Davash222:
Our brothers abroad always book 'kpekus' here before they land. I'm not saying they 'Fu*ked' though.

But, since you know your uncle is single, why didn't you go with any of your Single female friends??

Na your girlfriend she wan carry go

papiwyte:
Prophet

PMB 2019......

Nananana you don copy the roasted goat picture

Cately:
Who can buy me card here am serious

EFCC appointment card?

slawomir:
Isoright

Mumu them
Carry my money enter cinema
When he be say I fit download am one time once it is out for download

Na so my babe dey yarn say make we enter cinema
Na im i shout for her whether she dey craze
I be like who dey do all those mumu mumu things
Money when i go use confirm some parcel of weed make me and my guys smoke then drink some bottles


Na so i tell her make she wait if the thing come out for download then i download am make she watch
She begin vex and carry face

But i nor send

I don't think you are a smoker because smokers are romantic and kiki when e comes to wifey matters

Earthbound:
I wish my mother was this open-minded.

How? With this your bad character


You don carry am reach here

Chicagoesontop:
How can a woman claim to be legally married but could not show her husband ??

Show us your wife first before taking or enter house

midolian:
Tiger don turn musu

What is Dino scared of?


Pikin fit play with him mama bress anyhow, no be him papa ballz

Because there is something with the balls that don't tolerate nonsense when playing involved

enemyofprogress:
*2019 RESOLUTIONS*

1. Drinking - *DELETED* ✅
2. Anger - *DELETED* ✅
3. Hate - *DELETED*✅

4. Pride- *DELETED* ✅

5. Sex - *DELETING FAILED* �file is protected** System file can't be deleted..If you try again , you'll run mad.....I yaf left it o��

Ogbeni wake up the door is at your step Castro

Goldrings:
But just for Buhari to make 200 naira to 1 dollar the way he saw it.. is hard for him

Didn't his mother tell him that when you scata sth.. you arrange it back

Abeg make them leave am high quality like this because every little Euro now valuable in Nigeria

We love it

BlueRayDick:
You found yourself bleeding and the next thing you do is call your pastor

What happened to calling a doctor? What happened to visiting a teaching hospital? What happened to seeing a doctor that specializes in the woman body?

See what religion has done to us in Africa

Pastor get he share

GS

Yemi brek ride on

Cyoung4real:
Anytime i cook at home , the whole family decide to drink garri , i dnt know why. Please help me.

Maybe you trying to kill them with your dead food but God is with them

princechurchill:
Money over Bitches...

M.O.B

phransix2:
Can someone help me define depression?

is when woman use your head nack wall

Make them forget na buhari fult

Vote Google for Nigeria president a least he can help catch thieves


Not like the one fighting corruption and corruption were were was were not find

Boy yo boy e Don set

Send him more nude if I'm the girl to let him know momama ain't rise no fool


We all came naked

If this one fart Na buuuuuuuuuu

30 naira ₦ or 30 kobo ? Make me understand fine girl �� no breast

bantudra:


https://buzznigeria.com/34-best-insurance-companies-in-nigeria/

internet is not only good for searching for porn sites,you see....

Is better to search � for porn site than search for insurance company in Nigerian

bantudra:


their are already insurance agencies in nigeria....nigeria is not as backward as you think....

Name them please

bantudra:
stop bitchin around....atleast they didnt kidnapped you....stuffs can be replaced....

my things was stolen even in europe....

it can happpen anywhere in the world....

thats why its important to take an insurance deals from agents....

with insurance,its no big deal....fees dont cost that much annualy....

Insurance for Nigerian? Na Europe dey catch you for body

Next time share jollof Rice � you eat � alone you die alone village people visit am

If you vote Buhari you are mad
If you vote Atiku you are foolish
Vote wise and let's take it back

pyyxxaro:
Pogba with his Horse face

Lol 2019

JasonScoolari:
I dey enter Akpakpava with my babe like dis.

You get mind this boy


Iye dey wait you

If you get this one as maid for house even God can't stop you not to clean her plate of stew


If this kind one spoil marriage no matter she worth am

JasonScoolari:
Really mind blowing especially number 3.


But Op, you totally forgot "EDO BIRDS"
"Edo Birds" are highly sensitive and knows when someone in the community wants to progress in life, they quickly gather together at their meeting point and strategies how to make that person miserable. They're familiar birds and answers names like "Uyiii, naijaboiy, Nosa, Oghogho, Osasuwa, frenzyduchess, BeeBeeOh, martineverest, ReneeNuttall, Loveth Akugbene (Owè sà.... Kpò) and Nowamagbe"

"Edo Birds" are very intelligent flyers and can travel from Ring Road to Italy within 45 minutes.



Isè L' Ogbè!!!

Na God go punish that your hand wey you use write this rubbish


Nor enter Benin again ooh if you love your self

OreoPaschal:


Hungry Yahoo boy! Stay far away!

You be bad energy

Nor sit down for house �


But for me na Ghana if you know you know