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RomanceRe: Which 3 Tribe In Nigeria Has The Majority Of Curvy & Big Ass Women by DesChyko: 7:52pm On Jul 12, 2023
I guess, Yoruba.
PoliticsRe: What Language Is Most Spoken In Southern Nigeria After English & Pidgin Language by DesChyko: 7:28pm On Jul 12, 2023
optionalY09:
Yes the igbos are refugee in Lagos because their place is in-habitable because of violent crimes most of them take refuge in lagos
But the last recorded crime statistics in Nigeria does not agree with your assumptions. In contrast, Lagos actually experience more crime at least 4 times more than any other state in Nigeria.

PoliticsRe: What Language Is Most Spoken In Southern Nigeria After English & Pidgin Language by DesChyko: 7:12pm On Jul 12, 2023
SwissMass:
Even millions of igbo and other tribe in Lagos and south west are now speaking Yoruba
You mean understand Yoruba right? To an extent. I was born and brought up in Lagos, actually spent the first 8 years of my life in Ijora, Badia and still residing in Lagos, but I can't speak Yoruba to save my life 😂. That's because you easily get by with other languages.

I agree with other South West states since Yoruba is the primary the medium of exchange. However, Lagos has its peculiarities.
Music/RadioRe: Headies 2023: Will Guchi Win The Rookie Award? by DesChyko: 6:54pm On Jul 12, 2023
ODUMODUBLVCK!!!!!!!

He's making waves since he stepped on it. Declan Rice, Dog Eat Dog (especially the version with Santino and Bella), Picanto, and even this FireGun is quite something.

How he names his songs sha😂

Music/RadioRe: What's Your Best Bet On The Winner Of Album Of The Year For Headies by DesChyko: 6:52pm On Jul 12, 2023
I'm rooting for Asake all through!

EducationRe: First Yorùbá Textbook Unveiled In China by DesChyko: 6:40pm On Jul 12, 2023
Jagungidi:
At this point it feels like we are intentionally running salt in their wounds, but not at all.

We are just progressing and living our lives without even thinking about them. They are an afterthought grin
You know what they say about practising what you preach? Apparently, it's kind of lost on you, boss.

Just saying, your tribesman released a book. On the thread you stumbled on the news for the first time, you didn't even spare a sentence for your tribesman for the achievement but dedicated your entire post to the supposed afterthought

Clever by half 💀
FoodRe: Another Nigerian Lady Starts 200-Hour Snail-A-Thon In Style (Pix, Video) by DesChyko: 10:24pm On Jul 11, 2023
WelcomeToBiafra:
We have to start protecting snails in our yards before there will be scarcity of snails in our environments shocked
Normally edible things scarce for this our country, come be delicacy like snail
FoodRe: Another Nigerian Lady Starts 200-Hour Snail-A-Thon In Style (Pix, Video) by DesChyko: 10:15pm On Jul 11, 2023
Well, I don't think it's a contest to Hilda's enterprise since it's snail specific. However, is she prepared for it? Has she gone through the rules?

US will probably find employment for her if she manages to impress them. The Giant African Snail has actually dealt with them; imagine if they could make meals out of it 😁
PoliticsRe: The Expansion Joint Walkway Axis Of Buhari Bridge Stolen In Anambra by DesChyko: 8:10pm On Jul 11, 2023
What exactly was stolen? I see an attempt to actually divert attention from the shoddy job securing those things in place. Another real question is "Has work been completed on that bridge?
EducationRe: Russia University Hoisted Nigerian Flag To Honour Faith Ebunoluwa Ojedokun by DesChyko: 8:01pm On Jul 11, 2023
Yeah right.. When I was writing my personal statement too, I mentioned returning to Nigeria immediately after my studies to contribute my own quota to the Nigerian society.

Whyning. Make I Japa fess. If that country remains shegeless to my ambition, au revoir😂
HealthRe: Facts About Laughing Gas And Why NDLEA Banned It by DesChyko: 7:55pm On Jul 11, 2023
Nitrous Oxide nah for rick kids. Late Musa, our gateman den, nah evostik gum inside Nescafé metal can he dey inhale.

