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Politics › Re: Out Of 39 Proposed Witnesses, Tinubu Only Called 1. Where Are The Rest? by DesChyko: 5:45pm On Jul 05, 2023
Some highlights @General_Oluchi

Politics › Re: Out Of 39 Proposed Witnesses, Tinubu Only Called 1. Where Are The Rest? by DesChyko:
Even the one witness they managed to call, they had to drag him away before he bury their case.

Romance › Re: The Amazing Moment A Bride Said Her Wedding Vow In ‘Tech Language’ (Video) by DesChyko: 1:51pm On Jul 05, 2023
Cardozzo:
Exactly what pissed me of
Managed to remove the appeal of what was said. Nah wah.
Education › Re: Meet Highest JAMB Scorers In The Last 10 Years by DesChyko: 6:50am On Jul 05, 2023
It is clear the South have got the brains. Ivy League is all about brains than anything else.

Why are things upside down when it gets up there? Could the lack of competition up there be the reason we are stagnated as a country?
Education › Re: After Forcing Uganda To Make LGHDTV Legal Now The West Is After Kenya To Do Same by DesChyko: 6:05am On Jul 05, 2023
Next thing now is to shove LGULEDTV down our throats. These Whites never quit 🥲
Romance › Re: The Amazing Moment A Bride Said Her Wedding Vow In ‘Tech Language’ (Video) by DesChyko: 10:04pm On Jul 04, 2023
The vow she said was just about 50 seconds long.

The narration of the youtuber was 90 seconds long; almost twice the main content.

I think these people are obsessed with hearing themselves speak.
Food › Re: Just Bought Cooking Gas For #500 Per Kg. How Much Is It In Your Area? by DesChyko: 9:59pm On Jul 04, 2023
COMPAQ:
Gas prices internationally have come down from about $9 per thousand scf to about $2.50 per thousand scf. Even though we're a huge gas producing country, the
reality of the fact is that we don't produce enough LPG for domestic domestic consumption. So a lot of what we use locally is imported, sobefore the hike in international prices affected us
Damn.. We even import gas? Nah wah
Food › Re: Just Bought Cooking Gas For #500 Per Kg. How Much Is It In Your Area? by DesChyko: 9:09pm On Jul 04, 2023
What's the reason for the drop in cost? You know, this is Nigeria and things just don't go down just like that. 😁

Be like nah to buy 50kg use hose draw am go Gen and Kitchen. If e finish, darkness and hunger go kee me 😂
Education › Re: Top 10 Candidates In 2023 UTME As Announced By JAMB by DesChyko: 9:09pm On Jul 04, 2023
Pascal9:
they are better cramers, it doesn't make them more interligent, the world have moved beyond craming , in education, we need thinkers and creators
Crammers as per they're writing end of term/semester school exams where they are tested on the term's/semester's work? Tell me about having better retentive memory and I may agree with you.

Just saying, the older guys who fully understand the importance should be more determined to ace it.
Education › Re: Top 10 Candidates In 2023 UTME As Announced By JAMB by DesChyko:
These people dey hot sha. The impressive thing here is they wrote this exams alongside some older folks but outdid them in thought process to emerge tops.

These fellows should be bagging scholarships to premium Universities if educational might is celebrated as should be in Nigeria.

It appears the males are well represented this year.
Education › Re: People Abandoned Precious Ummeh And Preferred Fraudulent Mmesoma Ejikeme by DesChyko: 7:52pm On Jul 04, 2023
While some people abandoned their means of earning a living for this JAMB issue. You will not believe it but some people have created up to 3 threads on this issue and the day is not even over. Agenda must agend.

P.S.: OP I don't mean you o, even though it appears you have created at least 3 threads on this matter, I believe you have a job.
Politics › Re: “The Results Are Blurry”. INEC Witness Admits In Court Under Cross Examination. by DesChyko:
seunmsg:
..If 18k snapped results are blurry out of 176k, then that’s an insignificant number. It’s a passmark for INEC and IREV.
Is it insignificant really?

