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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 10:33am On Mar 23, 2023
armyofone:
Humus - very good with pita.
Don't know why but I'm not a fan of this.

Mediterranean people can swear by this grin
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 10:24am On Mar 23, 2023
Stir fry chicken kiss

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 3:36am On Mar 23, 2023
Prestonn:
All good Mami.

I returned to my apartment some months back, just alone in the house and farm work taking most of my time.

Thanks for asking.
Nothing do you.
I envy you. Wish I have farmland here.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 3:34am On Mar 23, 2023
armyofone:
Glass noodles not rubber noodles.

See am - she done gone all rich posh Asian

grin
Army! tongue cheesy
Politics › Re: Presidential Election: Peter Obi Disputes INEC Results In 21 States by descarado: 3:32am On Mar 23, 2023
Dedeity:
Pablo Escobar was the richest man in the whole south America but he never ruled Colombia as president.
Elchapo as rich and tough as he was never ruled mexico.
It's only in Nigeria that a drug baron is pushing to be our president and some idiots who have no ambition are supporting him. How would the world look at us ? God forbid. A drug baron can NEVER be our president
Drug Lords are kingmaker. They are never Kings. E get why its like that all over the world.
Let's watch and see how his pans out.
Romance › Re: "Sex Before Marriage Is Not Normal; It’s Not Fun; It’s Human Depravity" by descarado: 5:36pm On Mar 22, 2023
EriMma1:
See how you're tearing yourself apart because of 5 mins madness.
And you never partook of such madness?

Na your type dey knack shit hole and close mouth.
Wash woman pant and come online to form kinkon.
Romance › Re: "Sex Before Marriage Is Not Normal; It’s Not Fun; It’s Human Depravity" by descarado: 5:34pm On Mar 22, 2023
system21:
I pity anyone dating Nigeria girl without sex she will use you do yeye.
He's right somehow marriage just like relationship is not all about sex it comes with a huge responsibility.
Go and look for money.
Lazy Nigerian youth.
Romance › Re: "Sex Before Marriage Is Not Normal; It’s Not Fun; It’s Human Depravity" by descarado: 5:31pm On Mar 22, 2023
KanwuliaExtra:
Another sexually-frustrated soul on rampage.
He is suffering from midlife crises and i think he is gaybrielcheesy
He go dey awright cheesy
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 5:28pm On Mar 22, 2023
Prestonn:
Village kitchen

Bruschetta

INGREDIENTS
●Extra virgin olive oil
●Garlic
●Black pepper
●Salt
●Tomatoes
●Green pepper
●Bread
●Cheese

Have a great day everyone ♥️
Hey guy, how have you been?
You have been very scarce since the past year. Hope you are good?
Politics › Re: Chatham House: INEC Failed To Apply The Lessons It Learnt by descarado: 5:26pm On Mar 22, 2023
The soul of Nigeria's seaport and natural gas is in contention between world powers.
Presidential candidates are pawns.

Let's see which side wins.
Politics has always been about them, not the populace.

Popcorn is ready for sale
Family › Re: Alternatives To Spanking Children And Dealing With Rebellious Tweens And Teens, by descarado: 12:26pm On Mar 22, 2023
KanwuliaExtra:
Corrrrrect!

I will NEVER send dem to boarding school lai lai!

I go raid dem room carry dem phone for night.
OMO! Westin my eyes see dia ehn? shocked
Even me for dis age konnot compete!

I just confiscated ALL PHONES JEJE and removed them from my family plan.

