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masterpower: We are resposible for that. We are working on revoking DSTV liscense in Nigeria because its a south african company.

The seized our $9.3M, they will pay will their investments here.

Did you learn to be stupid or where you born stupid?

What is this mindless drivel? Inane babbling!

bennyemmy: nbdy wil say he or she has never bin frndznd cux nat al gelz u like feel same 2wrdz u nd also 2 dah ladiez nat al guys u like feel same 2wrdz u....
Anyways ax 4 me if i ask u out 1nce or twice nd u gave me a negative signal i let u be cux u aint dah only fish in dah stream.....ax 4 bleeplin datx d easiest prt of al u musnt b in a relationship wid a gel b4 u bleep....ah met a gel 4 dah 1st tym yesterday insyd chech 4 dat mata invited her ova nd i did wonderz wid her pussy

ChiSun27: What is wrong in having a girl as a best friend? Must every relationship involve sex?

We need to change or work on our mentality towards relationships.


Your female friends might actually be the helping hands you want in future...hope You know that?


So don't push them away because you aint getting that sexxxual satisfaction from them.


Enough said.

Too deep in the friend zone for redemption!

Sincere9gerian: Nigerians and their penny wise, pounds foolish mentality. I guess it is easier to travel to ones school to collect call up letter than to pay N4,000 online from the comfort of ones home? I thought people should have pushed for reduction in the fee rather than outright suspension or cancellation.

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PH is the worst town to drive a car in... It's slightly worse than lagos. Animals who have no business handling a steering wheel drive 80% of the cars in ph! A big shame... and that criminal agency; timariv! the biggest joke in nigeria since nigeria jaga jaga!!!

chess guru: But sincerely, I used to think that the kind of drivers in lagos where the worst until I came 2 PH. That's when I confirmed that AC and fan are 2 different entities!
The driving attitude here is J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ plane sick. My mum came 2 ph for the 1st time said ph driving reminded her of driving in lagos in 1990's.
Don't even think of sticking ur hand out the window to beg other cars so you can enter a lane, cos ur hand will stay there and sprout roots, wither, dry up and die before anyone pays attention to you!
Don't even let me start with the one way some foooools do along that dilapidated narrow rumuodara to rumuokoro road!
Or the bus drivers that don't feel that pedestrians deserve to be trekking since they will convert the side walk to their express road!
Then there is the double parking or the taxi drivers that feel they can "match" break in full motion @ any point of the road to collect passengers. The fact that every single spot in ph (except aba road) is a bustop doesn't help matters.
Or the mofos that can cut their engine in a narrow street, leave their car and go out to buy meat (saw that nonsense this morning on my way to church) while all other cars behind him need to maneuver around his car J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ to get by.
The list is endless
Port-HI-court I hail!!!!
The most over hyped town in Nigeria

On the 7th day, God created the Remington Marine magnum 780 rifle to kill gay folk and then he rested. Just keep your gay crap in canada and stop trying to justify it to nigerians, we're not interested and we will never be. We may be drug couriers (not barons), 419ers, kidnappers, militants, religious fundamentalists etc etc, but 1 thing I thank God for is that we don't take too kindly to homosexuality.

We're at war with gays, paedophiles and a.s.sholes who support such psychotic behaviours.

Okija_juju: Keke Napep is living on borrowed time Nationwide..


Most governors who jumped on the Keke Napep initiative didn't properly think it through. The riders of these contraptions are just as bad as the Okada riders. Until we learn to properly train, monitor and regulate commercial transporters, they will continue to be a menace to other private road users. That's the real problem.


Keke will later have to go... Especially as most states move to more efficient means of transportation like intra city trains and dedicated bus routes for commercial busses.

On point... keke must be banned, especially in PH... big nuisance in PH. keke was magnus kpakol's idea of poverty eradication. Look at the mess he has created. He needs a CAT scan on his brain ASAP.

Okija_juju: I guess this advice is for those who fly Economy Class and Premium Economy..



Biko, what about Business Class and First Class Passengers? What should we bring?!

For Business & First class passengers on ABC Express shuttle, Please bring your ticket and cash for okpa!!

Rhino.5dm:
This is the biggest project to be executed in the history of Nigeria and kodus to Jonathan's administration for making it possible.

T[b]he sweetest part of this is, the government zeroed the expatriate quota on this project as part of the MoU to boost local contents i.e. nearly all the manpower and suppliers will be local. Very soon, all the jobless grown folks on nairaland will be no more[/b] (Afam4eva comes to mind)

This person has no knowledge whatsoever of the nigerian oil industry as it stands today. The only manpower that will come from nigeria will be for jobs with lowly skills. The juicy jobs and supplies will be done by expatriates and multinational servicing companies. Even local content service providers buy equipment from mutli-national vendors.

