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PoliticsRe: Customs Collects N903bn Revenue For 2015 – Ali by DerMeister: 11:41am On Jan 09, 2016
The issue is not how much is generated but what is the money used for. Will it used to build roads, hospitals improve port facilities or just frittered away like every dime that comes into this country...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Most Fun, Most Weird, And Most Dangerous Jobs Around The World. by DerMeister: 9:09am On Jan 03, 2016
Bull crap... This post about oil rigs is bull crap, I'm beginning to think all your other posts are the same bull crap.

Explorers:
12. Most Dangerous: Oil Rig Personnel.


Oil rig personnel have it pretty rough indeed. It is a ridiculously dangerous job with an almost uncountable number of hazards fighting against you at any given time. The job is always performed far from civilization, on an oil rig of course, and usually demands 12 hour shifts with hazardous oil raining down around you the wholetime. Oh, and don’t light a cigarette. What’s worse is that if there is some kind of accident, they’re sofar offshore often it’s difficult to get timely medical care. The pay for the job is not too stellar either, given the risks.
PoliticsRe: Revalidation Of Tinted Permit, Firearms Licence Begins Today by DerMeister: 12:33pm On Jan 02, 2016
And do the police sell the guns or do you import the gun of your choice and go for a license like a car? A nice pump action shotgun is excellent for home defense.

TeOwl:
Only single barrel, double barrel and pump action shot guns... and you must be living in your own house (owner occupied residence) for them to give you the license, it would be very difficult to get a fire arm license if you live in a rented apartment.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerians Blast South African Rapper,aka 4 Talking About The Petrol Black Market by DerMeister: 10:41am On Nov 15, 2015
That's why nigeria never develops; too many id.iots in the country. Someone points out fuel scarcity and all those idi.ots start talking about racism and black on black violence and making comments on things they know nothing about. Later these same i.diots will complain about the same fuel scarcity and whine about how useless this country is.

I.DIOTS the whole lot of them... undecided

OKorowanta:
What has aka said wrong?
Is there fuel in d country presently or na water una dey use?
Queue returned to our filling stations for d umpteenth time some few days ago and it's still lingering.
Nigerians have decided to adopt "suffering and smiling" as children.
I tire for una.
If we can't accept di truth then why we kon dey praise Fela and his legacies?
Dis scenario is like hiding di truth from d world that Boko haram is a Christian group and they supports orphanage homes.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Flaunts Money After Being Robbed In South Africa by DerMeister: 8:41pm On Nov 14, 2015
What's the exaggeration here? That a watch costs $60,000 or the "manager" had a $60k watch? I sincerely hope it's the latter you mean... If not, you need serious exposure...

Jadonjack:
I actually have no prob with davido cos a normal person will implicitly see that davido is still very much young to handle the kinda money he has.

And BTW, op, do yu even know, if converted, what $60000 will amount to in naira?!
Yu literally telling us that davido's manager had a 15million wrist watch snatched from him. C'mon, take it easy with your exxageration pls
PoliticsRe: Before Evil People Say More On Deziani: Quick Irrefutable Facts by DerMeister: 2:33pm On Nov 14, 2015
SirBrightoc:
She was given a bad name just because of the hatred for her tribe. Let them prove a case against her. Only God knows the just in Nigeria.

It is a crime to be Igbo in Nigeria.
It is a crime to be so dumb as to post this crap...
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React To Diezani's New Look by DerMeister: 9:08am On Nov 14, 2015
This is pure, unadulterated bull crap! undecided

Calebsky:
[size=14pt]Quick Irrefutable facts[/size]

1. She has not used pathos nor appealed for anyone's sympathy. She is just a sick woman that even delayed her hospital photos till obviously a slight break from the chemo. While in office she was undergoing chemo in the UK. The cancer seems to have progressed....sadly.

2. She has not sought an injunction from any courts that would stop her prosecution

3. Sick people are prosecuted. Buhari's army even courtmartials dead soldiers. Deziani has not told anyone she cannot attend a trial.

4. Deziani is in the UK, same place that jailed Ibori and was prosecuting Late Alamieseigha. UK that has extradition agreement with Nigeria.

