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Education › Re: See The Home Work My Cousin In Primary Two(2) Failed According To Her Teacher by DesChyko: 5:43am On Nov 02, 2017
osifred:
The first box is to be filled in hundred. 200, 300, 400, 800 and so forth.

The second box is to be filled in tens. 10, 20, 30, 60 and so forth

The third box is to be filled in units. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and so forth.

This is quantitative reasoning and not pure mathematics. Going by these reasoning the answer is therefore


300 + 00+ 0
Where 00 is still 0
I get.
Crime › Re: Married 'Lovers' Who Were Found Dead In A Car In Lagos (More Photos) by DesChyko: 5:59am On Nov 01, 2017
Staged. How would they have chosen the seats to die on?
Romance › Re: Hilarious Photo Of Girl Pranking Her Boyfriend Using Her Bald Hair by DesChyko: 5:56am On Nov 01, 2017
pocohantas:
LOL. Now she knows what his reaction would be like if she ever loses her hair. People who use your in place of you're. Wehdone!
He considers the hair to be part of her beauty.
Besides, I think he won't be so mad if she had a completely shaved head instead of a bald one with that expressway in between grin grin grin
Education › Re: See The Home Work My Cousin In Primary Two(2) Failed According To Her Teacher by DesChyko: 5:45am On Nov 01, 2017
You'free to make any choice but there is a limit to your choice of values.
The first space could only be from 192 to 290.
The second space could only be from 10-99
The last space could only be from 0 - 9.

But that No. 4 though
Health › Re: Man From Abia State "Goes Mad" In Niger State. Photos by DesChyko: 5:54am On Oct 30, 2017
The way ge tuck in the native attire sef is enough confirmation, plus that persistent secretive smile.
May his people locate him.
Celebrities › Re: 10 Melanin Popping Female Nigerian Celebrities Who Prove That Black Is Beautiful by DesChyko: 5:50am On Oct 30, 2017
Endless hip isn't something that seems attractive.
Besides, these people spice up with wads of cash, which isn't a common privilege to the average black
Celebrities › Re: Naija Come Hard On Joey Barton After He Criticized AJ Ring Song by DesChyko: 11:44am On Oct 29, 2017
OP, more SS biko.
Phones › Re: Microsoft Launcher Currently The Best Phone Launcher (opinion) by DesChyko: 11:37am On Oct 29, 2017
Micheezy7:
Nova launcher... Any day , Any time
Best by far.
Completely customizable.
Career › Re: How ‘do You Know Who I Am?’ Got An Army Officer And His Wife In Trouble In Abuja by DesChyko: 7:58am On Oct 28, 2017
These attention seekers can kill person.

All he wanted was an apology since no much damage was done to their cars.

Na ontop the picture of two cars wey I dey see so?? shocked
Education › Re: What Is Wrong With This Maternity Photoshoot? by DesChyko: 7:55am On Oct 28, 2017
CAPTION
I am responsible for it
If you don't like it
I'm in my house
Come and beat me
Phones › Re: Whatsapp Finally Rolled Out Revoke Message Feature For Everyone by DesChyko: 7:48am On Oct 28, 2017
huh
The one I've been doing on GB Whatsapp since nko?
Politics › Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Was Aware Of Maina's Reinstatement- Sahara Reporters by DesChyko: 7:30pm On Oct 23, 2017
automatix:
they are better than other news outlets in Nigeria
emmaitive:
buh if it wea pdp nw it will be true abi huh
This post of mine was made on February 15th, 2015

https://www.nairaland.com/2151013/factual-fiction-called-sahara-reporters
Politics › Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Was Aware Of Maina's Reinstatement- Sahara Reporters by DesChyko: 6:05pm On Oct 23, 2017
In as much as the corruption in this government is in overdrive, I don't see Sahara Reporters as a creditable body to give one ultimately believeable news

NEXT!! angry
Crime › Re: Married Man Steals Keke Napep In Umuahia, Beaten & Stripped Unclad. Photos by DesChyko: 8:47pm On Oct 22, 2017
tstx:
Money no dey our pocket economy still dey drop even sef me wey dey type never chop.. I don't blame him.. I blame our leaders



