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dat one wey no get body lekpa shandy

ogbanje na winch

you wan know wetin you eyes dey talk?
come here make i whisper am, you know say ogbanje dey here

no mind am everything dey jolly until one chick like dat come spoil show!
Naija man no fit chop again abi na wetin
why you dey make shakara for here


oya ghettochyc caryy 9ja4eva comot make you na eye no blind  

Managing Change very good book
have you had any management experience/training at all or you were just giving the position?

haha na by force? i talk say i no dey do
why you dey drag me now, i don get customer 
LoverBwoy aka FineBwoy 

wetin u want use yarn dem, na go dem hear dem no hear come! oya comot for road i dey
inside room with AmerOmoge, na thunder fire your ynash

ameromoge make we go inside private room lock door no under 21 allowed here

na lie you get curves, i can see it in your eyes

you think say me legedis benz no dey jam person, e go jam ur small ikebe go one side gba o!

my ogbanje no dey talk pidgin abegi na correct arabic dem tok o!

helll yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

you go show me proof tonite

ikebe super!!

you get ikebe me i like big round ikebe well well

yes o clear for road before my moto jam you
or else i go send ogbanje come disturb you!!

well not for the wrong reasons. many people want to be seen as Dr smart blah blah

I wouldnt like to be a doctor when i know very well the pay is shyte, the facilities for doing my job aint there and people cant even pay me for the job

how can you be a doctor in a country where you have to ask sick people if they have registered, instead of asking them what their problems are?

chei i done suffer o!! see wetin this pikin don cause  oya comot for hia abeg 

Ms oge the proof is in the pudding 
pidgin is to be spoken not typed 
come make i whisper sweet nothings pidgin inside ya ear

Abuja will be the better option idont know what kind of house you can build with the money though

I think in PH expats will live in the buildings provided by their company

is this a mortgage or rental plan?

make we go another room go discuss our pidgin/rmnastic lessons, with plenty mexican food and cream

you chop winch abi na winch chop you? you tell you say i no sabi pidgin

i be the best pidgin speaker for my village

Ms OGE no mind this small pikin o, she dey jealous as per say na experience madam dey ground

21stccDr:
this is 21st century dr.

As a public enlightenment, I hope to educate readers on what it takes to be a doctor in nigeria.

A fact states that a small percentage of any population is made of highly brainy individuals. And most of those who belong to this class end up as doctors. Medical Course and Practise is not like Information Technology where people deal with machines and some virtual computer codes. Doctors Deal with LIFE, error is unacceptable so every effort has to go into learning the nitty gritty of human existence, The reason the course is hard and practise is harder.

Take a time out and see one of the TV Medical Series around, "grey's anatomy preferably". You will realise that life as a doctor is more than the seeming prestige that is attached to it.

As a Doctor in our Nigeria I would be faced with the following challenges (I am still in school)
LACK OF FACILITIES
POOR PUBLIC HEALTH EDUCATION
INAPPROPRIATE WAGE COMPARED TO SOCIAL STATUS AND SERVICE RENDERED etc.

While I take a time out before I elaborate on these, just keep at the back you mind that Nigeria doctors are realy trying.

cya

if they know all these why do they still go ahead with the 8year programme, is it for the title Dr or for the numerous girls they'll handle and assault?

shentz you dont even know who yaradua is

Just imagine they make a film about TH14, i bet it will beat Titanic at the cinema in gross earnings

Are the seats suppose to be multi-coloured i can see red, yellow pink and brown seats 

they should replace them like wembley did

yup

say=talk

like i dont talk say a trial shall confuse convince you

yes and he is worn out already

Henry scores and commentator starts signing!

this is why He's Hot

you ar not still living with you parents are you?

I think their(UK) approach to democracy is very different and usually more of a cooperative one than the americans

I think Gordon also has a good understanding of Africa and has taken initiatives as commissioner for africa in the past to help though most of them have not been 100% successful no thanks to lack of support from the cowboy in yankee.


While in agreement on the need for relief of Africa's World Bank debts, Britain and the US differ on the means. Mr Brown and Mr Blair think rich countries should pick up the debt servicing bill, but the Bush administration wants the cost to be taken out of direct aid budgets, with the consequence that recipient states do not receive any more funds.

In another initiative, Mr Brown has proposed selling or revaluing IMF gold bullion, the third largest reserves in the world, to raise cash for multilateral debt relief, a move the US also opposes. At his press conference, Mr Brown said a solution on gold sales was possible.
[url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/g8/story/0,13365,1498591,00.html] Guardian[/url]

The British Prime Minister, Mr. Tony Blair, on Thursday, expressed his country‘s readiness to work with the President-elect, Alhaji Umaru Musa Yar’Adua.

In a letter to President Olusegun Obasanjo, Blair added that his country would support the continuation of Obasanjo‘s reform programme by Yar‘Adua.

A statement from the Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media, Mrs. Oluremi Oyo, said Blair was eager to meet with Yar‘Adua immediately he assumed office.

Declaring Britain’s readiness to work with Yar‘Adua, Blair said he was looking forward to ”an early meeting” with Nigeria‘s incoming President ”to begin our discussion on future cooperation.”

He also spelt out the areas the British Government intended to engage the incoming administration.

The British PM said, ”We are keen to work with the new administration on reform and governance, democracy, development and other areas of cooperation which we have developed over the last eight years.”

Blair, who is on his way out of office after two terms as Prime Minister, commended Obasanjo for his achievements in office.

Punchng

Na better government be this no be igbo for yankee

just forget that naija side jo, im from Saturn via Togo

I be real ololufe aka LoverBwoy

Ololufe mi need to be good kisser, passionate, attentive and ummm well well in the boxer department!!!

Yea, all that and more na me be that

no i no want any other student, i want experienced student with earthquaking potential

how you take no say i no fit tame you, i be the original multiple O originator! I be boss man, ruler of the jungle!

a trial go convince you

All these phoney fanatics include some so -called broadcasters who are supposed to set the pace and diffrenciate between fluent english and phoney english.

90% of those AIT presenters are like that, really horrible!

yea and how much effort do you have to put in to just to buy a piece of land
how many agberos do you fight and how many officials do you bribe?

can you buy a piece of land like you can buy a pen, just go in pay your money and get your receipt? No hassle

im interested o, if you can get a map of lagos or any neighbouring states so where know where these lands are

[s]How much are they paying you for the nigerian job?[/s] What are the benefits included in the job offer

What state will you be going to?

have you got relatives in nigeria?

Have you got accommodation already?

What is the working culture like in the company?

sorry, 'ndo, sannu, kpele you are taking one for the team