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TravelRe: Share Your Embarrassing Moment On An Airplane by DICKstractor: 9:08pm On Mar 20, 2021
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The guy that sold gala to me ran away with my N950 change.

I wanted to chase him but the windows were locked.

It was a very heartbreaking experience
InvestmentRe: What Can One Do? by DICKstractor: 8:37pm On Mar 20, 2021
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Pay up
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NGO Work Or Bank Work? by DICKstractor: 10:30pm On Mar 19, 2021
lipsrsealed

Who push this post by this time. The mod dey test microphone?
GamingRe: How Do I Learn Chess? by DICKstractor(op): 9:03am On Mar 19, 2021
Hashabiah:
Greetings. I suggest you download an application that teaches the fundamental moves, or you could google to find websites that can teach the basic fundamentals of each piece. From there, you can look for other applications like Personal Chess Trainer that teach more advance strategies.
Thanks for the response.

Do you have any application in mind
Forum GamesRe: Solve This Brain Teaser by DICKstractor: 8:19am On Mar 19, 2021
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GamingHow Do I Learn Chess? by DICKstractor(op): 8:14am On Mar 19, 2021
Hey guys

I have always wanted to learn chess for a very long time. Although I have no one to teach me. So, I took the bold step to get the chess board yesterday.


Now, the problem is how am I going to learn the basis.

Help me guys.

Is there any site to visit, a youtuber to follow or an app to download that will teach the basis to the core
Jobs/VacanciesRe: One Nigeria "How Can A Lecturer Give This Kind Of Exam" by DICKstractor: 8:07am On Mar 19, 2021
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I'll solve those math questions in less than 15mins

What manner of a exam is this. A kid that I was taking on a private lesson (for entrance exam) will solve most of this comfortably
SportsRe: Juventus To Accept £25m Bid For Ronaldo by DICKstractor: 8:01am On Mar 19, 2021
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Damn, it's time to sell our isi ewu
CrimeRe: Ghanaian Man Calls FBI To Report His US Based Fraudster Friend After The Friend by DICKstractor: 7:56am On Mar 19, 2021
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A criminal reporting a criminal. If investigation is properly conducted, the two camouflaged enemies will be arrested.


But luck might shine on the other cos he's living in Ghana
TravelRe: Exhausted Lagosians Sleeping Inside A Moving BRT Bus (Video, Photos) by DICKstractor: 7:28pm On Mar 17, 2021
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Being a man and a Nigerian as well is worse than hell
RomanceRe: Am I Overreacting? by DICKstractor: 12:47am On Mar 17, 2021
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Oboy that babe no love you

Move now wey you fit breeeet before e start to choke
RomanceRe: What's Your Worst First Date Experience? by DICKstractor: 11:45pm On Mar 16, 2021
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We came together to the place. Had fun, watched movies together, but when it reached the time to tel her my feelings, I went totally blank. Like, I didn't know what happened, I wasn't myself. I was just there sweating profusely.

That was my first and worst date experience


At that point, I told my heart to just stick to pumping blood and stop catching feelings.


But now, I'm a pro in this game
Christianity EtcRe: Clergyman Sells Holy Water On The Streets Of Lagos To Make People 'Rich' (Video) by DICKstractor: 3:10pm On Mar 15, 2021
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Have it been approved by NAFDAC
SportsRe: Paul Onuachu Scores As Genk Qualifies For Belgian Cup Final by DICKstractor: 2:18pm On Mar 15, 2021
kenzysmith:
Belgium league is easy he should come to EPL and prove himself. I will never rate him until he replicate same form for English club side. Like South Hampton or westham.
What's with you guys and epl.
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Angry At Barcelona Fans Outside Camp Nou (Photos, Video) by DICKstractor: 2:01pm On Mar 15, 2021
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One is GOAT who doesn't care about attention and loves private lifestyle


The other is isi ewu, who eats and loves attention like breakfast. Can do anything if he doesn't get it.


I hope you guys can differentiate one from the other
HealthRe: COVID-19 Update For March 14 2021 In Nigeria by DICKstractor: 1:10am On Mar 15, 2021
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Omo!!!... References Don tire
E choke
CelebritiesRe: 'E Choke': Davido And Drake Pose For The Camera (Video) by DICKstractor: 9:17pm On Mar 13, 2021
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The same way nairaland keep choking us with stale news every now and then
CrimeRe: Man Sentenced To 212 Years For Killing 2 Disabled Sons To Collect Life Insurance by DICKstractor: 8:10am On Mar 12, 2021
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Wow, the judge is such a kind man. He gave him a narrow second chance of life. If he can survive the 212 years, he'll be a free man.


