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Sports › Re: Messi Breaks Pele's One-club Scoring Record As He Nets 644th Goal For Barcelona by DICKstractor: 12:40am On Dec 23, 2020

Show me a better couple than these two. I'll wait

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Education › Re: Is Madonna University The New Format? by DICKstractor: 12:24am On Dec 23, 2020

All man dey Hustle

Politics › Re: No Fresh Lockdown Over COVID-19 – FG Clarifies by DICKstractor: 11:53pm On Dec 22, 2020

I don't trust this government one bit

They can wake up one day smf decide totally lockdown

Romance › Re: If You Could Read Minds, Whose Mind Would You Read. by DICKstractor: 2:31pm On Dec 20, 2020

I'll read the government's mind to know the next wickedness they have installed for us so that I can brace myself

Celebrities › Re: Prince Bubacarr Aminata Sankanu Welcomes First Child (Photos) by DICKstractor: 2:27pm On Dec 20, 2020*

The Pen-is mightier than the sword

Enlightenment is necessary to understand stuff like this

Congrats sir

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Politics › Re: Just In: The Constitution Should Be Amended To Allow Buhari Go For Third Term by DICKstractor: 7:14am On Dec 20, 2020

I've grown to the level that whenever I see this kind of post, I tag it as sarcasm

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Politics › Re: Second Wave Of COVID 19: Another Lockdown Roam In Nigeria. NCDC Warn Nigerians by DICKstractor: 7:11am On Dec 20, 2020

No be only second wave, na spotting wave

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Family › Re: Why Do I Always See This Thing Whenever I Want To Do This Thing by DICKstractor: 9:39am On Oct 30, 2020

Dont worry, your days are not numbered

Romance › Re: Why Do I Always See This Thing Whenever I Want To Do This Thing by DICKstractor: 9:30am On Oct 30, 2020

Dont worry, your time is not numbered

Family › Re: Dead American Woman's Corpes Discovered After 5 Years. by DICKstractor: 12:21am On Oct 30, 2020

Dead men tell no tales

Crime › Re: Policeman Egu Omini Killed In Ebonyi, His Penis Cut Off & His AK-47 Rifle Stolen by DICKstractor: 12:18am On Oct 30, 2020*

Nobody believes in Nigerian police anymore.

Why cut off his manhood?... Is it for suya?

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Celebrities › Re: Desmond Elliot Secret Baby Mama Exposed As Nigerians Drag Him Out On Social Medi by DICKstractor: 12:16am On Oct 30, 2020

Nigerians have remembered Eliot. His life won't remain the same after this encounter

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Nairaland General › Re: What Is Your Opinion On This Year 2020 So Far by DICKstractor: 12:12am On Oct 30, 2020

Na overhyping spoil this year

Romance › Re: Guy Pretends He Has Stomach Ache To Propose To His Girl Friend: (video) by DICKstractor: 12:36pm On Oct 29, 2020

Wtf is this!!...

Things eople do for the camera to trend is becoming so gross

What's so romantic in this gesture now

#spits

Car Talk › Re: This Happened To My Car On Ikorodu Road While On A Trip With Uber by DICKstractor: 12:31pm On Oct 29, 2020

Your car is bleeding

Sports › Re: Juventus Replies Barcelona's Tweet by DICKstractor: 12:29pm On Oct 29, 2020

Messi is GOAT while Ronaldo is EWU

Romance › Re: See Moments A Corper Proposed To His Girlfriend After Faking He's Dying(video) by DICKstractor: 12:25pm On Oct 29, 2020

What if he just die like that.

Crazy things people do for the camera. I don't know how romantic faking death is.

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Politics › Re: How To Legally Own A Gun In Nigeria by DICKstractor: 3:41pm On Oct 28, 2020

Politics › Re: Nigeria's Debt Of 86 Billion Dollars Has Become The Highest In History by DICKstractor: 3:39pm On Oct 28, 2020

Buhari and crew are not done with us

When they are done, na body go tell us

Pets › Re: All Dogs Go To Heaven: How Belief In Pet Afterlife Has Risen Over The Last 150Yr by DICKstractor: 3:38pm On Oct 28, 2020

Wetin concern calabar man's stew with dog afterlife Réunion

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Health › Re: Is There A Permanent Cure For Short Sightedness? by DICKstractor: 3:36pm On Oct 28, 2020

If you've been wearing corrective glasses right from the time you noticed it, I think it would have been corrected by now....

I stand to be corrected though.

But it's not big deal. Just get a perscribe glass and you will be fine

Career › Re: Meet Angel Onuoha, Associate Manager At Google by DICKstractor: 3:32pm On Oct 28, 2020

Congrats young man...

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Culture › Re: The Returned Oba’s Staff is Fake - Royal Prince Calls Out Oba Of Lagos (Video) by DICKstractor: 11:48am On Oct 28, 2020

Following Nollywood script, 7 able bodied young men will go to the evil forest to recover the staff after the village have been hit by a serious plague

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Sports › Re: OFFICIAL: Barcelona President Josep Bartomeu Has Resigned, Along With The Entire by DICKstractor: 1:24am On Oct 28, 2020

Worst president ever after Buhari and woodwork

Crime › Re: Hoodlum Who Went Away With The Dpo's Uniform In The Recent Police Station Attack by DICKstractor: 1:22am On Oct 28, 2020

How does it feel to be a DPO for a day?

Sports › Re: Bartomeu Resigns As Barcelona President As Entire Board Steps Down by DICKstractor: 1:18am On Oct 28, 2020

Worst president ever after Buhari and Woodwork

Sports › Re: Josep Maria Bartomeu's Full Resignation Speech by DICKstractor: 1:14am On Oct 28, 2020

Worst president ever after woodwork

Romance › Re: How Do U Want Your 2021 To Be Like? by DICKstractor: 1:13am On Oct 28, 2020

Una Don start again. Na over hyping make 2020 rotten. Leave 2021 alone

Romance › Re: I Caught Her Cheating by DICKstractor: 1:10am On Oct 28, 2020

You will make a good detective. You can team up with Sherlock Fash to solve more crimes

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Politics › Re: 99% Of You Protesters Will STEAL If Elected To High Office - Discuss by DICKstractor: 9:26am On Oct 26, 2020

rossoki:
Thanks for your roundabout admission to being a thief.
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