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Hi fellas,
i've been a practicing HSE professional for abt 5yrs in an oil company, and it's been worth the experience. while NISP is a good way to start, u can upgrade to a better recognised certification NEBOSH, they have a center that offer their certification in nigeria and it's expensive 350k. they do it twice a yr in march and sept. so u may have to wait till next yr

Idioms (esp igbo proverbs) are the palm oil with which words are chewed according to Chinua Achebe

igbo kwenu

Before we start celebrating how fast google chrome, please note that the security of the browser is suspect. A lot of user are now complaining about the security risk. worms and virus can easily attack your computer from public forum site like Myspace and facebook. and worst of all google do not have a security support service like microsoft have for their IE7

http://blogs.zdnet.com/security/?p=1858

Before we start celebrating how fast google chrome, please note that the security of the browser is suspect. A lot of user are now complaining about the security risk. worms and virus can easily attack ur computer from public forum site like Myspace and facebook. and worst of all google to not have a security support service like microsoft have for their IE7

http://blogs.zdnet.com/security/?p=1858

The tall slim ones are called --Skye bank;

The robust and spacious ones--Oceanic bank;

The ones that move from one relationship to another--Intercontinental bank;

The silent but dangerous ones are—First inland bank;

Those who are not cute yet they love being heard-- Bank PHB;

Those who stick to one man--Fidelity bank;

Those who seem caring yet debit you massively for every affection--UBA;

Those that go to any extent to make you sad--Zenith bank;

Those who are old yet they don't realize they are no more in vogue--Union bank;

The brief and summarized ones--Micro Finance;

The huge ones that ''stand gidigba for ground'—First Bank;

The beautiful, reserved and homely ones--Diamond Bank;

The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the husband is broke -- GTB

Please do any body know where i can get games for my samsung D880 duos. Most games i've seen seem not to be compactible with it. and i hate the games that cames with the phone. just love the dual sim

The reason most ladies will never understand why guys behave that way is because "it's a man's thing". Most men like to have a breathing space without having to explain why and get emotional about it. It's a time when they want to get in touch with their own personality (or masculinity). How and when they chose to do so is affected by the influences in their life while they were growing up.

Hi house,
Please post here if you're born in MAY and getting a precise birthday mate maybe difficult. Moi is May 15th

I'll advise u take the job because i've worked in most of the locations in niger-delta there are known trouble spot which i'm sure your company is aware of. and since you said u're black that even makes it easier.

the money in the oil industries is simply Irresistible Good luck!

i don't think telling ur spouse is wrong, it's depend on the understanding btw u. My girlfriend told me she was abused by a relative of hers while growing up. it made me respect her the more for trusting me with such important details of her life.

Thanks for the info, it works just fine!!

Check for 'SMSzipper' on dotsis.com. it's good sms tool and you'll find other sms software that may fulfill ur need

refilling toners are very easy to do. but note that it not advisable to refill the toner cartridge more than 3 times cos the production drop at that stage. while a toner refill powder (the same toner used for sharp photocopy machines) goes for about 1.2k at cms. there are precautions to take when refiling, so that the image drum does not sustain any scratches cos the scratch will re-produce itself in every page you print. the best bet to learn is at cms, where the guy there will teach u at a small fee. that is where i learnt how to refill my company toner

Hello house, I live in Ada-George area of Port Harcourt, i've been looking for broadband that covers my area. but i've not found one yet. Direct on PC and Starcomms broadband do not cover my area cos i've gone to their office to ask them. Any suggestion from the house cos i'm using dail-up and it's so slow

What i got from dotsis.com is the call manager software and not a phone. U can get any nokia n-series phone and download the software into it

I presently use a nokia symbian phone that i've installed a blacklist software(Call manager) i can reject calls and decide the respond to the rejected call such as number busy and reply via sms or just plain relect and it can also reject all sms from blacklisted number. I got it from dotsis.com

To solve the problem, you have to use LAN connections for all three pc, just like most cyber cafe does and computer A become the server or Alternatively you can make computer A WLAN hotspot so that computer C can see it and log onto it.

Hola me if it doesn't work there are other trick to get around this problem

There is really no trick in browsing yahoo messenger or yahoo go! on ur mtn browser. each time u vist yahoo site mtn leave cookies on ur phone that stops you from visiting the site. so next time when you log-in you get an error message. Solution. simply delete cookies on ur phone after visiting yahoo site.

It seems a lot of nairalander are angry at me for saying it like it is. Gosh you're all so cheap!! (with the exception of some few, though)

I've noticed in this forum that a lot of poeple like free browsing and they keep posting new thread of one new trick to browse freely. Is it because internet connection is expensive or people are poor that they cannot afford to pay for it.

Please stop posting threads of new tricks of how to browse freely cos it ain't true

My wedding is coming up at the last quarter of this year and i've earmarked 900k for it. i've the money now but wifey-to-be want it to happen at that time of the year.
Will invite the house that's if you live in Petakwa (Port Harcourt)

@earthrealm, do bourdex cover PH very well cos i went to their office about a yr ago and them seems to cover selected part of the town and my area (Ada-george) was not covered by thier network

There is nothing wrong in buying ur friends property. What may be wrong is, if ur friend asked for help and u refuse to help instead offer the choice of buying his property. Come to think of it most people hardly look at the other side of helping thier friends. what if u help him with money and he refuse to pay back, that may compromise ur friendship.

I always have one rule for my friends (unwritten and unspoken rule though) if i can't trust you with money there is a limit to our friendship.

It seems those who have lost their virginity are angry with the poster because they cannot boast of having any virtue or self control. Their conscious is pricking them that they have lost something valuable they can never regain again all for a flirting 5 minutes of pleasure. Oh what a pity

It's a contract job and their is jo gaurantee or job security

I'm presently working in an oil firm and i've been here for about 3yrs, but i seems to have lost the initial job satisfaction i once had. Sometimes i find myself thinking of resigning and looking for a more challenging job or better opportunities outside. the only thing keeping me here is just the pay. Have u ever found urself in my shoes, and what did u do abt it!?

Your Story is a familiar one cos i've been there. it took me four yrs after school to get the present job i'm on. and since then i've done better than my friends who got jobs b4 me and some even laugh at me, saying i was lazy. But let me tell you want life is doing to you. Life wants to test ur resolve, It wants to know if u really want to succeed or just to live the average life and it also want to shake those big dreams of urs so that u can get discourage and maybe replace them with smaller dreams. But if u refuse to give up and show life that u really want to succeed. life will concede defeat and give u what u want, only if u refuse to give up. And remember this, becareful for what u ask for cos u might just get it.

Stay blessed

I'm surprise to see people complain abt the fees of CU being just 250k, for me that's cheap cos we've secondary schools in PH who charges 300k per term and for three terms u get to pay 900k. and parents are queueing up to send their kids to that school. Quality education is not for the poor, so the masses should quit complaining

DSTV has a better packaged programme than hitv, they know it that is why they will not reduce their subscription rates. i use mytv but i'm disapointed cause they only have two film channels, one show movies of 1970s while the other is just recently introduced, you won't get live matches on them and their local movies channels seems to copy AIT movie and replay them on the air. i'm seroiusly thinking of changing just my decorder to DSTV so i can start watching my money worth