Between why steal it in the first place.... keke napep wey no fit run.. na him person wan steal
Obodo edelugwonu oooooo shocked
Health › Re: Multiple Stones Removed From A Lady's Bladder (Graphic Photo) by DesChyko: 7:34am On Oct 22, 2017
funmisticqueen:
no, the gall bladder's function is to concetrate and store bile, without the gall bladder the bile will just move immeadiately to the intestines to continue their work, remember it is the liver, not the gall bladder that produces bile. If she listens to her doctors instructions she will be fine
Thanks for that
Health › Re: Multiple Stones Removed From A Lady's Bladder (Graphic Photo) by DesChyko: 7:23am On Oct 22, 2017
funmisticqueen:
not if it was done in a government hospital, salary will still remain the same, but if it is a pastor now whether you paid for deliverance or not you will still worship him. Nigerians are the bane of their existence
I'm looking from the viewpoint where if she hadn't the money, there is a less than 1% chance that she would be making this post at the time she did
Phones › Re: Take A Look At This Charger, Wht Do U Think? PICS by DesChyko: 7:15am On Oct 22, 2017
Well, not sure why it would be producing such high voltage except it is for charging other things besides a phone.
Even if it's rated 3A, your phone would use up only what it can. The remaining amperes are just...for fancy.
Say your phone is rated to be charged by a 1A charger, don't expect any miracles even if you're using a 5A charger.
Health › Re: Multiple Stones Removed From A Lady's Bladder (Graphic Photo) by DesChyko: 7:02am On Oct 22, 2017
funmisticqueen:
by the way there is a difference between a bladder and a gall bladder, pls can you correct that, thanks
I'm just puzzled. If her gall bladder was removed..what's her chances with digesting fat? She'll surely be a jaundice regular, yes?
Health › Re: Multiple Stones Removed From A Lady's Bladder (Graphic Photo) by DesChyko: 7:00am On Oct 22, 2017
win2kwire:
Go think what Nigerians eat,
90% banned by world health organization. animal intestine, bush meat, cow foot from gutter, worst parts of animals, gari, rice and beans filled with sand...dirty street foods, fake borehole water and other toxic waste products imported by igbo criminal businessmen
I hope you're not a doctor. Even elementary Biology doesn't agree with your submission.
Health › Re: Multiple Stones Removed From A Lady's Bladder (Graphic Photo) by DesChyko: 6:58am On Oct 22, 2017
ultron12345:
Na wa o.....she couldn't even acknowledge the doctors who did all the hardwork, after toiling for hours in the theatre, they were just sidelined.......not even a single paragraph or sentence to acknowledge them.........na wa o
I think she did in the most meaningful way.
Check their bank balance.
Politics › Re: Operation Crocodile Smile II In Lagos: One Killed, 76 Arrested by DesChyko: 6:33am On Oct 22, 2017
Even though a number of Nigerians didn't bat an eyelid at the Operation Python Dance misdeeds, this must be jointly and outrightly condemned since whatever goes around comes around.
The NA should use the enemies in Boko boys and Fulani Herdsmen for target practice. They don't need to boost their morales with innocent citizens, please.
Phones › Re: Why The Infinix Note 4 Pro Is Better Than The Samsung Note 8 by DesChyko: 3:52am On Oct 20, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Night of a thousand laughs loading
Education › Re: Giant RAT That Can Crack Open Coconuts Just Discovered. by DesChyko: 7:21pm On Oct 19, 2017
Those look more like gnawed open, not cracked open
Business › Re: Nigeria Enters League Of Steel Exporters by DesChyko: 5:34pm On Oct 19, 2017
At least the steel plants are working.

But..

Think of all the things that steel could do especially vehicle bodies and parts, now that Nigeria is coming into the industry.

But No.. The government can't afford to establish industries to at least accomodate the numbers being churned out of our engineering institutions yearly.

