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DANILSA: That guy [dangote] is a bad business tycoon, all powerful and brilliant. I pray he fails in his monopolistic endeavour, if not, am finished, when all his competitors are dead, then we will buy one bag for 5000, no option again. That guy [dangote] is a bad business tycoon, all powerful and brilliant. I pray he fails in his monopolistic endeavour, if not, am finished, when all his competitors are dead, then we will buy one bag for 5000, no option again.

And then use the money to support musicians!

If the price of cement doesn't drop then i don't give a fucq about this!! Lets see how this sh.it plays out!

PDP govs are the majority in this country and most of them are useless and were selected by we all know who! That's why Edo kicked out pdp for Oshiomhole, SW will never vote for pdp...you need to remove your head from gej's a.rs-e and learn the duties of a real competent president and stop defending that cretin blindly!

Beaf: So, the President "selected" the ANPP governors of Yobe and Borno, the ACN governors in the SW, APGA governors in the SE etc?
See why I can confidently declare that you people are ignorant?

In your own interest, go and learn the duties of your LG boss and governor (except you are driven by ethnic bigotry to blame far off parties for local events).

PDP govs are the majority in this country and most of them are useless and were selected by we all know who! That's why Edo kicked out pdp for Oshiomhole, SW will never vote for pdp...you need to remove your head from gej's a.rs-e and learn the duties of a real competent president and stop defending that cretin!

Beaf: So, the President "selected" the ANPP governors of Yobe and Borno, the ACN governors in the SW, APGA governors in the SE etc?
See why I can confidently declare that you people are ignorant?

In your own interest, go and learn the duties of your LG boss and governor (except you are driven by ethnic bigotry to blame far off parties for local events).

Look at nigga spouting rubbish, is it not the same president/party who selects useless governors (who by the way don't know what the word governor means)... and then you ask people: do you know what a governor's duty is or a LG boss's duty is? Are they not "gifted" to us by the same hapless president as favours for political thuggery or something equally nefarious...

How can there be meaningful progress?

nigeria got a president from the gutter, what do you expect from it? or its mating partner (from the sty) ? all the people doing the insulting can't be wrong! If 1 person calls you a horse: ignore him, if 2 people call you a horse: think about it, if 3 people call you a horse, buy a saddle!

Billyonaire: GEJ, is my Hero. He will not be deterred from fighting corruption, providing infrastructures, and redirecting Nigeria into the path of success. Then all those insulting Team GEJ, will kneel down and apologize profusely for their past silly behavior. But as good people, we will forgive them. Cos they lack common sense.

This dude's brain has been addled!! Actually saying retardeen is fighting corruption and providing infrastructures!!! I'm beginning to see the reason for the "40 laptop crew" stories.

We're getting tired of the usual names for gej: clueless, retardeen etc etc... can someone come up with new names for gej??

ten dorrar suckee suckee twenny dorrar f.uckkee f.uckkee

Someone is high on cheap crack!!! Or are you a member of her a.r-se lickin entourage! She loves her own humanity! Pls dnt come and spray bull crap here.

Clairette: Congrats!. She deserves every honour conferred on her. Dame Patience truly loves humanity.

You that is talking, what's your passion n what steps have u made to develop it.

quote author=scopusng]See dem[/quote] Givin to him from the back the way he likes it!!![

Congo Ho: Not just their souls, their a.rse holes as well! retardeen gej has them on a roster, everynite he screws 2 of them in d a.r.se and then shoots his load into their willing mouths... then they come here and spout the rubbish they swallow fom gej!!!

I thought they lived in gej's a.rs-e

ten dorra suckee suckee, twenny dorra f.uckee f-uckee

Bawss1: The bolded line above is a straight up lie. Let Beaf provide evidence of the US hauling people for making demeaning statements about its leaders on the web.


What David Mark is calling for is akin to what the likes of Libya, Syria, North Korea and Iran embarked on at some point(or are still doing).It smacks of totalitarianism and dictatorship. I'm shocked that our senate president is making such a call.

Y bother with this ar-s.ehol.e, he'll vomit d shyte he swallows in gej's ars.e (dat's where he lives btw)... The Prez is incompetent and that's d bottom line!!! David Mark is a dumb thug who can't make any reasonable statement... this whole pdp regime consists of dim wits and im.be-ciles...

a big shame!

Uh oh! now they've come out to vomit the shyte they swallow in gej's a-r.se... see how they attack people trying to pour their shyte on errbody!!!

