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27 pages, nairaland members suck!

They should strip them of the honors and send them to UK for proper prosecution. Also, they shpould strip Dame Sow of any honors if she has and prevent her from getting any cos she doesn't deserve it

Stupid thread! Stupid replies! Stupid ghanaians and Nigerians!

PHCN is on strike, so I guess i'll go for option C.

retardeen and his 40 theives can go and die in their cave... 1 day, nigerians will put them in drums and pour boiling oil on them for their nonsense!

f-uck nigeria, f-uck nigeria's leadership and f-uck nairaland!

I knew about a few of the Oil blocks mentioned being operated by companies like afren, amni... the rest well where an eye opener. These were mostly shallow water & land oil blocks. They are now moving into the deep water blocks with much larger reserves. The pres does not hav the balls to stop this, we need a pres with real balls to end this mess up.

Thanks for the eye opener, information is power!!!

Bawss, One of the smartest posters on NL, very polite as well, never gets into fights with anyone. There's no one better.

Stagger: Always on point. Lots of common sense which is lacking in most posters here.

Bullcrap, When I see it, I'll beleive. BTW how sustainable is it?

1 down, x more to go! Any bloody rear-admiral who wants out of the closet should go west and come out of his closet, come out here and get whacked. It's not accepted here as normal. We don't take too kindly to that sort of psychoses...

On the 7th day God created the Remington marine magnum 870 model shotgun to blast gays and the gay right supporters all the way to hell, then he rested.

All we want is the truth! the bitter truth, and of course any truth about our presidential sow would be most welcome

Awwww, not again, they jes increased tariffs last year! Comcast and BSkyB please come save us!

He's right about the sow, she's too grabby. I'll give him points for that!

Your game isn't tight bro... you need to up your game dawg!

It doesn't matter, having brains is what matters!

The daily meaningless thread w pic that makes the front page! smh

fittty: Na wah oh!!!! Why on d front page? These guys aren't even recognised internationally and you nigerians always post news about em every single day WTF! U guyz r really local. Who da f*ck knows davido, 2face , dbanj etc outside nigeria?... I remember 50cents line on a diss track "My sh*t is global but ur sh*t is local"... Nairaland truely need to try upgrading. SMH

Dis Nigga is on point!

We don't need photoshopped pix to know the sow launches dangerous verbal missiles that make us the laughing stock across the globe!!!

Can the pres do us a favour and ban her from public appearances, if only he can do that, we just might forgive all his gaffes!

dayokanu: See mumu in action



GEJ: What can I do for you ma.

Hilary : Whats your name

GEJ: They call me Jona, Sometimes Azikwe, or Goofluck, Ibos call me Odechuckwu, Yorubas call me Ademumu, Hausas call me Abdul-clueless, Moslems call me RETARDeen. So you choose anyone.

Hillary: Good. What are you core competences

GEJ: Ask Madam Turai, I can cut grass, catch fish, Wash bra and pant, cook and clean even prepare Akpu. Most importantly I obey orders

Hillary: Thats impressive, Oya lemme see how you can obey. Odechukwu shine your teeth

GEJ:

Hilary: (Covers nose) Thats ok. Oya close your teeth. Now make sure you appoint Jega as INEC chair he was recommended by CPC and Buhari

GEJ: Yes ma



The best poston this thread!!! ;Ddayokanu: See mumu in action



GEJ: What can I do for you ma.

Hilary : Whats your name

GEJ: They call me Jona, Sometimes Azikwe, or Goofluck, Ibos call me Odechuckwu, Yorubas call me Ademumu, Hausas call me Abdul-clueless, Moslems call me RETARDeen. So you choose anyone.

Hillary: Good. What are you core competences

GEJ: Ask Madam Turai, I can cut grass, catch fish, Wash bra and pant, cook and clean even prepare Akpu. Most importantly I obey orders

Hillary: Thats impressive, Oya lemme see how you can obey. Odechukwu shine your teeth

GEJ:

Hilary: (Covers nose) Thats ok. Oya close your teeth. Now make sure you appoint Jega as INEC chair he was recommended by CPC and Buhari

GEJ: Yes ma



The best poston this thread!!!

Pataki: Immediately, I read your first idiotic balderdash, wherein you were drawing references to America, I knew your next post would be to quote me and get yourself eja.culating over my post. Apoda ayeraye oshi.

I am not paid to be the President. So if Retardeen and you sycophants cannot stand the heat, ask the disgrace of a human being to resign. What is it with your dunderheads that once your Retardeen of a president is criticized, insulted for his gross inanity, your idiotic radars are automatically tuned out? How do you know I have wife and kids? Sugomu wanting to throw a jibe at me.

Eat some Otueke cassava bread, it will relieve you of the stress of reading my intelligent post.

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Don't know who this david guy is but it seems acts like a typical nigerian politician - an a.rse-hole!! funny enough it's a.r-se holes like this that nigerians worship and adore!

When they come back from this jamboree, can someone put the donkey and the sow in the stable and the sty, feed the donkey some hay and the sow its usual slops. They shouldn't be let out to disgrace us again!!!

we're looking for Miss World not sexual appeal!! Let the judges do their thang! If it was up to me, Shristi is it!!

Olodostein: cmon, a well groomed nappy hair looks great !

The fact still remains that these judges go for self esteem as their top criterion.

Besides, girls with short hair are the most sophiscated with greater sexual appeal like Halie berry, sharon stone, toni braxon etc . Even a gworimakpa Britney spears does the trick.

Anyways, different strokes for different blokes.

This is the Miss World pageant and we're looking for the prettiest not the most nigerian lady!!

Have you seen her (Shristi)? She's smoking!!

She has my vote any day, any time!!

Shoulda sent her to Johns Hopkins for treatment, it wouldnt have cost 50 mill!

Some people spend 10k on lunch, others cant afford N200 lunch, plan your funeral according to your bank account and screw what anybody thinks!!!

She ain't that fine, mmmmmmmmmmmm... We all know how she became mgbn!!

tempest01: really? He must not take his wife with him is that ur point? And dude u r referring to ur first lady as a "sow"? If I call ur mother a "sow", how will u feel?

If she behaves like a sow, i will be the 1st to call her that and advice her to put herself in order! If the SOW is your mother, advice her to behave with the dignity befitting a 1st lady and not like a sow!

Must he take the sow with him??

With the current state of the country, he should be more focused on settling issues on ground than gallivanting around, last time it was brazil now the carribean!

The same crooks buying property in UK, USA and now Dubai!!! of course after enough property acquisitions in VI, Ikoyi, Garki etc etc