5. Deziani is facing ZERO charges in the UK.

6. The senate cleared NNPC of any fraud under Deziani.

7. External world-reputed auditors audited Deziani's NNPC. They did not find her wanting.

8. For 6 Months Oshiomole and Co have been unable to bring up charges against her.

9. We understand that more international auditors have been commissioned to investigate her. The silence from APC is deafening on this. Could it be they are finding ZERO evidence of wrongdoing?

10. six monthssss 6 MONTHSSS six months after NO WORD of an account or money traced to her. SIX MONTHSSSSSSS.

11. Kachikwu praised Deziani and her initiatives right there when he was made minister.

12. The SUBSIDY FRAUD Buhari and co accused her of, they are paying the same amounts she paid even when crude oil price has been halved.

13. It is the same arrangements for refining fuel abroad etc etc that NNPC is still using...the very same contracts.

14. All vessels she approved to load, Buhari having shot from the hips and banned them, have all been given clean bill of health.

15. The Tompolo she and her government put in charge of waterway security and as some sort of "citizen policing/vigilante" the Buhari government and NIMASA, having reviewed it have stated that Tompolo has the job for the next ten years.

16. Fuel scarcity was minimal in her time of service with prices remaining constant even through Christmas.

17. The fuel queues and black market which only came about by sabotage at the end of their tenure is alive and well now especially outside Lagos. Black market is booming again.

18. The oil theft has not abated a drop since she left, showing the intractability of that malaise and that she is not to blame.

19. Moreover she is not the police that should become GI Jane and go after oil thieves.

20. Again, not one "subsidy cabal" has been linked to her as her company the way Lagos tax collection companies are linked to Tinubu and Fashola.

21. Buhari and Nigeria in six months have not been able to show how removing her has led to increased earnings in any way. They have not told us the barrels declared under her were short. It is same barrels and volume of production.

22. There is evidence of fraud against Fashola, placed on public notice by his successor... SPECIFIC DETAILS OF GROSSLY OVERPAID-FOR WEBSITES, BOREHOLES PRICES ONLY POSSIBLE IN MARS and FOOTBRIDGES PAID FOR BUT NEVER BUILT. There is a standing judicial decision against AMaechi in Rivers. SIX MONTHS AFTER, NOT ONE SPECIFIC FRAUD PUT BESIDE THE NAME OF DEZIANI.

23. Evidence of the MONORAIL OF AMAECHI and FASHOLA TRAINS are there as monuments to their failure. Deziani successfully fixed four refineries to very appreciable extents that BUHARI WAS CREDITED WITH DOING THEM WITH BODY LANGUAGE. While Amaechi's Monorail has been declared a waste of state resources and moneys being voted to clear the Billion naira worth of debris, NONE OF DEZIANI'S PROJECTS HAVE A QUESTION MARK ON THEM.

24. Nigeria has in six months paid TSA 62 Billion which has been FLAGGED by the senate and populace. With same Saraki and Dino Melaye in the 7th Senate, NONE EVER FLAGGED HER PROJECTS. NOT ONE!!!!

25. While people say "the courts have not declared them thieves" on Fashola and Rotimi, those same witches and wizards have condemned THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND ONE OF THE MOST EDUCATED AND ACCOMPLISHED WOMEN EVER IN NIGERIA. Ever ever ever!!!

26. We restate Deziani's Accomplishments

a. She is an architect. How many women architects do you know personally?

b. She has a masters degree from CAMBRIDGE. That is an IVY LEAGUE school. (not some moimoi foreign school)

c. She is THE FIRST FEMALE DIRECTOR OF SHELL EVER EVER EVER.

d. She has held THREE MINISTERIAL POSITIONS SINCE 2007. Transport, Mines and Steel and then the position Amaechi and Tinubu can murder someone over PETROLEUM. Buhari is STEPPING INTO HER SHOES.) That is 8 clear years of meritorious service.

e. SHE IS THE FIRST FEMALE OPEC PRESIDENT EVER EVER EVER!!!!

f. She is the FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT OF GAS EXPORTING COUNTRIES ever.

