twitter with the caption 'major attribute of a real man,unlike some broke ass dude',and bingo,they all went ballistic on her.

Now,the question is 'do you agree with this'??

Cc
Rokiatu
Lala247
Mirexxx
briee

curiouses:
I think everything is wrong with this. Senior boy and other prefects are supposed to be selected based on merit not election.

irunoobo:
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i think SA govt is right. Nigeria goofed by calling the Ambassador. When SA citizens were killed in TB joshua's building that collapse, did they call their ambasador? smh[/size]