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RomanceRe: Lady Reveals Why She Stopped Having Female Friends. by DICKstractor:
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If you ask many girls who their friends are "they will tell you that they don't make friends with their fellow ladies". They prefer having dozens of male friends than a lady friend.

They say they are not in for the drama that comes with females.

Ladies know their selves very well. They are their own enemies.

One will come here and be shouting "the future is female". Picking up fights with all the blokes here. But if you know her in person, you'd know that her close pals are male.
CelebritiesRe: I Once Dated A Nairaland Moderator For Front Page - Singer by DICKstractor: 7:59am On Apr 29, 2021
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No be today corruption start for Nigeria
HealthRe: Dermatologists And Doctors by DICKstractor: 7:47am On Apr 29, 2021
shocked
CrimeRe: Bike Men Kill Unsuspecting Boy Over A Missing Bike Opposite University Of Abuja by DICKstractor: 7:46am On Apr 29, 2021
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Nigeria jaga jaga
CrimeRe: Two Suspected Drug Traffickers Nabbed With N264 Million Cocaine In Abuja (Photo) by DICKstractor: 7:43am On Apr 29, 2021
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Say NO!! to hard drugs except weed
CelebritiesRe: Russian Lady Tattoos Flavour’s Face On Her Body, Says He Is The Best Singer (vid by DICKstractor: 11:35pm On Apr 28, 2021
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I guess she's our ex-beauty queen
Flavour abeg cut soap for me
CelebritiesRe: "Poverty Does Not Mean One Must Be Dirty" - Man Says As He Show Off His New Home by DICKstractor: 11:29pm On Apr 28, 2021
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This decoration looks like kids room


Op, do you say poverty?


Does having nice television, perfect carved wooden designer chairs, nice speakers and a cool wall frame called poverty?
RomanceRe: Who Broke The Family?(picture) by DICKstractor: 11:16pm On Apr 28, 2021
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We all know that 2 wrongs can never make a right but in this case two wrongs made a baby


Oh Lord
Any woman that's cheating on her husband, let's fire and brimstone fall on her, break her cheating legs and paralyze her breast

But any man cheating on his wife, forgive him oh lord and teach him how to love. He doesn't know what he's doing
PhonesRe: Which Network Provider Is Your Favorite And Why? by DICKstractor: 11:15pm On Apr 28, 2021
Glo : Fast on 4g and enough bonuses when I recharge and cheap data plan

Other than the bonuses, I prefer airtel.
RomanceRe: What Do You Think Of A Man Washing His Wife's Undies? by DICKstractor: 11:13pm On Apr 28, 2021
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I can't do that but come to think of it what'll you be discussing with your friends to the point that you'll tell them you washed your wives undies.


Ain't this family stuff meant to be personal?
FamilyRe: Please Nairalanders Advice Me On What To Do by DICKstractor: 6:06pm On Apr 28, 2021
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Nl topics these days ehh



OP, Look for a new sister



Nonsense and Desmond Elliot
RomanceRe: Why Can't Guys Date Without Having Sex? by DICKstractor: 6:01pm On Apr 28, 2021
Rosement:
I'm financially independent
I wasn't talking about you. It was a general term

BTW, I wasn't talking about only finance
RomanceRe: Does Sex On The First Visit Make A Lady Cheap? by DICKstractor: 5:58pm On Apr 28, 2021
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Why's sex so overrated. During the old, sex was used to make a visitor/stranger feel at home.



And no, it doesn't make her cheap. It shows that she's grateful for the fact that she has a hole she didn't dig. So, she's entitled to give it to whoever whether on the 1st or 100th visit
RomanceRe: Why Can't Guys Date Without Having Sex? by DICKstractor: 5:57pm On Apr 28, 2021
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In this current generation, the only person you can date, ask for money without wanting anything in return is your father, brothers and me!!

