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AutosRe: Bought Brand New KIA PICANTO 2022 Sold Sold by DesChyko: 5:03pm On Jul 15, 2023
Inspired by Odumodublvck 😎

No sha think am.😁
CrimeRe: GT Bank Opened An Account In My Name by DesChyko(op): 4:51pm On Jul 15, 2023
Zonefree:
Someone used your phone number to open a GT bank account.
That's quite a bother. It could mean they have no form of authentication when people try to open account. It could also be them trying to meet up with some imaginary target.

It's just that I'm not so sure if the short code is even theirs as I have no experience with them before now.
CrimeGT Bank Opened An Account In My Name by DesChyko(op): 4:37pm On Jul 15, 2023
So guys, I got this SMS from 'GTBank' short code on my phone a little over a month ago, notifying me that I opened an account and should proceed to find it. I disregarded it at first sight, my mind flashing back to those 'short-code' cheats from yesteryears, where a scammer will trickly insert their number in the USSD code so you will transfer airtime to them unwittingly.

Today, I got another SMS from the same code, saying my opened account is yet to be funded. Out of curiousity, I logged in the account number in my existing bank account with another bank and saw that the details of the account that emerged were my last name and first name. It would appear an account was opened in 'my name' without any input from me.

I'd like to know if there is any existing line of action to be followed in this situation.

Music/RadioRe: Headies 2023: Will Guchi Win The Rookie Award? by DesChyko: 4:19pm On Jul 15, 2023
tundein18:
Tata-22m views on YouTube, 44m streams on Spotify
Delcan rice-1m on YouTube, 8m on Spotify
Tata was a hit all over tik tok. Accept the truth mriamthetruth
Okay. That's one.

2. Picanto - Modu
2. ? - Bayanni

3. Dog Eat Dog - Modu ft Bella Shmurda & Santino
3. ? - Bayanni
Music/RadioRe: Headies 2023: Will Guchi Win The Rookie Award? by DesChyko: 4:16pm On Jul 15, 2023
TheSuperX:
All na trash, trash, trash
Respect 🙏
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Palliative: What Can You Do With N8,000? by DesChyko: 9:45am On Jul 15, 2023
Lol.
PoliticsRe: Obi Lp Vs Inec, Bola Tinubu & Apc - Final Written Address Now Available. by DesChyko(op): 9:23am On Jul 15, 2023
seanfer:
If you want them to read through the whole address, then why did you bring out only the 25% issue out? That's double standard.
I ain't taking no responsibility for the fail in your education, brother

DesChyko:
One part that caught my attention was that....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What A Popular Netizen Has To Say About Ungrateful Salary Earners (screenshot) by DesChyko: 8:04am On Jul 15, 2023
Very weird.

As a school teacher, I resume by 7 AM and observe no breaks until 3 PM, 8 hours (and one-third of my day) everyday, Monday through Thursday, getting off two hours earlier on Friday.

So after offering my service for all of 4 weeks, sharing and imparting value I've laboured to gather, I should still be expected to say 'thank you' for the returns I expect?

What then Is the employer bringing to the table? 🤷🏾‍♂️
TravelRe: Drug Trafficking, Fraudulent Activities Responsible For Visa Ban - Seychelles VP by DesChyko: 8:00am On Jul 15, 2023
If drugs is 'really' so much of a problem, it's high time the global community adopt a universal (death penalty) punishment and in a short time too for documented offenders. I say this because I've heard of people who 'barter' their way out of incarceration when caught.
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Lagos Before The Discovery Of Oil in Nigeria by DesChyko: 7:51am On Jul 15, 2023
So.. For today's agenda, Awolowo built Lagos 😎

Stay tuned for tomorrow's Lagos builder 💀
SportsRe: Mason Greenwood Welcomes First Child With His Girlfriend (Photos) by DesChyko: 7:37am On Jul 15, 2023
Some people are legitimately angry at Greenwood for 'brutalizing' her.

Some people are legitimately angry at Hailey for 'stunting' his career.

Both people they are still angry for on their behalf for are welcoming their first child together.

In this life, no let people use you settle their quarrel when you dey busy dey take sides and forming defender of the Universe.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi/labour Party Vs Inec/tinubu: Respondents Final Written Address by DesChyko: 6:43am On Jul 15, 2023
famology:
After going through this brief, I can say authoritatively that it's over for Peter obi and his obidiotssssss gang. It's a no case!
You also said this before the respondents had the effrontery to present a witness and it was back to reset. All of that big claim and not one person could back their case without dissolving like poorly made salt in the rain. 🥲
PoliticsRe: Ganduje And His Friends As Tinubu Stalkers by Niran Adedokun by DesChyko: 6:23am On Jul 15, 2023
The concept of 'servitude' is lost in Nigeria my country. Service is draining. Service takes a relevant part of you. Service puts the people in your immediate society ahead of you when making most decisions.

