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PoliticsRe: So Is The Protest A Success Or A Failure? by DerMeister: 9:37pm On Jan 09, 2012
All the people sayin d strike was a failure are so busy struggling to s.u.c.k. GEJ's d.i.c.k. that they don't see what's really happening!!! I'm sure labour will succeed in the end!!!
Nairaland GeneralA Character Called Beaf by DerMeister(op): 7:41pm On Jan 09, 2012
There's dis character beaf on NL who always seems to support PDP/GEJ no matter what, I think this person's head is so far up GEJ's a.s.s. that he/she doesn't know his/her left from his/her right.

Can we let this guy know what we think of him/her, let's know what's on your mind guyshuh
PoliticsRe: Describe Goodluck Jonathan In One Word by DerMeister: 7:37pm On Jan 09, 2012
Useless
PoliticsRe: I Didn't Say "The Poor Don't Get It" - Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala by DerMeister: 7:21pm On Jan 09, 2012
Whether she said it or not is irrelevant, the fact is that she's an IMF puppet dancing to the world bank/imf tune. We don't need her or SLS to run our country's finances. If she can't do her job with subsidy in place, she should resign afterall since she came in, the economy has not improved instead it has worsened.

I would advice GEJ a.s.s lickers like beaf to take their faces out of GEJ's a.s.s long enough to see what's actually happening in this country
GamingRe: *~ Tboy1 Voted The Gaming Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!!! by DerMeister: 3:50pm On Dec 08, 2011
^^^^^
Dweebs!!! huh cool
PropertiesRe: Fashola To Seize Property If Tenants Commits Crime. by DerMeister: 10:00pm On Nov 24, 2011
It seems 70% of the people posting on this thread are dim witted m-o-r-o-n-s, How can the govt hold landlords responsible for its failures? If crimes are commited it's the duty of the police and state security agencies to aprehend the culprits and mete out punishment to them. Their landlord has no business with his tenants activities. I would feel pissed off if my lanlord tried to "police" me, btw, i can't stay in the same compound with a "landlord".

These set of rulers/govs/senators etc are clueless, they don't know what governance is about. They are clueless and surround themselves with clueless advisers and commisioners, result: Idiotic policies that take us back to the dark ages instead of developing the country,
PhonesRe: Can Ipad Be Configured To Work With Starcomms Cdma by DerMeister: 7:28pm On Nov 22, 2011
If you bought an ipad for verizon/CDMA then you can't use it on a GSM network!, In this country u can only use it on starcomms or visafone networks. Go see their customer care/tech support for more advice.
GamingRe: The Battle Begins: Battlefield 3 Vs Modern Warfare 3 by DerMeister: 3:02pm On Nov 20, 2011
Bawss1:
WTH, Na wa o

So much for the spoiler alert!!!!

Maybe I'll stay away from this thread till my copy of the game arrives.
Every thread in the games section has "bawss" saying "my game is comin, my game is comin"!!! for 3 weeks, your game is coming! you better go to your game dude otherwise they'll come when BF4 and COD MW4 are about to be released!!! cool
TravelRe: FG Fines British Airways $135M & Virgin Atlantic $100M Over Ticket Prices by DerMeister: 9:59am On Nov 18, 2011
The problem is not from the airlines, its the bloody taxes the govt tacks on the air fares that makes them expensive. The taxes are too high and there's no evidence that the tax is being used for anything useful. Our airports are horrible, toilets smell and don't work, airport workers harass passengers etc. In MM2, if you flying to PH, ABJ or wherever, after buying your ticket, you have to pay a PASSENGER PROCESSING CHARGE of N1000 b4 you get to the departure lounge. This is criminal and should be stopped. I dont blame the airlines, I blame our govt for poor regulation of the industry.
CareerRe: Should Social Networks Be Blocked At Work? by DerMeister: 11:32am On Nov 12, 2011
Yes, they should be blocked! A total waste of time at work.
FashionRe: Should You Wear Your Suit With The Label? by DerMeister: 11:08am On Nov 12, 2011
People who don't know how to wear suits wear them with their labels on, or maybe they hired the suit from a shop for an occassion and would have to return it afterwards to the store. If they remove the labels, they'd have to pay for the suit.

Guy who actually own the suits should please remove the labels on the sleeves b4 wearing them out.
Satellite TV TechnologyWhich Is The Best Lcd, Led Tv? by DerMeister(op): 7:03pm On Nov 10, 2011
Personally I think Samsung had d best LCD TVs but Sony has the best LED TVs.

I prefer Sony because of the BRAVIA engine & BRAVIA sync with my PS3 and other Sony devices,

Any other ideashuh
PoliticsRe: Uduaghan Shuts Down Major Roads In Warri For Daughters Wedding by DerMeister: 3:21pm On Nov 10, 2011
The issue is not if she's ugly or not, The issue is that the cockroach gov of delta state closed down major roads for his daughter's wedding which he'll sponsor with $$$ stolen from delta state.

If she has good character, she'd insist on having a ceremony without the stolen $$$ and harassment of innocent hard-working citizens whose lives she's inconveniencing because of her wedding.

But like father like daughter, she'd want what she should not have or deserve thereby bringing curses upon her marriage b4 it even starts. The amount of people who must have cursed them today will move God to answer them.