G. She was Vice President of OPEC before then

h. Should we mention that she is the first female transport minister in Nigeria ever?

These are irrefutable. To comment, state the number and give me FACTS only. For beer parlour and tabloid gists of corruption, go to Sunday Akoji's wall. We deal only facts here.

Finally, HER AILMENT IS NOT A JUDICIAL EXCUSE BEFORE LAW. GET BUHARI TO PROSECUTE HER OR GO AND DEEP YOUR HEAD IN AN AJEGUNLE LATRINE if you believe she is guilty. Enough stories of tortoise and squirrel from APC supporters. GEJ is no longer "protecting" her. Press charges or shut the freaking hell up.

Instead una go dey pray make una daughters grow up to be like her, people wey no fit knock her papa or husband gate, wey dey write application to SHELL and them no take them go dey open mouth give who be DIRECTOR for the shell. Government work get insult no be small.
May God stretch forth his healing hands to the loveliest MOST BEAUTIFUL creature to ever be called MINISTER in Nigeria. God heal her please.

-Fron Ena Ofugara
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React To Diezani's New Look by DerMeister: 9:04am On Nov 14, 2015
Warning: Looting national resources is dangerous to your health. Crude oil related loot may be carcinogenic due to it's high toxicity!!
PoliticsRe: Calls For Censorship Is On Pornographic Content On Social Media – House Of Reps by DerMeister: 9:45am On Nov 12, 2015
The most developed nations in the planet have freedom to access Indecency, most of the nations with the porn censors are still developing or under developed...

francizy:
I can see that pornography has adverse effects on you right? Have you rapèd someone before as a result of watching porn? If you have, then I'd understand the angle you're coming from. As for me, I've been with several girls nàked, without having sex with them and I never rapèd them. If a nàked girl being with me in a room wouldn't prompt me into ràpè, then I believe that every right thinking human shouldn't be forced into ràpe by watching ordinary porn.

Now on the issue of what porn has contributed to our economy, I can tell you that porn hasn't contributed anything but let us analyse this from another angle, are we better of economically when compared with countries that have the freedom to consume pornography? Is pornography the most pressing issue rather than the fools to reduce their bogus allowances and cut cost of governance? Is pornography the most pressing issue when we're being terrorised by boko haram, herdsmen, armed robbers, policemen, etc? Is pornography the most pressing issue when our economy is nose diving while businesses are shutting down and numerous people loosing their jobs?
PoliticsRe: Economist Magazine A Mockery Of True Journalism - Akinwunmi Ambode by DerMeister: 9:21am On Nov 12, 2015
What newspaper or magazine in nigeria can compare to The Economist? They don't practice brown envelope journalism. They report the situation on ground as is. The man should learn to take criticism in his stride and look for solutions instead of embarrassing himself with silly rebuttals which no-one including himself believes. This rebuttal will be read by a few thousand who won't believe it anyway, while The Economist will be read by millions including those who can make decisions that affect millions of other lives...
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Can’t Wait Any Longer For Steady Power Supply – Fashola by DerMeister: 8:14am On Nov 12, 2015
This dung pile should stop lacing threads with id,iotic comments. Go and jump off 3rd mainland bridge please!!

ichidodo:
[color=#1986BC] This Lagos politician should shut up and get down to work.....God help Nigerians as they expect dividends of change at hands of a bureaucrat on sectors of the Nigerian infrastructural hemisphere requiring skilled and experienced technocrats.. All thanks to dullardeen from Daura..[/color]
PoliticsRe: On The Trail Of Frail Madame Diezani Allison - Dele Momodu by DerMeister: 8:34pm On Nov 07, 2015
I would leave the sarcasm aside and learn how to write... where did you learn your journalism? Don't you proofread? I shake my head at today's journos!!!