Olamide don buy market. Bloggers go use this photoshoot feast 😂
FashionRe: Men, What Is The Cost Of Hair Cut In Your Area? by DesChyko: 7:41pm On Jul 11, 2023
It's 600 now. Like, they have this price list so you'd just look for the size of your head there and know your fate.
PoliticsRe: Labour Party Has Happened To This One by DesChyko: 5:39pm On Jul 11, 2023
Well, there is a reason we are not averaging 10 posts per day on Nairaland like some who're spewing propaganda all around here.

We actually earn a living away from politicians' handouts 😎
PoliticsRe: The Justin Nwaeke You Should Know. by DesChyko: 6:23pm On Jul 08, 2023
Pray tell, why are to know him? A random Delta man.. He broke a record? Did something awesome overseas? Made a difference in our immediate society?

My biggest issue at the moment is that I just waded knee-deep on the bridge leading to the Estate I live, which has been covered out of sight by overflowing water from the canals of Lagos waterways. Lord knows what that water has seen these days and nights, that is now embracing our legs. Dettol and Tetmosol, yet I still feel my skin crawling.

And someone is advertising Nwaeke from Delta. Those wondering how Nairaland makes her money, here you have it.
CareerRe: With My 450k Salary Am Not Still At Ease. by DesChyko: 5:13pm On Jul 08, 2023
Your employer must absolutely love you to be paying you that much for doing nothing 😲
BusinessRe: Otudeko Buys ₦‎87.8bn Shares To Become Largest First Bank Shareholder With 14% by DesChyko: 5:08pm On Jul 08, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Nigerians making it big legitimately don't waste their time on Nairaland...
Nice quote. You're a Nigerian I presume. I'll use myself as an example.

👉I started using this account on Nairaland in 2014 and have spent 4 months on Nairaland in over 9 years. I have 10103 posts as at the time of typing this. That gives me an average of 3 posts per day on Nairaland.

👉You, on the other hand, started using your account in 2020. You already have 10367 posts and have spent same 4 months on Nairaland in less than 3 years 😲. That gives you an average of 10 posts per day on Nairaland.

What is it you were saying again about making money legitimately again due to not wasting time on Nairaland? 😂
RomanceRe: Husspuppi Is Back(photo) by DesChyko: 2:05pm On Jul 08, 2023
iLoveYouToo:
Who job shamed anyone ?
People who do not understand the dignity in labour obviously like this one.

EducationRe: Mmesoma: I Support Sanctions Imposed By JAMB – Ezekwesili by DesChyko: 1:11pm On Jul 08, 2023
Normally.

No one will be hung without due diligence. Now that she has been seen to be guilty after a fair hearing, and given that she is an adult, bring on the gallows!
EducationRe: How My UTME Result Was Forged, Mmesoma Makes Fresh Revealations by DesChyko: 11:35am On Jul 08, 2023
SmartPolician:
You altered your result and still went to the Commissioner for Education to protest that JAMB didn't recognise you as the best candidate.

This girl is over 18 years and deserves to be prosecuted by JAMB for result forgery.
Wrongdoings must have consequences in this country.
Seconded. I initially thought she was a minor and as such didn't want to believe she could go that far without assistance, but damn!

The ban should be upheld; more importantly, she should go through the court process proper and it should be publicised. This is fraud through and through.
RomanceRe: Husspuppi Is Back(photo) by DesChyko:
In comparison, some 'sensible' Nigerians are 'job-shaming' another individual who gets up every morning of his able-bodied life to do this other work on the premise that he has been scammed. They'd be fine eventually.

PoliticsRe: Police Kill Four Gunmen Attempting To Enforce Sit-At-Home In Enugu by DesChyko: 11:29am On Jul 08, 2023
Great! So long as they were disturbing the business of well-meaning citizens, they should go make their peace elsewhere.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Does One Comfort Self After Receiving 3 Job Rejections In One Week? by DesChyko: 11:26am On Jul 08, 2023
It's a loss that I can't call you by your first name, however, I do hope you understand how I really mean every word of what I'm about to share.

The true test of iron is fire. I understand rejections; I have one of the worst reactions to being let down, especially where I have invested a lot in and have so much hope in. But I try to remember, I didn't come this far by quitting. I'll take my time to be really angry with myself; Hell! I even go take some alcohol and chill; simmer over my loss, whatever I need to do to release the disappointment in another form. Then I take all that energy and throw it into my next effort. I'm meant for this. I'll pass through the fire and come out stronger. I'll go again. And again if I have to.
And God helps me, when I eventually land that Gig.. I'll take a huge bite out of my first paycheck as a well done tip. Heaven knows I deserve it.

