TimeMachine2:


Leadership mess according to ipob election losers. Peter Gringory Obi or any ibo man can never rule Nigeria till 2073. Even if military is going to take over, it has to be a Yoruba man or Fulani/Hausa man, you remain the slaves that you are until restitution is fully paid on behalf of your greedy forefathers.

LegendHero:
Why are they complaining?

They should just import more girls from Ebonyi or Abia to increase the number of #500 they can make daily.

If they charge #5000 before and current situation now gives them #500 per round, they should just import like 10X more Amaka, Shinyere, Shikodi, Shoioma, and etc from Enugu, Abia, Anambla, Imo, and Ebonyi.
Most of this girls are from Benue tiv n Hausa girls

MetroLane:

It looks as if your head is giving birth to another head.

OP don't be scared, afterall two heads are better than one

jackals:


I'm not with any man. Men have an habit of underating you when you show them how much you care. Between, I just wanted to see how consistent he is. I just dropped an SMS for him on his local number hoping he reply.

oldienavie:
So I have been dating my girlfriend for 3 months and she is perfect, actually she is a virgin, well behaved and very respectful. The relationship is going very fine but I am starting to really think deeply and I may just break up.
Why ? I have lived abroad for a while and do have a very serious phobia for travelling on Nigerian roads, her parents are a journey of 4 hours from where I am and I understand the area is rife with kidnapping and robbery of all sorts.

I find myself obsessing over having to make that trip to her parents place and also have my family embark on that journey and I always shudder at the thought of it.

I am seriously considering breaking up with her and looking for a lady whoose parents are here in the same city I reside, cos one of the things that gives me serious head ache is travelling on Nigerian roads.

Since I got back to Nigeria I have not travelled outside of the city that I am and it is because of how serious that phobia is.

But how do I tell her I am breaking up with her for this reason, it sounds very trivial but its a serious issue for me.

yomi007k:
My advice is that you leave her and let hungry beat her. Hunger dey reset brain connection you know.


I am talking from personal experience.

swiz123:
Enough stupidity was displayed at this funeral. I saw nothing but men trying to outdo each other. Even nollywood actors that can't be classified as wealthy were rubbing shoulders with wealthy businessmen...

Well everything was just for the camera sha.... Even Zuby was spraying 200 naira notes... His bodyguard kept supplying him bundles in a if you wan mad mad finish manner..... Zubby had to yell at him to calm down ...

Foolishness is going broke trying to appear rich... Don't compete with those that are bigger than you when spending.... You will end up hurting yourself

Faber:
Yes na

The South East governors talk say what IPOB and Nnamdi Kanu is agitating for no get head.

So we want cut their heads put am make e get head. When one of the governors head enter am now. The rest go know say the struggle don get head be that

iLegendd:
Since Buhari came on board, it's crime upon crime, killing upon killing, and meeting upon meeting, yet nothing happens.

If only Buhari wasn't allowed to be president, people would have thought by now Nigeria would've been one of best countries in the world if he had become a president.

Here we are — meeting upon meeting.

This is some hilarious shiit right here....
Nigerian facilities won't pay donors, they will offer dem yeye malt and milk.
If they try that payment in Nigeria . The queue of donors go long from yaba to ikorodu

Wizkhalifa2:
A woman once testified concerning her son in my church, so the boys peni.s was stolen by would be ritualist, after series of prayers by a pastor, the peni.s was restored. Praise God ryt?. Well it didn't end there, she further said they took the boy to go nd test the peni.s on a prostitute. The whole church went silent.

jameyjaggs:
den big,long skirts ar allowd in nigeria bcaus of d heat okk, now i undestand i jst used my brain

NwaAmaikpe:


Hope this isn't a foul play on Southerners. Those girls aren't wearing hijabs and they live in Sabon Gari.

I can't believe kids that big can't open a parked car themselves.

seyizma:
Reading the comments, seems Ghanaians are more orderly

If this happened in Nigeria, the Pastor for don commit suicide

hinwazaka:

According to Gov Shettima, an Igbo man from Imo state defeated Boko Haram. Bubu was drinking Furo da nunu when this happened

Nedfed:
I'll leave her and sleep just to avoid what happen in 2015

NwaAmaikpe:



Every time I hear a mosquito's buzz,
It reminds me that some insects have more musical talents than Davido.

dannytoe:
expect that soon

MadCow1:
Yet if two corp members are caught having sex in camp they get expelled.


These Niggas are confused.

goodmorning40:
They say FFK is mad because he says the truth I wish all naija leaders can be mad just like FFK