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Food › Re: How Many Times Do You Cook In A Week? by descarado: 7:45am On May 05, 2023
Ajay7411:
Yh, I know that... I was never taught how to cook at home.

Mom always chased me from her kitchen while cooking, lol
That's not a reason not to cook.
Stop blaming your mum.
Food › Re: How Many Times Do You Cook In A Week? by descarado: 7:43am On May 05, 2023
For every 2 or 3 families in igboland,there must be one avocado tree in their compound. That's how popular it is. Ube oyibo. Growing up, we know which families has the big sweet and juicy one and those that have bitter and watery ones.

I can only pair avocado with bread or eat it with nothing.
Parents hardly buy it as market gift for their kids cos its everywhere. We know a lot about avocado that mere looking at one, you can distinguish if it's the sweet, bitter, watery , big seed and small seed type. During the season, enter any local market and see loads of ripe avocado in the bin area.

Our only problem with fruits is that we don't know how to use it to make anything. We simply eat them raw seasonally.
Family › Re: My Dad Insists That My Fiancée Must Take Fertility Test Before Marriage by descarado: 6:09pm On May 04, 2023
eroticecstasy:
Your dad is a medical doctor practicing in Nigeria, Port Harcourt precisely. Whatever advice he's giving you is out of his experience as a doctor. Most of our girls have destroyed their representative system with alcohol, had drugs and contraceptives.

You're only 30+ and you're feeling too big to be advised by your dad. This is the reason why we have serious marital breakdown everywhere, children of today feels they're wiser than their parents, what a lost generation?


We live in the age of babies getting married to babies, then giving birth to babies.
50% of fertility problems are caused by the man.
Get your facts right.
As she is doing, he too is running his own fertility checks.



Guy is in late 30, most likely to start having bigger fertility problem in present day Nigeria where an average man of 25 is already having erectile dysfunction.
Family › Re: My Dad Insists That My Fiancée Must Take Fertility Test Before Marriage by descarado: 6:01pm On May 04, 2023
Goes both ways kiss
Romance › Re: How Do I Show Appreciation To Someone Who Gave Me Admission? by descarado: 5:50pm On May 04, 2023
Take your statement of result to her after graduation and a bottle of wine and hand written appreciation letter. That is all you need to do later. Now, is simply thank you and I will not disappoint you.
Nigerians are so keen in making unnecessary monetary rewards for every thing and that look like buy-off
U owe her a good result and best behaviour in school.
When you start earning money, you can buy her anything you want to if you still want to or remember her.
Christianity Etc › Re: Ezekiel Odero: Kenyan Pastor Arrested Over Mass Killing Of His Church Members by descarado: 5:42pm On Apr 29, 2023
If you happen to have a born again Kenyan as a friend especiallyladies, you are on a loooong journey to kolomental.

I don't understand their brand of Christianity at all.
Health › Re: Erectile Dysfunction by descarado: 5:32pm On Apr 29, 2023
Mayhem1:
people old for this Nairaland sha
Is being old now a stigma?
Health › Re: Erectile Dysfunction by descarado: 5:29pm On Apr 29, 2023
Is morning Wood not a teenage stuff? lipsrsealed
Food › Re: Taiwan, Malaysia Detect Ethylene Oxide In Indomie Noodles by descarado: 4:27pm On Apr 29, 2023
Angelfrost:
I quit most artificial foods like noodles over 6 years ago, and my body has felt so much peace since!


Indomie generation, if una like don't take caution!

I wonder what made Africans so lazy culinary-wise...!

Young people, if you love your lives, run far away from comfort and processed foods! Especially imported canned and quick meals!

I'm still shocked at the way people still regularly consume corned beef, canned sardines and sweet corn, imported cheese, etc!
You are in your house and conducted the survey that Africans don't cookhuh
Family › Re: You Left Your Husband Because He Was Cheating. Then This Happens (pix) by descarado: 2:12pm On Apr 29, 2023
Team men are polygamous in nature but will want to kill any man that touches their wives.
Children everywhere.

