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In fact, I was just about opening a thread to ask this same question when I saw this topic. I am glad I have not subscribed yet after seeing the op's post. The title of the text message says "Data Deal", not sure if this is from mtn. The issue is that if this is not coming from mtn, they(mtn) should at least know about it and should warn their customers. Or does mtn know and just pretending they don't?

manutdrichie:
Wharefa

Wharefa is the language of modern day kids.

sosanova:
[size=13pt]You tambuwal me...I Saraki you
Buhari is a real Dullard for calling a meeting at such a critical time, he doesn't understand Nigeria politics [/size]

What if Buhari wanted Saraki to win to temper the influence of Tinubu in his administration. What if Buhari (or his "confidant" advisers) new Saraki will not attend the meeting. What if it was a ploy to draw the lawan supporters away in other to give Saraki his chance.

Interesting times indeed.


At least it was drummed into the ears of Nigerians that these people are one and thesame, but nobody cared to listen.

The only thing that unites or separates politicians is personal interest, nothing more nothing less.

"There is no spoon" - The Matrix.

FlirtyKaren:
Story as shared on TheHumansofLagos by our guy pictured below:

I have two daughters (twins) I didn't know existed till recently. I wouldn't have known if someone had not told me they saw a picture of my 'ex' with 2 girls who looked exactly like me.

I got a girl pregnant 14 years ago when I went to Abuja to spend the holiday with my Sister. We were both teenagers and inexperienced, we spent so much time together and one day one thing led to the other and we had sex. It was both our first time and we didn't
know what we were doing.

When her parents found out, her senator father threatened to kill me if they ever see me, they said they would rather abort the pregnancy than let their daughter have a baby for someone from a poor home with no background. Some days later she came and told me her mum took her to a hospital and the pregnancy was terminated, I cried so much that day. She also told me her dad was seriously looking for me to arrest me and they asked her to say I raped her but she refused.

Apparently, they lied to me about the abortion, there was no abortion. She was sent abroad and she had the babies there. They are still abroad and I don't know if they even know about me.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/06/guy-reveals-his-shock-discovering-he.html

What where you crying for, the missed opportunity to father the child of a rich man?

Well, the children were born abroad, if in America it means they are American citizens now and so they belong to the mother more than they belong to the father. Get the ladys contact and talk with her, she should be matured enough now to make her own decisions, hopefully.

maxxy:
In the last couple of weeks, there have been multiple threads castigating various online platforms; from Jumia to Konga and now Dealdey, even though many do not understand how they operate.

There are better ways of dealing with issues than coming online to deride companies that are trying to make the best happen despite the infrastructural challenges in Nigeria. It is better to exhaust all avenues of dispute resolution before labelling reputable companies scammers and other names. For all we know, the actual seller of the item may be out of stock on it. When they succeed in solving your issues, you will be unable to repair the damage you have caused.

Let's us also remember that they employ tens of thousands of people directly and indirectly.

Good communication avoids problems like this. You'll be surprised how understanding most customers are when you simply tell them what the problem is in due time. Calling their customer (instead of waiting to be called) to say we are out of stock on this goods but we can offer you a smaller but cheaper one with the balance refunded almost along with it will simply do the magic.

Most Nigerian managers simply do not know how to manage and they do not care.

I think it cause they are seen as successful, domineering and arrogant.

I believe he will though. The pressure is too much.

shugacaneman:
Gej shared iphone 5 with diamonds on his daughters wedding. U did not die
Madueke's step son fly private jets and displayed huge bundles of dollar. U did not die
mama Piss built mansions and hotels everywhere in Nigeria and abroad. U did not die
Gej was stealing from the Nation Reserve account before the governors came to conclusion that the money should be shared. U did not die
GEJ awarded a contract of $9b for cooking stoves. U still did not die
GEJ spent N2.2 trilion in his campaign. U did not die

My brother why die now?

I am neither a Buhari critic nor a supporter but I do believe that a deceiver is far worse than a thief.

How will the person driving that gun boat see where he is going, after blocking his view with that gunner-shield? May be it works on radar or the gunner will be directing him "oya go left", "no, no go right, right".

They will find a way to settle this. Na family matter.

kelvz:
“We use to see dangerous animals like Tiger, but I never afraid. Whenever I saw them, I would say ‘Kai na mana!’ and they would go into the river.''.


. . . Tiger?? Go? Into? River
Chai chai chai .... These lies u are sayin,, diaris Devil ooo

Tigers are very good swimmers.

obesemf:
Smoke out conversation - navas

Verse 1:
Lyrically i see vividly when i puff it secretly,
My niggas keep it secrecy when they cross the trinity,
But y'all know, we live stringency,
Nine months till infinity, see how the love goes.. Oliver queen and felicity'
That's right,
Work under the sun, I'm in search for the bright light, but i try,
Show remorse to no black man, still i survive and i cry,
Left my niggas on a five by five when i was in Accra,
Street fame and gangsters, burn some tress all they fort Knox on plasters,
Fake ass rappers claim they masters get roasted like rafters,
But I'm mastered, see if they find answers? I'm down with Casper
Smoke some weed with a rasta, read the Bible get locked on each chapter,
Burst out in laughter, phoney niggas think dey faster, in a blink I'm outta'

Hook :
"getting high on my feeling, this high that I'm feeling, is higher than the ceiling, yall niggas keep hating, it's why you concealing, so when my shit drops.. It'd be time you be cleaning" x2

Verse 2 :
Hold it, roll it, the whole weed fucking smoking through it,
Sit back and relax no stress, let your fucking brain do it,
Don't loose it, you gotta fucking use it till you dream on da lucid,
Don't tryna confuse me, say I'm evolutionary stupid?
Lost my fucking mind, say I'm mad? Coz i proclaim the fact,
I think they getting slashed it's funny like fucking Kevin and Hart,
But no fucking treatment better, mail your death in a latter,
Rip your feather to shredder, don't fly in a colder weather.... You know better.