Then they graduated to stealing discarded phones or borrowed discarded phones from their classmates to tap into my Wi-Fi shocked

APC - INEC C-R-I-M-I-N-A-L-S!!!! grin

Thank my Gad I am techno savvy!
I activated my parental control feature on my home network and disconnected ALL DEVICES I DID NOT RECOGNIZE.✅ Dem weak!
I agree with you here Kanwulia.
Some people convinced me to send my kids to boarding school. Started the process with the first and changed my mind.
I will train you myself. Before I will start questioning if na me born you.
We go dey alright last last.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 11:30am On Mar 22, 2023
chii8:
My breakfast on Saturday....I couldn't post it because nairaland was misbehaving.....
Okpa di oku kiss
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 11:27am On Mar 22, 2023
ahnie:
My lil daughter just saw this your beautiful meal and screamed....Abacha cheesy cheesy cheesy

It's beautiful!
Oh my gawd cheesy cheesy cheesy kiss kiss
Real abacha
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 4:58pm On Mar 21, 2023
Glass noodles kiss

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 4:56pm On Mar 21, 2023
GboyegaD:
Seems you are tilting towards Asian foods of late.
My dear, I'm all for the flexibility. I love Asian culture( depending on country) and cuisines.
We have a lot in common.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 4:49pm On Mar 21, 2023
ahnie:
Pls what's the name of this great soup?
Ahniekiss
Spicy chicken and fish light soup.
Ghana special.

My only problem of which I keep asking them is how they eat that. Its just like water.
Politics › Re: 35-Year-Old PDP Candidate, Lawal Musa Stops Yobe Speaker’s 6th Term Ambition by descarado: 4:17pm On Mar 19, 2023
The guy wan die there
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 4:09pm On Mar 19, 2023
Chicken biryani

Family › Re: Would You Let You Wife Know Your Monthly Take Home by descarado: 1:50pm On Mar 19, 2023
As long as you take care if your own part of the monthly expenses, who cares. Vise versa.

Somebody up there said women are materialistic.
Men hate money.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado:
Happy mothers day to all mothers here kiss
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men, Take Care Of Your LOOK Before You Japa;my Experience by descarado: 6:03am On Mar 19, 2023
Raalsalghul:
Honestly, from my interaction with white women, I don't think they care at the above.

Black women might, but white women no send.

That's why many of them are baby mamas cashing out from the government and their baby daddies and forking around.

You hear of phrases like "cat moms", "dog moms" and whatnots for the career-driven ones.

Crazy world I must tell you.

Na make man fine small come cash out from the sexually messed up dynamics.
They still marry. We still have traditional people.

Children with parents who never divorced and are supportive of each other love getting married and staying married. Family is the best to them and they are proud to tell others they love and want to stay married.
I've been to quite a number of them and they are large extended families. Their values are like ours.

It's just the woke generation of political lobbyists that want to make the world believe through their media that traditional family don't hold ground anymore.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men, Take Care Of Your LOOK Before You Japa;my Experience by descarado: 5:55am On Mar 19, 2023
1Sharon:
Lol you've said it all. I had repeatedly told them this for years,but they assumed I was jealous and envious.
Unless you live in the system, you will never believe this.

Last 2 weeks a Sierra Leone colleque showed me tits one manager(white) sent to him around 5 months ago. Asked him why he is not making any move( asked cos I wanna know if he has become wiser), guy flared up cheesy. No need typing what came out from his mouth but he is indeed wiser and smarter now.
The thing is when they come in and see white pussy, all rational thought will disappear. By the time they will know that male prostitutes are better than them, it's rather too late. Some will even put them behind bars by accusing them of rape.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men, Take Care Of Your LOOK Before You Japa;my Experience by descarado: 3:35pm On Mar 18, 2023
1Sharon:
Black women overall are not attracted to white men, we tend to be more race loyal.