PDP & all its members will hav 2 die b4 nigeria can move an inch 4ward.
Car TalkRe: What's The Fastest Speed You've Experienced In A Car? by DerMeister: 11:06am On Nov 09, 2011
A GOOD CAR = Bugatti, Pagani, Aston Martin, Lambo etc u get the idea, Even a Benz E350 or S430 can do that if the speed limiter is removed, On the other hand a "moto" is what most people use: 190, v-boot, older camrys and accords etc, I use a "moto" don't have $$$ for a GOOD car.
Car TalkRe: What's The Fastest Speed You've Experienced In A Car? by DerMeister: 10:50am On Nov 09, 2011
baby-boy:
No you cant!!!

Unless you are driving a Lamboghini or Ferrari (or an F1 car that has a 7th gear)

an BMW M3/M5 would get you between 160-175 (Ok an M5 would clock 177mph because it has a 6th gear)


A normal car would clock  145mph due to the aero dynamic of the car
Please READ b4 typing,

Anybody with a GOOD CAR. Do u understand GOOD CARhuh
Car TalkRe: What's The Fastest Speed You've Experienced In A Car? by DerMeister: 10:39am On Nov 09, 2011
Anybody with a good car can clock approx 300km/hr on controlled roads, on the other hand, if you can clock 220km/hr on a 9ja road your a driver with b-a-l-l-s.

I did 200km/hr on the east-west road after the rivers-a/ibom bridge in my galant 2 months ago. Was trying to push the car to its limit, at 200, my bro told me to cool down.  cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: List Of People On The Nairaland Idiot/low Iq Quota by DerMeister(op): 10:48pm On Nov 06, 2011
^^^

Where are the "smart" folk on NL?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Seen A Policewomen With A Gun? by DerMeister: 9:35am On Nov 06, 2011
Yeah, but she was a MOPOL officer not black & black, this was in PH. I've also seen a female soldier with a very large rifle on the East-West road to A/Ibom state.
Nairaland GeneralRe: List Of People On The Nairaland Idiot/low Iq Quota by DerMeister(op): 9:01am On Nov 06, 2011
Odunnu:
I cant remember a NLndr who has more spontaneous sense of humour than MrCork, his IQ isnt low at all, little wonder why a certain time ago his 'no offeince' slang went beyond NL and fakers/attention seekes still (till today)try to copy him.
A recent example of a "spontaneous sense of humour" - 98% of homebased nigerians are ugly,  If you think that's funny, then you have a problem.


Dyt:
^ r u sayin d oda s?
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Erm my own list starts wit DerMister
brb wit more
Obviously you belong on that list.
Nairaland GeneralList Of People On The Nairaland Idiot/low Iq Quota by DerMeister(op): 7:45pm On Nov 05, 2011
Hello,

After seeing some of their posts, I think the following belong in this list:

mr cork
190
,

Obviously there are others, but I can't remember their IDs, please feel free to add those who truly belong to this list.

Thanks.
BusinessRe: FG Imposes Fuel Levy On Federal Roads - From Jan 2012 by DerMeister: 10:48pm On Oct 31, 2011
Clueless president + Imperialist puppet Finance Minister = Screwed up Country

Those who voted this current set of retards (pres & govs) to rule nigeria must be brain dead morons!!!
FamilyRe: What Is The Real Definition Of A Man According To Your Experience? by DerMeister: 10:41pm On Oct 31, 2011
All the posts above are bull crap! REAL MEN DON'T EAT QUICHE and it's as simple as that  cool
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-Iweala: Is She The Messiah We Are Waiting For, Or Do We Look For Another? by DerMeister: 5:27pm On Oct 23, 2011
Stagger is right, the problem is the people in authority and most of the idiots replying here don't even know what's happening or have incredibly short memories. Removal of subsidy has been done so many times in the past by previous govts & all the "blessings" they promised would come when subsidy was removed never came. Any fool who thinks subsidy removal will develope or benefit Nigeria/Nigerian masses should SET HIMSELF ON FIRE as he would be doing Nigeria a great favour. cool
RomanceRe: Things You Hate About The Opposite Gender by DerMeister: 2:19pm On Oct 21, 2011
The way some of them act when you 1st meet them!
The way silly girls like mr cock/cork & 190 blab on NL,
PoliticsRe: Rivers State Declares Free Medicare For Residents! by DerMeister: 4:05pm On Oct 15, 2011
Me thinks the better part of d post is the ban on "keke napep", I hope that's true!
RomanceRe: Why Are You Single? by DerMeister: 6:15pm On Sep 12, 2011
You are single because nobody wants you NOT because you think it's your choice, Keep deceiving yourself!!
FamilyRe: Should A Married Woman Keep In Touch With Her Ex? by DerMeister: 7:49pm On Sep 08, 2011
Dude, if your wife be callin her Ex always or for any reason, then her Ex got more game than you! Simple!!
CareerRe: Are Second Class Lower Graduates Still Relevant In Our Society? by DerMeister: 7:41pm On Sep 08, 2011
No class of degree (1st class, 2:1, 2:2, 3rd class) from a Nigerian School is relevant and that's the bitter truth! embarassed
EducationRe: Are Nigerian Graduates Useless, Especially Engineers ? by DerMeister: 10:25pm On Jul 08, 2011
D poster probably failed maths & physics in waec n jamb and couldn't get admitted to study engineering,

D idiot's just thrash talking,
BusinessAfribank, How Strong? How Close Are They To Liquidation? by DerMeister(op): 8:04pm On Jun 28, 2011
Guys,

I heard Afribank is close to liquidation and people should take out their money while they can. Does any1 have any info on this issue?

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