(hook repeat)

Verse 3 :
See I'm higher in my feelings, i got that fire on the ceiling,
My niggas be concealing they got that hating for a living,
I'm sniffing on some pennies it got me driven but am steady,
Friendly fairies come with they cherry berries, too many envy,
And too many ready with too many fleshes, but am too much a veggie to be friendly,
This homies in too scary with they guns they on to bury,
I got my hands all too sweaty, pray to God things don't get all too messy... Shit..

(hook till beat fades)

Ok, Buhari I am going to need that your translator.

I've not been to the east myself but my mum was transfered there some months back. She tells me on phone that light is almost constant where she is in abakaliki. So the op may be right, but I think there is good power supply in the North as well. The south west is were the epileptic supply really is rampant.

nabiz:
Am coming

Just confirming if you are the person I have been communicating with on whatsapp.

The day the modern woman will start understanding men for what they are is the day they will stop worrying about cheating husbands/boyfriends.

The problem with you op is that you are idle, get something doing as soon as possible (trade if you must) and you will start worrying less about your husband. He sees to much you and so is probably bored with you already. Most men are naturally adventurous and no amount of loving and good wifeing will change that in them. Understand your man and deal with him as such. Ignore such articles and advice that says "10 ways to know a good husband", they destroy relationships more than they keep them.

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You cannot restructure Nigeria without
restructuring the people . - Bushdoc9919




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Serious clients only please.

handsomeclouds:
I don't think its worthwhile associating with okonji or oko-ñ-jo. I don't know why after I read all the atrocities levied against her by Soludo..I just hated her so much, I have tried regenerating the likeness I used to have for her but the more I try the greater the hatred.

Maybe it is because your mind is like paper in the wind, easily tossed about in every direction.

The people are not asking for the official definition of public, what the people asking is that you publish the assets in the media for them to see. Democracy they say is a government of the people, the people are saying you show them declaration and not definition simple.

Though it is needed that Nigerians be patient and follow the guide lines.

Book cover back cover.

Nairalander01:
please what software do you use for your designs??

Photoshop mainly, illustrator, one or two on corel draw.

AmyMarins:
Hi, are u on whatsapp? I ve something for u.

Yes

Bed Furniture logo

felucci:
Of course you will get it. Amazon ships books directly to Nigeria

Which courier does amazon use to ship to Nigeria? Does the goods get dumped at the airport or does the courier look for your home to deliver it?

EUROBOMBER:
Is it now that they know that everything should be gradual? - Governor Sule Lamido.

Good question.

One thing I know though is, give Nigerian constant power only and they will willingly forget every other promise you made to them. In fact, they will come out and give excuses for you without you uttering a single word to defend yourself. Buhari trust me, this is one winning secret GEJ failed to see.

Lol for "comprehensive interrogation", police don beat the man mumuness comot for him head.

truefact:
.why are yorubas afraid of being their own? Yorubas claim to be progressive and sophisticated, they claim to love each other, yet they coward enough not want to be on their own and have the most wonderful country in Africa..
Yorubas if you are all the goodies you claim to be, I bet you will be the one fighting for secession

Yoruba learn to stand on your own after all you could have been the first Africans to have independence. ..you claim to be first in every thing. ...at least you can be the first to secede and have a progressive country

Your own people will not progress by asking stupid questions like this. Stop worrying about the Yorubas and start putting pressure on your own leaders to formulate policies in their various states that will benefit you. Trust me bro this is the only way, I repeat the only way you can achieve the true freedom you seek.

N.B my response is on the assumption that you are not a pretender trying to further the riff btwn the Igbos and Yorubas for your own selfish gain. You may as well be Northerner or even a Yoruba.

AbuuUsaamah:
This is one of the best ways of tackling corruption. Less ministries means less ministers to swallow our moeny, and more ease in holding ministers accountable in their respective ministries.

This is what I call seriousness and being ready to do your job. Not like the dumb-asssed fellow who took in 31 ministers all to no benefit.

Did you read in the article that it was Yaruada that reverted back to 31 ministries even after OBJ had brought it down to 19? You want to call Yaradua a dumb-asss too? Pls let us move forward, calling him names now will change nothing. You've made an intelligent comment and then mess it up with unnecessary name calling. Progress means going forward, so you cannot call yourself a true progressive and still continue to hammer at the past. It makes no sense for an hunter to continue to shoot at a fallen prey.

Ignorance destroys a people. It has destroyed Nigerians.