I served as the Secretary General in almost all the associations I've belonged. All were physically draining but the most draining of all was that of my CDA, where you have to prioritise the interests of residents above yours. After overseeing three tenures, I had to pull unholy strings to escape that seat because both landlords and tenants won't hear of it; despite there being change of chairpersons, they'd always want me as the Secretary General.

With this in mind, it's really strange seeing these people who actually have to oversee a much larger group, so comfortable doing this over and over. Their conduct, the plight and opinion of the people suggest that whatever they did was far from service to the people, hence the desire to always rush back in. Having errand boys and stooges instead of walking the walk is the first sign of a lack of responsibility. Thus, anyone I see with this character, I dismiss from the start as a pungent egg.
PoliticsRe: Obi Lp Vs Inec, Bola Tinubu & Apc - Final Written Address Now Available. by DesChyko(op): 6:08am On Jul 15, 2023
helinues:
Why not post that part as you have accessed the final written report
No, I won't post snippets. My reason for sharing the entire document is for people to actually read through it. If you can't read through it, leave it for those who have the patience to. 🤷🏾‍♂️
PoliticsRe: Obi Lp Vs Inec, Bola Tinubu & Apc - Final Written Address Now Available. by DesChyko(op): 6:07am On Jul 15, 2023
duro4chang:
There is no place or portion of the document you posted that says Tinubu scored 25/% of vote cast in Abuja
Okay, Sir 🙌. Your attention to detail has been duly noted.
PoliticsObi Lp Vs Inec, Bola Tinubu & Apc - Final Written Address Now Available. by DesChyko(op): 9:18pm On Jul 14, 2023
The final written address submitted by the 2nd & 3rd respondents is available for perusal, courtesy UC Maxwell @UkomahM

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-V2AdqWPeF1W2ASS0_2Da39_q1g0UOlO/view?usp=drivesdk

There are a lot of references in the text though which means you'd need legal experts to understand some instances there.

One part that caught my attention was that the APC Presidential candidate scored 25% in the FCT. When did that 'adjustment' take place? 😲
FoodRe: How Do You Prefer Your Corn? (picture) by DesChyko: 8:11pm On Jul 14, 2023
Which Kain question be this, OP.

I assumed the over-emphasis on agbado was just a vocabulary fail o. How can you now be asking such a sensitive question?

OP, is there something you are seeing? Have you been to the future? Did Corn really replace rice in our diet? 🥲
EducationRe: Where Is The Ball Placed? by DesChyko: 7:45pm On Jul 14, 2023
On top of the inside 😠
PoliticsRe: Moment When Tinubu Suggested To Reduce Your Purchasing Power by DesChyko(op): 7:43pm On Jul 14, 2023
OgbeniOja1:
Mad fellows clapping
Lol.. It doesn't make sense. The clapping is the puzzling part. Perhaps some bits were left out?

I believe there is an explanation for it though because even a mad person cannot be that careless in suggestions 😂
PoliticsMoment When Tinubu Suggested To Reduce Your Purchasing Power by DesChyko(op): 7:11pm On Jul 14, 2023
I stumbled across this excerpt where Tinubu promised to reduce the purchasing power of citizens. His exact words were;

...If we reduce the purchasing power of the people, we can further slow down the economy. Let's widen the tax net...

What I can't understand though is why those people were clapping. Are they still clapping now? 🤔


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvNdCjx_HgE
SportsRe: Nigeria Stripped Off Women's Relay Commonwealth Gold Over Doping Violations by DesChyko: 4:42pm On Jul 14, 2023
Damn. Anyways, we don celebrate that one pass and they can't strip tha celebration away. Make I console myself like that. 😴
PoliticsRe: Has Anyone Else Noticed This Current Online Media War? by DesChyko: 9:06am On Jul 14, 2023
QuotaSystem:
Yada Yada Yada...
You posted a picture dated 1931, involving an Igbo lady in Northern Nigeria, all of which are lies as pictures and facts have proven.

All of these backtracking and further twisting your goof out of context is not necessary.

Man up, take your L on your chest and move on. 💪
PoliticsRe: Has Anyone Else Noticed This Current Online Media War? by DesChyko: 8:44am On Jul 14, 2023
QuotaSystem:
You couldn’t resist the urge to expose the limits of your mental capacity.