FemiFaniKayode:
my conscience was paid for it and I pray you get the message and live the sarcasm aside
TravelRe: Deadly Accident At Maitama Junction In Abuja Nigeria (photos) by DerMeister: 11:43am On Nov 05, 2015
"Fatal accident...although no life was lost..." This forum needs to have criteria for posting, Literacy and basic comprehension should be the minimum standard. We have to stop these "grammatically fatal posts". OP please go and study Intensive English!

viviangist2:
Was not a happy day today at Maitama Junction In Abuja Nigeria Today, There was a "fatal accident" at the junction Today which many people were injured although No life was lost at the scene of the Accident, we thank God for that, see photos from the Scene of the Accident at "Maitama Junction In Abuja" Below.

source http://viviangist.com/deadly-accident-at-maitama-junction-in-abuja-nigeria-photos
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa Govt. Reveals Real Cause Of Alamieyeseigha’s Death by DerMeister: 6:21pm On Oct 14, 2015
More like legs of sh.i.t

modath:
Alams was no saint, he had feet of CLAY!!!
EducationRe: Before You Send Your Daughter To A University In Ghana, Please Read This. by DerMeister: 3:30pm On Oct 12, 2015
It seems like there are a lot of immature and childish people in nigeria and ghana!! undecided
PoliticsRe: Petrol Price Is Now 74 Naira Per Litre? by DerMeister: 8:35am On Oct 12, 2015
May it strike you first on it's way to those targets!

exxell:
This is good. We expect it to go to 30 naira a liter because this is our product. God bless Buhari if it is true undecided undecided

Meanwhile, Thunder fire Okorocha... Thunder fire Ogboko and Thunder fire the Thunder that fired Rochas. May the thunder come without lightening and warning.... Just Gbowaaaaasa and may it smite him in the centre parting of his black nyansh. May thunder turn his house to charcoal. Thunder in his food, Thunder in his toilet, Thunder in his wife's something, thunder in his bed and thunder in his swimming pool. Thunder Thunder Thunder.... Everywhere Thunder. Thunders in succession and thunder in braces and hat tricks... Overall, let there be a rain of thunder.

Thunder fire Boko Haram and Thunder fire the chibok scam. Thunder fire Atiku and All Boko Haram sponsors. Thunder fire APC too. Thunder Fire Northern Nigeria. Infact, Thunder fire Nigeria as a whole outside Biafra.
angry angry angry
RomanceRe: This Guy Broke Up With His Abuja Girlfriend & Married A Girl From His Village by DerMeister: 5:00pm On Oct 09, 2015
It would be a privilege if you were smart and original!

free2ryhme:
It would be a privilege if you refrained from quoting, thanks!!
RomanceRe: This Guy Broke Up With His Abuja Girlfriend & Married A Girl From His Village by DerMeister: 2:44pm On Oct 09, 2015
It would be a privilege if you refrained from commenting, thanks!!

free2ryhme:
quiet village woman over an Abuja big babe lynch.. The guy did his future a great privileged cheesy
PoliticsRe: Two Ministers That Can Save Nigeria. by DerMeister: 11:03am On Oct 08, 2015
All we know is that your brain ain't working. Please refrain from silly comments till it starts working properly.

chiedu7:
[size=13pt]NIJA NEEDS SAVING FROM THESE STRANGE TURN OF EVIDENTS WITH THIS APC.


AND THE LIST GROWS.


[b]WELL APC & DULLARD KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING.

NIGERIA MADE THE SPOKESMAN OF BOKO HARAM THEIR PRESIDENT
https://i.imgur.com/TIOybrD.png?1

SENATE PRESIDENT RIGGED HIS WAY TO OFFICE,
AND HIS PARTY IS SUPPOSED TO FIGHT CORRUPTION.
IT'S LIKE ARMED ROBBERS GUARDING YOUR HOUSE

THE NIGERIAN ECONOMY HAS GONE FROM BEING THE MOST ANTICIPATED IN THE WORLD
TO BEING IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.

THE PRIVATE SECTOR IS SUFFERING UNDER DULLARD & APC

THE APC's SENATE PRESIDENT IS FIGHTING FOR HIS POLITICAL CAREER!

APC GUBERNATORIAL KOGI CANDIDATE STOLE MONEY AND ADMITTED IT, YET FREE

https://i.imgur.com/dJOLNYD.png?2


BOKO HARAM IS KILLING WITH IMPUNITY.