Black men have the largest sexual appetite out of all races of men.
And the ones who left the sub saharan shores of Africa is finding it hard being relegated to the back.
It sucks when you know white ladies pass you around cos the grapevine said you are endowed.
After use, they discard you and move on to the next new fun.
It sucks a lot. And by the time such men remembers there are black ladies, the ladies have already moved on. USA is better than Europe for these guys.
Politics › Re: Nobody Talking About Jandour & Funke Akindele, Atiku can't Bankrol his Candidate by descarado: 3:29pm On Mar 18, 2023
highchief1:
almost everything I have made in life PDP gave me the platform but I’m a no nonsense person.I fasted,prayed for atiku to lose that election.Tinubu is a saint compared to all the 3 major candidates in that elections.Tinubu is better than Obi if u take a close look at their personality u will understand.Atiku is a crook he must have even returned to dubai.
Don't ever compare tinubu to obi ever. I don't do politics but obi is someone I know on a personal level. Guy is a gem. IQ is top notch.

That I picked tinubu before atiku doesn't make me like anything about him.
Politics › Re: Nobody Talking About Jandour & Funke Akindele, Atiku can't Bankrol his Candidate by descarado: 11:27am On Mar 18, 2023
highchief1:
life na per head.Atiku haven’t campaigned or talked about any of his candidates at the state level.The man is not a good man I kept telling ppl.
If the presidential elec6ion is between atiku and tinubu, I will take tinubu without blinking as the lesser evil.
You see that atiku of a man, he is the most selfish politician in Nigeria.
It's always only him. Every other person don't count. And if he loss, he will incite fire. Bokoharam sponsor. There is a reason why even the Liberal North hate him to the core. So vindictive.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 11:06am On Mar 18, 2023
ADUKKY:
Pressure pot is the best thing that has happened to me. I bought 2nd hand and it is serving me well. Cooks my beans very soft in 20 mins, rice in less than 10 mins, cow leg or any other thing that requires long cooking.
Even the time spent in the kitchen has reduced plus my 12.5kg gas now last me 2 months and 1 week.
Good choice you made there kiss
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 10:59am On Mar 18, 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sye_VxmNZA

Two weeks of rocking non stop kiss


I went to front page. Election dey today shocked


See una after election.
Romance › Re: Please Help My Pregnant Wife. Strange Things Are Coming Out Of Her by descarado: 4:35am On Mar 18, 2023
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Politics › Re: 'Worry More About We Omo Ales, & We Plenty' - Mobolaji Ejike Danta To MC Oluomo by descarado: 9:36pm On Mar 17, 2023
cococandy:
just listen to yourself.

Anyway I’m glad not all Yoruba people feel this way. Can attest because I have Yoruba friends. But just listen to yourself
Don't be too sure.
Hmm.
Food › Re: Do You Drink Fresh Palm Wine? Watch The Process Of Tapping Palm Wine by descarado: 8:42pm On Mar 17, 2023
One of the mistakes I intend correcting anytime soon. The best drink ever.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 4:07am On Mar 17, 2023
ahnie:
I don't have pressure pots
You can buy this one. Pressure pot is a must especially in naija.
Saw it on jumia

Food › Re: My All Celebration Cooking Blog!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ Let The Cooking Begin. by descarado: 7:11pm On Mar 16, 2023
KanwuliaExtra:
Oh yes o.
With family life. . .night shift is the best.
I was messed up, got fired 3 times for sleeping. But work is very easy to get, so no wahala.
Na sleep I sleep, I nor kill patient. grin
Now, I can't sleep at night and can only work nights.

You have to make sure you sleep well during the day for at least 6 hours.
I only work 3 nights a week. . . Thank God.
The first night like tonight is gonna be rough, so I make sure I try to sleep for 30-60 minutes during my break.

When you get used to it, especially with young children and teenage children, you will do just fine.

Now, I can't work in the day time.
When I get back tomorrow morning, I will take 1 tylenol PM to give me 6-7hours of good sleep and I am good to go for the next 2 days.
I try to do all 3 nights in a row, so I have 4 days to recover. I mostly work Thursday, Friday and Saturdays, unless I have an event to attend.
You are too funny. I just bursted out laughing at the first few sentences cheesy
Chei, kanwulia, this your mouth eeh cheesy
Thanks for the encouraging words.
It really mean a lot to me.

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