Hang in there brother! You're the only one on this earth on your path. You'll definitely get there. The day or the destination may not be in sight for now, but you wake up everyday because you're definitely gonna get there. And the society will understand why you needed to be there and what makes you different.💪
BusinessRe: Tony Elumelu-How A Copier Salesman Turned Billionaire Banker And Entrepreneur by DesChyko: 10:54am On Jul 08, 2023
Newnas:
You won't see anyone wailing on this thread and calling the man names or accusing him of all sorts of unfounded lies.

That's simply because all tribes have no problem with celebrating anyone irrespective of his tribe.

But let it be someone from another tribe. You'll see people from that erosion side saying all sorts of nonsense about him.

Why is it so hard for them to celebrate another tribe's success? Those people have generational problem. No cap!
Co-incidentally, you and the 'lailo' guy are the only ones on the front page that brought up anything about tribe. And you both had nothing good to say about the tribe either.

Since you and Lailo represent your tribe, your first assertion that other tribes have no problems celebrating anyone is false since both your comments aren't celebratory.

Secondly, since both of you have a problem celebrating another tribe's success obviously, and you are from the same tribe, could it be possible the generational problem you speak of belongs to your tribe?

Just saying, you should probably do more thinking before your thumbs move since they have no brains of their own. 🤷🏾‍♂️
BusinessRe: Tony Elumelu-How A Copier Salesman Turned Billionaire Banker And Entrepreneur by DesChyko: 10:49am On Jul 08, 2023
Grind like Elumelu. Some will become as rich as he is. Some more than him, some less than him. Some will be nowhere near rich and some will be stark poor. Everyone will belong somewhere eventually; here or there.

Personally, I don't think I want 'that' much money. I just want to be comfortable making a living and paying my bills and getting my hands greasy until I can't move my limbs no more. Retirement looks quite boring from this distance.
PoliticsRe: Asari Dokubo To Collect One Million Signatures For FG To Begin Secession Of Igbo by DesChyko: 10:25am On Jul 08, 2023
If Asari Dokubo can make this work, he will be a legend 💯
EducationRe: Okeke Solomon Ekene Emerges Best Graduating Student In Russian University by DesChyko:
Nice one, comrade. What are the odds of him achieving this feat in any of our tertiary institutions?

When a lecturer in Nigeria will bare-faced let you know it's near impossible to get an A in their course, Nigerians outside the shores or in crazy-expensive institutions will be wowing their colleagues with their insane academic output.

And someone will advise you not to Japa. 😁
EducationRe: Mmesoma Ejikeme: Anambra Inquiry Says The Candidate Altered The Result Herself by DesChyko: 9:49am On Jul 08, 2023
UCyril:
Hope everybody can now rest, the girl is fraudulent and she has to be punished to serve as a deterrent to others
Supported.

Nigeria is hard enough for fellow citizens to be cutting corners. Her age shows she is above 18 too. I think she should be tried; the three-year ban should not stop her from facing prosecution.
EducationRe: UTME 2023 Controversy: Mmesoma Admits To Forging JAMB Result by DesChyko: 9:38am On Jul 08, 2023
This was such a disgraceful act!

I think JAMB should uphold the 3-year ban. Strict punishments must be meted out to discourage others from toeing the same line. Since she can't learn honestly, let her pursue some other ambition honestly!

To think I believed this child! 😠

Not sure if this is the exact report but I saw it online.

nlfpmod

BusinessRe: Was I Scammed By The Bank Or POS Operator? by DesChyko: 3:28pm On Jul 07, 2023
Promicah:
Really, sir😥😥😥😥
is never good news 🥲
BusinessRe: Was I Scammed By The Bank Or POS Operator? by DesChyko: 3:22pm On Jul 07, 2023
[quote author= post=124271970]IS HERE And Following The Thread[/quote]Damn.. OP, your money don loss 🥲
PoliticsRe: Dollar-Gate: Disregard The Invitation, It's Witch-Hunt - Kano APC To Ganduje by DesChyko: 9:55pm On Jul 06, 2023
The apple never falls far from the tree.

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