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Politics › Re: APC Expels Senator Agege For Alleged Gross Misconduct by descarado: 3:55pm On Apr 03, 2023
History keep on repeating itself.
Will they learn?
Nope.
Family › Re: What Rightful/peaceful Way Can One Divorce A Partner? by descarado: 9:21am On Mar 30, 2023
Samantha124:
I'm from South Africa and I'm a 100% South African, I'm not an immigrant.
Thanks a lot.
Politics › Re: Obidient Tsunami In The Land, I Am Going Back To My Original Hustle - Chimaroke by descarado: 9:20am On Mar 30, 2023
Jessyjeff:
He introduced a type of brutal politics Igboland abandoned after 2nd republic. Ebeano group? What's that?

Folks like me saw how Jim's Vanguard and Ikemba Front nearly destroyed old Anambra State in 1983. If you can not sale your ideas to the people peacefully, please do not bring politics of violence to Igboland.

It's really commendable, Enugu people showed him a red card. His time was up!
He copied his mentor, tinubu. Thinking south east has the same cultural background as South West.
His luck if tinubu become president, he will not forget him.
Family › Re: What Rightful/peaceful Way Can One Divorce A Partner? by descarado: 1:38pm On Mar 29, 2023
Samantha124:
I'm not a Nigerian.
Where are you from then?

Where you born and grow up there or an immigrant?
Pardon my questions.
Family › Re: Alternatives To Spanking Children And Dealing With Rebellious Tweens And Teens, by descarado: 1:35pm On Mar 29, 2023
KanwuliaExtra:
I made the mistake of attending a “school dance” with one of them. That is the last time I will do that.😀

See DEM? ? ? 😱

If you see THE FIIIIIINE BABES AND DUDES? shocked

We are TRULY BACKWARD in Nigeria sha.

Seeeeee FREEEEDOM. cry
Hahahahahaa cheesy cheesy
Shocking, isn't it?
I can imagine what's in your mind.

Nigeria problem is low self esteem and religious zealously. We pretend so much.

It was shocking to me when I read Nigerians ranked among the first five or so who visits pornhub here.
Family › Re: Alternatives To Spanking Children And Dealing With Rebellious Tweens And Teens, by descarado:
KanwuliaExtra:
Gooooooood!
Nitey-Nitey!🌹

Somebarry collect 100 strokes today for keeping food in the room.✅

The one sleeping on the floor ke!
The one that hides food under the bed,🙄
The only items in the room are BEDS. Easy to do quick search.✅

The only place with privacy in this house is the bathrooms where they shower.✅

Till 7AM! 9 hours sleep is A MUST.✅
Kanwulia! shocked
Tamper justice with merci na kiss
Haba!
Family › Re: What Rightful/peaceful Way Can One Divorce A Partner? by descarado: 12:58pm On Mar 29, 2023
Samantha124:
Come on, I expect every married couple to know about this.

You can't be married and not know whether the marriage is in community of property or out of community of property.

Unless if the couple didn't do a civil marriage

What do you Nigerians call it? Oh yeah, court wedding.
What do you mean by the phrase" you Nigerians"

Can you explain that to me pls?
Career › Re: Please Stop Calling Emergency Room To Request For My Number - Pretty Firefighter by descarado: 9:13am On Mar 29, 2023
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Politics › Re: FG $22bn Loan Request Rejected By Chinese Bank – Reps by descarado: 9:01am On Mar 29, 2023
Agreement to hand over Nigeria to China. Nigeria sea port and gas in South East is the target. I read sometime last year we have bitumen in the north. Interesting tines ahead. Tinubu and his people can hand over the country to china as long as china help them become president.

The fight is between the West and China. We dey here dey watch who be the world greatest in this day and age. Its no longer obi versus tinubu.
EU and US one side, China and her allies the other side.
UK as usual in the middle.
Welcome to world politics where interests comes first. Whoever wins control the vast natural resources in naija and subsequently control sub saharan Africa.
Family › Re: Wife Beats Husband Till He Faints After Catching Him In Bed With Another Lady by descarado: 6:35pm On Mar 28, 2023
The guy no dey chop shocked
Politics › Re: A Total Ban On The Use Of Ethnic Slurs On Nairaland by descarado: 1:26pm On Mar 28, 2023
After 10yrs?
You are not serious.

Maybe, cos of recent event happening in the country, guy man is afraid.
Health › Re: How Can One Treat A Smelling 'Private' Please? by descarado: 7:12pm On Mar 26, 2023
Jokerman:
Stop eating sugar... let her start with that.

