₦airaland Forum

well you can use South Africa they should have better data
If you freestyle your data, you'll probably get stuck somewhere plus you wont have much confidence
(remember you have to provide a reference to where your stats come from)

or use lil asian countries that gained independence around the same time as nigeria that are booming now

lol you just join join everything like dem join nigeria kai you sef

if you get gold medal for room gymnastic i get platinum medal for roomnastic
you fit learn from shaolin shairman like me

no worry we go insure the boulder if you no fit carry am for your lil finger

scatter the thing one by one you go get am no be you wan learn?

road to man pikin heart na through him belly

the way to a man's heart is through his. . . .

bedroom
maternity ward

we= na me be that; i be  [i]sh[/i]airman 

if you like put 20 peppers na so i go dey chop am

you no sabi them talk say; road to man pikin heart na through him belly
from him belly na so so gymnastic inside room after na multiplication for maternity ward
so if u sabi cook wellla, you go sabi do gymnastics and na that one be the koko especially when bakassi big like woah!!

_{pick race comot}

if you hear me, you go get am because me sef i dey stammer talk am
but if you hear my paddy na original warri boy! me sef i dey look like JJC

kai see as you dey scatter grammar for here, i go obtain you o  

hmm so you sabi cook well well, me sef i sabi chop no be small
e be like say we go invite you come nairaland get together you go bring plenty plenty cooler with jollof make we see as you sabi cook reach
if you sabi, we go put ring for your finger e be like say one don dey their already but e no mean

see the thing easy like abc to read you just dey get am like say na village dem born you
I don tell you your brain na computa

period? i be guy man o i no dey get period
we no even get period for pidgin na free flow

so which side for Queensland you dey, how the funny summer, na so so rain e dey rain
you don dey chop mash n peas, chips n fish abi you dey chop correct food we dey hol body wella!

I miss that yogurt in white plastic they sell in Lagos and kpuff kpuff

so-bata= cobbler or shoe repairer

how person go dey chop jollof with suya sef e be like say u don dey go obalende suya

how can you eat jollof with suya (me thinking it was fast food suya)

I suppose dey jand o but as per se i no fit talk american accent dem no gre gimme fisa na so so pidgin i dey yarn dem

_blighty

I totally agree with this but not necessarily in the bnking sector alone since banks do not open to the public after 5.00pm
This should be implemented in manufacturing and service industry
it will be good for health and safety,quality and create more jobs for people

_{this should be in the career section}

chop remain for me ?? chai i don suffer you tink say me i be so-bata?
how person go dey chop jollof with suya sef e be like say u don dey go obalende suya

If na you cook the jollof with suya i go chop clean mouth if na fast food abegi carry go!

are you telling me that things are crazy for you right now because you have an exam and your head is filled with that and other nonsense?

you be correct gal no be small your head sef na computa
well done oya you gift na to buy me akara and palm make i chop bellyful
kia kia masa masa

yowa! correct talk u dey talk now mukinatu baby, you know im coming to pay the dowries when i can get all my pennies together  

I'll be expecting them, dont make me sulk tonight o  

ahh why me why me

why now? thou shall not deny man the beauty of the creator!!

no be my fault na God make booty n beauty. to be admired right? 
when i get to 90 i wil be chasing mukinatu about 

i'll post a pic of a booty and you'll all faint

pls do

I went to cut my hair today boy oh boy its been a long time Ive been to the market area, chei i was looking like i just entered town, different shapes and sizes 

_{I'm black booty obsessed i hope it doesn't carry on when I'm married}

welcome back* Uche

scata scata don buss oooo !! everywhere jaga jaga i no fit revise i get exam for next week
my head dey do mathematics n jagba jantis

ameromoge thats your assignment ^^^ 

booty no dey kill person. im going to marry a big booty gal, maybe a ghanain sef

I cant stop watching this video, esp on TV _{its bigger} the quality aint all that on youtube

Enugu it is.

both Aba and Enugu are safer than Lagos

for crime maybe for expats i dont think so!

And if Nigeria wants to save Lagos from the impending implosion from human population, they should begin to somehow ''force'' investors, both foreign and local, to spread to other parts of the country, especially the East (there are sea ports in Calabar, Onne and PH) and also the North. Everything Lagos, Lagos, yet it is the dirtiest and most run-down city in the world

Good point not necessarily force other states can entice them, it all falls to transport links and perceived security

sounds like a sex tourist's view of Nigeria to me 

osegwu:
The woman joins the man in which soever religion he belongs.

She becomes a member of that religion by vitue of marriage.

not necessarily true! maybe in the Nigerian context sha, and even then i have seen some that just do their thing

why are international delegates paying more

ckenneths:
Infact Seun, move this topic to politics, this is an insult to real businessmen that has no boundaries.

yes o!! please move this to the tribal section or politics

Senderos is going too, heard some club in germany or italy wanted to sgn him
Flamini too we have too many midfielders
We need attacking midfielders

remember when they used to sell those POLO shirts, with the man and horse in different positions?

lmao!!

when you teach me some meditation techniques

did you see the booty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6zcaaraO3g

The music is good BUT DAMN CHECK THAT BOOTY AT THE BACKGROUND!!! 

Good good, if they succeed they'll improve their overall performance and be more open to shareholders
I dont think international shareholders do the normal praise singer those in nigeria do- well not on a grand scale sha

I'll invest more in the banks now, hope they dont buy us minor investors out

erm not too sure where they texted from