Prison indeed is a rehabitative and corrective centre.
CultureRe: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Heard Or Done? by DICKstractor: 8:03am On Mar 12, 2021
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CrimeRe: Hushpuppi Allegedly Laundered Funds For North Korean Hackers by DICKstractor: 12:49am On Feb 20, 2021
lipsrsealed


This guy case no dey finish
SportsRe: What's The True Story Behind Nigeria Vs India 99-1 Tale by DICKstractor: 11:49pm On Feb 09, 2021
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I don't know who carved out this story because it spread across the nation like wild fire


I heard the person that scored that one goal for Nigeria, prayed before he kicked the ball and died later in the pitch.

I also heard that the match was so intense that, Indians agreed that if Nigeria can score one goal, it will be taken that Nigeria won. the match

Crazy stories we heard...
RomanceRe: . by DICKstractor: 7:46pm On Feb 06, 2021
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Big bumbum announces you before you introduce yourself
Nairaland GeneralRe: 7 Occupations I Wanted To Pursue While Growing Up by DICKstractor: 7:34pm On Feb 06, 2021
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I have always wanted to be
1. A pastor (A very religious guy then)
2. A surgeon (Because of how cool it sounded)
3. An engineer (studying)
4. A programmer (working towards)
5. An artist (even when it was clear I had little talent on it. I was just a crazy fan of art)
6. Footballer (I lost motivation when a new guy came to our neighborhood and dribbled me. I was the best player in our neighborhood before then. It was a stain on my image)
7. Etc
BusinessRe: Obiano Shuts Nnewi Spare Parts Market Over Non-Compliance With COVID-19 by DICKstractor:
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9 hours curfew? Smh.

The fear of covid-19 is not as intense as it was when it first landed in Nigeria. People see it more as a scam.

Mr. Governor, open the market. Nobody Don fall die for the market because of covid-19.

BTW, Kogi state is still having 5cases. Doesn't it mean that the vaccine we looking for is a place and not a medication?
Foreign AffairsRe: Indonesian Village Turns Red As Floods Hit Batik-manufacturing Hub (pic) by DICKstractor: 7:24pm On Feb 06, 2021
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Valentine is near and the gods have given them red wine to merry. It's a season of love
EducationRe: The Craziest Thing A Student Had Ever Told You As A Teacher? by DICKstractor: 7:15pm On Feb 06, 2021
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I guess Op you schooled either in federal polytechnic nekede or Futo

Back to the topic. I've never taught in a school before. I only teach my course mates. I avoid teaching in school like it's a pledge. I'm a kind of person, that won't move on to the next topic until I see almost everybody is following and that can be mentally and physically draining
PhonesRe: My Budget Is 20k. Suggest A Very Good Phone Please. by DICKstractor: 7:16am On Feb 06, 2021
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I'll give you three options

1. Buy Nokia 3310 and keep some change
2. Buy an average second hand transsion phone
3. Add 60 more Ks and get a good iPhone 6 or 7


I doubt you will get a good brand new phone for that price range
CrimeRe: Businessman Excretes 83 Wraps Of Cocaine At Abuja Airport (Photo) by DICKstractor: 7:12am On Feb 06, 2021
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His anus is so expensive that it excretes only expensive shits
PoliticsRe: Ex Beauty Queen And Designer Calls Out Gov Ikpeazu For 'copying Her Shirt' (pix) by DICKstractor: 7:03am On Feb 06, 2021
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This lady can chase clout ehh. Design that I have been seeing in the street of ariaria market since the time of using two stones to make fire.
BusinessRe: CBN Ready To Fund Research On COVID-19, Emefiele Reveals by DICKstractor: 7:00am On Feb 06, 2021
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Na now wey nyash remember say e go mess
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Dies In Jos After He Jumped From Storey Building To Evade Efcc Arrest by DICKstractor: 6:55am On Feb 06, 2021
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He jump to his death. Only someone that has something to hide will take such a dangerous action.

Well, the dead tells no tale
R. I. P to the young man
BusinessRe: Top 5 Reasons Buhari Banned Bitcoin - Dr Kemi Olunloyo by DICKstractor: 12:47am On Feb 06, 2021
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Everything will be normal soon. I hope so

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