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hammer3:
ABIKE IS A TRIBALIST FOR USING EDO PEOPLE NAME AS OPPOSED TO HUSHPUPPI YORUBA NAME.


THE THUNDER THAT WILL FIRE THIS WOMAN IS DOING PRESS UP IN MALI.



WEN IT IS YORUBA, THE COVER UP AND LIES WILL BE LED BY YORUBA MEDIA AND POLITICIANS.

But is something really just wrong with y'all,I mean have you people really lost a nut up there? Who gives a damn,where he is from...to the world,another nigerian strikes again. Carry ur edo passport if you have one

abobote:
Is still better to enjoy here and suffer in hell, than suffering here and still and up in hell

This is prolly the dumbest thing I have ever read. Are you for real?

otipoju:
My brother JAMB pass mark is now 160...in my days 270 could not get you admitted into Dentistry OAU . 254 was cut off for mass communication Unilag.

The standard has fallen "fatally"

Na olodos nigeria dey groom now

Amotolongbo:
https://thenationonlineng.net/20-year-old-man-nabbed-for-raping-neighbours-6-year-old-daughter/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

seriously just kill this people and let us move on. If people still can't realise that a woman's body belongs to the woman and they have no right to have access to it unless given the permission,then let them go and meet their maker,there is nothing for them to learn on earth again. Wat kinda nonsense is this na? Men,we gotta protect our women seriously

Chige777:
Which other man's property?? They are not married yet. It's just that I feel somehow about it. Sometimes I put myself in the guy's shoes

Put yourself in that shoe well o,cos soon u go wear that shoe comfortably. You know what you'll do,seeking advice from us won't change anything

Lorenzop:
Unfortunately it pays for our thieving politicians in Nigeria.... Or the public funds they loot not fraud. I guess Invictus wasn't connected enough politically else he may have walked free in Nigeria. The day our fraudulent Politicians begins to pay for their crimes, then I will agree with your assertion.

Our politician are misbehaving because nobody to hold them responsible,the citizens that could have are already mentally suppressed. And this invictus obi and his cohorts are thieves that deserve everything they are getting now...every thief has its expiry date,even these politicians. Na to siddon dey watch movie dey go,na huspuppi cassette dem dey play presently

Toks2008:
The outward beauty of a woman is measured by the degree to which it is aesthetically pleasing or beautiful in terms of sexual attractiveness or desirability. However, every lady is relatively attractive in a very unique way but there is no denying the fact that whilst some ladies are conspicuously attractive, some are just average in standard outward beauty assessment...

Nevertheless, I strongly believe that there are huge benefits for ladies with average physical beauty cos in most cases...

1. Most guys prefer to marry them.

2. They are more emotionally and physically available.

3. They give their men peace of mind cos they are naturally submissive and loyal.

4. Academically they are mostly at the top of their game and rarely get tangled in sex for grades since lecturers don't find them too attractive.

5. One fact no one can dispute is that they make it better in life cos they work extra hard with their brains...little wonder why most of the great achievers are of average beauty.

6. They are more productive cos they don't slay on social media or offline and are less prone to depression over lack of likes over their pics or display of nudity.

7. They usually have very good character and other great qualities the very attractive ladies lack...

8. Cheaper to maintain cos they don't get obsessed with trying to outlook other ladies in looks or spend foolishly on cosmetic enhancement...

9. They have very high self-esteem and confidence in themselves cos they don't have the pressure or fear over their beauty fading away...they have come to understand that "Lookism" is essentially the same as racism or sexism and nothing to do with reality at all So they care less what people think or say about how they look.

10. They are very good in the bedroom act. Whilst most very attractive ladies can be very boring in bed because they don't want to be roughly handled, the ladies with average physical beauty care less and would throw all caution to the wind ... I guess it is a way of making up for not being too hot and this is why many men find them sexually irresistible.

Do you agree with these?

N.B : This is a fun thread so no spoilers biko.

Just say your babe worwor make we move ti the next story

mrfranky:
Please Mods help push this to front page i need more advise please...

Have been caught up in a difficult situation. I have been dating this my lovely girlfriend for more than a year now. She is beautiful, humble, kind and a good girl. She is from a good family too. The parents are not too rich just average and doing very well. They are 2 girls and 3 boys and the elder sis is more of a slay queen i.e so beautiful and refuses to marry so the mother is hoping on this my girl to settle down, always encouraging her to settle down.

