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Everybody should just get out

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R. I. P man

Op, do what's already on your mind or do you want us to talk you out of it. Go on and bang her but don't get caught

Many have dreamt of having threeesome with two sisters and here you are complaining.

Bring up the suggestion to your wife, you might be lucky she buys it.

Nonsense and Desmond Elliot

Harrynight:
This what i got Please � is it authentic?

It's obvious it is fake or do you need a seer to pour anointing oil in your eyes

Why do guys this days find it hard to move on after a bad/unsuccessful relationship.

It all balls down to the fact that guys have limited options to fall back to when things don't work out compared to the ladies


All evident is staring at you that this girl is done with you. Yet, you still being optimistic that one day she will come back to be that girl that once showered you with love.

Guy, pick up that last dignity you've got left and walk out. Stop calling her before she starts insulting you. Cut all ties with her, find another girl(s) and keep living

The only thing that the other guy have that you don't have is "money". Work on that. And in addition, work on your self esteem

Drops mic

Conspiracy theorist over to you.

See what a grown up man with Atleast a 3 inches long dick is doing in the name of proposal.



Chaii.... Some men have lost their power

dederocs:
She will press that button till he kpai

I pray it doesn't come to that. Let the charm wear of before then

The only thing I can say now is that 'you've given her your mumu remote". She'll keep pressing that button till she finds another one.


Probably, you've told her that she's the cause of your fortunes. She now feels like a demigod over your life.

Just keep worshiping her so that things won't go south for you.


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Have you offered sacrifice and she rejected?

Why not sell your inheritance and give to her. She might magically consider you

Have you also tried threatening her that you'll kill yourself and your blood will be upon her? She might allow you to peck her on her cheek


Bro, there are many things to do to get her attention. All you have to do is think outside the box and pray/fast for it to work



No be only miraculously, na scientifically


Nonsense and Desmond Elliot

The threat is like when two little boys are fighting


Boy 1: (Pushes boy 2)
Boy 2: Don't push me o. If you push me again, I'll break your head
Boy 1: (Pushes boy 2 again)
Boy 2: I have warned you o. Don't say I didn't warn you


The pushing and warning will keep going on without Boy 2 having the guts to retaliate

What a fvcking moda-eater


When this song goes wrong "sweet mother".

Maybe, he have been listening to this song for a while without understanding the full lyrics. He became so anxious to know how sweet his mother can be.

Dear Ex


I've missed you so much. Ever since you left, I find it difficult operating my phone for long. You know everything about my phone reminds me of you. I wish I could replace you but you know rare gems like you only come with the pack.


I miss you my original carry come charger.
Hey guys, guide your original charger with jealousy. You won't like to experience this heartbreak I am battling here

Mafia = Mexico/Italy


Gangstar = America


Cultist = Nigeria

Your biological mom or step mom or foster mom?

You can. Use a long pin and puncture your ear drum. Problem solved.


You know the say "modern problems require modern solutions"

I never read my transfer phenomenon and chemical reaction engineering finish, na this superstory I go come read?

Anieke39:
I am battling depression please help me guys

What's causing you depression exactly

Let they try it on me. Who knows they might be a genetic mutation, thereby transforming me to a superhero and I'll inturn give back to the society by saving Nigerians from this horrible PMB government

All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small...


BTW, it looks tasty. I don't mind if it disguises itself as a vegetable in my soup.

As far as the vegetable it disguised to gives me protein, rugged am...

Face, ass, legs, breast, in that order

But mind you, all this becomes a turnoff if she's not intelligent

Apart from Kuwaiti Dinar, one of the fastest growing currency is clitocurrency

One special thing about it is that, it is only accessible by one gender.

If lusting only doesn't fall under faithfulness , then NO!!!

E concern una

I no go do am even if it is not out of context

This country is like a circus and our leaders are the jesters while we are the audience laughing at their stale jokes while suffering from the stale and mentally derailing jokes

Go and adopt if you womb have been destroyed. No need for long stories

During my jss classes, I find girls super annoying. Sometime, I craft out a way to deal with them in my mind but as the day passes it wears off


But, this is totally off. This boys need to be dealt with

Nature also observes that.

As a man, you give a woman your c*m. In appreciation, she gives you back a baby.


Like the say "one good turn deserves another"