Remove sugar from diet.... from milo, to milk, to Soda, to honey etc
Salute 🫡

I was about to scream.
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by descarado: 8:38am On Mar 26, 2023
Lexusgs430:
I have not checked my payslips, in over 3 years ..... I just await bank alerts ........🤣😜😂
You be oga na cheesy

But if there is increment that's unusual, check to see where its from.
Father Christmas paid unexpected visit to some people this month.
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by descarado: 4:03am On Mar 26, 2023
Lexusgs430:
Behave yourself....... 🤣

If you're going to talk to me, talk to me directly, without cornering me ........😜😁

I did not say buy tomorrow nah....... Have a plan in place...... Simples 😂🤣😁
I catch you kiss

You work in healthcare. Do you notice any difference in your payslip this month?

Anybody in healthcare discover any diff in payslip.
Both private,NHS and council workers.
Family › Re: Is 300k Enough For A Family Of 4? by descarado: 6:03pm On Mar 25, 2023
emmaodet:
Believe me, even if you give your in-laws what you can, I still stand on my point, there are many bills hidden that you don't expect that will regularly be coming your way and if you are not prepared, e go fall press you.
My wife told me thunder struck 3 days ago and destroyed my solar inverter with solar comptroller charger. Did I see this coming? NO
Now I have to cough out 190k unprepared for to buy new inverter, solar comptroller and Thunder arrestor.
Last week, I never planned I will encounter such expenses today and this is just one out of many out there.
Is it your car giving you strange sounds and your heart start doing Kim Kim Kim that what is the problem again, is not last week Kabiru collected money from me to fix the alternator etc
Even the govt budget for unforseen circumstances. That happens. But the ones we can control, let's control and minimise the spending as much as we can. There are alternatives too. What I'm saying is that we naturally love living above our means and this is what we grew up with.
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by descarado: 5:46pm On Mar 25, 2023
MichaelUde:
Again, e fit be say how life turn out.
Remember be say you land this country 25 years ago, some landed 5 weeks ago. cheesy
Don't mind him.

Some even got council houses free that time.

He is giving some people hbp.
They will jump into what will swallow them cheesy
Family › Re: Is 300k Enough For A Family Of 4? by descarado: 4:50pm On Mar 25, 2023
emmaodet:
There are bills that are not reoccurring regularly but when they do, they hit you off the track.
Family problem - FIL, MIL or his own parents illness and events like burial, wedding etc that will demand high cash from you that will take you months to recover if not years, family medical - monthly or once in two months hospital bill of a member - kids or wife or hubby abi na local agbo una one they patronize? School fees, house rent, saving to buy and build house etc
These are the hidden expenses we don't calculate into spending that makes family struggles.
That is the problem..
Most you do extravagant burial and wedding.
Must you give your inlaw what you don't have?
Can't you be yourself?

This constitutes living above one's level and we as Nigerians are very guilty of that.
Family › Re: Is 300k Enough For A Family Of 4? by descarado: 4:48pm On Mar 25, 2023
Acidosis:
Omo.. Bro how did you find yourself in this situation? I mean the fact that you to cater for 8 people.

Also, how do you save?
It has happened.
Let's not make him start thinking back.

Yes, he can comfortably save.
Our problem as Nigerians in and outside Nigeria is trying to live above our means. Trying to satisfy ego.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 12:13pm On Mar 25, 2023
Djreloaded:
you don't know me.
You don't know my physical activities, you don't know if it's my cheat meal, if I am a gym rat, or a skinny buffalo...
Stop jumping into conclusions....
I'll leave you to your imaginations
I don't have to know you to point out the health benefits of loading yourself with that junks.
Heck, it's Nigeria. We love mediocrity and yep, you are no gym junk cos no gym instructor with give you thumbs up after seeing that.
Whatever your level of physical activity doesn't qualify eating yourself to death. Food is a means to an end, not an end itself.

And if this is your cheat day, guy, level up to better goodies. Not death.
Hard truth we Nigerians avoid everyday. Later we all line up for miracle healing in one religious house as we no kuku get money to get better medical service.

The greatest weakness of black is low self esteem.
If not low self esteem, how on earth will one put that into his mouth. All because he is eating oyibo man's food.


Sorry darling. If I as a lady went out on a date with you and see this before you, I will dump your ass cos you lack self control.
Cheat day my foot.
Have a nice day.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 10:22am On Mar 25, 2023
Djreloaded:
Breakfast.
Seriously shocked shocked shocked
This is more than 2 thousand calories as breakfast. An average burger with the meat only is around 500 calories.

Let me break this down for you.
This is junk food. Unless you live outside Nigeria and can access good healthcare, you don't joke with what enters your mouth.

