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![]() You ain't street smart kiddo. But one thing about mistakes is that ; you learn from them. Go and sin no more. Be wiser bro |
![]() Your wife is a fvcking pimpp if this is true but let's wait for the wife's side of the story. |
handsomeyitayo:You don't put sugar in someone's mouth and expect him to pour it out. |
![]() In an organizational settings, there are ladies we called "Oga food". It's just something constant like pi, gas constant (R) and gravity. It's will be weird, if they don't exist |
![]() It's a proven fact that Manchester united defence is better than Nigeria security |
![]() Bro,, you are fine. You just have to set your priorities right and follow them accordingly. A wise man once said "procrastination is the mother of laziness" If you beat procrastination, you will do exploit. You've found out that you have problem and willing to change but procrastination and other distractions is drawing you back. Beat it and explore. |
![]() You have to accept the fact that your money is not safe with them and your wife too Majority of them are cooperate olosho |
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![]() That's how somebody will get motivation from the facts that Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg are school drop outs but they won't consider the school they dropped out from and why they did what they did. She turned it down because she came from a well to do family. |
kingeze88:Modified ![]() |
![]() I always tell my friends, once a girl says YES!! to your proposal, just have it in mind that she's already cheating on you. So that when you catch her in the act, you won't be broken. Lack of expectations eliminates disappointment |
![]() Tales by moonlight. Somebody will stay at the comfort of his old wacky and rusty bed and fabricate |
![]() Nothing wey romancelanders no go see for the hands of these relationship people. |
![]() Every woman to her own cross A woman can't do this except she will benefit from it later on. If you promise a woman money, she will so caring ehh. When you sneeze, she will run after you with first aid box ![]() |
![]() You are real gee, kiddo. Are you sure, you aint my lost son |
![]() I'm 26years old but I can be her perfect 65years old man |
I'm 26yrs old but I can be 65years for your mama |
![]() Album of noise |
![]() Speak what you heard and don't to what you didn't |
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![]() This is a more justified ways of appreciation of life not that olosho that decided to show fallen breast Thank God for your life bloke |
Did I just read "I dumped him"??.... Buhahahahahaha ![]() More like trash taking out itself ![]() |
![]() Let me tell you now, your husband have gone for a DNA test after that question. Just pray it comes out in your favour. All those "I love you" he told you will be something else |
![]() Dont worry, you'll soon get the vaccine |
I weep for this generation of vagina people |
50% ROI after 25days? Run! run!! run!!! |
![]() All these regulation for a piece of meat? Lala list First thing to do when you see a snake : 1)Think of the kind of pepper soup you want to prepare |
bukatyne:You got the point |
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