According to INEC, the number of voters per PU is 500 (700 actually on average). 500 by 18000 gives a potential 9,000,000 voters. The smallest margin of winning between the top 3 in the flawed elections was 800,000, the largest margin of win was less than 2,000,000 and over four times less than the potential voters unaccounted for on iRev. Then, there is the issue of whose stronghold was blurred out?

You'd agree with me that your passmark did not come from a place of common sense.
Education › Re: JAMB releases Mmesoma Ejikeme original result by DesChyko: 12:56pm On Jul 04, 2023
Biodun556:
cool
Why is there a difference in her date of birth? Review the two images you posted.
Education › Re: Mmesoma Ejikeme Scored 334/400 In Common Entrance (Photo) by DesChyko:
I can't believe for the love of Mike, that her real result hasn't been obtained until date. Did the family send UTME to 55019? If they did, then all they need do is share the timestamp on the device used to send the message alongside other messages. That would go a long way in clearing the air.

The other day Falz father was asked to advise his son to desist from speaking against the government in such I'll manner, he pointed them to Falz childhood experience where the father was humiliated over and over, and how they now expect patriotism from him.

This is an examination body accusing a 16-year old secondary school student of manipulating her result in poor English. Instead of them to be clear that they have an issue with the print, they're making it look like 'she' hacked them.
Education › Re: Mmesoma Ejikeme Gets University Scholarship In US, UK And Canada. by DesChyko: 6:39am On Jul 04, 2023
tuzle:
Before today I use to think igbos were being victimized and most times I avoid any such discussion but this girls issue have opened my eyes to so many things. How can people be playing victim to an obvious fraud. Imagine someone claiming another person right and other person is still from ur side but most have been shouting victimization without even thinking deeply. People should always try to dig more into issues before u start saying they are victimizing u.
How many 16-year olds do you know? How many speak as eloquently as that young lady? She even uses English language better than you do, going by your omission of punctuation marks, wrong use of tenses and despite your age. In spite of these obvious failings of yours, you think you can tell what score is her right or not? What does it matter of the top scorer is from the East, it's not like it's a new thing!

Please get out of here!
Politics › Re: States With Highest Crime Rate In Nigeria (photo) by DesChyko: 11:19pm On Jul 03, 2023
TemplarLandry:
coolIt shows there are probably many unscrupulous elements in Lagos who came from other places to engage in unlawful activities.
Thanks to CCTv in my community, else, lies like from this fellow to cover up the obvious means of surviving for the locals who had chose to idle away their able-bodied youth, will go unnoticed.

You can imagine the pleas and intervention that follows when one of these locals are seen cutting nets to steal phones or even stealing jeans hung out to dry. Shame.
Phones › Re: NCC Reels Out New Guidelines For MTN, Airtel, Glo, And Others If Mobile Is Lost by DesChyko: 10:20pm On Jul 03, 2023
The one that baffled me most is when I walked into an MTN service center to retrieve a line. They told me that I need to go obtain an affidavit that my line got lost. I'm like WTF for? I'm here in person. You just confirmed the line has all of my details on it and last I checked, I did biometrics also if you're concerned about look-alike, but I still require an affidavit to retrieve my personal line? Keep it, then.
Politics › Re: May Be FG Should Suspend Abia Monthly Allocation For Now by DesChyko: 7:53pm On Jul 02, 2023
helinues:
You can't be getting Oyel money from a president you are not recognizing
But FG can be getting Oyel money from a community they are not recognizing? Did you see the recent pollution scandal of Niger Delta region?

These species of Yoruba people sha.
Politics › Re: What Chatgtp Said About Election Tribunal Judgements by DesChyko: 9:42am On Jul 02, 2023
FriendsAndFans:
ChatGTP is a super-interactive engine capable of delivering good information.
After the Nigeria General presidential election, ChatGTP was relied on by some sections of the country to determine the Abuja percentage.

So, what does ChatGTP say about Election Tribunal Judgements? ChatGTP said in clear terms that, someone who came 3rd can logically never be First.