And you know what? Processed food are addictive. I can see fries by the side. I didn't add that. Add fizzy drink too. Do you hate yourself that much?
Oh my shocked shocked shocked

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 9:56am On Mar 25, 2023
ahnie:
I dey post ham with veggies oh,na you nor dey checkam well
OK darling kiss kiss
Make I goget my eyeglass cheesy
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 8:28am On Mar 25, 2023
ahnie:
Mrs descarado thanks for making my family love veggies.
You wey no dey post food with veggies cheesy
I hear you kiss
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 8:22am On Mar 25, 2023
Nemesis0147:
Chicken mushroom and noodles
Good combo there kiss
Politics › Re: We Are Collating Names Of Nigerians Who Incited Electoral Violence - UK by descarado: 11:46pm On Mar 23, 2023
KanwuliaExtra:
I SAY: WE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE. . . .
Nigeria must be rescued from political vagabonds.
Close their accounts too. Don't give us half-measure justice and keep their loots in your accounts.cheesy
Nigerians in the diaspora are working. . . . cool



Evidence loading for ELECTION TRIBUNAL. . . . . ELECTIONS NOT CREDIBLE.kiss
Notice that it was never this serious in previous elections.

UK is being pressurised for sure.
Politics › Re: We Are Collating Names Of Nigerians Who Incited Electoral Violence - UK by descarado: 11:31pm On Mar 23, 2023
FarahAideed:
Yet you rushed to congratulate Jagaban
Congratulation that is already hooking them on the throat.
Politics › Re: We Are Collating Names Of Nigerians Who Incited Electoral Violence - UK by descarado: 11:29pm On Mar 23, 2023
Cos US and Europe dey hang for your throat.
Family › Re: "My Wife Is 21" - 60-Year-Old Kano Man Accused Of Marrying 11-Year-Old (Pix) by descarado: 11:03pm On Mar 23, 2023
Probz:
I sincerely pray you never get married. Just look at.
Sorry, that's rather too late.
Look for another.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Rwanda's President Paul Kagame Plays Football With Government Officials (video) by descarado: 11:02pm On Mar 23, 2023
This is what a president ought to be.

Even local govt chairman is too big to play any game with his workers.
Family › Re: "My Wife Is 21" - 60-Year-Old Kano Man Accused Of Marrying 11-Year-Old (Pix) by descarado: 11:23am On Mar 23, 2023
lexy2014:
Did you see anywhere in my questions were I made reference to prince Harry?

So where did this 21year old girl see this 60year old man that she chose him?

Are these the "elite" in d pix below?
My dear, stop fighting with yourself.
I saw a question and answered with example.

Any problem with that?
Go and rest abeg make we see road.
The ITK gang.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 11:19am On Mar 23, 2023
kinah:
BB's meal 🌸🌼👼

It is a great day.
While dressing up for her.
My stew got burnt beyond repair, only small fish and Pomo were saved. To save the day, egusi stew to the rescue.
Rice got mushy.
So NO PICTURE.

1st 🖼️: boiled potatoes with yaji and boiled egg.
2nd 🖼️: today, biscuit and drink.
Water
Imagining how you will be swearing at the burnt stew grin
My mummy dealt with me a lot over burnt food.

The problem is that I will put food on fire and zoom out to play. Sometimes, the fire will burn and die off, goat wil just enter kitchen to feast. Don't know if the food no dey burn their mouth.
Family › Re: "My Wife Is 21" - 60-Year-Old Kano Man Accused Of Marrying 11-Year-Old (Pix) by descarado: 10:53am On Mar 23, 2023
lexy2014:
Can you show me d claim I made?

Can you show me the hatred you referring to?

What makes u think it's her choice?

Do women in the north choose who they will marry?
They do. A lot.
It's the elite thatdont chose. It's the same all over the world.
Prince Harry choose and was ostracised.
Family › Re: "My Wife Is 21" - 60-Year-Old Kano Man Accused Of Marrying 11-Year-Old (Pix) by descarado: 10:50am On Mar 23, 2023
Probz:
Mohammed started off the whole Islamic ting in the first place by marrying a 9-year-old. I don’t see how contemporary Western ideas about family aren’t better than that.
Leave mohanned out of this.
This was the practice all over the world then.
Europe or Western world was the worst.
Wife's are just breeding animals. Nothing more. Treated with no respect. Mistresses or courtesans were the real deal. Men of repute tour the world with them. They are very powerful and highly educated.
Example is lord Lugard. His mistress named our dear country Nigeria. Today, the West is championing femaleequality and emancipation thanks to late queen Elizabeth. In Scotland, women that protested to all these vises were termed witches and burnt alive not long ago. Only last few months the govt of Scotland asked for post mortem apology. West treated women worst. Like scum. At least our men takes care of their women. They flaunt them.its only those greedy ones that will not want to live together in peace
Better to marry than have a 60yrs old as sugar daddy.

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