Nairaland is too boring these days
Food › Re: How I Make Beans Soup (Gbegiri) by descarado: 5:58pm On Apr 27, 2023
Gbogbowa:
Even any common blender does the work. What I do is to allow the cooked de-coated beans cool for some minutes before blending it. For the ewedu, just blend it straight after picking the leaves. It doesn't need pre-cooking
Thank you 😊

If there is no blender or electricity, hand whisk can do. Anything but broom.
Food › Re: How I Make Beans Soup (Gbegiri) by descarado: 5:52pm On Apr 27, 2023
armyofone:
Too much labor beating the poor beans into softness with broom. I see chef using the immersion. A very good gadget to have in your kitchen if you cook beans soup.
I tell you cheesy cheesy
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by descarado: 5:51pm On Apr 27, 2023
steadyMoving22:
Grateful for the opportunities in the UK regardless.
NIGERIA didn't do so much for many of us so why complain.
We complain too much. Never ever grateful.
Yet in Nigeria, we get nothing but can't complain.
Insatiable humans
Food › Re: How I Make Beans Soup (Gbegiri) by descarado: 3:58pm On Apr 27, 2023
Motirayo2018:
Using a blender to hot cook beans is not advisable.

There are to different type of ijabe(matchbroom).

There is the normal broom ,which is only cut short and use for cooking and the one I posted
The two are only use for cooking .
Immersion blender is used to make hot food straight on the cooker.
And yes, if you have soup blender, you can use that. Some blenders are made specifically for hot food. They are soup makers.

Even some stand mixer with induction can do that. Stop giving excuses.
There are industrial soup makers. Restaurants should buy and use them.
No reason whatsoever in this 21st century will make us continue to use broom to cook. Short brooms like that are used to wash big non movable woks.
Food › Re: How I Make Beans Soup (Gbegiri) by descarado: 3:50pm On Apr 27, 2023
brain54:
I have eaten this soup once…

I liked it. Can the beans be grounded with electric blender?

I feel it’s too stressful to prepare though!
Immersion blender can do that perfectly. As a matter of fact, it's the best with its whisk.

