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Put your head together bro

Emescot:
Thanks alot for that, the only time i tried to argue God's existence with a colleague she kept calling me '' Antichrist''. Christians tho

You're actually Antichrist

No. 11. He falsely predicted the outcome of the last United States elections.

No. 12. He sells anointing water and anointing oil in his church.

MisterGrace:
Recall that I created a thread titled "It's Official: God Does Not exist". This I did out of frustration.

Please see the link: https://www.nairaland.com/3444778/official-god-does-not-exist#50736588

While at it, a fellow nairalander "4everGod1" offered to assist me with how to get God to intervene faster.

He sent me a PM and we got talking. After series of prayers and programs.

He kept on praying with and for me even in the wee hours of the night.
I practically became a job to him everyday and all day.

Almost a month and I finally got another job.

The juicy part of it was that, haven got an invite for interview for the first time in a longtime, I was not interviewed because the interviewers did not give me any chance. Their excuse was that I didn't meet up with some of the criteria and all.

I sent 4everGod1 a message about the development, he assured me and asked me to keep faith. Hmm... ok na, but how?

They however requested to keep my resume for future opportunities. I thanked them and left.

The turn around happened when I got a call from the same organization while I was on my way home, asking how much I was willing to take for the same job I was not interviewed for.

The thing is, over 40 persons were interviewed that day, excluding me. I mean what happened to all those ones?

But then again, it can only be God.

I am so sorry my God, Lord in heaven.

Congratulations on your 'new job' Sir!

herzern1:
That quy in the middle tho....

I should be able to make 3 pencil trousers from that his trouser.......

You should be one hell of a skinny dude

KingEbukaNaija:
For the umpteenth time , this is Judaism - Jewish culture , tradition , religion . This was their culture practiced thousands of years ago , it is now old fashioned and don't apply to Modern day Christians .

This statement of yours implies that the Holy Bible ( the word of God) which Christians consider as ultimate truth contains loads of 'old fashioned' Jewish culture and tradition which 'do not apply to modern day Christians'.

Why?

analice107:
He is going to make a mess of himself, Seun and that lying Hardmirrow.

Damn!! Hardmirror is the moniker not hardmirrow.

Hardmirror, proof you didn't lie or admit you did.

hopefulLandlord:
ha!

where do I even start?

That was the dumbest post in this thread.

In brief, my mission on earth is 'being happy and making others happy'.
You've got one life, live it.

Cc; Supersuave

shestrong:
u want to start another topic abi?

Still on your subject; criticism of Pastors

SirWere:
Ahahahahahahahahahaha



So, Trump is the "new" anti-christ eh

From Obama, to the pope, and now to trump.


Religious fanatic....... Highest level of mental retard.ation I've ever seen

Next is Bill Gates

Silly

Why should anyone fear criticism?

Anas09:
Mr Nigerian Belarushian work is coming to you.
Be ready to provide names, numbers and addresses of this fake patients, the pastors and their numbers. We shall do the investigation. Not just one person will do this, three persons wll do this. One atheist. One Christian and one nuetral body who will volunteer.

Enough of these lies.

You're funny

Wilgrea7:
ok... lemme break it down for you..

what is a literal statement? its a statement whose meaning isn't hidden... it is plain

a symbolic statement is one whose meaning is hidden.

if i make the statement “a stitch in time saves 9"... you'd agree that the meaning isn't plain... in fact, if you try to understand it literally, it won't make any sense to you...

ok... so coming to biblical revelations.... all revelations in the bible had their meanings hidden... both the revelation of Daniel and that of John. its more like a dream.. you would agree with me that dreams are symbolic... that's why they need interpretation... looking at the revelations in the bible, you can tell that its symbolic... taking it literally won't make any sense.. also, if you've read reveations you'd have noticed when at times the angel revealing the things to John will interpret some for him.. that's another sign to tell you the book is symbolic.. spiritual things are not literal... and I'm not just talking about bible spiritual or christian spiritual... I'm talking about spiritual in general

Agreeable

NevetsIbot:
but seun said witches aint real

Is there proof of their superpowers?

Wilgrea7:
lol... brother.... you are funny.

again... like I've said before.... the book of revelation is highly symbolic.. the fact that you chose to take it literally doesn't make it literal

Who decides what's literal and what's symbolic? And on what basis?

CHARLOE:
Plz respond to d points he made; Jesus said he'll com back in his generation n its been 2000yrs!

He came back and was killed a second time.
- Anonymous.

Anas09:
I think the best place to ask that question is on YouTube, ...

I think the first place for him to start asking that question is on his forum, Nairaland.

Those airbags.

emusbyz:
People do say ghost/spirit do not exist and that it is a mere imagination. If you ask me, I'd tell you I believe they do exist and though I have not seen any with my eyes, I have met quite a number of people who have. And also, I have had an experience of hearing footsteps of spirits. It was an experience I can never forget all through my life.
So the question is, do you believe that they exist? If you do, have you had any experience of ghosts/spirits before?
Voice out something for all to compare and contrast.

People do say Santa do not exist and that it is a mere imagination. If you ask me, I'd tell you I believe he does exist and though I have not seen him with my eyes, I have met quite a number of people who have. And also, I have had an experience of hearing footsteps of him. It was an experience I can never forget all through my life.
So the question is, do you believe that he exist? If you do, have you had any experience of Santa before?

Anonymous

Interesting

Mosthandsomeboy:
He need to experience it first ...

Stop contradicting yourself. You previously implied that it would be deadly if he experienced it.
What's wrong with questioning beliefs?

Mosthandsomeboy:
Seun the day you will experience it,you may never live to tell the story, ..., learn from others experience,

Don't you think he wants to learn by asking for people's experiences of supernatural encounters with witchcraft powers?

Kruzilano:
nd u don't believe babalawo has supernatural powers..

Have you ever experienced babalawo's supernatural powers? Kindly narrate to me.

Why do I feel this girl is just pompous?

plaetton:
Lol @ "spirit" things.

Like I always say, the greatest thing about having invisible enemies is that YOU can always declare Victory over them whenever it suits you.

lol

Trumpet indeed.
By the way, earth needs decongestion.

mercytripletz:
makes no sense to me

Good to know that reflex makes no sense to you.

mercytripletz:
... u ll just say "Oh God" unconsciously... A reflex action..

A Reflex action it is