Now I am 29 years and I really love this girl and she loves me more than i actually love her, always ready to do my biding. She is just 22 and I wish to marry her someday but my finances are low. I have met the father and he said he doesn't need anything from me only things for the kinsmen or whatever but my parents are the opposite. Infact my dad won't even entertain my thought of getting married now because despite am staying alone, i still get small stipends from him monthly so he knows am not financially independent.

To cut the long story short.. My girl is pregnant again after several abortions in the past and she is refusing to take pills. She wants to keep this one and is urging me to come pay her bride price so we can move in together. This was not my dream way of getting married. I don't have a problem with her keeping the child but I just cannot marry now with my monthly salary of 40k which am struggling to feed and pay bills.

Please I need advice.
Pls no insult I knw the abortion act is wrong n never intended for her to take in again but it keeps happening...

Help me please i dont want to lose this lovely princess because she promise to end the relationship if she has to take another pill.

But what is going on here laidis na. I mean how do you comfortable nut in there without the thought of pregnancy crossing your mind. And a 22year old girl and 29year old man ? Where una dey rush go sef? 3 years from now is not too late to marry o,talk to your girl,threaten to leave you,see me see wahala..make she dey go na,na so dem go bait you enter marriage,una go begin despise unasef after 5years

UDOKABESTLUV:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2020/6/lady-allegedly-kills-her-lesbian-partner-in-delta-state-because-she-caught-her-sleeping-with-a-man-2.html

Damn,I lost calories reading this. It's a lot of work,trying to understand that english

starbuck:
These kids never learn , make una dey stay for una papa house na



Rest In Peace dear

You wan tell us say u nor go man house laidis

illicit:
it's like she threw up, that posture is for someone sleeping alone and having stomach constipation

What tha Bleep is a stomach constipation

ethicallyright:
I don't know

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Well it's not. When it seems you no longer have answer to what is going on again,it's always better to seek your creator. So,there is nothing actually laughable or mockable about what he did

ethicallyright:
He was 15. His mom , a normal African mother, forced him there .

Is it a bad thing to seek God when everything becomes dark in one's life whether forced or not

kikero:
Actually the leper was to show himself to the priests, not the congregation of the synagogue at the time (see Leviticus 13).

Oga the fact that you can read that in a book called bible and a chapter called Leviticus shows it has been broadcasted. It's not like you were there to know all this. If there was something called video camera in the days of Christ,i'm sure jesus miracles would have been recorded and it would serve has bible today

geementontop:
Gomes abi na wetin be his name, how much were you paid for this rubbish, we need urgent answers plzzzz

Is it so hard to believe someone decide to practice his faith?

YorubaKinging:
The most respected FALSE PROPHET of this generation

Even Jesus always tells those who he healed NOT to tell it to anybody


But this man always broadcast himself to the world
Even when he went to the mountains, he did a live broadcast

Your time is near

Jesus told people he healed not to tell anybody,how come you know about it today? Cos it was written down, writing is a form of giving out information,same is videography.

YorubaKinging:
The most respected FALSE PROPHET of this generation

Even Jesus always tells those who he healed NOT to tell it to anybody


But this man always broadcast himself to the world
Even when he went to the mountains, he did a live broadcast

Your time is near

Lemme give you an advice...stop judging people no matter what you think,leave people to be judged by God. The fact that you read of jesus's miracles in the bible means it has been broadcasted,if it was never written down,you wouldn't know about it would you? So how is streaming a miracle on video now for people to see and believe any different from writing about it then for people to know and beleive? It's called technological advancement, don't be naive bro. And I am not saying he is legit or not,that one na God go judge am.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Toasting woman na the easiest thing on planet earth

Just start with wetin them dey like talk about. Just think of anything them dey interested in
For example
Just first tell her say
Girl this hairstyles looks good on you. What is the name let me recommend it for some one
She will definitely answer you because body go sweet her for the compliment

Then try to go further into hair styles
Probably name some hairstyles for her and try to make her educate you about it
Rihanna, bob Marley, kinky ball, twisting, side path, crotchet, braiding, chuku

Almost every lady dey like this discussion and they will be happy to enlighten you.
Like play like play discussion don start
You as a shy niggarrr supposed know what to do next because she will be so free at heart talking about it

Really, you wanna start a conversation with your hairstyle looks good? Lol. What happen to just saying hi,my name is.... Conversation don start be start

MajorOvakporaye:
useless doctors
useless government
useless and dead president
useless country!!!

How are the doctors at fault here again? If I may ask sef,what do you do for a living?

skyfather09:
buh baba you sef reason am.