Half bread is better than none sha. Gradually, Hopefully.
Crime › Re: How My Facebook Group Of 185k Members Was Hacked by DesChyko(op):
I messaged the person involved to see if I could psych her into owning up, instead she (or her) began to play victim.
The group name had long since be changed to MANCHESTER UNITED SUPPORTERS WORLDWIDE

Below are the addresses and links

DATING TIPS (HACKER)

https://facebook.com/Dating-tips-1474053466013501

RELATIONSHIP TIPS (HACKER)

https://m.facebook.com/Relationship-tips-909171059249897

HACKED MAN UTD GROUP
https://m./1822739807948169

NEW MAN UTD GROUP
https://m./727696957425714
Crime › Re: How My Facebook Group Of 185k Members Was Hacked by DesChyko(op):
I decided to visit the new 'Admins' I.e. the pages, and I discovered that this group was not the first as a Chelsea group of 140,000+ members also suffered the same fate.
Despite messaging facebook over and over with proofs like those below of me being the creator and managing the group since last year, I didn't get any favourable response from them at all.
But then, since we were able to drive the traffic on the first group with quality contents, it could be done again. So I created a new one as facebook were not willing to blink twice in my direction.

Crime › Re: How My Facebook Group Of 185k Members Was Hacked by DesChyko(op):
Lo and behold, on my facebook news feed, I saw the facebook alert, that I recently removed a friend on Thursday and all that.
I went through my recent activity, and saw that it was the same lady who persistently bugged me to join her group. Immediately, I was unto her, checking her profile and all and some things stood out:
1. I have two mutual friends with her, the other admin and one Abbah who was added to my account that morning by God knows whom.
2. She and that Abbah share identical usernames as seen on their picture profiles. That led me to the conclusion that she and Abbah are the same person.

All previous conversations between us were also deleted by the person who accessed my account

Crime › How My Facebook Group Of 185k Members Was Hacked by DesChyko(op):
I was the Creator/Admin of Manchester United Supporters' Club (Nigeria). That was until last week when I was ejected by someone.
It was a jolly Thursday. I was in a happy mood. Suddenly, I got a hello from this friend on facebook. She has been practically begging me to join her group on facebook.
I remembered delaying her request for two weeks because Facebook (as I thought) kept requesting me to log in again. I complained to her about this and she said that is how it is, that I should just log in. I just ignored the request until this fateful Thursday, 12th of October 2017.
In my jolly mood, I just logged in checked out the group and saw that it was a dating group. I replied her that I can't join such group due to lack of interest and she was like 'no problem'. I logged off and continued my daily activities.
It was later that same day around 2pm, that I wanted to update the group with crisp news that I noticed that I couldn't do certain things again. Myself and the other admins have been removed. In our place were two pages: Relationship Tips and Dating Tips.
What a surprise that was. I contacted the other admin and he confirmed he isn't in position again too. I just dropped the issue for a while, coming to terms with the reality that the facebook group has been hacked.
I then checked my list of devices and discovered that my account was accessed from another device, a Tecno droidpad, which is not part of the devices I use to access my facebook account. I relayed this information to my colleague on Facebook Messenger, telling him my account was the culprit. Immediately, I changed my password, trying to put my head around what really happened. I did a search on the IP associated with the device but couldn't get an exact location.
The amusing/painful part was seeing Relationship ish about the Admin positions

Phones › Re: What Is The Worst Phone You Have Used So Far? by DesChyko: 5:08am On Oct 19, 2017
Tecno P5 would have been the worst..but I remember Bold 1 wahala
Phones › Re: PLEASE What Is The Name Of This Iphone? by DesChyko: 7:31pm On Oct 17, 2017
There's iPhone and iPad.
For something that size, the 'P' just has to give way.

iWindscreen
Politics › Re: Army Ends Operation Python Dance In South-East by DesChyko: 5:34am On Oct 17, 2017
Yyeske:
Not my Igbo, my awka peeps understood perfectly what I wrote.
I'm not one of those "my mama say i be ibo " like you.
.
I can even help you with the Onitsha area variant where I'm domiciled, I kwusi go?
Taa gbafuo

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