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CelebritiesRe: A Lady Tattoos Nigerian Singer Davido And His Kids Faces On Her Back (video) by DICKstractor: 8:13pm On Feb 05, 2021
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I don't like tattoo but I love arts. I see tattoo as art. I see every inks, marks, symbols as a true representation of the bearer's innermost feeling.

But here, I don't know the purpose of this rubbish. Is it to chase clout or indirectly ask for money?

Even if you want to get a tattoo, why not inscribe things that have meaning to you. Like when you look back later in life, your stupidity will still make sense to you and you will be proud of what you drew.

But as the saying goes "Do what makes you happy".
RomanceRe: It's Like Many Married Women Don't Use Protection When Committing Adultery by DICKstractor: 10:15am On Feb 02, 2021
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Most of them prefer sex without condom. The will make. You believe that's sex is only enjoyed by men but in the real sense, they are addicts
HealthRe: COVID-19 Update For February 1 2021 In Nigeria by DICKstractor: 12:27am On Feb 02, 2021
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I'll keep saying this "the vaccine we looking for is not a medication but a place called kogi state"


Retweet so that it may get to WHO
CultureRe: Weird! : Man Removes Nose, Lips To Turn Himself Into ‘black Alien’ by DICKstractor: 11:58pm On Jan 27, 2021
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Who would have guessed that the devil could look this gorgeous
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: NGF Disowns Kogi Gov Over Remarks On Vaccines by DICKstractor: 8:00am On Jan 22, 2021
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Why wasn't it tagged hate speech.

If it was an ordinary man now; DSS, EFCC, SARS, ARMY, village people and every other force will be after his head
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Don't Quit A Bad Job Before Landing A Better Job by DICKstractor: 10:27am On Jan 21, 2021
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What of jobs that take a whole lot of your time that you don't even have time for yourself, talk less of having time to browse your phone, read newspaper for jobs or hunt jobs physical
PhonesRe: MTN Is Blocking Line This Morning PHOTOS by DICKstractor: 10:21am On Jan 21, 2021
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Oga, call their customer care digit to lay a complaint. This happened to my glo Sim a day before yesterday. I could neither call nor text. I had to leave it till the next day. Everything was automatically resolved on it own
EducationRe: Have You Seen This Animal Before, What's It Called by DICKstractor: 1:37pm On Jan 19, 2021
Possiblegee:
please what’s the of these movie when that guy day fight like frog
KUNGFU Hustle
CrimeRe: Kaduna: Wife Kills 17-Year-Old Girl For Accepting Her Husband’s Proposal by DICKstractor: 9:35am On Jan 19, 2021
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Over jealous wife is worse than cancer. They can be over possessive and every little thing can make them do crazy things.


The way people die for stupid things this day makes me wonder if the other side is not full by now
RomanceRe: Meet The Mum Who Spent 20 Years And Thousands Of Pounds On Tattoos To Cover Her by DICKstractor: 12:42am On Jan 19, 2021
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I don't know why people fancy tattoos. Like it's an eyesore to me. It's like dirt on the body.


Anyways, everyone is allowed to do whatsoever he/she pleases as far as they are not breaking the law.
HealthRe: COVID-19 Update For January 18 2021 In Nigeria by DICKstractor: 12:38am On Jan 19, 2021
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What if the vaccine we were looking for is not a medication but a place; Kogi
EducationRe: Have You Seen This Animal Before, What's It Called by DICKstractor:
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Looks like cape rain frog. I stand to be corrected


Left for me, I'll call it a frog that Swallowed it pride


It reminds me of this toad man in KUNGFU HUSTLE movie

FamilyRe: Man Marries Dead Woman With N2,000 Bride Price In Bauchi by DICKstractor: 1:42pm On Jan 18, 2021
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I hope he had a wonderful honeymoon. How sweet and lovely it is to have a physical and spiritual wife. He will be having double family in spirit and in open.