Guy...depression nor good o,nor be by looks and status.

dejavuh0007:
U can get iPhone 7 for that amount. Just go to computer village.

>: make dem give am fufu note 4

skyfather09:
useless thing... I dey like this, cum go kill myself.. for Wetin na.

Meshonu this guy...una too dey talk

Ezmans:
1,Number one bank in nigeria is from south Africa, (standard group,stambic bank),2 communication company (mtn ) South africa,3 satellite tv,(dstv) South Africa, 4 Beer company (sabmiller ) South Africa, 5 super market (shoprite) south Africa, can nta compete with multichoice , nigerian brewery is fighting for his life bcs of hero beer & trophy beer so is coke & Pepsi over bigi soft drinks , without bigi you il buy Coke or pepsi 200 naira by now, so open your eyes southafrica holds nigeria economy

They have a large share not hold the economy abeg. Let's be guided

TMKsouth:
That's good so stop whining and calling us xenophobes when we clean house. Because we are rehabilitating ourselves and the love-vendor needs to BOUNCE OUTTA HERE. The love-vendor being you off course.

Nigga leave nairaland with your tweeting fingers and go chase them out na,it's not here that you will,what's my own there,I am not the one in your country,Bleep that shitty place. But y'all are xenophobes whether you like it or not,it's not only nigerians y'all are resentful too.

TMKsouth:
You are drugs, scam and trafficking kingpins operating all over the world so you didn't make any valid point about SA. So sit down, you've run out of things to say. Save the little energy you have left for next week when you receive 2 packets on noodles for your monthly lockdown palliative.

Yes we are...and we have located a place where the market sells called south africa..A country filled with crack heads. That is why your men kills your women. Everybody is high out there

zuto4u:
Brother, in as much as I don't like the way they are making mockery of Nigerians, am also ashamed of what Nigerian youths are rapidly turning into. Cyber crime has become the order of the day in Nigeria.

Baba you no lie...but these fuckers called south africans get issue,dem hate us ni nor b even mouth and I don't even know why. Like wetin we collect from them wey dey pain them gan. Them go leave the so called nigerian drug dealers begin attack us wey dey naija

TMKsouth:
I wonder why you came rushing to this thread titled SOUTH AFRICA.

Nigga,this is called nairaland not randland. Get your shit together!

TMKsouth:
Oh please, I'm sure there aren't even 30 South Africans on this platform out of the millions of people that are here, so again, stop pleasuring yourself in public.

If you really knew how insular South Africans are you wouldn't embarrass yourself like this, we don't even follow what's happening in Lesotho or Zimbabwe. And the day Air Peace comes for the cocaine-pushing Nigerians on our streets will be the day we close the chapter on the insignificant relationship we have you people.

We never even had any relationship with such a hateful nation. The hate is too much, calm y'all pussies down. You hate everybody including your own damn selves,nobody to blame but blame everyone else. I really am ashamed I had to engage in words with you,your write ups speaks hatred all day. Please abeg abeg abeg, just face front. SA is just a drug peddling country filled with crack heads,if y'all weren't so drugs-loving,there really won't be so much nigerians selling drugs like you said would there? So please,face your country with all the problems in it and take nigeria's dick out your mouth

TMKsouth:
Lol Just after differentiating between literacy and ignorance you blunder by saying the whites make up the 80%. Do the maths Mandingo - Blacks make up 80% of the population, whites just 10%. The national literacy level hovers over 85%. How exactly did u get to your conclusion that only the whites are educated ?
Stop sVcking on white men dude, it results in low self confidence as a black man.

This white guy is proud of you house nigger.

Coming from a nigger that has been sucking white dicks all his years on earth . Look around you muthafuka...you are still a slave,you never left together with ur whole country. I was ready to talk civilised before,but I realised just how it would have been like talking to a plain wall. Bleep outta here. Go and save your women from rape and killings and leave us tha Bleep alone! Nobody gives a rat's ass about SA,y'all can gobble on this nuts

TMKsouth:
SA has 85%+ literacy rate while Nigeria is in the 50s. What have you been doing for 60 years of independence and with massive oil wealth?

You can be literate and ignorant at the same time. Do you want to talk about academic achievement?. This is not your fight abeg, 80% of the literate in your country are whites,the blacks drag the remaining 5. And who is talking about wealth with you,I'm not arguing who has the best country here,Bleep that! I said how can you consider yourself an educated human and you can't locate countries on map of africa...cmon dude,stop talking and think for a while. If you belong among this people who don't know jack about what happens outside SA, then there is no need to talk this out with you again