“Northern Cameroons” in 1952 is now Adamawa State in Nigeria - and of course the idol worshipping visitor from the East was considered a Pagan by the Muslim hosts.

You try to appear bright so I wonder how that flew over your head.
If you actually read any of both information you posted, you'd see that

1. Your false narrative you posted put the picture at 1931 which is a lie that flew over your head. The real image was dated 1952.

2. The 'new arrangement' you posted was dated 1961. The real image, once again, was dated 1952.

In a nutshell, you goofed, however you looked at it. It was 1952. The picture was not in 1931, no Igbo was involved in that picture and the location was not Nigeria.

Once again, Quota System failed education you, bruv. You may want to think twice before hawking it around.

Have a great day! 🤗
PoliticsRe: Has Anyone Else Noticed This Current Online Media War? by DesChyko: 7:58am On Jul 14, 2023
QuotaSystem:
undecided
I know you're proud of the quota system education you got, hence the desire to always hawk it around. But you'd agree with me that you need more than that to be sound and sensible 👍

PoliticsRe: Has Anyone Else Noticed This Current Online Media War? by DesChyko:
Well, it's for those with time on their hands essentially. Anybody busy with putting bread on their table for today and tomorrow will not have that much time to dedicate to this war, so that probably explains why the online debacle has been one-sided for a while now. It was a different scenario when there was/is public holiday. Every other day, not so much. We're busy, my Gee. We keep busy, stay busy, not just for today but for tomorrow.

Everytime we come online to see us in the mentions. North and South West fighting over who got the most allocation and why, Innocent Igbos get dragged in out of nowhere. In their words, APC is a North and South West alliance but APC-criminal in Emefiele from Delta State (South South) stars in their media magic, Innocent Igbos and 5%-ers (South East) gets dragged in. Hell, Hilda Baci from Akwa Ibom (South South) won GWR with her cook-a-thon with Nigerians fully behind her, but when 'Chef Dammy' hastily took on an identical enterprise, Innocent Igbos got dragged in with the narrative 'Hilda Baci did it for Igbos, Chef Dammy' will do it for Yorubas'

Personally, I would leave such responses for leisure time, like now while waiting for my colleague to round up and let's zoom off. Engineering and living to respond to such attacks is a waste of relevant energy, to be honest. OP, I would advise you let dead dogs stay dead😂😂
PoliticsRe: Breaking: US Places Visa Ban On CJN Ariwoola, Justices Nweze, Dattijo, Others. by DesChyko: 6:27pm On Jul 13, 2023
Raskimonojendor:
Source of the news :
Trust me bro.

Tinubu needs to complete this particular work Buhari has started in the SE. The symptoms like the thread created by OP is becoming worrisome.
Another example of misplaced priorities by the APC-led government. It is clear in which region those facilities are needed most but they just need an excuse to embezzle funds 🤷🏾‍♂️

PoliticsRe: Breaking: US Places Visa Ban On CJN Ariwoola, Justices Nweze, Dattijo, Others. by DesChyko: 6:11pm On Jul 13, 2023
Isn't this one of the judges that was being pushed in a wheelchair as featured in Mr Yakubu by Folarin Falana a.k.a. Falz featuring Olanrewaju Ogunmefun David a.k.a. Vector? 😁


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM8ULpYAX8M

PoliticsRe: Stop Releasing Statements On Behalf Of Ipob- Ekpa To Peter Obi by DesChyko: 6:02pm On Jul 13, 2023
Simon Ekpa is on twitter.. Any reason we have to go to MP_Muye's tweet instead of Ekpa's handle?

Desperate for engagement, I see 😎 Anyways, you can count my view out of your catch.
SportsRe: FIFA World Cup 2026 Qualifier Draws by DesChyko: 5:59pm On Jul 13, 2023
Go Team Nigeria!!
RomanceRe: [pictures] The Food I Ate Today. Am I Eating Too Much? by DesChyko: 5:26pm On Jul 13, 2023
ITbomb:
Including Okpa? shocked
😂
PoliticsRe: Boards: Obi Kicks As Tinubu Offers Opposition Govs Slots by DesChyko: 10:25am On Jul 13, 2023
What exactly did Peter Obi say? I couldn't find any such quotes on the article 🤔
PoliticsRe: Northerners Clash With Southwesterners Over NIRSAL Loan Under Buhari by DesChyko: 7:06am On Jul 13, 2023
Igbos can't just be left out of their issues. How did we end up in that discussion? 🤷🏾‍♂️

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