FULANI HERDS MEN ARE KIDNAPPING YORUBA ELDERS WITH EASE.

https://i.imgur.com/zo0wZBu.png?1

FULANI HERDS MEN ARE KILLING FARMERS ALL OVER THE PLACE.

B00HARI DON ENTER JP MORGAN EXITS NIJA

NAIRA DON DEY FALL.
IT'S NOT OIL PRICE BECOS SAUI ARABIA TOO SELLS OIL
AND THEIR CURRENCY IS OKAY.
ALSO THE PRICE OF OIL DID NOT FALL WHEN GMB GOT IN IT FELL WHILE GEJ WAS THERE,
BUT WHEN GMB GOT IN THE NAIRA HAS BEEN FALLING.


BOKO HARAM SUSPECTS ARE BEING SET FREE AND REWARDED FOR MURDER

[img]http://i1.wp.com/ynaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/suspects3.jpg?zoom=1.5&resize=640%2C423[/img]

WHEN BOKO HARAM BOMB, GMB DOES NOT GO TO SEE THE SITES.


B00HARI IS THE ONLY LEADER TO THINK MICHELLE IS THE PRESIDENT OF WEST GERMANY.

B00HARI IS THE ONLY NIGERIAN LEADER THEY WONT LET ADDRESS THE NATION DIRECTLY,
SO HE DOES NOT ADDRESS TINUBU AS AWOLOWO SINCE HE THINKS MICHELLE IS THE PRESIDENT OF WEST GERMANY.

NIGERIA'S ECONOMY THAT WAS REGARDED WORLD-WIDE AS GROWING IS NOW IN JEOPARDY

DULLARD IGNORES FEDERAL CHARACTER AND APPOINTS ONLY THE NORTH TO KEY POSITIONS.
DULLARD IN A DEMOCRATIC SYSTEM IS PRACTICING NORTHOCRACY.
GOVT OF THE NORTH FOR THE NORTH BY THE NORTH huh


BOKO HARAM MEMBERS WERE ARRESTED IN THE SOUTH EAST & SOUTH WEST

BEGGARS THREATENED THE GOVERNMENT OF KADUNA STATE.

DULLARD IS THE 1ST PRESIDENT TO TAKE HIS CHILD ON A GOVERNMENT FUNDED OFFICIAL TRIP.
AND THE TRIP WAS PAID FOR BY THE TAX OF THE NIGERIAN MASSES.

₦AIRA HAS FALLEN SO MANY TIMES SINCE DULLARD & APC GOT IN.

DULLARD HAS CUT OFF THE SOUTH-WEST THAT GAVE HIM THE PRESIDENCY.

GIVES ONLY THE NORTH NICE APPOINTMENTS, WHILE IGNORING THE REST OF THE COUNTRY

MAKE'S SURE ONLY THE NORTH GETS SENATE PRESIDENT & SPEAKER OF REPS.

GRACIOUSLY GIVES THE EAST OF NIGERIA BOKO HARAM PRISONERS

WONDERFUL GIVES THE SOUTH-SOUTH NUCLEAR REACTORS THAT OTHERS KNOW IS A DEATH TRAP.

BOKO HARAM HAS INCREASED IT'S KILLING, EVEN BURNING THE HOUSE OF TOP MILITARY MAN.

BOKO HARAM IS NOW SENDING CHILDREN TO BOMB FOR THEM.

KADUNA STATE GOVERNOR IS CALLING THE VICE PRESIDENT A "MERE COMMISSIONER"

DULLARD DOES NOT WANT TO SUPPORT THE NIGER DELTA GUYS WHO REFUSED VIOLENCE TO GO TO SCHOOL!

NOT ONLY DID APC RIG IN SARAKI AS WE CAN SEE,
BUT ALSO RIGGED IN A CATTLE RARER AS PRESIDENT.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2905117_buharicattle_jpeg067aeaa2a960e9ca5b3a2fa687ed96fd


WHO SAID DULLARD & APC ARE NOT WORKING[/b]
[/size] [size=36pt] ?[/size]

https://i.imgur.com/wh1z7Nv.gif?1
HealthRe: Pristine Muscles by DerMeister: 9:40am On Oct 01, 2015
People like you give credence to the myth that body builders are stupid. I was talking about phil heath. Even if I was talking about you, you can't do diddly squat. Not unless you want to rot in a cell for the rest of your life. So thank your stars we're on a faceless forum...