Kudos young man
CelebritiesRe: Top 10 Most Followed Nigerian Musicians On Instagram by DICKstractor: 1:37pm On Jan 18, 2021
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No matter how many people follows you, make village people no join
PoliticsRe: Covid-19: Governors To Meet Over "Alarming" Second Wave As Schools Re-open by DICKstractor: 9:53am On Jan 18, 2021
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What kind of confusion is here. Schools that have set resumption date nko or the ones that have resumed already. What happens to them.
RomanceRe: . by DICKstractor: 9:49am On Jan 18, 2021
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Don't argue with her. She must have seen more penis than you can ever imagine. That's how she came to that conclusion
SportsRe: Premier League Clubs' Interesting Nicknames by DICKstractor: 9:42am On Jan 18, 2021
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Many years later, their name changed. They are now called

Chelsea---Rent boys
Manchester united - - - Zebra fc/ 6thchester
Liverpool---- coronovirus champions
Arsenal-----4thsernal (Wenger's Era)
Manchester city - - - - local champions
ProgrammingRe: Why People Always Think Those That Make Use Of Laptop Are Into Fraud? by DICKstractor:
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That's how the society is here. Yahoo have been glorified in such a way that if you use iPhone, have a laptop, you will be termed a yahoo boy.

Any guy that uses a laptop or iPhone ; Yahoo boy
Any lady that uses a laptop or iPhone ; olosho


Welcome to Nigeria
CrimeRe: Catholic Priest Butchered To Death By Unknown Gunmen In Niger State (Photo) by DICKstractor: 10:00pm On Jan 17, 2021
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Insecurity in this country is becoming alarming every passing day.

Manchester united defense is better than Nigeria's security
FamilyRe: ..... by DICKstractor: 1:23pm On Jan 17, 2021
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Why not help her carry the menstrual pains.


I think feminists will prefer calling that thing "Womenstration" instead of "menstruation". Like the other one on Twitter that called "history" ; "herstory"...
FamilyRe: What Are We Doing Wrong? by DICKstractor: 1:14pm On Jan 17, 2021
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We've thrown our morals to the bin. We try to imitate the way of life of other countries thereby calling our own culture and traditions diabolic. We see our culture as orthodox way of living. Now we've totally embraced the wrong part of what we term civilization
TravelRe: World’s Rarest Passport That's Held By Only 500 People Is Over 900 Yrs Old (Pix) by DICKstractor: 8:11am On Jan 17, 2021
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RomanceRe: Top 10 Nollywood Actresses With Highest Followers On Instagram. by DICKstractor: 6:30pm On Jan 16, 2021
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CrimeRe: I Was Scammed By An Online Mobile Seller At Jumia.ng by DICKstractor: 1:56pm On Jan 16, 2021
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FamilyRe: why do northern Nigeria practice child marriage? by DICKstractor: 1:53pm On Jan 16, 2021
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I don't know why the northerners are in a hurry to taste the fruit from a young virgin, when it is guaranteed for them that they will have 72virgins all to themselves in the afterlife
RomanceRe: I Engaged My Girlfriend, Now I Am Thinking Of Calling Off The Engagement by DICKstractor: 3:52pm On Jan 15, 2021
Serene123:
Her chats, sms, messenger all clean.

Someting happened and her WhatsApp was showing on my phone for months grin without her knowing. I didn't see a single chat with the guy.
Not one.
What's on your mind right now
RomanceRe: I Engaged My Girlfriend, Now I Am Thinking Of Calling Off The Engagement by DICKstractor: 3:44pm On Jan 15, 2021
Serene123:
I have gone as far as secretly getting access to her WhatsApp. I didn't see any single chat with her and the guy nor another person. But the calls just keep pisisng me off.

I realised I shouldn't have gone that far. I should have just be calmed and let her do her wish
You don't need to be calm and let her do her wish. It will hurt later if you find out what you suspected in the past was actually true. Bless God, you guys are still in the courtship period. It's a period you tell your intended partner the kind of chaffs in their life that you cant take and you find out which you can still cope with.

If she's actually cheating, she's covering her tracks well. Have you checked her sms. The beeping radar indicates she's cheating

But as I said before, all this you thinking might be wrong. But you still need to investigate very well to clear your mind.
RomanceRe: I Engaged My Girlfriend, Now I Am Thinking Of Calling Off The Engagement by DICKstractor: 3:31pm On Jan 15, 2021
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If at the end, you allow love to cloud the clear evidence starring at you, I'll advice you take her for pregnancy test before walking her down the aisle.


We don't want another DNA saga in the next 20years.

But, I might be wrong. Nothing might be going on between them. You just have to investigate in secret.

And also, fear guys they call "just a friend or bestie",. They are very dangerous and relationship dickstroyers

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