ChatGTP said Bola Ahmed Tinubu won the APC party primaries despite jealous speculations that he won't win. He is also going to continue to be the President after the Tribunal judgements.
Thank you ChatGTP
GTP 😂

Ignoramus
Politics › Re: How Does One Survive With This New Utility Increment? by DesChyko: 11:12am On Jul 01, 2023
awoo47:
my last 10k recharge was for 267units, now it's barely 100units.
Ah shocked
Fashion › Re: Ladies, What Is Your Ideal Heel Height? by DesChyko: 9:15am On Jul 01, 2023
See specs shocked
Politics › Re: How Does One Survive With This New Utility Increment? by DesChyko: 9:10am On Jul 01, 2023
I was just pondering how this electricity hike will affect me. My last recharge was 4000 for about 114 units. I'm yet to know wha the new tariff will look like.
Politics › Re: Breaking News!! Military Discovers Arms And Weapons In Bayelsa by DesChyko:
Ebi2233:
Ijaws are bigger than Igbo.
Where I live in Lagos, we have about 130 families living in our CDA. Over 100 of them are Igbos. In Lagos, there are LGs you can point out that are dominated by Igbos or at least split in half with the local tribe. And there are clear settlements like these in states around Nigeria, including the North (Biafra aside).

I wonder if you can say the same about Ijaw? Not phantom guesses but corroborated claims outside Ijawland. In fact, can you for a fact point out Ijaw settlements outside the shores of Nigeria?
Politics › Re: President Bola Ahmed Tinubu With His Son, Yinka Tinubu (Photo) by DesChyko: 7:19pm On Jun 30, 2023
So, how much more do you need to buy that vehicle this year.. Or you no bother again? #PaySmarter.. #UseRonuCardToday

Education › Re: ASUU Rejects Curriculum Designed By NUC by DesChyko: 6:14pm On Jun 30, 2023
That's understandable.
Politics › Man Shares How The New Government Is Already Favouring Him by DesChyko(op): 6:14pm On Jun 30, 2023
As seen on twitter, it appears some people are already benefitting massively 😁
https://twitter.com/BOTAD01/status/1674399425538539521?t=Iqbq92bahBHVqpbEU7KqGQ&s=19

Family › Re: If You Knew What You Know Now, Would You Marry Your Spouse? by DesChyko: 3:39pm On Jun 30, 2023
I'd probably have delayed a little. But here we are 😁
Politics › Re: Federal Government Lifts Ban On Vehicle Importation Through Land Borders by DesChyko: 3:32pm On Jun 30, 2023
We dey here. Back when Buhari shit down the border in 2016, some APChums were of the opinion that it was the perfect plan to grow the economy. Is Tinubu not interested in growing the economy or...💀
Politics › Re: Video: Peter Obi Convoy Of Over 200 Cars Surfaces Online by DesChyko: 3:17pm On Jun 30, 2023
Nigeria!!!

A human who has been feeding fat off government treasury (and other nefarious activities) is being criticized for expending taxpayers' scarce resources on inconsiderate entourage. He is the same person whose unguided actions and utterances recently oversaw (and is overseeing) the hike in prices of various goods and services, and the accompanying inflation.

And other sane citizens (or patriotic citizens if you like) deem it best to justify such extravagant behaviour at public expense with a video of a campaign rally in progress (this time, funded by individuals, not public purse). In fact, one of such citizens termed it '200' vehicles (how many did you count in the video yourself though?).

We were here when they propagated the Buhari gospel. We were still here when they saw perfection in all he did for the second time. We were here when they denied Buhari and vested in him, all the sins of the party. We were here when they put in his place, the human we speak of today. We shall be here when they complete this cycle again. I hear some people are already regretting so early. God willing, we shall be here. 😁
Politics › Re: Why SE Must Build A Seaport Now by DesChyko: 2:59pm On Jun 30, 2023
FSBoperator:
I am just schooling...
No. You're just making noise. I've seen trolls on Nairaland but this kind of screening on your posts in the link below is on another level. I don't think you'll ever make sense, to be honest. 😂

https://www.nairaland.com/fsboperator/posts/9
Politics › Re: Why SE Must Build A Seaport Now by DesChyko: 2:37pm On Jun 30, 2023
FSBoperator:
The Federal govt has the final say on international shipping lanes within her territory.
In a nutshell, you hope FG don't grant the international shipping route to the South East. You're not saying anything new. The way you are running wild on this thread with your obstacles already announces your mission here. We know what you represent. ✌️

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