Food › Re: How I Make Beans Soup (Gbegiri) by descarado: 3:44pm On Apr 27, 2023
lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Lamidi Apapa Denies Withdrawing Obi's Petitions From Tribunal by descarado: 3:32pm On Apr 27, 2023
DMerciful:
Is your account hacked? You used to be a political analyst but now give anyhow comments
Seems you don't really know him well.
A chameleon that came out with his full chest since buhari was elected.
Family › Re: Should I Get My Brother's Wife Arrested, After His Demise? by descarado: 6:16pm On Apr 25, 2023
sonssyo:
Oga, what a hell is wrong with you, get her arrested for what? if your brother is suffering from insomnia, why did he not tell you guys himself, in life nothing is sure, anybody can die anytime! several instances shows such, if you don't want to embarrass yourself, better leave that woman alone
I'm positive his brothers health problems started with them. They made his life very toxic.
Family › Re: Should I Get My Brother's Wife Arrested, After His Demise? by descarado: 4:14pm On Apr 25, 2023
Always pray against toxic in-laws from both sides.
But if you find yourself among them, endeavour to distance yourself completely from them and also be independent. E get why.
Health › Re: How Do I Boost My Immune System? by descarado: 7:18pm On Apr 23, 2023
You assumed you had malaria and self prescribed malaria drugs and antibiotics?. I stopped there.
Good luck.
Politics › Re: Another Of Keyamo House In Ikoyi Revealed by descarado:
As if the authorities are not aware about that.
Or, is kayemo the only one?
Rest and look for better thing to talk about that's beneficial to Nigerians.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Dale Shepherd Enters Women's Powerlifting Competition To Protest In New Zealand by descarado: 1:35pm On Apr 23, 2023
Biglittlelois:
People are starting to realise that the main aim and objectives of transgenderism is dominance in mostly women's sports. There is a steady rise of people speaking out against those who say transgender women are women, to the extent that it is difficult to define who a woman is. Transgenderism is simply a mental disorder.
Women should be at the forefront of fighting this madness but look at what is happening.
Women are subtly being relegated to their roles centuries ago which is childbearing. Men dominated the world in everything, Women fought to get some freedom, now, men felt threatened and decided to make themselves Women to continue to dominate. It started ftom sports and moving to redefining what a woman is. You now have different definitions of Women but man is still man in definition. They now advertises sanitary tampons and what have you. Ladies are so gullible. Next 20 yrs will be interesting. They will wanna do anything ladies do with priks still intact. Who is deceiving who here. I thought feminism is serious business, never know those people are bunch of retards with nothing upstairs cos I can't believe how they never see the whole picture and start protesting rather, they are supporting this psychological colonialism against women with full chest.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sudanese Army To Facilitate Evacuation Of UK, US, France, China Foreign National by descarado: 3:12pm On Apr 22, 2023
nony43:
What is going on in Sudan that the main steam media won’t tell you is that Russian wants to open a base in Sudan US went mad, one in fighting with the military the other with the paramilitary. So it is a proxy war in Sudan.
This makes lots of sense.
Till now, tge reason for the onslaught makes no sense to me.
See these developed countries,make them carry their baggage and leave us alone.
Politics › Re: Buhari Harbours No Ill-will, Grudges Against Anybody – Garba Shehu by descarado: 8:37am On Apr 22, 2023
SpatialKing:
What next for him
He will relocate to Niger Republic to spend the rest of his miserable life...
His life is not miserable. If he dies today, that's a ripe old age.
Politics › Re: Buhari Harbours No Ill-will, Grudges Against Anybody – Garba Shehu by descarado: 8:34am On Apr 22, 2023
KanwuliaExtra:
No one cares about a vegetable Presidiot about to retire in Niger where he comes from.
Time to build a new Nigeria for NIGERIANS!
He developed Niger more than he did Nigeria.
That guy and most of his people were never Nigerians. That's why they don't care if Nigeria burns.
Romance › Re: Love Isn’t Real; Any Man You Catch, Eat His Money!” – Bride Advises Ladies (vid) by descarado: 8:32am On Apr 22, 2023
cheesy
See provocation
Even when women don't ask for it,na do men will be shoving material gifts and money on her face just to buy her love. When asked why they do that,answer is it makes them feel in control.

So women love who brings more.

Ask our rich men.
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by descarado: 7:22pm On Apr 21, 2023
davide470:
Life in the EU for "EU Nationals" is better than life in the UK for "UK nationals".. that's the complete version of that sentence. A good number of those seeking asylum are rejected in France, hence illegal, and the French don't have the time to deport anyone, they just frustrate you out of their country.
Really shocked
Family › Re: My Fiancée Is An Actress, Please Advice. by descarado: 12:30pm On Apr 21, 2023
Mindlog:
Benin.....Spain....18+ movies.....when you are both getting married?
Guy is probably bored. Nairaland has to keep on moving.

Story makes no sense.
Properties › Re: US Returnee In Tears After She Saw The "2storey" Her Brother Built For Her (vid) by descarado: 9:42pm On Apr 20, 2023
ednut1:
This clearly looks staged.
Of course. And it was quickly brought here to encourage tribalistic comments.
Seun osewa thanks. I thought you want to clean up your site undecided
Properties › Re: US Returnee In Tears After She Saw The "2storey" Her Brother Built For Her (vid) by descarado: 9:37pm On Apr 20, 2023
Anything to trend.
Mtcheew
Sports › Re: Saida Mouh: I’m Unaware’, Hakimi’s Mother Reacts To Son’s Fortune In Her Name by descarado: 4:51pm On Apr 20, 2023
nairalanda1:
If his mama did not know....
Assuming it's a true story, the two of them are in serious trouble. Did they sign prenup?

There are many ways to hide money and leave small in your account to cover track.

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