Just another dude with his head up GEJs ar-se.

Bullcrap! One of the lousiest ministries in nigeria today! Poorly planned, senseless projects! A joke at best, a depressing shame at worst!

Why is this bond issue pissing of these guys? Are nigerians in a position to tell other countries what their visa requirements are? If you don't like the requirements of a country, go somewhere else...

nigerians have messed up the image of the country almost everywhere. Very soon UAE will start a policy that would affect nigeria (after-all they copy a lot of things from the british)... And there's nothing you can do about it. The chinese visa was very easy to get in the past, now it's no longer a walk in the park.

For those talking about retaliation: How many britons come to nigeria? As compared to the number of nigerians going there... I mean, there's ghana, Kenya, SA and other countries with better tourism. 90% of the brits who come here are on work visas/permits. They wouldn't be here if not for work... Companies arrange their visas for them and pay them heavily "to take the risk of coming to nigeria to work"... So it will not affect them, our companies will still pay the bond for them.

The trailer owners have come together and discussed this train & railway issue. They have realized that the FG is serious about revitalizing the railway sector and the implication is that their haulage businesses might suffer. The plan of action is to sabotage the railways and make them look dangerous and unsafe to the public...

Big Booty Babes: Vol 3. Been there, done that!!

We need slim chicks with big boobies!!!

christextension: some of you guys on this platform are senceless and unreasonable human beings,calling your president all kinds of names, is not only barbaric but senceless and idiotic,how dare you call a PHD holder,a dullard?check well,you are the dullard,some of you does not even have ordinary school cert,yet you are hear running your sticking mouth,apart of the facts that GEJ is Nigeria president,for God sake he is your elder and as such deserve some respect.

You are SENCELESS, Your grammar STICKS, you sound like you've never seen the 4 walls of a primary school and you come running your STICKING mouth admonishing sensible folk! How dare you? SENCELESS, STICKING BUM!

Kpac: This is just one of the most innovative piece we all need to read to remind us of how important and rewarding good character and values is.
An explicit role model to our kids and to the future of our country.
I raise my cap for you in respect,Omobola,for the road to your achievements was a tough one.Congratulations and want to see more of you in the nearest future.

96 views and not one response ? Where are they ? Those corrupted, over zealous, unserious, bad example, rotten life carriers and no morale members of Niaraland ?

Am I suprised, you all are missing on this kinds of topic ? You obviously don't know what to say for your stupidity would be too exposed if you made comments.

If this was an immoral topic like "My brothers fiancee is in love with me" or "Son sleeps with mother for 5 years" or "Dad impregnates his 5 daughters" or "My neighbours 16yr daughter is seducing me" or "My boss wife invites me to an Hotel" and all its likes....you would have all been present here and the pages of this toic would have been running up in high speed, so much of those "Big smile" icons would have flooded the topic and the wrong and corrupt flow of adrenalin in your body would have been obvious. You would have been so happy with the immorality and shower undivided number of praises of the performer of the immoral act.

When I see what your irresponsible, corrupt government say on paper, I become so furious on how gullible these leaders take Nigerians for, but when i come down to Nairaland to read your equally corrupt, insensible posts........all i could say is "Lord have mercy !"

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Federal Minister of Stupidity! Totally pointless post!

Itoroetti :
ur mentality needs upgrading.u nid to go and tone ur skin so u'l becoming"white".since u see nothing wrong abt it

If you had learnt English as a first language, you might have comprehended his post!

Anybody who criticizes another parent over his/her decision on what language(s) to teach his/her kids is an im.be.cile!

If you want your kids to learn English as their only language, you surely have your reasons and if you want them to learn vernacular 1st, you also have your reasons.

Nigeria isn't the only country where languages are getting extinct.

I would like my kid to learn Mandarin... that's probably going to be the most important language in the world soon, who knows...

The simple truth is that the SA econmy is 10X better than the nigerian economy and that's why nigerians flock there en masse... to "get a better life". Unfortunately more bad eggs than good eggs go there.

If they want to deport nigerians, it's their right, it's their country. You can't get angry with someone because he doesn't want you in his house.

Everyone who posted insults on this thread is stupid, I'm pissed of with myself for even opening it...

bull crap!! are all those agencies not in nigeria? Its just gonna increase the number of people you have to bribe to get a bloody license!! useless frsc and thumbs down to nigerians fo accepting this rubbish...

had the same experience with skyebank... no cogent explanation given. All nigerian banks are crappy!! Go to Chase bank for quality service!! That's what I use for intl transactions.

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