Jambsupport: 1) IFIHEARAM
2) BILLYONAIRE
3) BEAF
4) D-EXPLORER
5) WEREPERI

Please add your own list, make we know them.

Oh boy! this Jambsupport had to stick her hand up gej's a-r.se and stir up the nest of those creatures living there! Now they've slithered out and are looking for who to bite!

This babe is smokin!!! Can I get her digits from sumbdy plz!!

Don't think this is happening anytime soon, especially with the windows surface tablet due for launch soon... If it does, good for us iPad users, if it doesn't, no sweat!

These d-ic.k suckers have derailed the thread.

This is the only post that makes sense! Almost all others are stewpid, ignorant, off point and meaningless... If you use fake documents and you are caught, you should pay the penalty, they should have deported them instead of collecting 2k... if the country requires vaccination, go get vaccinated instead of getting fake papers... stupid nigerians, whenever they are wrong they start arguing stupidly instead of acknowledging the fact!

stagger: We as Nigerians need to stop this unbridled stupidity we are displaying here. Everyone knows that fake yellow fever cards are sold at MMIA for a fee. Nigeria had the largest yellow fever epidemic in 1986. I remember being vaccinated along with everyone in my school then.

The Ghanaian authorities are being proactive. I know a relation who got one of those fake yellow fever papers in MMIA. On arrival in Ghana, she was forced to have the true vaccination.

At the end of the day, which is better? Carrying a paper when indeed you are not protected in case an epidemic hits without warning, or being vaccinated and being sure you have a 10 year protection?

We should stop deceiving ourselves and do the right thing for once. I am Nigerian, but I have to say that some of our attitudes need to change radically.

Why would someone prefer to buy fake yellow cards instead of going to a health facility and getting the vaccine for free? WHY ARE WE SO STUPID AT TIMES?

They should seize the $$$, then when his prison term is about to end in the UK, they should request for extradition, take him to USA, try his silly a-s.s and convict the i-dio.t and sentence him to jail for another 7 yrs...

Ahhh, the 1st lady, An Internationally certified 1st grade i-dio.t: why do they let this sow out of the presidential pigsty?? to assault our senses with her brainless oinking!! I think gej doesnt get it up for her anymore!!! dey need to buy a presidential horse to bang sense into her!!!

Hope the creatures in gej's a.r-se don't come gunning for me!

The I.d-iot.ic presidential family keep trumping themselves in gross stupidity!!! How d retarded president allow such a thing to happen...

the country is really God forsaken...

very soon those idi-ots in gej's a.rs.e will crawl out and start vomiting shyte on this thread...

These a.r.s.e holes keep appearing on any thread that attacks the clueless president, Once you attack gej, beaf and the other creatures slither out from his a.r.s-e and vomit the shyte they swallow while in gej's a-r.se...

cant NL get rid of dem

Why should we "hail" retardeen? cos he appointed a female cjn? big deal... She deserved it and she got it... Kudos to her, meanwhile, the dumbass president and all those who lick his a.s.s should jump off 3rd mainland bridge!

Please crawl back into gej's a.s.s and continue lickin' it or whatever it is you do there! I'm not going to argue with a spambot troll!

gej can't make a single decision without controversy... doesn't he know how the game is played? the man must be a puppet under the control of someone/group of people!

Let's hope it's a ban on using motorcycles for commercial purposes and not banning motorcycles totally from the state... I don't think the state has a right to ban a form of transportation that the federal govt licenses individuals to use...

Oh boy, attack the clueless gej and this beaf creature comes slithering out from his a.s.s...

This man would prolly be the president with the lowest IQ in the world,add advisers with single digit IQs and the country is doomed to failure!!

Those saying he should go to hell or f*** off should suck a goat's d1ck, cos he has every right to do what he wants... If arse-nal mgt don't want to win trophies, and he wants to win, then they have to part ways so the team isn't split before the season starts...

Bloody useless city, with 2 refineries, 1 fuel depot and numerous ports and jetties for receiving fuel, there's no fuel... The level of greed in PH is too high!

Messi should move to another club and show his "genius"... All the other World best footballers switched clubs or leagues and shone. If he is really great, he should move to another team. If he's such a phenomenon, why hasn't Argentina won the world cup. Why is he dull in intl matches?

CR-7 is a great player, one of the greatest of his time... I don't know who's better, to make a sound judgement, Messi should move to another club, seek a new challenge... and let's see him shine elsewhere...

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From the list: Tom & Jerry, my own fave: Courage the cowardly dog, spooked me sometimes.