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
Thank your stars that this is a faceless forum, had it been that you where to meet me face to face and you say this sort of thing, only God in heaven knows what could have happened to you.
HealthRe: Pristine Muscles by DerMeister: 11:10am On Sep 30, 2015
Proud pompous a.s.s. hole!!

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
Wow, yesterday was indeed an epic in the history of the sport. Damn, so much muscles everywhere. Although the man i was routing for did not win but at least he gave it his best shot.
Congratulations to Phil Heath for successfully defending the Mr Olympia. Winning the most coveted crown in the sport five times in a row is no mere feat.
Four hundred thousand dollars prize money was given to him and that is not small money for enduring those gruelsome sessions in the gym, the diet, fat-pills and supplements taken. I respect you.


CONGRATULATIONS ONCE AGAIN PHIL HEATH
Mr OLYMPIA 2015
CelebritiesRe: Ik Ogbonna’s Wife To Haters, Where’s The Waist Trainer? (photo) by DerMeister: 1:08pm On Sep 26, 2015
And what is your business where the happily married couple had their wedding? Look deep into what your govt is doing so your country can improve. Poking your nose into their marriage won't help your country. I don't think they know you exist. Go to the gym, lose some fat and maybe you can show off a sexy body like her someday.

halfrica:
cheesy oga hater kehuh?
Na beauty witout brains is like a terminal disease wit a deadly virus
U need a brain box to keep u goin nd to financially assist u
Nt financially drain u
She nd ik both made d child av never seen a post of her showin wat she bought for her son wit her own money

Didnt u hear bou d court marriage done in her country its nt cos ik wanted a cheap weddin she wanted a weddin dat wud favor her wen dey spilt
Ow mch is a court weddin in nigeria psquare did a quiet court weddin in nigeria who knewhuh?
Do u kno ow mch d flight abi dem trekk go there ik paid for d hotel dey wud av stayed in d girls home town d amount he paid d court nd all his expenses for d *so not expensive wedding * it was more expensive dan some nigerians weddin nd his excuse was he wanted to reduce costhuh? Its cos nigerians dnt look deep intoa statement dats why we are were we are today cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Ik Ogbonna’s Wife To Haters, Where’s The Waist Trainer? (photo) by DerMeister: 9:07am On Sep 26, 2015
If u don't have it, don't hate those who do have it! Haters inc!

pretydiva:
So...who ur tiny waist don help undecided...my friend cover dat tin jor n b a responsible mother n a wife
CelebritiesRe: Ik Ogbonna’s Wife To Haters, Where’s The Waist Trainer? (photo) by DerMeister: 9:04am On Sep 26, 2015
Haters inc.

halfrica:
Common sense nd brains angry
PoliticsRe: Godswill Akpabio Receives Wild Cheers As He Touches Down In Akwa Ibom..photos by DerMeister: 10:54am On Sep 24, 2015
#Dakkada stop exposing your crass stupidity...

searay:
Sorry for all the illiterates here on NL calling senior citizens thief. If you have evidence, why not contact EFCC,ICPC,POLICE,DSS or IBUhari.
#Dakkada kpong ukeng inua
#Dakkada shun smoking weed
#Dakkada shun insulting a performer
TravelRe: A Discriminating Experience In Poland by DerMeister: 3:03pm On Sep 22, 2015
The stupidity is strong with this one!

aim5:
Racism is intentionally preventing someone from getting employment because of their race. Or by intentionally not giving them a loan because of the color of their skin. Prejudice is just not liking them, and even if I was prejudice towards them, I'm not in any position to ruin their careers or livelihoods. Racism on the other hand, can have that effect. That's the difference.
PoliticsRe: Stop Congratulatory Adverts For Me, Says New GMD NNPC by DerMeister: 7:13pm On Aug 07, 2015
Easy to reject newspaper ads, when xmas time rolls around, I hope he will reject all the hampers and cows that will be delivered to his office... or at least send them to a motherless babies home or prison charity...

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