Rare gems like me are few.
CelebritiesRe: “I Woke Up In Tears, Our Nation Is Burning And No One Is Hearing Us” - Kiddwaya by DICKstractor: 5:53pm On Apr 28, 2021
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If this government can make the rich cry, then the poor will flood
PoliticsRe: Unknown Gunmen Kill Two Policemen In Akwa Ibom by DICKstractor: 5:49pm On Apr 28, 2021
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The rate we keep having unknown gunmen, I'm afraid Nigeria might become unknown in the nearest years to come
HealthRe: Doctors Please Help: I'm Having Weak Erection by DICKstractor: 5:44pm On Apr 28, 2021
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You manhood is on vacation.

Or perhaps, it got lost while you were digging the new girl. It wasn't familiar with the four walls of the other girl's surrounding and lost it way back


Give it time, it will find it way back home.


If you can't wait, I'll advise you visit a doctor to help you lead it home quicker
FamilyRe: Don't Get Involved With People's Marriages, Here's Why. by DICKstractor: 5:27pm On Apr 28, 2021
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Dont get involve in anything marriage/relationship. Them go use you settle matter

A person in love is equivalent to a male dog when he sees a female dog on heat.
HealthRe: She Finally Carry Me Go HIV Test - The Result by DICKstractor: 5:14pm On Apr 28, 2021
GerraMeh74:
I have asked the girl and she has told me countless times say na only me she dey allow dive in Raw, bro man gas take risk.
I like guys like you that don't have trust issues. BTW, are you guys into open relationship
Foreign AffairsRe: Florida Set To Release Swarms Of GMO Mosquitoes As By Bill Gates-backed Biotech by DICKstractor: 5:10pm On Apr 28, 2021
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I hope these genetically modified mosquitoes are big enough for meat. The rate of hunger in Nigeria, we won't mind having them for food

Send them to Nigeria asap


God bless Billli Billi et al
CrimeRe: Brazilian Man’s Penis Cut Off, Given To Pigs To Eat For Attempting To Rape Niece by DICKstractor: 4:59pm On Apr 28, 2021
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Good riddence


No rapist deserve a manhood. The manhood was meant to represent a staff of manliness.

Now, all he can do is see the paradise but he can't enter.
HealthRe: She Finally Carry Me Go HIV Test - The Result by DICKstractor: 4:53pm On Apr 28, 2021
GerraMeh74:
I hope you live right now bro, also went for my first HIV test recently, I know how nervous I was but it turned out negative, sent it to my Ikwere connect, and for now I have sworn she is the only one I will be diving in Raw.
What if another guy is diving raw into her. Think
EducationRe: Stop Calling It “garri”, Check Out What It Is Rightly Called. by DICKstractor: 10:31am On Apr 28, 2021
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Op, make Amadioha no suck your dry o. You still dey form oyibo for our indigenous food.

Ain't you tired of being a slave?...

Why didn't they give a Nigeria name to their bugger, hotdog and etc?

Op, be mindful
RomanceRe: I Have Been There Too by DICKstractor: 10:14am On Apr 28, 2021
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I'm happy to see that we still have disciplined men on earth. I thought I was the last of our specie lipsrsealed. Men that think with their head and not their balls.


Nothing beats integrity, dignity and commitment.

Thumbs up OP... I'm proud of you man.


If you weren't married, I would have offered you the best olosho Owerri can offer...
PetsRe: The Giant Bird I Caught Within My Compound. Please What Is The Name? by DICKstractor: 9:58am On Apr 28, 2021
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Free that bird.


I'm shuddered by the fact that you considered setting it on fire.


To clear you mind, there's not spiritual about the bird.

Set it free, let it also enjoy nature as you do
RomanceRe: Who Would You Marry? by DICKstractor: 3:21pm On Apr 27, 2021
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I'll marry, the person I don't love and the person that don't love me



In fact, everybody should get out
RomanceRe: My Fianceé Has Very Hot Temper, Please Advise Me. by DICKstractor: 3:16pm On Apr 27, 2021
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Buy her chill water or chill pills, so that whenever she gets angry, you give her to drink.


Since you no Sabi read capital letters on the wall
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Observed Evening Prayer, Preached In Geidam To Gain Members by DICKstractor: 8:33am On Apr 27, 2021
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It as if this BH is a lucrative business o. The way unemployment is going in Nigeria, I think people will start considering registering to this organization.

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